Ask a real medical doctor anything

Kek

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Does sexual abstention have any negative effects?

Not somatically and biologically. But will mess your brain and psyche up for sure.

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how painful is it to get ear wax removed at the doctors office

my right ear has been plugged up for like 3 weeks now.it started out as an ear infection but after an entire bottle of levoflacin and almost an entire bottle of amoxicillin its still fucked up,it started out as an ear infection but never quite got 100 percent better

more lingerie for academic purposes

Cerumen removal doesn't hurt. Just a funky sensation of water flushing inside the ear. However, you may need tympanostomy meaning drainage more than thar. ENT doctor will help.

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What's an "unreal" doctor then?

Someone who sucks dick to get a degree.

one of those witch doctors who prescribes essential oils and energy healing

How often do male doctors get propositioned by female patients?

How to get rid of bed bugs?

Aw... I had hoped for some dark, occultish, evocative explanation, like how the undead is not like the dead... or some such.
But thanks for taking the time.

photo with timestamp or else larp

In your professional opinion, are traps gay?

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Never. There's a sacred relationship between physician and the patient and it may sound weird but for the doctor, naked patient is just biologic specimen.

That's not the question that I asked.
I was asking how many patients proposition doctors. I wasn't asking how many doctors accepted.

There are two sexes biologically and scientifically speaking. Everything else is just a social invention and example of relativism with regard to what is normal or not. Spectrum of psychiatric conditions starts when individual becomes dysfunctional (socially, professionally, emotionally). Which is the case for most LGBT categories.
Gay for sure. Being gay is dysfunctional AF too and evolutionary dead end. It is not a variant of norm since doesn't allow continuation of the species.

Never still.

There is only gender and it's mine.
Tough luck for you faggot.

Chemicals. And boil all linens.

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Doc I've gone to several docs and several Ers lately because I get unusual chest pain and my heart rhythm is odd. They all say there's nothing wrong but I don't feel like there's nothing wrong. What do I do

Do you do prostate exams for men?

Well you have declared yourself beautifully here.

I'm 37 and have been diagnosed with a bilateral papilledema. Can I just ignore it?

I totally don't believe you, but ok.

I've heard that male doctors sometimes wear fake wedding rings to help prevent getting attention from female patients

See cardiologist or cardiac Electrophysiologist and have a Holter rhythm monitor for 24,48 h or longer depends on symptoms frequency. This will objectify your symptoms. If shows nothing it could be anxiety and don't afraid and just see a good psych. They really help and understand. This after your doc makes sure there's nothing else of course.

Only primary doctors and urologists do. It's become pase but still valuable in case of concern for prostate hypertrophy or cancer.

Thanks bro. I was thinking of seeing a cardiologist next

No. See ophthalmologist or Neuro.

Damn, I wouldn't mind getting my prostate exam if the doctor looked like you.

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Not something I have ever noticed or heard about.

Np

I had a prostate exam and my doc was pretty cute.

Don't be fooled. It's nothing sexual. It still feels like a fucking prostate exam.

Yeah I would ask for prostate exam each time if I had a reason to see her LOL. I am not her of course.

>Spectrum of psychiatric conditions starts when individual becomes dysfunctional (socially, professionally, emotionally). Which is the case for the majority of users here.
FTFY

How important are yearly checkups? I havent gone to a medical doctor or dentist in probably 8 years. Eye doctor I go when I need my prescription changed.

Do I really need a tetnus shot? Im overdue by a year and too lazy to get a new doctor for one

Better little girl than a big dude for sure.

So it's not like you're just being fingered by a stranger..? Never had a prostate exam.

Kek

It actually hurts a bit because physician will have to push around the prostate. Which contrary to porn is not pleasant.

ive had a low grade fever for 4 months. fatigue and night sweats. I've seen hematologist, a rheumatologist, and an infectious disease doc. Nobody can find anything wrong.

Whats wrong with me?

Annual check-ups impact on outcomes was examined but evidence is conflicting. Nevertheless, having a doctor who knows you examine you and ask about your symptoms will help uncover problems earlier. That's based on my experience and others. Plus it's actually therapeutic to talk to someone who cares and will never divulge anything you talk about to anyone.

Zyklon b is god for delousing

If the did blood cultures, ESR, CRP, procalcitonin in addition to basic labs and nothing is abnormal then maybe TEE to look for subacute endocarditis or smoldering cancer. I would expect hematologist and ID doc to comfortably explore all that. Also make sure to quit drugs and alcohol.

My therapy is Cred Forums. Doesnt matter to me if anyone cares or not because no one knows who I am. Just a number who doesnt have to wear a mask

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Would argue that you would still benefit from help.

her forehead is huge

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Still would do her easy..

Virgin detected

I think my foreskin is too tight, would I have to get a circumcision?

Yes especially if you're adult and it is painful

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How many cocks have you had to suck to get your diploma?

Picture is just for attention faggot

Not what I asked fucktard slut

I know for a fact that you are full of cuntness now.

My best friend is married to a doctor and I have been told of many examples of when patients come on to doctors.

My source is just as reliable as the internet, so fuck you

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made me need to piss

imagine taking those heels off and smelling them after a nice hot long day of her feet being in them

Hahaha..yeah incel stories.

Mmmmm..

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I’m a resident and I’ve been propositioned by 3 patients. 2 were pretty unattractive and I’m pretty sure had some psych shit going on on. 1 was an attractive immigrant from a country where that shit happens. Obviously I’m super professional and deny their advances but it at least has happened to me.

What was your step score, what country are you, and if US, are you USMD, DO, IMG, FMG?

That is most certainly not the opinion of most doctors and definitely not that of most psychiatrists.

I bet you’re an internist

Am I jacking off to an actual MD?

She’s a real MD but not OP

Niiice. Who hacked her photos?

Do we know her name, or where she works or went to med school?

Bullshit. If you're asking if they flirt with you then yes sure but no patient would ever propose actual date.

Are you you're own proctologist, gynecologist and podiatrist?

#1 was in my 3rd year during my medicine rotation. She was a ~35 yo obese black woman admitted for IV ABx after failing outpatient/PO for LE cellulitis. She asked for my phone number and when I politely refused, she asked again, saying she had recently broke up with her boyfriend and really wanted someone to “keep her company” when she got out.

#4 was during a 4th year outpatient elective. She was a skinny white woman in her 20s for a checkup. She had serious personality disorder traits and she started stroking my upper thigh and making licking motions with her pierced tongue at me when I was documenting her flu shot.

#3 was my intern year. This was again an outpatient medicine rotation. She was an Asian girl in her early 20s coming for immigration paperwork/some kind of green card shit that needed a doctor note. She asked me very politely if we could go out for dinner and get to know each other better.

Is there any risks in keeping my foreskin retracted for extended periods of time?

Vivid imagination user

Internal medicine and Cardiology

Some nigger stole her iPhone

True

Truth hurts. No social science, no identify politics, no agenda and no selfish attempts to normalize your pathology for the sake of hurt feelings. Thats all my friend. Accept it, be happy and stop pitching borderline pathology or plain pathology as a variant of norm to kids.

I have what looks like thrush on my tongue and it fucking smells and I scrape it every day. Had it for a year and had all sorts of medications but doctors have come back with negative swab tests and say I don't have anything. What do you think it could be and could I get rid of it?

She's an endocrinologist from Yale

Leukoplakia maybe. See dermatologist

Approximately what percent of what I pay for a standard office visit/consultation goes to you personally?

Phimosis may be a problem

Ok I'll look into it. Thanks doc!

Only incel would make this shit up

It's not the patients you have to watch out for, its the nurses. You'll get the occasional patient who gets a little too friendly (especially the borderline personality types) but the nurses are always prowling for dick -- from docs, EMTs, firefighters, cops, etc. There was a nurse at my last institution that was trying to fuck a doc from every specialty.

A mechanic changes his own tires. Do you treat pussy flu yourself or bring it to the dealer.

30-40 dollars copay goes to the office directly. Based on convoluted scheme my salary is calculated depending on how many patients were seen over a period of time. Corporate America and nurses own healthcare not doctors.

Can you show me how the female reproductive system works?

Agree. Nurses are very easy and not too smart and every other is a thot. Guys who do nursing are usually ok and much easier to work with.

If you're referring to the doctor in the pictures then you have to make an appointment. Lol

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youre fucking gorgeous, by da way.
Know you know this, cause youve a phd and such, but thought I'd letcha know

You should, thats a precancerous lesion

I don’t know why it’s so hard to believe. It happen to several of my classmates in med school, I’m not special. Chicks dig dudes with high paying jobs and plenty of women have social boundary issues. My best friend from med school who did psych has had it happen WAY more than me.

Also, only an internist would tell you to get procal.

You seem to be awful confident in your ability to do someone else’s medical specialty better than them. Saying “truth hurts” does not make your own personal opinion more fact-based than those who study this for a living, medical professional or not. I don’t trust the EM doc who thinks he can evaluate strokes better than neuro, and I don’t trust an internist who thinks his opinions on mental illness are more valid than a psychiatrist’s.

You can make appointment with her and maybe even smell her high heels when she's not looking

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Does medical weightless with the help of a nutritionist actually work? I depression eat and have have put 40 lbs of a 50lb weight loss back on and its really killing my positive outlook.

Cringey faggot

Meaning what? SJW crazies who did their research? Top Medical School is a harsh, harrowing experience and you learn anatomy, physiology, pathology in depth. You learn how to distinguish facts and laws of nature from social agendas that come and go and try to make people believe that things that are clearly abnormal according to every definition are actually variants of norm. If the individual is on the far end of the spectrum of behaviors then he or she will be treated. If they belong on the opposite side and are fully functional then there's no immediate problem. LGBT people are obviously highly dysfunctional, considering levels of anxiety, suicidality, confrontational attitude towards heteronormal majority. Yet in the era of social justice warriors, relativism, crisis of authority, self-righteous and entitled millennials politicians will soon call pedophilia a variant of norm as long as they only look at the pictures.

If I kill and eat you do I gain all of your knowledge and wisdom?

>inb4 "cannibal b/tard"
I just want to be a orthopaedic surgeon

I had mine suctioned out today bro, no pain in fact gave me a slight penis twitch while it was happening.

I heard it’s only gay if you push back homes.

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If i want to be a doctor and am majoring in Bio, what tips would you recommend to maximize my chances of getting into med school if I did shitty on my SAT (1200-1300) range and aren't the strongest academically - as I'd assume in comparison to other med school applicants - compared to students in some of my general classes, I'm smart, but most to all premeds are like me so I'm nothing special

Any tips like do research studies or shit?

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Are you sure it's that bad? It looks like it could be some fungal thing

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Admissions people and those interviewing for residency and fellowship get boners reading about research and extracurricular activities. Go to basic lab of closest University and get on a project. PIs always have a need for enthusiastic undergrad.

Straight male RN here. 85+% of coworkers are women. Most male coworkers gay. Life is good :-)

Looking at it it doesn't look like leukoplakia and seems benign to me. Symptoms? Diet?

thats cool and all but who cares

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Mainly it just smells and builds up through the day. Eating stuff like cookies or ice cream seems to affect it the most. I eat pretty healthy like steak, chicken, rice and beans. Since the throat doctor cant figure it out they're thinking of doing a biopsy for better results