The greatest ylyl ever that was. I’ll start.
The greatest ylyl ever that was. I’ll start
Jaxon Reyes
Landon Cruz
Shit start
Gavin Collins
I approve of this thread. You get my bump.
Owen Howard
Pathetic
Ian Martinez
Jackson Peterson
Jacob Kelly
Christian Powell
lost
more ironic/post-humor
Adam Thompson
Jonathan Flores
Jason Bell
the double....THE TRIPLE... Holy shit folks
Nicholas Gonzalez
Adam Watson
ok sure
Dylan Ross
Jaxon Cox
Cameron Lee
Tyler Richardson
Evan Perez
Jaxon Butler
Ayden Hughes
Juan Cox
lost at checked what you fucking retard
Dominic Evans
Same. It was a funny line.
William King
Jonathan Wood
The unbroken streak of YLYL threads without funny content hits its 10th year running.
Jackson Cruz
And when its the other one's turn to drive, they go to England.
Grayson Long
Kayden Jones
Lost so hard i woke up my kid i tried to put to sleep
Logan Anderson
Good edits but still fake
Henry Watson
I am a card carrying liberal, and wonder if this is a joke. That he might want to get into someone’s mind is now offensive to who? If you don’t understand what happens, you don’t learn how to prevent it.... people need to get a grip instead of being politically correct!
Julian Diaz
Chase Ross
Luis Stewart
Adrian Sullivan
lsot alreayd haha
Angel Flores
Fuck this gay shit
Brody Bell
Open your mind user. The other side is more pleasurable.
Juan Williams
Easton Williams
How autistic is this guy? I'm autistic myself and I'd take things too literally sometimes when I was a kid but eventually I got over it. This nigga's a grown ass man and he ain't know what an expression is?
Cameron Walker
but does sucking her dick feels natural?
Leo King
Matthew Morgan
so..image you are with a girl and you want to fuck her pussy but she has a penis and you have to fuck the ass instead
what if he really wanted the pussy?
Connor Gomez
Ryan Moore
Tyler Martinez
>YLYL
Kill yourself
Jackson Nguyen
not even that user, but dicks are gross.
Pussy is eternal. Plus most of gay people is coping poor deluded that cannot fuck a girl.
Nathaniel Myers
Of course it does. I'm not gay but I've had a dick swell in my mouth when I was younger. Its really not a bad feeling. It made me feel good seeing the pleasure my mouth gave him.
Easton Morris
>Her
Lost.
Gavin Ward
Sheldon uses his brain for things that matter like science not human interaction,.
Jackson Reed
Ryan Martin
Wow
Ur so cool dude
Parker Bell
Welcome to Cred Forums, buddy. How was school?
Nathan Roberts
Fresh OC, never been seen before. You guys are seeing this for the first ever time.
Jacob Phillips
The anus is no different than a pussy.
Sucking dick is a fantastic feeling especially a girl dick. You have so many more options for pleasure from a trans.
Hunter Phillips
Jason Williams
When you put it that way, it makes me want to inject some vaccines and see if I can make my autism worse.
Landon Lee
go kill yourself
Matthew Powell
well im sorry bro but its pretty bad
Elijah Adams
yeah but i mean if i have a girlfriend i want to lick her pussy not suck a dick because she lied
Aaron Miller
Top kek post, my dude
Chase Jackson
Fuck off nigger. There's already two other YLYL threads currently going. We didn't need another one.
Nolan Fisher
thanks fuckmuffin
Charles Thompson
these abominations? Miss me with this shit.
"A girl dick", lmao. Even your vocabulary tells about how hard you're trying to fool yourself.
So, what was her problem? Did her told she was cucking you straight to your face or did you ended up discovering that alone?
Austin Morgan
>nigger
>we
Wuz kangs
Charles Peterson
Sometimes people fall in love with a person and sometimes it's their own sex. It happened to me. A couple years ago I got sick and my roommate was their to nurse me back to health. During this time 2 straight males fell in love with one another. We are together still today. We don't believe in sexual orientations we're just 2 men that love each other.
Liam Nguyen
Does your mother know you use such language in your posts?
Levi Murphy
Why do you lie on the internet, faggot?
Anus feels completely different from pussy.
Pussy is soft, warm, squishy. It's full of juicy and yummy liquid.
Anus is more harsh, you can distinctly feel sphynter rings when you penetrate, and it's full of shit. The difference is quite remarkable I'd say.
Elijah Ward
Join gg/yTyP4X
Ayden Flores
My mother taught me to talk like this nigger kike
Jack Taylor
You're seriously telling me you wouldn't suck pic related's girl dick?? Look at how feminine she is
Justin Williams
>niggers go to heaven
I dont think so.
Mason Williams
TRANSGENDER GIRLS ARE BETTER
Isaac Adams
Jesus was a sandnigger, so maybe they don't go to Valhalla
Justin Jackson
How could anyone say no?
Christian Anderson
wholesome
Luis Brooks
No
Colton Kelly
Kinky
Ayden Brown
Yes, I would. Because I don't suck penises, and because that's a man.
>could never pass
>easily without any regrets and thanking whatevergod for making me able to recognise a man from a woman
Henry Ramirez
That is pretty funny in a sad way
Michael Richardson
Ugly penis.
Zachary Harris
we got it man, you're an abomination... Now why don't you go join the 40%?
Thomas Diaz
Why do people save images like that? Awful photo regardless.
Dominic Ward
Lost
Jack Adams
Carter Ward
Dont be like that. Why so much anger?
Jordan Garcia
And just like that, I lost
Ryan Sullivan
Agreed. I found out a long time ago that I just don’t like putting my dick in an ass. My last to gfs have had to ask repeatedly for it because I will never bring it up. I’m all about the poontang.
David Torres
Grayson Ortiz
Because faggots are and have always been an abomination.
Isaac Flores
Lost
Bentley Torres
Fuckin' checked
Ryder Wilson
kek brainwashed religious person having any valid opinion. your opinion is called hate (fear). your religion is probably based on love. your lack of mental advancement due to programming will never allow you to reach the nirvana your own religion promises
Jason Fisher
Benjamin Anderson
I'm not gonna be retard saying 'oh man pussy is amazing youre dumb if you wanna fuck ass instead'
But I am gonna point out you're a retard for saying 'The anus is no different than a pussy.'
They ABSOLUTLY feel different to fuck or just interact with in general.
Evan Lewis
thats me on the right ;)
Brandon Turner
Lincoln Gomez
Jace Rogers
because these poor bastard ruin their lives because of an indoctrination and they're only half capable of realizing what they're doing is an abomination against human kind. It is exactly because I'm more sensitive than the average that I can connect deeply with the struggle these poor fellas are fighting, and I wish nobody of them would ruin their bodies and their lives without the chance of ever turning back.
It is because I actually care about people that I try to discourage you faggots from spreading this foul message.
I'm all for freedom when it comes to sexuality. Being gay is completely fine, nobody should ever be treated poorly because of his/her sexual preferences.
There's no way somebody could ever convince me that this people can be helped living a dignifying life as a gay person rather than becoming monsters shunned by the society we live in.
I hope most of these persons end up happy nonetheless, but I doubt that those who went under surgery will comprehend that no man wants to fuck the shit they implant on themselves. It's one of the most abhorrent things I ever seen, 100 times worst than any gore or rekt available.
Pls, gay people. We love you as you are. Don't follow this evil propaganda. There's no inbetween from being a man to being a woman. No chance of ever turning back. Think about it the more you can.
Brandon Wright
What's the guys name?
Andrew Perry
Elijah Hernandez
forgot to add: there is no god.
Just in order to avoid and the likes of him degradating themselves any further in their attempt to climb the mirror telling it's because I believe in any god that I think this way.
Alexander Sanders
All good points... But I still want to fuck one
Lucas Carter
get out
Robert Reed
Go to Thailand you degenerate. Traps are the norm and socially acceptable over there without fucking up the world for the rest of us
Josiah Scott
the use of "abomination" alludes to religious programming. no one cares what you believe in
Michael Garcia
Never once in my 33 years of life, have I pulled my dick out of a girls asshole, and had shit on it. It's never happened once, and I've fucked quite a few girls assholes in my time. Yes, they feel slightly different when you fuck them raw, but the asshole feels way better than pussy on direct comparison.
Buttholes are like tight mouths. They suck your dick back in while you fuck them. It's like getting head from a cunt.
Also you cant knock a girl up from cumming in her pooper, so that's a plus
Hudson Ross
You need lube to fuck a butthole and it get's loose so it isn't so enjoyable after a while
Camden Brooks
>Body awkwardly proportioned
>Broad dude face
Would not touch it
James Sanders
>The anus is no different than a pussy
I fucked both and no.
Not at all
Thomas Sullivan
Chief's got the right idea. Let's mount up
Christopher Brown
>>Lol fags are just fine despite hugely disproportionate rates of drug abuse, suicide, and pedophilia. The fact youre disgusted by my shoveling shit with my dick in a hundred random strangers means youre brainwashed by religion lol
Unironically kill yourself.
Isaiah Williams
i miss consumption junction
Jackson Gray
>Girl Dick
And then suddenly one day, for no reason at all, Hitler was put into power
Nathaniel Green
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Sebastian Robinson
unironic
William Green
Stop trying to force this as a meme, it aint working bud
Brandon Torres
Robbie Rotten
Asher Reed
Their facial structures don't even look remotely close to a woman's. You take just a picture of that face and nothing more and you'd be able to tell that thing had a cock.
It's okay that you want to fuck dudes, just be real with yourself about it and accept the gayness in your anus.
Juan Cox
I like the version with Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny.
Dylan Russell
His name was Ray Pist.
Zachary Wood
Adam Butler
kek
Gavin Bennett
You done posting this yet?
Nolan Robinson
Kek
Alexander Powell
Hate crime
Brody Gutierrez
This is sweet. Love is love, worry about your own shit faggots.
Josiah Sullivan
Ryder Perry
as long as you give him (you)'s that thing is gonna keep popping up
Parker Hall
But I bet you love the hourly dick rate thread you ragging faggot. Fuck off and go back to jacking it to loli.
Hudson Lee
I don't want my son subjected to this. His school had a tranny teacher but we eventually got him to resign.
John Stewart
i like that too
Sebastian Carter
Hudson Ross
Lincoln Sanders
Lucas Adams
Eli Brooks
Jesus, Elmer lookin thicc
Jacob Ramirez
Flood the board with pornposting as always, not one of you shut-in delusional coomers bats an eye, but lord have mercy if there are TWO ylyl threads. Useless subhumans like you have always been one of the main cancers of this shithole. Unironically slit your fucking throat faggot, no one's gonna miss you.
James Flores
u guys ready for some reposts?
Jaxson Brown
Julian Perez
Owen Murphy
Carson Ortiz
I have got shit on my dick on a few occasions. Who cares? Nut up, faggot, and fuck that ass.
Daniel Sanders
Joshua Ward
Adam Evans
Gabriel Watson
Carson Diaz
Chase Diaz
Eli Cox
Michael White
Leo King
This is good. I like this. Thank you
Isaiah Powell
Lucas Morris
John White
Gabriel King
im spamming all i have, np.
Henry Flores
Charles Mitchell
Liam Brooks
these are wholesome uwu
more
Brandon Stewart
Ayden Nguyen
>so..image you are with a girl and you want to fuck her pussy but she has a penis
but that would be impossible because GIRLS DONT HAVE PENISES, MUTILATED OR NOT
Easton Turner
I want to see these young lads now
Gabriel Thompson
Landon Nelson
Shouldn't that be "Respects All Fears user"?
Julian Hill
Mason Rodriguez
Jackson Nelson
That is one of the most brilliant shitpost I've seen this year.
Gabriel Parker
Brandon Rodriguez
Based
Thomas Jenkins
Joseph Sanchez
i did this with a bee in a mcdonalds honey packet when i was 7. trapped it in there and turned it upside down. felt pretty afterward.
Jacob Jenkins
Zachary Richardson
...... yeah ok i lost here.
Christian Wood
felt pretty badly ahha kek
Nathaniel Jackson
Christian Allen
Christian Hernandez
You wonder why nobody take you faggots seriously. You are so bad at acting like real people.
Luke Morris
Talk about low effort. Do people actually find this kind of shit funny?
I don't mind racist jokes, I don't mind jokes about dead people, but this is the lowest tier shit. I would expect middle-school children to find it humorous.
Aaron Cooper
At least the dude jerking off is finished...
Matthew Allen
Pssst it's not real.
Easton Stewart
lost to this one
dog is just vibing
Owen Richardson
>I'm not gay but I've had a dick swell in my mouth when I was younger.
Lol nigga you gay.
Adam Ward
OP might not be so gay after all?
Brody Anderson
First off, I have gotten poo on my dick from fucking girls asses. Unless every girl you fucked like just did an enema, its mostly luck that you havent. That having been said, who cares? Wipe it up afterwards, really not a big deal.
Second off, you 100% CAN get a girl pregnant from fucking her ass. It is less likely, but possible. Pre-cum contains sperm, it is less likely to get pregnant from pre-cum, but it is possible.The act of fucking an ass will create precum, which will at least slightly drool out to the edges of her anus. There is now a liquid with sperm less than an inch from her pussy. Liquids move as you fuck; it is very possible for that small amount to go unnoticed and gently slide into or around her vaginal opening, leading to pregnancy.
It is VERY unlikely. But saying its impossible is absoutly false.
Parker Reyes
aww delusion kicking in already?
sweet
Angel Jackson
I worked with a guy who looked like the "oh my" guy in this video. I really had to hold back laughing when I saw him. His daughter was hot too.
Lucas Turner
>During this time 2 straight males fell in love with one another.
COPE.
You a gay boi, ain't nothing straight about it. I've had bros help me out when I'm sick, doesn't mean I want to suck their dick faggot.
Jason Fisher
yes, remove the stick from your ass
Samuel Long
fight club 2
Jeremiah Perez
>The anus is no different than a pussy.
Sounds like someone who doesn't have personal experience to contrast the two. Pussy feels way different than butthole.
Jason Rodriguez
I wanna fuck her so bad
Jace Richardson
im both a successful person and faggot in the real world. feels good
Tyler Cook
Jesus her arm is fatter than her boob o.o
Anthony Clark
>Her
Ian Price
I declare exterminatus on your faggot ass. Begone!
Adam Bennett
>the use of "abomination" alludes to religious programming
Lol you're trying so hard to be 'right' it's pathetic. I called you an abomination because you are a grotesque imitation of a female. You brought in religion because you're desperate.
Jack Gray
I remember being 11 and not understanding this shit either; give the kids a break.
Angel Jones
Cry some more faggot.
Luis Jackson
Benjamin Clark
Degenerate
Josiah Rivera
Yes, I wouldn't as I am not a faggot.
At this point I am always expecting it to be a tranny unless I see a pussy when I am here.
Adam Rodriguez
This place is so fucking gay
Matthew Jackson
>but the asshole feels way better than pussy on direct comparison.
This is your faggy opinion.
I prefer pussy. Butthole is tighter around the hole itself but the farther you go in, the loser it is. Pussy is tight the farther you go in, way more pleasurable.
Keep fucking shitholes you degenerate weirdo.
Jack Wilson
Sure, faggot, we totally believe you this time
Michael Nguyen
Disgusting Satan worshiping faggots like this are the reason why girls as young as 15 are suffering from medical conditions like having a prolapsed anus, where their ass is so loose the inside rolls out from too much anal sex. If you are in to anal you a literally a faggot. I know there has been TONS of conditioning pumped in to the american youth for years, so many guys who think they are chads might not like hearing it, but being really in to anal is one step away from being a dick sucking faggot.
Elijah Gray
i brought in religion because you used "abomination" lol you still mad at being programmed
Hudson Hill
>"degenerate"
>on Cred Forums
welcome faggot
Andrew Morgan
It would make more sense the other way around. Bugs constantly cross-dresses.
Charles Diaz
That was a beautiful slam. Thanks user
Christopher Kelly
kek alabama mad
Jeremiah Collins
You're so desperate. You are told you are wrong from the beginning and you still have to use the same excuse. God's chosen, everybody.
Parker Bailey
That thicc 12 gauge dick can only belong to Elmer, though
Camden Miller
Low effort, moshe
Next
Henry Fisher
One of the most pointless greentext I've ever read.
Christian Thompson
ahhha at least post memes with your intelligent responses! it is a ylyl after all
Caleb Morris
not alabama? dangit bobby stop bein a faggot!
Cooper Flores
why are there are many newfags in here today lol
Evan Ward
Easton Williams
You made it to college not knowing how to use their/there/they're? Their admissions policy must have only checked for a pulse when you were there.
Christopher Rivera
Woul be cool, but I believe piss will not freeze
Hunter Hill
Someone in France did it for real
forum.hardware.fr
Christopher Gonzalez
Dude, thats the gayest thing I've ever seen. Who the fuck buys a keyboard with white keys?
Parker Campbell
Joseph Nguyen
>
This aint wrong; but I come here to kill time and it sure as fuck does that.
Go somewhere else to kill time?
Where nigger?
On a site like imgur which is circlejerking liberal BS?
On a video game I suck at and will make me feel like shit?
Yeah, this place sucks.
But I also suck.
Camden Gutierrez
Ya, you have that as his response to bugs asking him if he still likes him.
Colton Nelson
that's a nice collection
Isaiah Nguyen
feels sad
Isaac Wright
Shit, same...
Was his name Barrett?
Jeremiah Ross
The russian alphabet is looking for a hedghog, you selfish piece of shit!
Colton Campbell
Joshua Brooks
Thats why she told him she is a trans and he is gay.
Jack Williams
Calling everyone a fag. Get your memes straight, fag!
Christian Watson
which one?
Christopher Reed
Tranny
Christian Morris
Chad Diamond, she's Kylie Maria
Wyatt Peterson
High point of the thread. Fucking says it all.
Liam Diaz
Lost hard to the pic.
I don't really care about trans, but no matter how cute and feminine one is, truth is she'll always have a man's squared or flat ass and that's fucking gross.
That's why they always are ridiculously bent in the picture, so their ass looks round and bubbly like a woman's one.
Jason Flores
no mem
Gavin Morgan
Noah Perez
Did this as a prank in college to the assholes that lived in the dorm next door. Shit was cash.
Jayden Scott
No man on earth would have the ability to tell her no. Our mouths, tongue, and lips would worship her body.
Evan Lewis
based dubs and jewpilled
Jonathan Murphy
> "girls"
Jace Kelly
Sauce???
Julian Long
Bro, there is nothing wrong with being attracted to whatever you want to be attracted to; but don't pretend literally all men are attracted to the same thing.
I respect that you want to worship their body; please respect that I do not.
Julian Wood
Who the fuck are you talking about?
Carson Baker
> so many more options for pleasure
Pussy ain't an option tho and that's the only option worth having
John Parker
YES
Anthony Rodriguez
Their vagina's uretras are stronc I see
Thomas Gutierrez
Who's the tranny pornstar that had the YouTube channel where you could tell she was mentally unstable and talked a lot about her parents disowning her?
William Cooper
But you must. She is beautiful.
Benjamin Robinson
Jenna Marbles
Aiden Stewart
You do realize that real people don't talk like this, right? You faggots are so bad at acting like real people.
Christopher Johnson
Trannies don't look like real women, try again.
Easton Davis
No one talks like this, lay off the porn.
Jacob Long
Beauty is subjective.
Are you claiming any guy who says he is gay and doesn't want to fuck a beautiful female is lying?
Different people think different things are beautiful.
Different people are aroused by different things.
You thinking something is atttractive DOES NOT mean everyone else will.
If you can't understand this statement you are either a troll or have the intelligence of a child.
Landon Price
It's a liquid. It will freeze. Anything will freeze, except innocent black people when police are near.
Blake Carter
absolute legend
Nolan Butler
Anything will freeze *at a low enough tempurature*
Stick a bottle of vodka in the freezer it stays a liquid.
Hell if I know the freezing point of urine thou.
Nolan Howard
James Price
yes, piss freezes you dumbshits
John Green
It's mostly water. Try and guess when it freezes.
Alexander Mitchell
Is that peanutbuttergamer?
Blake Walker
Cred Forums is at times truly wonderful
Brandon Roberts
Yeah. He's peanutbuttergaming his pants.
Carson Rivera
Worth it...
Mason Gonzalez
nah thats gay, id fuck him tho
Luis White
I'm at a social gathering with my family and now i have a boner because of a ylyl thread
Daniel Gutierrez
Slip off and stroke yourself. I'd like to see your hard cock.
Lucas Cruz
nice digits devil
Hudson Reed
Wrong some beings are just too beautiful. Jack yourself off to her.
Xavier Roberts
I would tell her no
Asher Ramirez
trips means you gotta show us a video of you cranking your hog in the bathroom
Nolan Young
lol, everyone knows anyway
Tyler Morgan
Hate crime
Ian Reed
Kevin Ross
>No. Also, that's a man.
Nathaniel Richardson
Daddy needs to buy you a new script, faggot
Kevin Wood
I said I dont know its freezing point, not that I didnt know if it was able to freeze at all fucktard.
Salt water is mostly water; its freezing point is lower than that of water. The more impurities you add to a solution, the more you change its freezing point.
Piss sure as hell has a lot of impurities in it.
I'm not saying it wont freeze in the freezer, I'm saying I dont know what specific tempurature it will happen at; but it sure as fuck wont be the same tempurature as water.
Dominic Nelson
Gender is a social construct
Alexander Perez
Revolting on so many different levels
Robert Long
kek
Jeremiah Howard
It's around -5 degrees C for average piss. Took less time to google that than it took you to write out that shit like a faggot.
Benjamin Stewart
I want to be in the middle. I don't consider myself revolting.
Samuel Anderson
fucking google it and post memes you moron
Levi Smith
But everyone you associate with does
James Ramirez
Damn, guess I can't argue with that logic. Might as well choose to be gay; you got me.
AFK, guess I need to go out and suck a bunch of dicks now.
Wyatt Collins
By that logic, I'd tell "it" no.
Aiden Kelly
Beat me to it. Also, nice dubs.
Kayden Sanders
>get a girl pregnant from fucking her in the ass
Okay
Bentley Adams
its the other way round:
gender makes social constructs
or in stupid:
if you cannot sex baby you dont gender!
YLYL? epic bread? transshit again
William Stewart
Isaac Taylor
By experiencing sex with a high-quality woman.
Samuel Mitchell
Landon Wright
its 2020
crossdressers discovered hormones.
thats all. all this trans shit is crossdressers on hormones
Hunter Brown
How can someone find something so pathetic sexually attractive?
Jacob Bennett
She's mouth watering
Jaxon Miller
Sounds like you went to a high school that taught “abstinence sex ed”. Google does exist tho so you really have no excuse.
Aaron Fisher
They spend their own money willingly sterilizing themselves only to still look like men
Brandon Richardson
>She
Juan Miller
Juan Sanchez
He respects all fear and wants his Nan to know it.
James Nguyen
Thomas Ortiz
She
Mason Sullivan
did you read what he wrote
he is right
It can happen but it has not a high chance
Oliver Martinez
especially if you stick it in her front ass
Wyatt Nguyen
Stop being bigots. Some countries you can be charged with a hate crime for such words.
Brody Russell
>She
Juan Phillips
which in my opinion is the real crime there
Connor Powell
Look at it just keep asserting that anyone has interest in it's pathetic existence.
You are a caricature that will parrot liberal talking points to try and sound like a real person.
Next
Andrew Morales
Cred Forums I gots
go fuck an ass
or post something funny