Europoor here. If you americunts are so great, how come you can't even make decent breakfast like we can? Pic related

Europoor here. If you americunts are so great, how come you can't even make decent breakfast like we can? Pic related.

>hurr durr muh bacon

US "bacon", like most US meat is shit-tier, almost inedible chlorinated garbage and the whole world knows it except you faggots.

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Other urls found in this thread:

christinascucina.com/british-afternoon-tea-scones/
bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/kids-biscuit
englishbreakfastsociety.com/back-bacon.html
youtu.be/C7dPqrmDWxs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=aryyAhYJc5w&t=0
lmgtfy.com/?q=Image: Orange Roughy&t=i
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Jelly bro

Why no bacon

pig 3 ways with eggs, toast and beans from a can, so creative

>feeding your children a notoriously unclean animals blood for breakfast

Most US products are shit tier. I find a snack from the US in my local store (Germany) and it's just full of E-s, artificial flavors and flavor enhancers. Disgusting

Also: meat is murder

There's bacon in the OP. Eurobacon is more like Canadian bacon. It's alright - I prefer ours though.

As an Amerifat, my breakfast consists of
>an organic banana
>a few slices of canteloupe
>two slices of wheat bread
Come to find out, that's really all I need to start the day.

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bro that looks dope AF, but i need more eggy bois

>artificial flavors and flavor enhancers
yah thats good shit you dumb german

I might pay someone for "all" that labor just for breakfast but my time is better spent on finer pursuits

blood pudding is for poor people

Have fun with your horse meat and immigrant cock. I sure do love a good longhorn ribeye with a baked potato. Must suck not being able to live off your own land faggot

This isn't breakfast dude. This is a fucking heart attack

places to go and things to do nigga. better get your hog on quick before someone that doesnt look like you comes along and outlaws it because religion-and your doesnt matter.

>longhorn ribeye with a baked potato
you eat this for breakfast?

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to own a land faggot is give a little piece of yourself away every time you shart

no activated almonds?

>not even acknowledging the superiority of black pudding to all other breakfast meats because you fear blood

this

This is absolutely fucking disgusting. People eat the dumbest shit possible and then wonder why they have health issues. Fuck

I dont eat meat.
Checkmate, international autist

>beans for breakfast
Fucking bongs

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we can make breakfast just fine.

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you'd be surprised how good something like this might taste, its not like most normal people eat shit like this everyday keep eating ur daily kale salad you'll still die anyway

Posting more American breakfasts because fuck bongs

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Oh yeah the three Bs of British breakfast ...
beans blood and bread

God damn redcoats cant make a real breakfast

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I'm allergic to nuts.

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And we wonder why the Europoors call us all unsophisticated rednecks and retards

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I think I've made my point

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I appreciate that you posted something from a national chain and not home cooked, very authentic

disc gg/P4nDpu

Looks more like an Irish breakfast (blood pudding and beans are in the Irish breakfast but not the bong one I think).

It's like an inferior bong breakfast, just like Irish people are like inferior bongs.

Sure. Once in a blue moon but you know damn well most people eat this shit on the regular.

>fuck the Brits
>post breakfast with big sugary dessert
is this bait or what

I don't take pictures of what I eat like some faggot. That being said, I make what I posted all the time, hash browns, eggs sausage and bacon. If I'm making for company I'll also make pancakes or french toast. Continental breakfasts are the norm here

>never had breakfast pie with morning coffee
missing out to be honest

Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer has a heart attack? Ha...haha..heh

What part of this reminds you of an Irish breakfast?

Ahh, fuck. Now I'm gonna go cook up some bacon.

step aside, amateurs.

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I want some french toast now

The beans and the blood pudding. Although I think the Irish put some sort of potato bread in it too. Idk dude, it's been fucking years since I was in Ireland or bongland.

Are you talking about the image in the OP because you responded to a picture without beans or blood pudding

Scorpions should be on thin crust

Aw shit - meant to respond to the OP but misfired like a faggot

For me, it's the mcgriddle

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All the food Americans post have too much fucking carbs. It's overkill to have pancakes AND hash browns, and there's no fucking veggies or fruit. No wonder were one of the fastest countries in the world.

As opposed to beans and toast? Also most times it's one or the other, but the option is normally available

It’s a great sandwich for sure

From Ireland; you're all faggots and I will dip my toast in pig blood every day until I die. Suck my dick and stick your plastic rashers up your arse. God bless

This morning breakfast.

Pro tip: don't eat vegetables LOL.

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can i have peanut butter and cheese for breakfast?

Great bait

I was wondering what happened to my ex gf vagina

Doesn't know the difference between chlorine and nitrates

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Why do Americans call people fags or faggots like that is insulting?

Listen up Americans, I hereby call you all massive pancakes!

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I’m Euro, too, but honestly, that Brit shit looks bloody awful to me.

Shut up fag

Now they have a chicken mcgriddle

Shut up UK faggot. You have the second fattiest breakfeasts in the world after faticans.

I dunno man,

A full English is great, an all time classic but there is no disputing the awesomeness of pancakes with bacon and maple syrup.

based

This would be food porn if it wasn’t for those mozzerella sticks.

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should put it on the flag tbh

You too cigarette! Go somewhere else this is a no smoking area!

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Wtf is this shit supposed to be? Where are the tortillas and potatoes and cheese

Kill yourself cuckboi

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But seriously is this the only thing to eat in bongland? What else you got?

>mfw English breakfast is Halal

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Close that mouth son, you are far to young to have a fag in there.

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Wow, so amazing. Did you think of this spread all by yourself? Truly inspiring. I mean eggs, with toast, and meat, wow.

I'm fairly sure neither the sausages or bacon are unless you go to a specialist, if nothing else most butchers wouldn't say the sacred words after slaughter.

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That brekfast looks like shit peasant food.

Stop projecting your plebeian insecurities on those who have generated plenty.

I bet you want to “redistribute wealth”.

Haha... serf.

The ultimate. Commie bastards will never get to experience this perfection.

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So it's either veggie-psuedo meat or a restaurant that sources from specialist butchers?

Didn't I just say.
>I'm fairly sure neither the sausages or bacon are unless you go to a specialist

Hell we have specialist import shops for Indian and polish food too, that's not what you would find in a greasy spoon or cafe as they say in burgerland.

And yes I know some of the pic say cafe but that's London, it's practically another country to the rest of the UK.

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hi ahmed

chlorinated bacon and beans for breakfast take your meds, I buy whole pork belly and slice it into bacon, and I live in the US. I eat fresh Mahi daily right out of the ocean, what do you get fresh? Eel and Cod thats farmed?

Yes! Well said my brother, well said, and yeah T "make America great again" America have NEVER been great!!!

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If that's Amerifat, there should be a bible and a dozen more eggs.

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Fuckin kek

Part of a proper breakfast.

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Oh shit, get out of here now!

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That's some nice scones you have there, do you want to come over for a cream tea?

Try. Biscuit you dumb toothless niggerlover

I rarely ever eat a traditional breakfast (usually the first thing I eat is either chicken or salad), but if I do, I don't eat bacon. It is pretty yummy though.

That looks like shit

Esp when they put Bush's Baked Beans on the toast.

Ya i either do a smoothie or on the weekends some papas con huevos with salsa and corn tortillas hits the spot

... what even is that? Def not a ribeye and a baked potato.

Do you know what either of those items even are?

Uhhh no, most definitely not

Theres 3 pieces of toast in the OP you goof

Jellied eels and indian food

British cuisine is clearly spectacular

No, no you uppity colonial, these are scones.

christinascucina.com/british-afternoon-tea-scones/

If you want biscuits then look to the image above, for recipes look below.

bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/kids-biscuit

I got you kids recipes because you are obviously still learning English, I mean only a child could confuse a scone and a biscuit.

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Its an entirely different cut of meat thats being called bacon
>its both good tho

What you’ve provided are cookies, it’s called regional dialectic, go fuck off and get raped by a Muslim, my good man.

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English bacon is objectively superior, fuck you Canada and double fuck you (only eat the fat) America.

englishbreakfastsociety.com/back-bacon.html

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>English Breakfast Society
ha.
Hahahahaha.

>Get raped by Muslims

I would but there are few Muslims outside of the city's, I know like one half caste women and an assortment of various east Asians but that's it for local colour.

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As a Canadian, I have never seen "Canadian" bacon in my fuckin life, it's always been the belly strips. Everyone I know makes the strips. Wtf.

I eat europoors for breakfast. NOM NOM

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I bet he puts gravy on his scones, it makes me shudder to think.

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You are literally a larping American

Underrated post

Shit sandwich

You're gay. Except without all the perks.

You are being invaded by Merkin culture, throw out all you coke, streaky bacon and eagle paraphernalia right now!

And god save the Queen!

But honestly that's what some Americans call Canadian bacon, you are probably more familiar with streaky(American style) or back bacon (British style)

Streaky is easier to crisp for that salty hit, but back is meatier and if you seperate the medallions from the fat you get the best of both.

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>You're gay.
I guess I'm happy?

youtu.be/C7dPqrmDWxs

listen here you dumbass neolithic meanderthal fucktart ameoba! your breakfast is SHIT literall shit and ill have you know that every motherfucking mourning i make my own goddamned breakfast and its a billion times better than your ass fat bullshit from a fucking niggers lactating asshole! i fucking hate bacon and i never eat it. the majority of the usa produce is fucking trash gmo nonsense but i only eat what i grow my motherfucking self and in europe you would never have enough land to grow a single motherfucking turnip for youself. you go to the store everyday for food. i fucking never eat food from the store and am 100% self sufficent on chicken eggs i raised my motherfucking self and all the plant foods you could motherfucking image!!!! my breakfast consists of 4 eggs fresh from the chickens ass cooked slowly on low heat with cordyceps mushroom infused coconut oil with 2-3 cloves of garlick finely minced to be added just prior to egg flip, followed by 2 LARGE sprouted grain bread slices i MADE MY MOTHERFUCING SELF and 5-6 lARGE fucking pancakes. this sustains me till 2 o fucking clock. you eat your trash and you have to eat again at noon and what you should eat is a dick you bitchass NIGGER

Canadian bacon is just a slice of ham its nothing special and why is nobody in this thread talking about biscuits and gravy

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>egg flip

No-no newfriend you don't flip eggs, you will ruin the yolk if you overheat it

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Because adding gravy to a scone is a travesty.

wrong retard, if the heat is low enough you get a perfectly white micro less than a millimetere layer on top of your yolk. i also forgot to add that before i put the bread on top of the eggs, i put atleast 4 tablespoons of hemp seed on each egg, and then with a sillicone spatula scrape the remaining oil onto my bread toast. 2 cordyceps mushrooms on each tost for garnish. unflipped eggs whites have the consistency of jizz boogers with a hint of salmonella

>t: never tasted it

>unflipped eggs whites have the consistency of jizz boogers

They are fried eggs splash the oil over the top then drain to remove excess oil, you don't need to make it space-age with micrometre skins or hippy it up with hemp.

Just cook the eggs normally.

Get out of the UK and go back to Syria, faggot.

How is owning land giving a piece of yourself away? It actually makes you whole.

Oh that's right, you need to spend your day jerking off and watching anime and starting a "socialist revolution" online, you don't have time to care for a home.

If you want to add gravy to baked goods then you want a Yorkshire pudding not a fking scone.

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Nah youre retarded

It's actually really tasty. Please do try it some time. Add some hot sauce, too.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=aryyAhYJc5w&t=0

Yes

Breakfast of champions.

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holy shit beans!

>t:never had biscuits and gravy

Meat, eggs, and butter? Fucking gross. You're just asking for heart disease lmao

You need reading comprehension skills

Those are cookies

The butter is for the toast, and honestly it should be on a seperate plate.

That is the gayest shit ive ever seen

Savories, tea sandwiches, scones with jam and cream

Why do you guys have to make everything sound so lame

Meat is tasty. Take your dietary communism back to the gay clubs it belongs in.

It's an afternoon snack for fancy folk.

Why do you cover a scone which is a type of cake in gravy?

McDonald’s is ass but the breakfast is on point

Who puts gravy on a "scone" wtf are you even talking about?

Nobody puts gravy on cookies you idiot

Gays cannot get enough meat, giggity.

Biscuits and gravy is fucking amazing

Don't forget blood

I'll never understand why people think somalia is a libertarian state. Shitty education?

What's a cookie? Is that another of those pidgin words you non-english speakers use?

Too busy working while yall on tea break. World gotta spin.

Get on my breakfast level plebs

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And yet they're vastly overrepresented in the vegan cult.

Your breakfast is full of nonsense while he are working to support our family you eurotrash queer.

>libertarian state

Read it again, it is a parody.

Oh you're just trying to be funny by pretending not to understand that languages have dialects between regions and countries... cool, dude... really funny or whatever

Canadian bacon?
Holy fuck Americans are fucking hilarious.
I think you mean peameal bacon you fucking half wit

Your breakfast is gay and you should feel gay. This is a real man's breakfast. Eaten as shown.

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That's scones, not biscuits.

Learn to bake.

Chekt

Holy shit.. Checked with TRUTH!

I know it is. I wasn't really responding to the comic.

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This thing you are doing isn't original or amusing

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3-2-1... 3 cigarettes... 2 espressos... 1 baquette

No mushrooms? No tomatoes? Looks like you know fuck all about a proper breakfast mate.

Fuck I was so close

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Beans aren't a breakfast food you silly

I think you mean fagette

What nigger eats fish for breakfast?

Well played user

It has kept the thread alive for a few hours, and it genuinely does bug me that as English speakers you cannot use the correct words.

It is infuriating, Makes me (UK) want to burn down the Whitehouse again.

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Rashers suck, baked beans blow, sausage scraps and toast with a sunny side up egg, how awe inspiring

Dubs speak troof

Well fuck, I guess raw and thick steak with Jack Daniel's is the superior breakfast.

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You are aware that dialects exist right? Jesus, learning Arabic would give you a stroke.

... good one...

Looks good, don’t get the Europeans upset because they don’t have the ability to indulge in ridiculous food on occasion.Im sure their governments would ban that delicious monstrosity in a second

Jesus has no pull on anyone learning how to speak like a tool.

You call erbs, herbs... Fuck off eurotrash

our breakfast is fine it’s just the most unhealthy shit ever

Anyone who thinks the average person eats a novelty meal like that regularly should abort themselves.. better late than never

and that went well how?

Are you craving human interaction this bad that you play dumb to get (you)s? Thats sad dude

I would cook for you and build a restaurant but other Mexicans follow me and you allow niggers and Americans into your lives.

were so great because we can nuke the fuck out of your tiny little Island whenever we please

Why do you hate fun?

We were having an internet argument over the correct definition of pastry, bread, cakes, biscuits and other baked goods.

None of which should ever encounter gravy.

>northern pike
Why? Catch better eating fish

I get my bacon, along with most of my meat and dairy, from an Amish farm and butcher. It has no curing agents or additives, is smoked, and dry aged. In fact, I normally eat a similar breakfast to what is pictured except for the blood sausage and I’m not particularly fond of beans. You shouldn’t assume all people living in a place you’ve never been are like the caricature you’ve created in your mind based on your meaningless interactions on the internet. It makes you look like a huge douche.

...

I was going to shit on you for your Choice of liquor but I cant argue with those digits

I meant to link the other user who replied to the post to which I replied

It's still alive, so good.

we can make that lol but Americans realize that a good breakfast only had beans in the burrito

No I crave your Dookie logs to get clogged

best post

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Dat ass is creative. Wonder what it taste like.

Dude biscuits and gravy! Get in mah bellay!

Well. That settles this shit. Quints for the win.

you invaded half the world for spices and decided to not use a single fucking one. go enjoy your bland ass food and make sure to get a permit for that butterknife.

>Have fun with your horse meat and immigrant cock.

i have not stopped laughing for 5 mins
thanks for the laughs

the single dumbest thing i think i have ever read here

>I dont eat meat.

not human

Me

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whoa we have a bad ass

>Make a decent breakfast

Fuck off ya English poof

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Weird even for this place

Name a better tasting fish. Hint: you cant.

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>you invaded half the world for spices and decided to not use a single fucking one

This goy is a good goy.

i really doubt it, sure some fat motherfuckers have no self control but most of us are normal people who don't eat fried and unhealthy foods regularly. But goddamn on the weekends I will indulge because i aint living forever

Eat a dick you bland, boiled food eating, faggot.

Huevos Rancheros is god tier breakfast

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looks like a BBQ cheeseburger with onion rings, bacon, and mozzarella sticks. definitely not something u would eat all the time but it looks fucking good

All I'm seeing from this thread is that an American breakfast is basically the same as a British one but with extra cake

Kys

>rainbow trout, brown trout, lake trout, brook trout, steelhead, yellow perch, whitefish, walleye, saugeye, atlantic salmon, chinook salmon, coho salmon, pink salmon, bluegill, catfish
I could go on, northerns aren't bad but eating them is stupid when you have better options. Unless they are overpopulated where you fish

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Oh fuck off, there's no "standard European". We don't eat that sort of garbage here for breakfast and neather do most Europeans.
t. Finland

Why would I want to eat baked beans in the morning

Why are Finland posters always better than Brits?
Does Finland have a better education system? And I don't mean in general, I already know that, but for simple things, like cognitive thinking and not shit posting online and such?

Anytime someone says "Europe" and posts like a goddamn retard, it's usually a Brit talking out his ass about shit no one cares about.

Kind of, American breakfast will have more carbs like bagels and hash browns. A typical American breakfast will have eggs, sausage, bacon(sliced pork belly) hash browns (stringed potatoes) and toast. Pancakes, French toast and other sweets can be involved to but it varies. Our breakfast traditions are just a mix of European ones especially, English, Dutch French and german.

What about Orange Roughy?
The endangered part makes them taste even better!

Post stereotypical Finnish breakfast please

I mean we know that. We're just talking shit back because it's fun.

America vs England is just a Son vs Dad thing.

Doesn't mean anything.

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More like Son vs Senile Hospice Care Patient

I do believe this is the greatest american invention since the space shuttle and Surge.

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They're endangered now?

Also Minnesota or Michigan?

Damn make that a cigar and I'm moving to fucking Finland.

Breakfast of champions

Technically they're "at risk" but the wild stock of them is no longer sufficient to replace what is being taken. They take like 20 fucking years to respawn a single school of what we can catch in an afternoon. Lazy ass fish, should know to fuck more if they taste so good.

It's more like Eggs on Blackbread toast and two pancakes with berries
>AND A FUCKTON OF BUTTER FOR IT ALL TO SWIM AROUND IN.

Indeed they are overpopulated and have destroyed the bass fisheries

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How do you make the chopped hashbrowsn like this?

Well damn, that's what I make my kid on Saturdays. And none of that margarine shit.

MI

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Such a small amount of bacon you on a diet?

Imagine the amount of sodium within that slop.

Breakfast is suppose to be light..

What's an orange roughy?

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Deep water pacific fish.

lmgtfy.com/?q=Image: Orange Roughy&t=i

That's what they usually look like in Pennsylvania Dutch country.
My guess is they just use a cuber like this instead of a shredder.

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you win today

Biscuits and gravy with some sausage patties, those potato cubes, and orange juice is fucking great

A few milleania of living in a boreal wasteland, fighting for your life against nature and invaders... It puts things into perspective. Some say we're like anti-social Japanese; usually polite and smart and tend to enjoy being left alone to live in peace but oh boy do we get tired of other people's bullshit really fast.

Eh, it's usually just rye bread and/or porridge. Just google "ruisleipä" and "puuro". And lot's of coffee. I don't drink it but Finns somehow consume most coffee in the world, 9.6 kg per person a year. For comparison in the USA that's 3.1 kg per person.

Then say you're English and don't drag the rest of us with you.

You joke but my friend eats a dozen eggs each morning and he's still a skinny fucker because he works out all the time

shut up kike
no more borther wars
Europeans and Americans same

If you have time to cook a fried breakfast it's a pleasure thing so why wouldn't you?

>Biscuits

You mean scones, that is wrong.

>potato cubes

Why? Just why?

It's probably because eggs have very few carbs. So the protein and fat aren't stored as fat. Pancakes, cereal, and muffins all add a donut to your waistline.

The irony of eating to many eggs means you're actually increasing your metabolism. And then giving you an efficient energy source to burn when working out. (The glucose left over in your muscles)

What a lot of the Keto Diet stuff based their info on originally.

>It's more like Eggs on Blackbread toast and two pancakes with berries
No one here eats pancakes for breakfast and no one especially eats pancakes with butter ever. Also
>Blackbread
No one here calls rye bread that.

why even try to assume we are all the same? oh wait, you're a faggot. makes sense. I eat food for breakfast nigga, why the fuck does it matter what I eat? what you are doing is like talking down on someone for passing gas or taking a shit. doesn't matter at all how you do it, or what is involved in the action of doing it. we're all human, some of us deserve to die - some of us don't. fuck you for thinking one countries food is "better" than another countries food. just fuck you. kek.
>hurr durr muh Cred Forums post

...

"I eat beans for breakfast"

-Retards

I'm beginning to think you bongs don't know what pudding is

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Don't lump me in with Brits please.
My family helped build this country before Britfags fucked it up and started inter-trade wars with the natives, french, colonials, germans, and "indentured servants of color" plus just about anyone else they could fuck over to help pay for their boats.

finns r lame and their women r gross

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As usual britbongs btfo eternally

stop arguing about food and help hurt (((youtube)))

>Blackbread
I thought he meant Pumpernickel.
>No one eats Pancakes
I see you started with the troll response.

Fuck off faggot

t. has never had real biscuits and gravy
I'm not referring to scones because they are different from a southern biscuit, namely scones have egg making them not flakey

If your breakfast isnt coffee and smokes, you're doing it wrong.

>Pumpernickel
That's German thing.
>I see you started with the troll response.
Right...

>destroyed the bass fisheries
I'd rather have like then bass

I thought it looked like MI, I miss pike fishing in MI. Fucking job market

White people, eat pancakes with butter and berries. That's how it's done. Every fucking weekend.

I'm sorry your culture has yet to graduate above gushers, fruity pebbles, and Kool-Aid for breakfast.

Pudding is something you eat after dinner, it is not a breakfast food.

Breakfast pie is wrong.

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Scones are different from American biscuits which is probably why you have so much trouble understanding how great a flakey biscuit covered in sausage gravy is
and the fried potato cubes have a nice salty crunch like a thick French fry

Looks like something my dog puked up.

Maybe in the US but not here.

>White people, eat pancakes with butter and berries. That's how it's done. Every fucking weekend.

No.

Stop eating pancakes so much, they were an indulgence before lent to use use up all the rich food.

You are basically eating Christmas cake every weekend, no wonder Americans are so fat.

So you have fries and gravy 3 times a day?

It's cool, I balance it out with a dozen eggs and an avocado.

>You are basically eating Christmas cake every weekend
Heh, doesn't know about daily school breakfast here.

Britfag never had a proper breakfast burrito

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Yeah, because it means cigarette, right?

First of all, most American breakfasts are not as hearty as any English breakfast. Not exactly proper but still nice on a Sunday morning. American here. And we're not all rich.

And I've seen bigger

LOL. Biscuits and gravy is bomb, but it photographs like diarrhea. Nobody's going to be jealous of that bullshit.

yeah right, that's way too much meat for a europoor gg/EAH3cvs

Fag means cigarette, faggot can mean a bundle of wood used to fuel a fire or a dumpling like food served with gravy.

Just be sure which of the three types of faggot you want to burn because one is better cooked not burned.

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Newfag

heart attack incoming

Proper European here (read=not UK).
That’s a nasty fucking breakfast you got there OP

Just for the record, most European eat bacon same as Americans - just the Brits are queer about it

You should really replace the wheat bread. That’s just empty calories

Is that fucking Mayo?!?

>be me 6 hours ago
>hate a country so much make a post about food items
>be so angry at the existence of USA think about them 24/7 and ways to complain about them
>always thinking abouy USA
>follow their news
>follow their culture
>watch their entertainment
FUCK YOU AMERICANS I HATE YOU

No, only breakfast and sometimes fries for lunch

>abouy

Have you considered not eating pancakes and fries for breakfast? And then not eating fries and ??? For lunch?

Perhaps just fruit or porridge if you need a hot and filling start, and then a sandwich for lunch?

Why not skip breakfast, our bodies actually run better if we don't weigh them down in the morning.

You’re a dumb faggot, brown gravy like in your picture doesn’t taste like white gravy that you’d use for breakfast.

That’s fucking retarded. Food doesn’t weigh you down unless you eat a giant feast. Eating is your body’s source of energy, how would it work better without it? It’s also hard as fuck to get the proper amount of calories in a healthy way if you skip breakfast.

Google biscuits and gravy with rattlesnake eggs. That's what we call spicy scotched eggs on biscuits with a creamy meat gravy with lots of sausage. We deconstructed your breakfast and skipped the beans.

This. I'll eat breakfast on the weekends when I have the time to relax but during work I will eat a small snack around 10 to keep up my blood sugar
Where did the "breakfast is the most important mall of the day" myth even come from

would eat but I want Jam and Coffee

would not eat

take away the pancakes and orange juice and give me coffee and ketchup

perfect if there was jam

take away the cake

take away the French Toast

Needs Jam and Coffee

Shredded Hashbrowns are the best

gross

maybe

once in a while

Who said anything about pancakes? I'm just having biscuits and gravy

Oml this

Breakfast companies

Fat ass faggots and corprate shills pushing junkfood on kids first thing in the morning.
I used to think it was true, until I realized, that I wasn't even hungry until lunch if I skipped breakfast.
Most people that eat breakfast get hungry at 10 and 11, and their productivity just drops the fuck off.

hey man.
your breakfasts look great.
no hate from the greatest country on earth.
I would not breakfast in Africa though.

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thisthisthis. i dont eat in the mornings. get all sleepy and tired if i do. drink a glass of water and im good to go

I usually spend that time you are eating having sex.

cooming in trap threads is hardly something u can call sex

No, I'm married. She's 11 years younger than I am

True

>chlorinated garbage
enjoy your coronavirus cousin.

>White gravy

You mean cum right?

>Biscuits

For the last times they are called scones, why can't you fucking Inbred, religious fanatic exile's speak English?

Oh that's right.

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They're sure queer

Someone from English calling Americans inbred is like the Japanese calling the Indians perverts

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I will have you know we were invaded multiple times and so are most certainly not Inbred, you though you like your cousin's too much.

>exiles
Still pretty salty about us telling you to fuck off, I see. Or legit don't know what the word exile means. Seems possible since you don't know what a biscuit is.