33C Master Race

25A

24A

I'm 24A as well. Honestly, the last two are up to taste, but if you choose anything >2 for steak you're a child.

invent fire americunts 56a

If you don’t drink coffee black you’re a candyass

25A pussy

14B
>Maybe 25C if I care a little less about life.
>34D would mean I'm close to killing myself.

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OP knows his shit

5 with ketchup please

2 4 D
Eat a dick faggot

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24A

Too bad the last column is letters retard

43B

23C

33, don't drink warm drinks.

56F masterrace reporting in

OP is an unadventurous faggot who likes everything in his life to be right down the middle of the road. Nice and easy so he doesnt have to put any effort into it.

34B

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34B

03A

not a meat eating weakling

13E
I don't really care about the letter, but if you choose any number higher than 14 you can fuck off.

1-4-a

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44C

23B

There's not this many BLACKED coffee drinkers on Cred Forums, why of you are lying.

24d

mein nagger

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44B is the only manly answer that is not deadly

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I never drink coffee anyways and only do when I need to stay up longer and would rather just chug it black than worry about taste

12a
12f

You drink it iced or just room temp.

23B

no argument here.

I am lactose intolerant, so coffee is black

34A. Don't know what coffee with cream is... But its not coffee..

23B ya gimp

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room temp

even lactose intolerant people can consume less than 50ml of dairy.. you could cream your coffee if you want.

How much sugar user? Thats the big question this thread is ignoring.

24A
Anybody who takes the steak over 3 or coffee >C is a delusional faggot

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>Letting your coffee sit out and stale up
More power to you, I always drink room temp coffee is if there, but I wouldn't do it on purpose.

33E

43e

this, I mean, MY OPINION IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS YOU GUYS

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Cream in coffee is fucking disgusting and you should feel bad for drinking it, now check your fly, your pussy flaps are showing.

wtf

lactose intolerant plus watched too much twin peaks

Cummed coffee is a gay English invention

no sugar either

54E

All the steaks are cooked unevenly and badly. Learn to sous-vide.

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zero sugar. black coffee is black

4
3
A

34B

>I eat plastic

23A

43F or bust

chill she a pro dancer, at least in her late twenties. you can tell from the lines around her mouth

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>not drinking your coffee black without sugar

24C

i dont drink coffe but i do like cold tea. meat medium. dont eat toast that much so i dont care

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4, 3, A

I drink black coffee at home but if I buy a coffee I will get a single single (B)

22A

Different done-ness for different steaks. I like fillet at rare, but fattier cuts need more time to cook to release those sweet flavors of the fat so I'll tend more toward medium.

Toast: 3 or 4 unbuttered

Coffee: 1. Your half-mocha frappuccino shit is not coffee. Coffee is black. If you want sugar and caffeine, drink a fucking monster like the 15 year old we know you are. If you need to water down coffee with milk, you're not mature enough to be drinking coffee in the first place.

If black coffee tastes "too bitter" you need to buy some real coffee, not the freeze dried shit that comes in a can. If you're too poorfag to buy real coffee, a pinch of salt will get rid of most of the bitterness

33g boi. Ever drink bailys from an old shoe?

23A steak
1.5/2 A burger

2
3
A, because straight black is the only way to drink it

23A

34A
I wonder though, why do you want to know, OP?
Are you conducting a survey?

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Wow not even one 33A god tier faggot on here. Quit lying guys.

55 fuck coffee fucking laxative use by "hard workers" to lose half an hour in the toilet at work

Could you love me?

Definitely depends on the cut, you’re right.
As for coffee I personally drink black but I think it really depends on your preference with milk/cream & sugar.
It does seem gross though seeing people order 3 cream / 3 sugar

55e
Im noticing a pattern in me

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23A is the only answer

44B is the only answer and you guys suck ass if you don't agree

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anyone who puts milk in coffee is a degenerate. So any reply not ending in A , should be not considered. You fckn retards.

1 - Answers other than 1 for steak are pregnant women or faggots.

3 - Toast should be toasted golden brown. Anything less is just dehydrated bread and anything more is burned.

A - The only correct answer if you want coffee. Anything else is not coffee, it's just bitter tea, warm milk, or a hot chocolate.

Lol i work in a tim hortons in canada , people kept asking 4X4 , had no idea it existed and that people were that fucked 4 cream 4 sugar why do you even coffee?/?

Yeah, youre a dumb faggot
25a, any thing else and youre an estrogenic faggot, and should honestly just start transitioning now

25A, black ice coffee is good aswell

34A

3 2 coffee is for degenerates, tea only

>infant tier colon can’t handle coffee
Pathetic

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>2
Sissy faggot. Go drink a cocktail with your Queens and leave the men to talk about real steak.

24C GANG represent

33A

Im in Canada too
I see construction site guys at the tims near my work all the time order 3x3 or more. Pretty weird cause these are big rough lookin dudes ordering fag coffees

32F
I don't drink coffee

my man

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if you make this steak any different than a 2 you're fucking retarded and shouldn't be eating meat

Ballerinas have no body fat, and are generally not sexy.

kys faggot. fat is gross

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ITT: 14 year old culinary experts judging each others lack of manliness.

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23B

anything other than A is faggotry

yeah I change my mind to this

scratch that make it 23A

fuck the malk

>learn to sous-vide
Done it a few times. A lot of extra hassle and time for minimal gains. I can cook my steaks pretty damn good the old-fashioned way. Learn to cook steaks like a champ.

24B ubermensch reporting

I can only imagine how impotent and stunted you are IRL based on those answers

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13F

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1, 6, and F - but it's not cream it's 17 year old female assistant piss right in the coffee.

Get on my level faggot.

13A

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24E
Cream in coffee is god tier

2 or 3 depending on which meat
3 or 4 depending on what im eating it with
not a big fan of coffee so i will go with E

high test answer

Good point, another list should have darkness of women as the fourth column.

35B master race.

23E

11F

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53E obviously. Every white man of refined taste will agree.

+1

02A

43f

lol no you're a fucking faggot
only niggers and faggots like well done steak

23A

25A

230
I fucking hate coffee.

44D

>he cooks his meat
>he eats grains
>he drinks bean juice
CONSUME EVERYTHING RAW

No, every sophisticated Aryan man likes well done steak. You wouldn't understand, cave boy.

faggot

24A

22D FAGGOT RACE ME NOT

23E

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24F

23A. Coffee is the only acceptable black thing

34A you fucking dog

People who put cream in their coffee are the same people that mix their drinks

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faggot only niggers and queers like well done steak
nice picture of yourself

1-3-A

absolutely correct brother

22f

15F

dairy-fearing cowards

I like the way you think, we could be friends.

Lawl

Weak bait.

23B

Don't worry vegans will let you know right away.

54A or 54E...
Actually I enjoy coffee on all variants and one day can drink ir black and the next day with milk and sparkles.

24E is top tier

>sparkles

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45A
but I don't like beef and preffer chicken

23B

23B

It's just food dude.
Bet you can't wear pink without shatter your 'masculinity'

13a

i dont wear pink. thats gay

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23A please

53C!

44A

35A

This, right here.
>Shitting up coffee
>Being a man
Pick one

55E Ubermenschen

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i think you mistyped 23A

13C

>E
Girly man

25B

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33a you stupid dumb fuck cunt nugget

54F

Except for maybe bourbon, that's acceptable for coffee.

23A you betch

16A The just fuck my shit up sensei.

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14A ubermensch reporting

44 and I don't drink tea or whatever that is.

Topkek

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24B

Coffee you adolescent.

3, 3, but I started going with A because I couldn't be fucked to mix shit in my coffee anymore

/thread

54B

anyone with difference preference is just weird and wrong

fact

I can drink coffee without creamer but it is a must to add sugar my friend.

Child

6'4" and expecting my first child in July. Blue steak doesn't cause impotence nor stunt your growth. Neither does coffee. As far as I'm aware toast is also not known to be responsible for either.

I don't care if you like tea or hot chocolate, but if you take a lean steak like the one above any way past 'just about sealed' you are committing a crime that can only be excused by pregnancy.

46A.. yup.

Okay child.

There should be a continuation of this.

How do you like your eggs cooked everyone?
Over easy eggs reporting.

B-Beef, bread and coffee sir??

16A

Poached ubermensch here.

Alpha spotted

no thanks, I'm trying to lose some american in me

I can only eat scrambled eggs with cheese.

02A

If your steak is cooked further than the surface you are a sissy. Eat it at 1 or go eat a burger you uncultured tranny.

43A master race

23A
Only pussies put cream in their coffee

Sugar?

Go suck someone else's dick. I'm not interested.

23A
Fuk it

Not unless its garbage like folgers, maxwell house, or gas station coffee. I grind my own

I'm actually going to refer to losing weight as losing some america from now on, thanks user

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>2
Weak steak game. Go transition, you may as well.

Enjoy your Leptospirosis.

Fuck all you soyboi faggots who like overdone steak and shit in your coffee.

1 4 A is the true way.

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13A

44A

4/2/coffee is for fags

i used to think the same until I was like 20, you're going to hate the taste of coffee at first too

Deferring to tranny insults in 2020, get some culture mobungo

34D

Where the fuck are you getting your beef that it's infected with Lepto? I think you have a fucking big problem if your beef isa Lepto risk.

>has never had a decent steak
>assumes tenderness comes from bloody steak
Go take some cooking classes

China, it now comes with a heafty dose of coronavirus

>get some culture
Says the uncultured fuck ruining his beef.

Here's a thought. Buy fucking better beef. Then seal it on a hot griddle and serve it.

I'm sure someone already said it but A is the only coffee pictured, the rest are dessert drinks. Plain and simple. If you're not drinking it black you might as well be drinking some soy milk latte bullshit.

03A reporting in.

33D

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>I spend literally all my free time on the internet

Why don't you bread faggots have toast?

>ruining his beef
You act like steak is the end all to meats, ever had buffalo? How about Elk? You dont cook all meat like beef, and the bloody steak youre used to as a dumbass american is an antibiotic nightmare that has red dye in it. Undercooking steak because you think it makes it tender is fucking stupid, go get educated before espousing your retarded logic.

24B

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Good for (you)

>You're going to hate the taste of coffee at first too
I did, in my 20s. So I didn't drink it again. That is the sensible response to things that taste disgusting. All coffee fags submitted their mouth of the taste equivalent of Stockholm syndrome so they could 'look mature'. Coffee is like smoking for fags who want to go wussy with which peer pressure they submit to.

People who smoke AND drink coffee are ultrafags who have no willpower and do whatever their peers do.

For me it has to be millhouse

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>24A
BASED

13D

Coffee is nothing but hot dirty water.

>on the gen z bandwagon
>vapes

Oily maybe but not dirty, dirty water comes from Flint

>(you)
cringe

I can tell you own a nintendo switch

11A
yikes

>cringe
Reddit

>You act like steak is the end all to meats
No. I just know how to fucking cook it.
>ever had buffalo? How about Elk? You dont cook all meat like beef,
This is true. But we aren't talking about those, faggot.
>and the bloody steak youre used to as a dumbass american
Now read back and check where I declared I was, or hinted I was, or even wrote exclusively like, an American.

>Undercooking steak because you think it makes it tender is fucking stupid, go get educated before espousing your retarded logic.
Overcooking steak (i.e.cooking more than the porous outer layer which can harbour bacteria very easily) is stupid and you are stupid.

>vegans
>implying im not

It has literally nothing about "looking mature" you fucking idiot, I drink coffee alone in my fucking house.

34B

that's my favorite bra size

Coffee, like chocolate, has a delicious bitter flavor that doesn't' really shine until you add sugar (like chocolate). It's a stimulant has it has utility, and culturally that's why it became significant. Your understanding is fairly naive.

lurk more

I referred to my 20s in the past tense, what makes you think I'm as young as a gen z fag like you?

I don't own any video game consoles faggot. I just had a sensible response to the shit others tried to encourage me was what the cool people did. Instead I fucking studied and mastered my craft.

Way to nitpick that whole thing into nonsensicle bullshit.
Undercooked meat that doesnt reach proper temp has a much higher rate of giving you a foodborne illness than cooked meat, your logic of overcooked meat is stupid, plus I said 2...2 is rare but not bloody, bloody steak tastes like the wash they put it through in processing, even local butchers are required to drain the majority of blood due to the increased rate of spoilage that excess blood (which carries oxygen, oxygen breeds microbes btw) causes.
>mfw you have no substantial argument.

Nah. Sugar ruins it. Admittedly, your taste must be refined enough to appreciate it bitter

Im 30 asshat...i said jumping on the gen z bandwagon, you dont have to be gen z to be a total faggot like yourself.

When did you start?
When you drank your first coffee, what did you think of the taste?
If you didn't like it immediately (hint: you didn't) why did you try a second time?

3 and 4. I don't drink coffee and call me a monster but i like my toast just a bit burnt

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33
"I like my coffee how I like my women, black, tight and preferably fair trade" Kreiger from Archer

people saying 1 or youre a faggot are the same ones who wont eat a chick out when see is on her period. really makes you think.

>Way to nitpick that whole thing into nonsensicle bullshit.
Nitpicked? You mean to don't like your bullshit points getting called out? Also, you mean nonsensical.
>Undercooked meat that doesnt reach proper temp has a much higher rate of giving you a foodborne illness than cooked meat
And if the meat is responsibly sourced and prepared that isn't an issue.
>plus I said 2...2 is rare but not bloody
Correct
>bloody steak tastes like the wash they put it through in processing
Again you are buying shit meat.
>even local butchers are required to drain the majority of blood due to the increased rate of spoilage that excess blood (which carries oxygen, oxygen breeds microbes btw) causes.
Yes, draining is not washing.
>mfw you have no argument, at all.

>Eating a blue steak is the same as eating human placenta
Here's how I know you're a brainlet.

Post nudes of shoeonhead

So you're just a retard, then. In your world everyone who turns down smoking vapes instead.

Ok kid, keep telling yourself the invalid truths you want to believe whole my gf works for dante baccouzi as an exec chef.
>shit meat

Well, there are those of us that like dark chocolate too, I just doubt that little fag I was replying to is one of them.

If you knew anything about steaks you'd know there are better ways of eating specific cuts

If you say you'd eat a ribeye the same temp as a rump you clearly don't eat many steaks.

23A

Anything else is for manlets and faggots

I started when I was around 21, and at first I hated it. The second time I woke up feeling like shit and was all sluggish and pissed off at everything, coffee was already made, I figured fuck it because the whole point of coffee is to wake you up a bit more, and I put in some milk and sugar and while it tasted pretty bitter I still drank it and then felt awesome. A couple days later I woke up in a shitty mood again, tried it again, and it tasted a bit better.
Then you end up going to places like Mcdonaldss for reasons other than food and find out coffee can taste like sex and also give you the alertness and awakeness

get bent out of shape because of how someone eats loser

Looks like we've got a cultured badass over here

that is a blatant and extremely lazy joke steal from the movie Airplane

Im not hearing a "i dont vape" in there
Also faggots that spend their time naysaying smokers and coffee drinkers are under the impression that life is worth living past 70, get there one day and say it again, or you could be run down by a bus, killed in a car crash, etc holding on to weak ass beliefs all your life.

54A! 54A!

54d

24B(or C)

Yeah, well I also like my coffee like I like my women - ground and in the freezer.

21A

Coffee with milk is for sissies or women.

t. homosexual

Just a chef that gets stuck on steak and shake every fucking week. I cook hundreds of the cunts every monday and when I hear people say they like their steak rare it irritates the fuck out of me when they send back a ribeye that's cooked rare because they don't like chewing for hours.

33C is best

You at least get to use a suvi right? Just torch it for color?

24A
Creamer is for sissies.

lol thaat guy who likes burnt steak

3/5/coffee is for fgts

33E

Maybe he likes a rare steak sandwich and hates coffee

10A no doubt...

14A

Ummmmm...

54A
>come at me

15B

kys

43D, it's time to get toasty

44B niggers

same, but sometimes I like it 55A

11F

2-3.4.A
And don't lace my fuckin eggs!

bro you're gonna have some serious diarrhea

Ladies first

Shouldn’t have had to scroll this far to find a fellow master racer

>Imagine eating bread that isn't toasted. Fucking die.

>Imagine eating rare meat, or bleau meat. Fucking die.

>Imagine eating coffee drowned with milk and sugar. Fucking die.

2 4 C

So that's why you hide in the closet with a French press

>eating coffee
>EATING coffee
????????????

54E

nice

Charcoal grill for diamonds, under the salamander until nearly done, then flash on both sides and send on an away.

Sous vide was too troublesome to maintain on the scale we needed, but we did like the results.

4-5,3-5,A/C is the only way to go.

That takes a bit more skill and can get toasty, props to you sir.

>culinaryfag
just fucking grill your steak ffs.

24A and y'all are fags

It's his profession you ignoramus.

I can agree with this, especially with B coffee being the worst cup asides from E-F.

25C

Anyone who likes 4 or 5 for the steak stupid.

Anyone who likes 6 for the bread should be put on a raft and cast adrift in the ocean.

Oh, but you could always just use a larger pot with a rack. Well, multiple larger pots, each for a different rareness. You could easily have 50 steaks ready to go at any time. The best part is they can sit in those pots for hours without it changing the quality.

People who can cook a JUICY AS HELL medium or well done steak without drowning it in butter are fucking God tier.

Plus it has a distinct flavor profile that you can't get any other way.

Be a man a chew with your teeth, what are you a toddler? It doesn't taste like boots, and isn't as hard a leather. Unless it's down wrong.

>tfw you can only experience a juicy steak when cooked as rare, and drowned in sauce.

The secret to a great well-done steak is to lightly sear the outside of the steak in a cast iron skillet with garlic butter and herbs over a medium-high heat, then immediately reduce the heat to medium-low. Let the steak cook halfway through before.

bump

14A or 13A
tough to decide

>Depends on the cut and how it's cooked.
If it's sous vide and seared, I'll take 1 for my steak. Grilled, broiled or braised 2-3.

>Toast. 4.
sourdough with butter or Brie please.

>Coffee:A
Dawson Taylor (roasters) know their shit.
Peets.
Gevalia.
Medaglia instant espresso or Legal for something quick and easy while camping.

Folgers is wood chips and oil. I don't drink that pedestrian filth. And those meth heads and convicts who make their coffee tar, fuck off with your low quality battery acid.

If you don't smoke on the toilet you're not Italian.

>Autistic zoomer dropout

The last column has letters.

wow gay