Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

vchan, tell us how it feels to be short?
Also why am I attracted to fat women, like super bbw type females?

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VChan, let me ask you a question, and be honest, Do I make you horny baby? Do I?
Do I make you Randy???? yeah...

Maybe not for this thread, but...

Recently I hung out again with a girl who knew I liked her after a few years apart. I'd since gotten fit and basically put myself together, built a life for myself, work, study, gym, other personal projects like book and bunker coming on its way, good stuff I guess.

While we were talking we were drinking like dumbasses, and at a certain point she started making out with me and eventually started trying to have sex with me.

This freaked me out because something about the way she was talking and the ways her eyes looked reminded me of the person who had assaulted me for years before, and I shoved her off.

I've been largely avoiding of sex for personal reasons, but I was okay I thought to have it with her if it made her happy and I thought she wanted it. I just wanted to take things slow and actually have a relationship.

After that she ghosted me, and because of the current situation the only way I can really contact her is via text. After asking her a few times out over the course of the following months (which she rejected all of), she finally for the first time said things straight and told me to take a hint.

TL;DR Why would you try and have sex with someone you knew liked you, then avoid them? Would you be doing it out of confusion, out of something else, maybe malice?

Not saying the entire thing is her fault. I should have communicated my past, but I don't think she has any interest in a relationship at this point which is the main thing I had an interest in.

I feel like I'm finally moving on but it still hurts and I feel manipulated and used.

Lol I can assure you that you dint but you amuse me so theres that

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Appreciate the reply, user. Thanks for bring me some clarity. I should have communicated it better, but we'd reconnected recently and although we joked about telling about how fucked up things are in our life, I decided when it came to be my turn to tell my piece I wanted things to be a fun, good time instead of a bad depressing time.

Either way, cheers.

Bump

What kind of porn gets you off?

Velma Chancellor, what are your thoughts on cuckholding and interracial porn? Especially the kind of porn that has the same "OMG, my white husband isn't as big as you" dialogue

I can hear in your voice that you are fat and ugly.

How bad is it to have man boobs.

vchan post pic

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Sure

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Thank you.

In that case, what kind of erotica gets you off?/What do you look for in erotica?

I don't know how I knew you were ginger

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Its all about imagination for me lol

Well its talked about often and I post pics often

"wow, so beautiful"
"when you do sex?"
"Come to my palace in Bangladesh"
"hey sexy ;)
- The meme indian I'm trying to imitate

Thank you very much

Thanks - so fucking sick of all the cuck shit here honestly makes me want to stop coming its disgustingly pathetic I agree.

boobs and timestamps or gtfo?

Are diva cups good? I hate pads.

Mmhmm

Eh I just ignore it all

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lol ok hi bob nice to meet you

K thanks

this shit would have never flown on old Cred Forums

nu Cred Forums is full of cucked horny faggots that will do anything for a morsel of attention from even the most unremarkable of females (talking about you OP)

p.s. don't respond with vocaroo cause you're too much of a lazy cunt to type out a response. I won't listen

Nice to meet you too.

I line how you talk about old Cred Forums
But heres the awkward part. I've been here since 04 user lol

If that's true, which it's not, you would have been lurking and not posting like OH HAI IMA GURL because that shit used to get shut down, not like today with a bunch of zoomie losers running around with their cocks in their hands 24/7 desperate for any kind of attention from a real live gurl even if she's an incredibly unremarkable cholo bunny

you just gave credibility to your own contradiction
not OP btw
just saying

What are you talking about. In old Cred Forums being a girl wasnt a big deal. It was a big deal if you went into a thread that had nothing to do with user being female or not and then suddenly derailing it to you being a female and centering it around you. THAT was an issue.

Lol but please go on and tell me more about this place that you think you know more about than me

>you just gave credibility to your own contradiction
settle down white knight, she's not gonna be your eGirlfriend no matter how much you defend her, and btw that doesn't even make sense

Bitch, there were two types of people on old Cred Forums. Anons and camwhores. There were no "femanons." Cred Forums was a boy's club, and that was fine, but cumdumpsters like you can't just let guys have things. You have to force yourself on the community like an awkward cousin hug at a bar mitzvah. Do you also go to Elks Clubs and demand they serve white wine spritzers and tapas? Lmao, fucking dumb trollop.

>femanon here

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>Cred Forums was a boys club

Lmfao you clearly werent around in my time. You just proved that with that retarded statement.
It seems like you're just angry about the fact that a girl was probably on here longer than you and you're having a breakdown.

If you were actually around during the old times you wouldnt feel this passionate. Most old timers here tend to not give a shit what people do on here anymore. Whether it be considered some "newfag" shit or not.

We're just too old to care lol

Have fun with your autistic breakdown though user

You do realize just making shit up about a place doesn't make it true right? You can pull this bullshit with the zoomies that orbit you, but I was actually there and Cred Forums was always a boys club. The response to anyone saying they were a girl was "tits or GTFO" period. If you were female and wanted to remain anonymous that's fine, we were all anonymous, but the moment you tried to pull your "girl card" as you're doing with these threads, you were called on it and shamed into exposing yourself as the attention starved tramp you are.

So fuck you, fuck your oldfag RP, and fuck your shitty AMA thread where you basically just fucking talk about your shitty unremarkable life of being a white trash latino cumdumpster of no appreciable value to anyone outside of your clunge.

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Well yea I am here

The fact that you posted that picture is a done deal for me. Not even gonna bother reading you're autistic screeching of an essay. I was waiting for that stupid picture to be posted lol

Case closed. You can leave the thread now and go jerk off to your trannies

The fact that you're THIS mad is fucking hilarious.

Oh you mean the picture that's absolutely right, referring to the "rules of the internet" which is one of the oldest Cred Forums memes in its history, a post which took place before you even heard of Cred Forums by the looks of it?

Yeah. You're probably a fucking tranny too. I ain't seen no cunt. Just some heavily filtered face pics and "girl voice."

She's not gonna be your eGf bro. Give it up. She only likes cholos that knock her up and force her to live with their extended family orelay.

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Who says its right? You?
You're the judge of what is right or wrong here?
Gtfo here loser

Just because I'm logical doesnt mean I wanna fuck every girl on here unlike you that loses their shit because a vagina came into the thread.

The fact that you're still going on just proves that you're a autistic newfag.
The more you post here the more you just prove that too so go on and keep posting

Ugly Jewish faggot

It's self-evident tranny. Girls get more attention IRL because people want to fuck them, so they figure that translates to the internet, but not here, because we saw through that shit early. So no, you cannot have your girl advantage back until you whip out a tit. Or you could just stay user and get the same treatment as every other user, but no that's not enough attention for you because you're a conceited, daddy issues white trash skank.

Bro... bro. Just stop bro. You're embarrassing yourself.

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Jewish??? I'm Irish and russian. Not a shred of jew in me lol

Lmfao you're fucking hilarious. Keep going

>lol I'm laffing so hard LOL
you know you're garbage

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Nah I'm pretty great. I have an amazing life and a pretty decent childhood compared to a lot of kids and I have family and friends who I love and love me back.

In reality I'd say I'm lightly smirking if I'm being honest.
Again, your passion towards this is pretty cringey but who doesnt enjoy a good cringe? So as I said. Keep going. You're pretty entertaining

Only one here embarrassing themselves is literally you dude.

You can pretend for all your incel followers on the intarwebz but the cuts you make on your upper thighs later will tell the tale

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bro...

...yea, bob... not about proving you're not a neckbeard... I just wanna see your tits cause you sound hot af. Also... who's your go to celebrity then to get off?

Newfag trying to act like an old fag
She's been doing these for a while now

These threads are so fucking autistic. Sick and tired of them every day.

>I've been here all summer

Have you ever considered selling nudes or doing similar very low risk sexual stuff over the internet for money?
If so, what prevents you from doing it?

Cuts??? I never understood the concept of self harm. Seems pretty idiotic.
Cmon gimmie something better than that.

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Eh just let him go. Hes really entertaining.

Then dont go into them? Theres lots to choose from....

If you're a femanon why do you lurk here? I'd ask regular anons but I already know the meme-thought process filled activity that would start in their heads and come to a raging storm against me. I stopped lurking here regularly years ago because I know this is in part literally a psy op and either way this place is bad for the brain if you want to have a healthy, happy life. I used to come here years ago to get free stuff like accounts, invites to demonoid, cd keys, rare information.. things like that. Nowadays it's all teenagers and people in their 20s that live think and mouthbreathe memes.

this is the TV of our generation. dead time, all day, every day. stare at the screen as your lifespan dwindles down.

>I never understood the concept of self harm.
I think the two main arguments is punishing your body to in turn punish your mind for doing things you think are not okay. For example, people who have gay tendencies might perform self harm because they think those feelings are supposed to be repressed and are wrong, and they assume that punishing their body is easier than punishing their mind
Second reason is attention, cutting yourself is a very easy way to get attention. This is usually what people refer to when they talk about you like you cut yourself, because it can be used as an insult. It's basically like calling someone an attentionwhore, but more as a personality trait, rather than just in the moment (if you were to call someone an attentionwhore in a thread for example, it would mainly mean that they're looking for attention IN THIS THREAD)

how did you find this thread if you don't lurk retard

there we go. mr layman's logic. I like your thinking, brainiac. I happen to be here right now.

mr 99 IQ runs in the family

..for some, it IS good attention, and they enjoy it... and can even be empowering. To each their own, for sure... I respect your view just the same.... BUT... you didn't reveal your celebrity turn on...

I have saved threads from 2009 that prove the opposite, faggot. Fuck off newfag.

Holy fuck, what's next, you're such an old fag that you and moot had a romantic getaway? We get it, you go to knowyourmeme now go back to plebbit

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>The response to anyone saying they were a girl was "tits or GTFO" period.
this only applies if gender is irrelevant to the discussion, which is the case in like 95% of the threads, but not this one. As it's directly related to asking questions of girls

>this only applies if gender is irrelevant to the discussion
Wrong, newfag

What do you think about the whole Bianca Devin's thing? The girl that posted on /soc/ and /r9k/ often who got her throat slit because she was bullying ex-lovers? And her killer posted a picture of her dead body in great detail with a huge gash on her neck with the message "You'll have to find someone else to orbit, faggots."

Just wondering how another girl who is doing the same kind of thing as Bianca is looking at this situation.

you can respect your body and still sell nudes or whatever
raising you not to be a slut was likely more so that you didn't end up in a dead end "profession" or put yourself into the more negative aspects of prostitution such as STDs, drugs, assault, rape, etc.
Same could be said about flaunting your body, it could attract unwanted attention or make people assume incorrect things about you

Selling nudes online to me is so separate from your real life and if done correctly perfectly safe (simply be careful with anything that can be used to identify you such as jewelry, tattoos, etc.)

if you read the image you posted, it brings this up
tits or gtfo is meant to remove the girl card advantage from people, however the girl card advantage doesn't apply to scenarios where the gender actually makes a difference to what they're posting
in a thread about what it's like to go through labor, you wouldn't go "LOL TITS OR GTFO" to someone who talks about what it's like you retard

The picture literally says nothing about that excessively verbal zoomie autist

Don't bully him, he's trying to get laid. You're making him look bad lol

underrated post

>In real life people like you for being a girl. [...] On the internet [...] You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
>When you make a post like "hurr durr I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl advantage back

learn to read dumb fuck

apparently she didn't quote you so last ten seconds of vocaroo.com/g0JqweVbXEh

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Yeah, saying "I'm a girl" for any reason is begging for attention, like this thread, retard.

THANK YOU
SOMEONE GETS IT
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duh
you think that me "defending" her, when it isn't so, is going to make her my EGf of all things? you guys are just as delusional as the perceived delusional man you think I am

>Yeah, saying "I'm a girl" for any reason is begging for attention

It's a fairly common thing to punish yourself in one way or another for things that are considered "wrong"
For example, flagellation or as an example of a non physically harming way, I think Catholicism still has their penitents do some form of penance to make amends for their sins.
That part isn't exactly the part where the mental illness sets in, I would consider that more to the scale of their penance or their self diagnosed "sins" which might not be bad in the grander scheme of things.
I honestly don't think anyone cuts themselves to "feel", that just seems to fit in too well with doing it for attention. Everyone feels something, and I think the issue with people who cut themselves is moreso that they feel TOO much.

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To each their own I suppose. If that's someone's hustle then good for them I guess.

Oh I didnt? My bad

Hm interesting viewpoint. I have a friend who has recently cut himself because he found out an ex was cheating on him the whole time and the only response I had was "what an idiot"
Didnt say that to him directly of course. My husband told me about it and that was just my natural response.
Granted it was more towards his ex being an obvious slut and everyone warning him about her to begin with so I thought his whole "I'm shocked" reaction was idiotic more so than the cutting.

Do you think most girls purposefully lead on guys (aka friendzone) or are they simply ignorant to what most guys are after?
It pops up so often where guys talk about being friendzoned that I feel like it's too much of a coincidence that girls would simply not realize what the guy's intention is even if he doesn't make it obviously clear.

I think people post it more nowadays to either a) get tits (which is of course always a good cause) or b) show off your vast Cred Forums knowledge as to their deep underground rules.

people tend to want to believe they can change others, especially if they can personally "profit" from it if they were to change
It's a very popular occurrence where violent criminals will get a ton of fanmail from women who think they can "change him" and "turn him onto the right path"
To a lesser extent, my brother got cheated on by a girl with one of his best friends after they were together for like 2y, it was a huge messy deal and a horrible breakup. Then a year later or so got together with her again. Everyone told him it was a horrible idea and that he shouldn't do it but apparently it ended up working out since they've been together for like 8'ish years now?

Some people might have also been driven to the point of desperation, to where if a girl were to show them affection, they might completely ignore all the warnings people give them just to attempt to be happy.
If I had to guess as to why he cut himself, it might have been an attempt to get her back to him as some sort of threat he'd kill himself otherwise.

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Why are you full of double standards?

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Can you explain some of the double standards?

I'm depressed, its hard to find the motivation to get up in the morning and i often just lay back in bed just so i dont have to exist while asleep. I dont have hobbies, irl friends, anywhere to go, or do anything other than sit at home, take online classes, and work the weekend. Over the last 9 months I've been on and off wellbutrin, lexapro, cymbalta, zoloft, and prozac which all seem to be doing nothing or made me feel worse. I was seeing a therapist for a while but then they told me that they didnt think they could help me, and told me to stop coming.

Can i get better at all, what options do i even have left, and how am i supposed to believe in myself when the therapist even gave up on me?

Femanons, what feels best? During a DP, would a stationary dick in ass and a moving dick(in and out) in pussy feel better or would stationary dick in pussy and a moving dick(in and out) or ass feel better? Or does both moving feel best? Serious question. Wife wants to try dp and i want to make it as most pleasure and comfortable as possible.

She's real.

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Femanons, do you think there's a difference between lesbians and gays? Like, do you think one is more taboo or even gross to you?

not sure why you're asking girls that
there must be something you enjoy doing, simply try to do that as much as possible.
Maybe your psych realized you didn't want to improve, which would mean he couldn't help you
He might also just have been a shit psych

I think if one of the guys just has to sit still in a hole he's going to have a pretty bad time

There's a lot of shit you can do to not get found by simple reverse image search, like flipping image, changing aspect ratios, overlaying a color or gradient, etc.
also fuck off phoneposter

Cant tell you since I've never been DP'd and wouldnt want to lol

Well yea I am real duh

Fuck you, I do what I want!

I'm fake.

>not sure why you're asking girls that
>there must be something you enjoy doing, simply try to do that as much as possible.
>Maybe your psych realized you didn't want to improve, which would mean he couldn't help you
>He might also just have been a shit psych

idk i just figured its a thread about asking questions so i wouldnt bother anyone and hoped i could get a few answers. And no i dont enjoy anything really, some things pass the time but do i actually think i enjoy them? no

According to reddit, Why do woman like fucking dogs?

>never realized girls could be so insecure they'd be blind to subtle approaches
fuck I wonder if that ended up being the case for one of the girls I came onto since she was regarded as being pretty unpopular. Never really looked at it like that, I always just assumed girls would understand where (most) guys are coming from like you understand now

how can anyone really know they're real

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Not asking for the guys, asking for the women....

Why do women want to ruin everything? They want to have their cake and eat it, too. They base their morality on their mood and how it serves them. Truth to them is subjective and they are either in a state of subservience or they will trample all over you- they don't want fairness or equality, but they want you to read their minds and assert dominance- but only if they find you attractive, which they will almost never be completely upfront about because they are leveraging your attraction to them to assure themselves that they are worthy of attention- but nobody is worthy of theirs. So my question is: what part of LA are you from? 562 here

you should try going out & trying different things. If I had to guess, you just haven't found your interests yet because you haven't spent the time or money required for them. You might be apprehensive of spending either of them since you might not end up liking the thing, but you have to find something you enjoy, as a life with no enjoyment isn't worth living. I honestly believe if there's nothing enjoyable about your life you should just straight up kill yourself.

Before that, you should try some various things. Try doing some self improvement through learning a craft, improving your physical health or learning a new language. Try doing some physical activities, you might like some sports, might like sky diving, might like rock climbing. Try traveling around the world, sure it's costly but what else would you have the money for. Try spending the time, effort & money to try and get into a serious relationship, maybe what you're missing is love and maybe a legacy.

If you're afraid of trying things you'll never be happy.

just shove a dildo up her ass while you fuck her then

I still dont understand why do people want to spend time on Cred Forums. I dont even know why i keep coming back. fuck my day up usually. but gives me something to laugh about once in a while.

my q is: does your partner knows that you frequent Cred Forums?

do you have rape fantasies? or just more hardcore stuff

>I still dont understand why do people want to spend time on Cred Forums
what else would you be doing
I find Cred Forums is one of the best places to get random sporadic information. Other places are far better for finding well documented and organized information, for example if you wanted to find every soccer match barcelona has played since 1970 you shouldn't go to Cred Forums. However there's nothing in the world that there isn't someone on Cred Forums that knows about it. I get most of my news through Cred Forums.
I also like the anonymous nature of it, nothing you say or do in this thread will carry over to further threads, which means if you fuck up horribly you can simply quietly slink away & not post in the thread again and feel no repercussions for it.

For all you know, might be white knighting some fat bitch on /soc/ right this instant
Or maybe it's a chick that's posting her nudes in a different thread right now
Or maybe it's actually Elon Musk

What do you think of beards? I grew quite a long one as part of a bet and now I’m too attatched to it to shave it off.

Well at least you're honest

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I was coming more from the angle of "dude simulations lmao" rather than whether or not you're real
It doesn't really matter if you're a chick or not since if you were a dude wanting to misinform, it might as well just be a chick misinforming people, so you still have to trust the person is telling the truth in the first place & not just making shit up.

do you think approaching girls in public is still acceptable since everyone is hooking up through internet nowadays

Eh it seems like you're basing all women off of the shitty women you've experienced or seen in media

And I'm 562 too!!!

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Oh I knew you had a second question sorry!
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>17
Downtown Long Beach!

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How vocal/open are girls about their masturbation and whatnot to eachother? From what I've heard and personal experience, dudes, at least in school, are very open about it. Frequently talking about their favorite pornstars or what they jerked off to last night or whatever.
Due to all the "GIRLS LOCKER ROOM BE LIKE, BUT BOYS LOCKER ROOM BE LIKE" memes I always wonder how different things are between them. For example, it wasn't till my final year that I found out the girls bathroom was actually used primarily for smoking on school. I unironically thought girls just spent time chatting & doing makeup or whatever in there and that's why it took them so much longer and why they went in pairs or whatever.

As a related question, I assume the whole "using food products/household products as dildos" thing is hugely blown out of proportion due to porn right? I can't really imagine girls using cucumbers or bananas or whatever to fuck themselves, I would assume they'd just get a tiny vibe or dildo or just use their hands. However, on the other hand, some hairbrush handles seem to be awfully ideally made for it.

>And I'm 562 too!!!
you know the rules, user, you have to either fuck or fight now

>Not 17

I'm down

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post timestamped video of you giving birth or you're not a girl

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I'm more on the border of long beach lol

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Would it be weird for you as a woman to go on a date with a guy like 3 times but he wouldn´t make a move on you because he likes to spend time with you romantically but asexually.
Women don´t talk to me much after like 2nd or 3rd date and I don´t start conversation with "hey I´m asexual"

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why is it normal for girls to have a sex toy collection but it's considered creepy if a guy has one fleshlight

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Lol

I dont think its creepy

Vagina Chan
would you ever suck a gay dudes dick? I'm talking about the gay dude that has a lisp, is wearing short shorts, has some retarded hairdo, a choker that says "daddy's little girl", and has a purse that has his makeup and dildo inside of it but clearly isn't gay at all or a faggot?

How bout a republican like Newt Gingrich? A republican that is staunchly anti-pc in nature, unforgivingly american to the point of borderline racist and sexist, and patriotic in all endeavors that is overweight but rich?

if your husband killed somebody and needed your help to hide the body, would you do it?

this is oddly specific user

would you though?

Uh....I'm just gonna say no

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>not an autoblow 2

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what if the body also looked exactly like your husband

I can't listen to anything with sound right now so I'm hoping you'll be willing to type out a response for me. How the fuck does one go about "talking dirty"? In the past, all communication between myself and my (admittedly few) partners during sex has been what feels better, what we want that's different than normal, that kind of stuff. This girl is quite a bit more experienced than me though and once she gets going you'd better keep up or get out of the way. Twice now we've been fooling around before sex and I've said something along the lines of "I want you so bad" and her response is "what do you want to do to me?" Both times I've frozen up for just a second, but then just grabbed her by her hair and got busy. I know she wants me to say something though, but I just don't know what to say. I've never given dirty talk before and I don't even know how to do it because if I'm watching any porn and hear a guy's voice then it's getting muted.

would do a bi threesome? i mean the guys fuck eachother too

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Eh honeslty I think dirty talk is over rated and anyone who wants more than a few words out of your mouth is a real weirdo.
This isnt time to have a conversation bitch. Shut up and spread em lol

That's how I feel about it. Dirty talk makes me cringe.

That's gay as fuck lol.
Let them fuck eachother and leave me out of it

>tfw most girls wont agree on bi mmf
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but what if you are such a dirty slut that loves this dick? and you need to know?

are you into girls? have you ever hooked up with a girl?

what if they are absolute hunks that definitely need to be felt up?

think you need to find someone that's into boy love or a girl that likes getting DP'd, and in the second case ignore eachother as much as possible

rehearsing or whatever isn't going to make it better
she asked you what you wanted her to do, the only good response to that is telling her what you want her to do

Vchan, how’d the party go?

>doesn’t bother me
>doesn’t bother me

I’m here.

From what it sounds like she probably thought you were rejecting her initially.

Lots, but mostly dd/lg s&m type stuff.

I use cloth pads myself. Where I grew up that’s all we had and you get used to it.

No.

Just feels easier here than irl, I’m sort of a social fuck up.

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I liek how your cleavage practically goes up to your throat, you fucking manatee

what's the appeal of dd/lg for you?

if i hook up with a girl normally on a date but she rejects a kiss in public, should i force the kiss or just dont care

Nah I'll let my actions speak louder than words.

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>if i hook up with a girl normally on a date but she rejects a kiss in public, should i force the kiss
bruh

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why does this sound like the female equivalent of "traps aren't gay, I just like looking at feminine penis okay"

Hey anna! How you feeling?

The party was good! As expected it's a Boy!
A boy that I cant even deny lmfao his ultrasound is hilarious! I was hoping maybe it could be an iffy angle but one look at his ultrasound i was like "holy moly that's a boy!" Lol
Pic related

What???? Havent you every heard of a push up bra? Lol

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With the friend zone stuff I feel like a lot of it is the girl not wanting to hurt a guys feelings when she’s obviously not interested.

Such as?

Not my thing, so I can’t say.

No, they’re pretty much the same user.

We don’t. Some people like to fantasize about the taboo nature of it, but I don’t think it’s the animal itself. Kind of like incest. That being said I The the number of women who DONT fuck dogs (myself included) are much higher than those who do. Also
>going to reddit for sexual advice or truths

He’s dead fren.

~Anna~

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How do you feel about dudes who kiss eachother as a greeting? I've noticed it's not that popular at least not over here, but I think it depends where you were raised, however my brother does it with family and friends and I've seen some other guys do it as well.

I just realized it might look really weird for girls, since usually they're the only ones that get kisses for greetings.

That ultrasound made my day lol, he’s certainly proud of himself! Congratulations Vchan, I’m sure you’re goinv to be an awesome mum. As for me, well, still no word from the doctor, tried some cbd oil today to try to offset my anxiety. I feel hopeful, but trying to to get too hopeful with its overall effects.

Early life experiences where I actually lived it instead of some kind of ageplay thing. I’m not an advocate for that, but it shaped who I am and pretty much gave me my kinks.

Sorta kinda not really.

Don’t care, else you’re going to come across as a creep.

Every girl i ever met was not closely as funny as my bros. Are there any funny girls out there or are yall just lame and beta males pretend to to enjoy and laught at your shit?

>voca.ro/12Qa4o6O6yY
hey admiring billy isn't gay

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Women are just as funny as men, get over it

What sexual position(s) are the easiest? Sex is hard

I wouldn't force but I'd feel curious to know why

A little, but some hardcore stuff yeah.

Not my thing tbh, a little stubble is ok, but a full beard is not my thing.

Sure.

Forgot my sig

~Anna~

Thats not what i or any male i know ever experienced

honestly i cared in the beggining but after some time we stopped seeing each other, she was too wooden and i didn't care for hassle

we saw eacheother after like 3 weeks and she was wooden again, i just cant bother with that shit

>having a signature in the first place
kinda yikes bro

>Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

women's brain can't fully conceive humor, so they only try to emulate it by faking that they know what is funny

Don’t go out with women leading them on and then say your asexual, but upfront about it.

How is a guy having a fleshlight creepy?

Probably, but he had others who would have done it for him I’m sure...

No

No

~Anna~

how do i tell my gf that i want to eat her as?

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Lol I dont think it's that gay for a guy to be like "yea that dudes good looking" but anything else is pretty gay.

Lol I'll say I feel creepy staring at it but it's just too funny. My poor MILs reaction was funny too. Wish I could post the reveal video haha

Stay hopeful anna! Its always the best remedy! I think my uncle stayed healthy as long as he did despite having cancer simply because he was in good spirits. Almost like he completely pretended he didnt have it at all.
So I do think a positive attitude is important. I wish nothing but the best for you!!

how do you feel about foot fetish

I only do it in these specific threads, though I frequent Cred Forums and post regularly. We use sigs to differentiate ourselves and have been for years. Mods seem cool with it.

Just tell her you’d think it would be hot user lol.

Thanks Vchan, and you as well. I agree that positivity is the best thing now, just glad I’m not alone, I’m really lucky despite all of this. And here’s to a smooth rest of your pregnancy! You’ll have to let me know if you get the whole nesting phase, that was crazy lol.

~Anna~

vchan is gay
she secretly eats pussy like it is nothing

Not my thing.

~Anna~

coping carpet muncher wishing she got some action

faggot

I mean wow...i dont know how I'll break this to my husband

But....I'm pregnant lol

Would you split bill on first date or do you expect guy to pay for it?

I'm talking to the other user

Oh ok I was confused for a sec lol

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Bump

If I have a cool car will women be tricked into liking me?

no
they might be tricked into fucking you if they're real gold diggers and you promise them fancy restaurants and whatnot, but they'll never like you, just your money

Vchan rate my dick? Would you suck it? Interested in an unbiased female opinion

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I didnt say expensive, just cool. I'm tuning a mustang gt and I consider it a fairly fun thing.

That looks like chicken wing.

Put that croissant looking bullshit away.

due to the bend it looks like a baby's arm
not in a good way
also where the fuck are your nuts

Did you pull the head of your penis off during a spirited round of self flagellation.

That looks link of like some taffy I left out in the sun.

Well there you have it , you have a chicken winged, croissant looking, bent baby's arm, taffy looking dick that is missing it's head and balls.

I hope that is a sufficient rating.

That was one of the better photos I could take, ah well can always count on /b to shatter any remaining self esteem I didn’t have

Most women I’ve ever known don’t have a high interest in cars, unless it’s an expensive one and a Shiite woman sees that as you’ve got money so they gravitate towards you for that.

~Anna~

Dont send unsolicited dick pics, don't know what to tell you.

if all self esteem you had left was in that disfigured thing, I pity you, user

quite the title

Nothing is unsolicited on /b

not like you were going to ask for them so he might as well give it a shot
it's not like he's ever going to get to know you, and regardless if he was, it's not like you'd know it was this person till you saw his dick again

I have noticed that most women get bored if I talk about modding the car, just like with modding a gun.

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huh weird
you're saying people get bored when you talk in depth about subjects they have no interest or relation in?
odd.
I'm guessing you always stay very engaged when they talk about accessorizing their purses or how they do their makeup?

It's not like I talk about valve timing, just things like "I have been working ok upgrading the suspension".

You tell me you switched from matte to gloss, I follow you. You go to some weird thing past that you've lost me.

1. That looks disgusting
2. Where the hell are your balls?
3. Jokes aside, that yellow band around your dick is actually worth getting checked out by a doctor.

I'm a dude and I didn't even know you could "upgrade the suspension"
I thought it was just some shit you swapped out, if that's what you meant, why did you say "upgraded". People assume you're not going to put in a new part that's worse and you're likely not going to have to replace a suspension because it's broken or whatever

anyway why the fuck would I care that you swapped your suspension in the first place

vchan
can i suck your feminine dick?

Well there's stock suspension, usually strut, then there's coilover suspension, and then air suspension.

Each move forward increases ride quality, and generally gives your car a more aggressive stance as you "lower" it to the ground in order to lower center of gravity, increase traction, and make it look more appealing.

Besides that, factory OEM parts are just factory parts, you have to pick better ones if you intend to add power. Your control arms, struts, knuckle, bushings, ball joints, and tie rods can all be upgraded to better quality parts, and you can add additional things to the steering and suspension to improve its handling further, such as a sway bar.

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Husbands gonna be home soon as well

your dick is masculine? wtf, I never would have guessed

I got bored halfway through your post

Well someone asked.

Golly, that sure is a disappointment!

>How do you feel about inexperienced men?
Boring, lame
>How do you feel about inexperienced men who are insecure about experienced women?
Then fuck a virgin and take each other virginities and make it "special"
>What kind of porn gets you off?
Japanese, big dick, daddy just three categories that come to mind
>Femanons, do you think there's a difference between lesbians and gays? Like, do you think one is more taboo or even gross to you?
No, to each their own. A "hot/attractive" Lesbian girl can hit me up and i'll still squirm as if it was someone with a dick. You think femmes dont like homosexuals? Weird

Excuse my shitty time stamp

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shut up faggot
you fucking homo

shut up slut

are you indian'ish?
I feel like it's always indian chicks that have massive nipples that stick out like that

kys

Well someone implied that you cannot upgrade suspension and that I was inaccurate, and I simply pointed out they were wrong.

keep on sucking on that suspension you sports car whore

lol are you lost boi? I thought this was a femanon qa thread

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post grill dick, then we can talk

my point was that you can't take the existing suspension and "upgrade" it in some way
sticking some new part in isn't upgrading it

Do women actually cuck men (outside of the fetish)?

I clearly said "I have nothing to suck"

Nice try I guess though

So you understood zero of what I said. Because changing from strut to coilover or air suspension improves the suspension system, handling, ride quality, traction, and appearance. Hence upgrade.

pathetic@vchan

This is how you guys make attention seeking sluts feel online, please feed me moar+

>I feel like my sister in law will sometime this year or next year. Especially if she keeps hanging out with her dumb ass feminists friends

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Your attempt was pathetic but ok

Look it's Anna the attention whore! You should be doing your homework as the Short bus is coming early tomorrow.

you repsonding was pathetic
all the shade and disrespect@vchan

I mean you're lying since your nipples are suckables
and your toes if you're into that I guess

Only thing I can give you is a referral to your nearest scientology center, buddy

How excited are women for the new Animal Crossing ?
You ever have trouble keeping girl friends or is it a tightrope relationship where you tip toe through each others feelings?

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I'm 25 and I look about 19, what do I do?
I've learned babyface is largely a turnoff.

fuck 18 year olds

this>or grow a beard

Im looking for an actual relationship, and 18 year olds are fucking annoying.

try to find your next partner on midgets dot com
they cancel each other if you think about it
you are superficially young
and they are 1 3rd your age so even if they are in their 30s it is like being with a 10 year old but legal

Good girl

go to jail
that'll ripen you quickly

he wants to get into a relationship with a girl tho

purchase a time traveling machine and go back 6 years so that you are 19 but look 25

he can buy a female sign for the bathrooms and try to make it come alive

You're jealous of women, most likely have womb envy and autophylic tendencies and you passive aggressively try to control other women by attacking other males completely adequate expression of masculinity to shame them and stop them from worshipping women. All because you never got enough attention and hate the women in your life. :)

Why do most women fuck dogs or at the very least oral?

You're not a real woman you are a man larping as one.

Because the woman was the original human being and men/males are mutations and essentially the beast that roams mother earth.
The real creator was the divine feminine.

are you a coalburner?
if so how does it feel to be the one to destroy your 100k year old bloodline?

have you murdered any of your children?

what is it like to have a haunted vagina?

Lol you are so blind child, the original created was gender less. Constructs only this reality meant to create divisions so as to learn.
So basically you are telling me that you fuck dogs because muh feminism?

I dont fuck niggers and I never had an abortion

No it is you that is blind sir.
The original human WAS a hermaprodite/androgynous but even hermaphrodites are more female than male. Almost never containing testosterone with ovaries and uterus. The original human was Adamah meaning humanity. Hebrew goes by gender pronouns. Adam was never described as a male or female. But heres the thing, everything starts from the egg. The single cell. In nature the female gives birth and the story of the "virgin" is just female parthenogenesis. Meaning women that make clones of themselves asexually. The Y chromosome is a broken X and is 1000x smaller than the X.
All males start as female in the womb until testosterone activates the sry gene. Enlogated clitoris, entact labia(scrotum) non functioning nipples.
In all.mythology the dark void is described as feminine and the womb.
It is the circle. The masculine is birthed from the single point. God splits itself to mirror itself. The all becomes dualistic. The masculine is the father birthed from the mother. The "son" is just the father in a human body. The human body comes to mother earth. The masculine is jealous that he cannot be the all. He is the outer realm of the all. He is what orders her chaos. He actualizes as LUCIFER become CHRIST and awakens through the human condition. Dies on the cross and comes back to mother again. Holy spirit(mother) father and son. ( one and the same)

Wheres the femanon pussy ITT? Post them up girls.

But back to the original point. Not all women "fuck dogs" but the trope is as old as time and still remains a taboo fetish in the feminine psyche. "Beauty and the beast" the beast conquering her. Dominating and taking advantage of her. She is the earth and woman are very in tune with nature but most have lost touch. Same reason why the are disconnected from the moon. It is exciting to some woman for a beast or animal to overpower her. She can release her control to the deep primal imprint that the masculine demiurge has on her even know she knows it's wrong and needs to conquer it.

That’s pretty degenerate imao.

I haven’t really played games since maybe the early 00s.

Why worry about it? I had the same issue and still do.

No, the idea of sleeping with a black is pretty nasty. And no, my son just turned 31 last month.

~Anna~

>As always tits not required but encouraged!

Cred Forums has changed.

there is this girl that i like.
i am a typical beta so i try to be overly nice to her.
she says that i am lovebombing her
what am i doing wrong?

how is a ugly bata male so post to find love?

You need to find a mommy/dominant type gf that likes the attention and wants to nurture you.

marvin gaye: lets get it on
or
nine inch nails: closer

Do you Know if pee is stored in the balls?

You're not hot

That's just your opinion user lol