>Be Greta Thunberg
>16
>Manage to TRIGGER millions of boomers and white trash incels
>Becomes TIMES Person of the Year 2019
You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in your entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as ACCOMPLISHING as her on any given day.
>Protip: you indisputably can't
P.S. Queen of Cred Forums
God I love her
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Please stop
I just like her because shes got a nice body and tends to make people upset for no reason
She's an ugly puppet on a string for her manipulative parents to become a poster child for global warming activists. Nothing more nothing less.
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No one really believes that, user, even normies know she is a jewish tool.
Stop spamming this thread you fat unloved diabetic cunt.
ok pedo
Three words: Severn. Suzuki. Copycat.
>0/10
He’s right tho bros. This retarded looking European girl who I’m pretty sure is on hormone therapy for being born with a penis did manage to trigger you people. It’s funny actually that any of you cared enough to be so triggered by her to begin with like your opinions actually matter. If anything she’s proven that. The outrage of right leaning incels is worthless compared to a compelling narrative.
I unironically agree. She triggers the fuck out of everybody whp shouls be triggered the fuck out of.
Lmao what the fuck is wrong with you yuropoors?
It's fitting these days that a child who looks like they have Down Syndrome who rambles on about shit she doesn't really understand gets Person of the Year. The problem is with society praising people like this. She actually hasn't accomplished anything.
It's no different from Obama getting a Nobel Peace Prize for doing absolutely jack shit.
Your argument is invalid.
Sexist as well as racist.
gotcha
Did somebody say Queen?
> ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
Some big gay shit right here.
no on is triggered by this child.
That’s pretty rich coming from someone who hasn’t done shit himself
LOL can't speak the truth against someone if they happen to be a girl or black, else you are sexist and racist.
Got it. Lefties are mentally retarded.
Neither has she. That's the point. The argument is invalid and all you've done was reiterated it.
You're anonymous.
Just admit it. You hate people of color and women.
Fuck off scum. You can't prove me wrong so you shift it to a personal attack. You're the only one making it about sex and race. Typical leftist piece of shit.
Red alert! Liberal reddit shill faggot detected.
I really can't. I'd love to get rich and famous just from telling blatant lies.
HAIL.
You know she is a shill right?
i saved someone with aspergers from drowning in the ocean. No one kissed me afterwards, I just walked away and went back to swimming.
^ This. There's nothing really "triggering" about this kid. She just didn't do anything meaningful, having just copied what some other kid did like 30 years ago.
i happily pollute the environment in my gas guzzling, truck. bitches love my truck.
> White trash incel
I don't know where you're from, but white trash folks around here tend to have a shit load of poorly behaved bastard kids. I'm pretty sure they aren't involuntarily celibate.
I killed a bunch of pedophiles in prision
Bait thread getting fewer responses each posting, OP. Try changing it up occasionally.
I held open a door for an elderly lady at the bank. That's more than greta has done for anyone else. Only failed logic thinks. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee global warming" helps or solves anything. Shes a fucking puppet.
Whatever happened to Crackhead? Like she just dropped off the face of the earth
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hmm she nose it
It's just a case of leftists sucking each others dicks.
All the retards stalking her scared her off the net. Probably lives in some remote mountain village in northern Europe now so the oldfags will stop swarming her.
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is she so angry because god made this beautiful planet (which we're destroying) but neglected to give her any tits?
Gretas younger sister Beata is pretty hot. Wonder why none of that cuteness rubbed off on the potato retard.
Check out her sister Beatas Instagram. She got all the looks, tits an talent in the family.
I finished High school instead of becoming a puppet for the climate change globalists.
she also played gollum
Yeah, Gretas the ugly fuck of the family. Guess that's why the middle age virgin fat white dudes like op keep obsessing over her. Beata definitely got all the good genes in the family.
Its cause Greta has Fetal Alchohol Syndrome. If her mommy could have stayed away from the bottle for 10 months she would have been as cute.
ok zoomer
This explains everything
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True. Guess Gretas dad made his alcoholic retard wife stop drinking during Beatas time in the bitchs womb. It's like looking at exact polar opposites comparing this deformed flat chested retard Greata to the absolute goddess that's her sister.
Everyone knows you've never been in prison; they have standards too you know
i cut the chords of those annoying scooters and smear poo on the handles of those who doesn't have chords
tax.
Cred Forums‘s obsession and worship of this kid is fucking creepy. I know Cred Forums is where people from Twitter and Tumblr hang out, but damn.
WE LOVE GRETA
WE TREASURE HER ABOVE ALL ELSE
Yeah... but what has she actually "Accomplished"?
What's crazy is shitlib socialists don't see themselves as white trash despite everyone they encounter thinking they are because they smell and look like white trash.
Kek I made and posted this yesterday. Nice to see my tiny work saved and posted
Get out more user. White trash is pretty distinct and the lefty kiddies definitely aren't it. I'm betting you haven't even smelled one. In fact you probably only live around trash yourself so that's all you smell
Finished high school.
I wanna cum on her face
I know this has been said before but she is so fucking ugly. Her and David Hogg just look so fucking ugly, it's surreal. Were they created in a lab?
I took a shit. Enough said.
a tree was planted on my placenta in our back yard that stands there to this day
fairly sure that's more impactful than anything she's ever done or will ever do in her life
U mad?
That’s not Boxxy!
You definitely are. So is anyone who freaks out about her.
“Truth”
Political shit smear. Republicucks are fuckin dumb
I didn't repeat lies told to me by people I trust for fame, fortune or international recognition.
No she fucking doesn’t. She’s not hot at all.
Wait, let me guess. You’re tired of having the “gay agenda” shoved down your throat? Just like Christians did? Yeah, you can fuck right off
Served 6 years in the army, putting my life on the line for brainwashed children like her.
You were part of an institution, but she is the one brainwashed? Do you hear this shit?
He's part of an institution that is heavily scrutinised, picked apart and watched vigilantly.
She listened to hippies and alarmists who dont know that trees need carbon in the air to live, so if there is too much carbon, plant more trees.
Who the fuck is that poser? There can only be one true Queen.
cumming to the thought of hate fucking her
Yeah nothing like the brain washing breakdown of boot to free the mind of other peoples opinions. Get real.
Based
I finished high school
dont forget the niggers she is also triggering
In the end she'll be forgotten. And known as another random middle schooler who wanted change but ended up causing more damage to the Ozone layer than if she didnt travel everywhere.
so gross bro.
>be greta aspergers
>be high school dropout because i'm both dumb as shit and my parents are stupid as fuck
>my world view is limited due to only accomplishing early years of schooling
>think every issue in modern day society is purely black and white and never think about the consequences of these actions
>FFW 2019
>the first thought I've had in 3 years
>"Climate change is bad"
>thinks to self "Yes, an excellent message to share with everyone"
>but remembers I'm too fucking retarded to actually do anything about
>shame too, there are plenty of jobs that revolves around helping the environment such as being a gardener, environmental scientist, legislator, solar panel installer, etc. If only I could go back to school
>starts doing speeches around town
>nobodycares.gif
>then one day, A person with a big nose and wearing a hat with a star of david on his head talked to me
>he said "mmm, do you want me to show you how to become an adult so you can share your ideas around the world"
>ohhellyes,mrshekels.png
>he took me to his white fan
>ohno.jpg
>he fucks my unwashed cunt and asshole for three weeks
>after he called his friend
>whispertrumpwhispertreeswhisperbullshit.txt
>get a flight over to america
>meetmrs.shekels.webm
>she hands me a sheet of paper with words I could barely read because my retardation is growing rapidly
>pushes me on to lounge where I talk to american waman
>her push really hurt me
>cryingwhiletalking.mp3
>FFW a month later
>I'm now considered a national icon because i shed more tears than substance
>adult now bow down to me because I'm clearly the smartest out of all of them and now degenerate pedophiles now jerk off to me
>tfwahighschooldropoutissmarterthanyou.mp4
>i haven't done shit with my new found wealth and fanbase ever since that really painful speech
>but mr. shekels promises me that if I be a good girl and take it up the ass for the next 10 years. my dreams of a world without pollution can become true
>thankyoumr.shekels.psd
5 fucking seconds
she didn't do shit. She was merely used.
Celebrities and mainstream media crawl up her ass. She is living a lifestyle that is based on using your fame to fly from place to place and preach to people as if she had any proposals on how to "solve" climate change whatsoever while not fucking over the common people. She is firing against every western country but hasn't the balls to criticize countries that havent lowered their CO2 emissions in 20-30 years. She is preaching a mainstream opinion on mainstream platforms, she is part of the establishment not an activist.
oh boy, what I wouldn't give to watch Greta Thunberg being raped and then killed!
fagit
C'mon, admit it, you wanna see it too
I'm with Ben Garrison on this one
It’s worse than that, Obama got a peace prize while authorizing drone strikes.
trust papa ben to help me get my boner goin
i know what im jizzin over tonight
I answer questions about things I claim to be an expert on without my parents having to write a script for me to follow.
this picture made me happy
thank you
yes but he was ordering drone strikes against brown people
we have developed a specialism for bombing brown people, and most people very much want for it to continue
I wasn't paid for by Soro's agenda so, there's one.
I don't have handlers telling me what to do for an agenda either. So freedom is another.
Oh and I'm not on the spectrum of retardation as she is.
I can....
I accidently my sister the other night.
>The world is on the brink of disaster, but this message is being brought to me by a Jew, so I don't care
This is how retarded you sound.
Bitches love my truck too!
>listening to the jew
>ever
>you people
>any of you cared enough to be so triggered
Another white bitch screaming about shit but offering 0 solutions
Suck my cock fucker.
Screams how dare you once... Becomes famous...
Female privalige
>tell me one single thing you've done in your entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as ACCOMPLISHING as her on any given day
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Live my life without older people controlling it
Cringe
>Year of our Lord 1087 + 933
>Still giving a fuck about her
Held a public service job for the majority of my life.
But hey, it’s great she was able to tell half the planet what they already knew. To bad the other half still doesn’t care!
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to bad she was just used by her parents as a puppet of propaganda. none of the ideas she has were hers.
She is just a puppet her parents control her
Legit hasn't accomplished anything so the fact that I jacked off and ate chicken salad today means I accomplished just as much. Probably more
I shitted and farted and it was a greater accomplishment than this media shill.
Obvious troll is obvious, lul.
this dude is a pedo hes live right now
easy to achieve that level of influence when your propped up with joobux
>Greta Thunberg
any feet pics
You seem upset, user
M A D
I'd fuck Greta and then right as I'm about to come I'd pull out and stick it in her ass so I could hear her say "How dare you".
I took a shit this morning. I feel like we are on the same level.
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A: As much as a wood chuck chuck decided it wanted to.
That’s how much Cred Forums that’s how much.
Holy fuck I was beginning to forget about her. It's been more than a week since I saw a thread on her on Cred Forums. Guess she is an official child of 2019 now. I think Billie Ellish should be the child of 2020. Or someoneelseidontevencarewhateveriguess.
oh yeah???
I didn't listen to what my parents told me, and live a nice life... Unlike her.
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Based.
I completed jr high. Done
Go on pol you fag
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I love her itty bitty teeny tiny pointy titties.
i fucked a dog
She's so much more than that!
shes hot anybody know who she is
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said that's a pretty big word for a seven year old.
well done soros!
How does it feel to know Ive had sex with over 1000 women
> imagine idol worshipping a 14yo because she got a little more than her 15min of fame.
Dude, there is nothing impressive about her. She is a 14yo with autism. She has latched onto climate change as her fixation and has been guided and supported by her celebrity parents. Even her message is a mixture of naive pleading and obnoxiously childish attempts to preach from a position of ignorance.