What's y'all best pick up line?

What's y'all best pick up line?

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Do you like BBC as much as I do?

You wanna take care of this monster for me?
>pulls out 10 incher

I've never had a teacher before.

Don't make a sound, or you're done.

Who else are we picking up today?

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Get the fuck outta here and take your faggot ass "y'all" talk with you.

You're not allergic to duct tape are you? Don't want to have to hide a body again.

Based

Come along. I have candy.

Excuse me , i seem to be lost, can you tell me how to get to ...* Club upside the head*

Free candy

Do you like apples??
Wanna fuck?

You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

Resistance is futile

Wench, relinquish thine breasts.

>asking virgins on Cred Forums for pickup lines

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I found one I rarely see.

Hey girl, I hear you like a STUD. I have the STD, all I need is U.

Are you an American school? 'Cause I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

So, do you live around here often?

If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

>Do you like peanut butter?
>Um, yeah?
>Me too, let's fuck!

I seen all those guys commenting on your Instagram. They don’t respect you like I do baby, I will treat you better than any of them despite my looks. I will care for you always sexy and not ask for sex unless you want it. All I ask in return is that you don’t have any other men in your life unless they are family then that is ok.

euthanize me, I want to die

in my younger days, i identified more with dr. lecter. lately, i feel more like bill. but every so often, you need to be a miggs.

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