pig 3 ways with eggs, toast and beans from a can, so creative
Ryder Morgan
>feeding your children a notoriously unclean animals blood for breakfast
Julian Wood
Most US products are shit tier. I find a snack from the US in my local store (Germany) and it's just full of E-s, artificial flavors and flavor enhancers. Disgusting
Also: meat is murder
Matthew Jones
There's bacon in the OP. Eurobacon is more like Canadian bacon. It's alright - I prefer ours though.
Jacob Adams
As an Amerifat, my breakfast consists of >an organic banana >a few slices of canteloupe >two slices of wheat bread Come to find out, that's really all I need to start the day.
>artificial flavors and flavor enhancers yah thats good shit you dumb german
Justin Walker
I might pay someone for "all" that labor just for breakfast but my time is better spent on finer pursuits
Luke Gomez
blood pudding is for poor people
Luis Price
Have fun with your horse meat and immigrant cock. I sure do love a good longhorn ribeye with a baked potato. Must suck not being able to live off your own land faggot
Michael Scott
This isn't breakfast dude. This is a fucking heart attack
Josiah Butler
places to go and things to do nigga. better get your hog on quick before someone that doesnt look like you comes along and outlaws it because religion-and your doesnt matter.
Gabriel Murphy
>longhorn ribeye with a baked potato you eat this for breakfast?
you'd be surprised how good something like this might taste, its not like most normal people eat shit like this everyday keep eating ur daily kale salad you'll still die anyway
James Walker
Posting more American breakfasts because fuck bongs
I appreciate that you posted something from a national chain and not home cooked, very authentic
William Martinez
disc gg/P4nDpu
Matthew Kelly
Looks more like an Irish breakfast (blood pudding and beans are in the Irish breakfast but not the bong one I think).
It's like an inferior bong breakfast, just like Irish people are like inferior bongs.
Christopher Brown
Sure. Once in a blue moon but you know damn well most people eat this shit on the regular.
William Mitchell
>fuck the Brits >post breakfast with big sugary dessert is this bait or what
Asher Martinez
I don't take pictures of what I eat like some faggot. That being said, I make what I posted all the time, hash browns, eggs sausage and bacon. If I'm making for company I'll also make pancakes or french toast. Continental breakfasts are the norm here
Nathaniel Watson
>never had breakfast pie with morning coffee missing out to be honest
Jayden Watson
Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer has a heart attack? Ha...haha..heh
Ryan Fisher
What part of this reminds you of an Irish breakfast?
The beans and the blood pudding. Although I think the Irish put some sort of potato bread in it too. Idk dude, it's been fucking years since I was in Ireland or bongland.
Chase Foster
Are you talking about the image in the OP because you responded to a picture without beans or blood pudding
Jeremiah Nguyen
Scorpions should be on thin crust
Evan Turner
Aw shit - meant to respond to the OP but misfired like a faggot
All the food Americans post have too much fucking carbs. It's overkill to have pancakes AND hash browns, and there's no fucking veggies or fruit. No wonder were one of the fastest countries in the world.
Blake Rivera
As opposed to beans and toast? Also most times it's one or the other, but the option is normally available
David Morgan
It’s a great sandwich for sure
Ryder Young
From Ireland; you're all faggots and I will dip my toast in pig blood every day until I die. Suck my dick and stick your plastic rashers up your arse. God bless
Wow, so amazing. Did you think of this spread all by yourself? Truly inspiring. I mean eggs, with toast, and meat, wow.
Christian Anderson
I'm fairly sure neither the sausages or bacon are unless you go to a specialist, if nothing else most butchers wouldn't say the sacred words after slaughter.
So it's either veggie-psuedo meat or a restaurant that sources from specialist butchers?
Didn't I just say. >I'm fairly sure neither the sausages or bacon are unless you go to a specialist
Hell we have specialist import shops for Indian and polish food too, that's not what you would find in a greasy spoon or cafe as they say in burgerland.
Gabriel Price
And yes I know some of the pic say cafe but that's London, it's practically another country to the rest of the UK.
chlorinated bacon and beans for breakfast take your meds, I buy whole pork belly and slice it into bacon, and I live in the US. I eat fresh Mahi daily right out of the ocean, what do you get fresh? Eel and Cod thats farmed?
Camden Hall
Yes! Well said my brother, well said, and yeah T "make America great again" America have NEVER been great!!!
That's some nice scones you have there, do you want to come over for a cream tea?
Easton Cook
Try. Biscuit you dumb toothless niggerlover
Aiden Fisher
I rarely ever eat a traditional breakfast (usually the first thing I eat is either chicken or salad), but if I do, I don't eat bacon. It is pretty yummy though.
Jack Bell
That looks like shit
Lincoln Anderson
Esp when they put Bush's Baked Beans on the toast.
Blake Hall
Ya i either do a smoothie or on the weekends some papas con huevos with salsa and corn tortillas hits the spot
Evan Sanders
... what even is that? Def not a ribeye and a baked potato.
I would but there are few Muslims outside of the city's, I know like one half caste women and an assortment of various east Asians but that's it for local colour.
listen here you dumbass neolithic meanderthal fucktart ameoba! your breakfast is SHIT literall shit and ill have you know that every motherfucking mourning i make my own goddamned breakfast and its a billion times better than your ass fat bullshit from a fucking niggers lactating asshole! i fucking hate bacon and i never eat it. the majority of the usa produce is fucking trash gmo nonsense but i only eat what i grow my motherfucking self and in europe you would never have enough land to grow a single motherfucking turnip for youself. you go to the store everyday for food. i fucking never eat food from the store and am 100% self sufficent on chicken eggs i raised my motherfucking self and all the plant foods you could motherfucking image!!!! my breakfast consists of 4 eggs fresh from the chickens ass cooked slowly on low heat with cordyceps mushroom infused coconut oil with 2-3 cloves of garlick finely minced to be added just prior to egg flip, followed by 2 LARGE sprouted grain bread slices i MADE MY MOTHERFUCING SELF and 5-6 lARGE fucking pancakes. this sustains me till 2 o fucking clock. you eat your trash and you have to eat again at noon and what you should eat is a dick you bitchass NIGGER
Hunter Green
Canadian bacon is just a slice of ham its nothing special and why is nobody in this thread talking about biscuits and gravy
wrong retard, if the heat is low enough you get a perfectly white micro less than a millimetere layer on top of your yolk. i also forgot to add that before i put the bread on top of the eggs, i put atleast 4 tablespoons of hemp seed on each egg, and then with a sillicone spatula scrape the remaining oil onto my bread toast. 2 cordyceps mushrooms on each tost for garnish. unflipped eggs whites have the consistency of jizz boogers with a hint of salmonella
Evan Lopez
>t: never tasted it
Logan Butler
>unflipped eggs whites have the consistency of jizz boogers
They are fried eggs splash the oil over the top then drain to remove excess oil, you don't need to make it space-age with micrometre skins or hippy it up with hemp.
Just cook the eggs normally.
Jackson Brooks
Get out of the UK and go back to Syria, faggot.
Joshua Ross
How is owning land giving a piece of yourself away? It actually makes you whole.
Oh that's right, you need to spend your day jerking off and watching anime and starting a "socialist revolution" online, you don't have time to care for a home.
Robert Gonzalez
If you want to add gravy to baked goods then you want a Yorkshire pudding not a fking scone.
And yet they're vastly overrepresented in the vegan cult.
Zachary Lewis
Your breakfast is full of nonsense while he are working to support our family you eurotrash queer.
Aiden Ramirez
>libertarian state
Read it again, it is a parody.
Carson Price
Oh you're just trying to be funny by pretending not to understand that languages have dialects between regions and countries... cool, dude... really funny or whatever
Brandon Bell
Canadian bacon? Holy fuck Americans are fucking hilarious. I think you mean peameal bacon you fucking half wit
Bentley Hall
Your breakfast is gay and you should feel gay. This is a real man's breakfast. Eaten as shown.
You are aware that dialects exist right? Jesus, learning Arabic would give you a stroke.
Robert Long
... good one...
Camden Jones
Looks good, don’t get the Europeans upset because they don’t have the ability to indulge in ridiculous food on occasion.Im sure their governments would ban that delicious monstrosity in a second
Nolan Morales
Jesus has no pull on anyone learning how to speak like a tool.
Leo Ortiz
You call erbs, herbs... Fuck off eurotrash
Adam Stewart
our breakfast is fine it’s just the most unhealthy shit ever
Hunter Barnes
Anyone who thinks the average person eats a novelty meal like that regularly should abort themselves.. better late than never
Blake Powell
and that went well how?
Elijah Cooper
Are you craving human interaction this bad that you play dumb to get (you)s? Thats sad dude
Bentley White
I would cook for you and build a restaurant but other Mexicans follow me and you allow niggers and Americans into your lives.
Parker Morales
were so great because we can nuke the fuck out of your tiny little Island whenever we please
David White
Why do you hate fun?
We were having an internet argument over the correct definition of pastry, bread, cakes, biscuits and other baked goods.
None of which should ever encounter gravy.
Isaac Foster
>northern pike Why? Catch better eating fish
Adrian Jenkins
I get my bacon, along with most of my meat and dairy, from an Amish farm and butcher. It has no curing agents or additives, is smoked, and dry aged. In fact, I normally eat a similar breakfast to what is pictured except for the blood sausage and I’m not particularly fond of beans. You shouldn’t assume all people living in a place you’ve never been are like the caricature you’ve created in your mind based on your meaningless interactions on the internet. It makes you look like a huge douche.
Charles Ross
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Christopher Johnson
I was going to shit on you for your Choice of liquor but I cant argue with those digits
Jackson Perry
I meant to link the other user who replied to the post to which I replied
Ryan Foster
It's still alive, so good.
William Morris
we can make that lol but Americans realize that a good breakfast only had beans in the burrito
you invaded half the world for spices and decided to not use a single fucking one. go enjoy your bland ass food and make sure to get a permit for that butterknife.
Hudson Brooks
>Have fun with your horse meat and immigrant cock.
i have not stopped laughing for 5 mins thanks for the laughs
Christopher Sanchez
the single dumbest thing i think i have ever read here
>you invaded half the world for spices and decided to not use a single fucking one
This goy is a good goy.
Cooper Gutierrez
i really doubt it, sure some fat motherfuckers have no self control but most of us are normal people who don't eat fried and unhealthy foods regularly. But goddamn on the weekends I will indulge because i aint living forever
looks like a BBQ cheeseburger with onion rings, bacon, and mozzarella sticks. definitely not something u would eat all the time but it looks fucking good
Elijah Ross
All I'm seeing from this thread is that an American breakfast is basically the same as a British one but with extra cake
Parker Jones
Kys
Connor Lee
>rainbow trout, brown trout, lake trout, brook trout, steelhead, yellow perch, whitefish, walleye, saugeye, atlantic salmon, chinook salmon, coho salmon, pink salmon, bluegill, catfish I could go on, northerns aren't bad but eating them is stupid when you have better options. Unless they are overpopulated where you fish
Oh fuck off, there's no "standard European". We don't eat that sort of garbage here for breakfast and neather do most Europeans. t. Finland
Luis Hill
Why would I want to eat baked beans in the morning
Kevin Thomas
Why are Finland posters always better than Brits? Does Finland have a better education system? And I don't mean in general, I already know that, but for simple things, like cognitive thinking and not shit posting online and such?
Anytime someone says "Europe" and posts like a goddamn retard, it's usually a Brit talking out his ass about shit no one cares about.
James Green
Kind of, American breakfast will have more carbs like bagels and hash browns. A typical American breakfast will have eggs, sausage, bacon(sliced pork belly) hash browns (stringed potatoes) and toast. Pancakes, French toast and other sweets can be involved to but it varies. Our breakfast traditions are just a mix of European ones especially, English, Dutch French and german.
Aaron James
What about Orange Roughy? The endangered part makes them taste even better!
Noah Barnes
Post stereotypical Finnish breakfast please
Caleb Moore
I mean we know that. We're just talking shit back because it's fun.
Damn make that a cigar and I'm moving to fucking Finland.
Eli Gonzalez
Breakfast of champions
Luke Adams
Technically they're "at risk" but the wild stock of them is no longer sufficient to replace what is being taken. They take like 20 fucking years to respawn a single school of what we can catch in an afternoon. Lazy ass fish, should know to fuck more if they taste so good.
Colton Price
It's more like Eggs on Blackbread toast and two pancakes with berries >AND A FUCKTON OF BUTTER FOR IT ALL TO SWIM AROUND IN.
Robert Jenkins
Indeed they are overpopulated and have destroyed the bass fisheries
Biscuits and gravy with some sausage patties, those potato cubes, and orange juice is fucking great
Dylan Moore
A few milleania of living in a boreal wasteland, fighting for your life against nature and invaders... It puts things into perspective. Some say we're like anti-social Japanese; usually polite and smart and tend to enjoy being left alone to live in peace but oh boy do we get tired of other people's bullshit really fast.
Eh, it's usually just rye bread and/or porridge. Just google "ruisleipä" and "puuro". And lot's of coffee. I don't drink it but Finns somehow consume most coffee in the world, 9.6 kg per person a year. For comparison in the USA that's 3.1 kg per person.
Then say you're English and don't drag the rest of us with you.
Tyler Lewis
You joke but my friend eats a dozen eggs each morning and he's still a skinny fucker because he works out all the time
Ethan Foster
shut up kike no more borther wars Europeans and Americans same
Brandon Sanders
If you have time to cook a fried breakfast it's a pleasure thing so why wouldn't you?
Jordan Scott
>Biscuits
You mean scones, that is wrong.
>potato cubes
Why? Just why?
Jaxson King
It's probably because eggs have very few carbs. So the protein and fat aren't stored as fat. Pancakes, cereal, and muffins all add a donut to your waistline.
The irony of eating to many eggs means you're actually increasing your metabolism. And then giving you an efficient energy source to burn when working out. (The glucose left over in your muscles)
What a lot of the Keto Diet stuff based their info on originally.
Logan Torres
>It's more like Eggs on Blackbread toast and two pancakes with berries No one here eats pancakes for breakfast and no one especially eats pancakes with butter ever. Also >Blackbread No one here calls rye bread that.
Brayden Morales
why even try to assume we are all the same? oh wait, you're a faggot. makes sense. I eat food for breakfast nigga, why the fuck does it matter what I eat? what you are doing is like talking down on someone for passing gas or taking a shit. doesn't matter at all how you do it, or what is involved in the action of doing it. we're all human, some of us deserve to die - some of us don't. fuck you for thinking one countries food is "better" than another countries food. just fuck you. kek. >hurr durr muh Cred Forums post
Liam Martinez
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Michael Jackson
"I eat beans for breakfast"
-Retards
Brody Lee
I'm beginning to think you bongs don't know what pudding is
Don't lump me in with Brits please. My family helped build this country before Britfags fucked it up and started inter-trade wars with the natives, french, colonials, germans, and "indentured servants of color" plus just about anyone else they could fuck over to help pay for their boats.
stop arguing about food and help hurt (((youtube)))
Easton Bailey
>Blackbread I thought he meant Pumpernickel. >No one eats Pancakes I see you started with the troll response.
Dylan Nelson
Fuck off faggot
Colton Hill
t. has never had real biscuits and gravy I'm not referring to scones because they are different from a southern biscuit, namely scones have egg making them not flakey
Eli Russell
If your breakfast isnt coffee and smokes, you're doing it wrong.
Charles Martinez
>Pumpernickel That's German thing. >I see you started with the troll response. Right...
Hudson Price
>destroyed the bass fisheries I'd rather have like then bass
Nolan Hernandez
I thought it looked like MI, I miss pike fishing in MI. Fucking job market
Cameron Myers
White people, eat pancakes with butter and berries. That's how it's done. Every fucking weekend.
I'm sorry your culture has yet to graduate above gushers, fruity pebbles, and Kool-Aid for breakfast.
Adam Harris
Pudding is something you eat after dinner, it is not a breakfast food.
Scones are different from American biscuits which is probably why you have so much trouble understanding how great a flakey biscuit covered in sausage gravy is and the fried potato cubes have a nice salty crunch like a thick French fry
Jeremiah Lewis
Looks like something my dog puked up.
Jason Ortiz
Maybe in the US but not here.
Leo Walker
>White people, eat pancakes with butter and berries. That's how it's done. Every fucking weekend.
No.
Stop eating pancakes so much, they were an indulgence before lent to use use up all the rich food.
You are basically eating Christmas cake every weekend, no wonder Americans are so fat.
Adam Anderson
So you have fries and gravy 3 times a day?
Easton Evans
It's cool, I balance it out with a dozen eggs and an avocado.
>You are basically eating Christmas cake every weekend Heh, doesn't know about daily school breakfast here.
First of all, most American breakfasts are not as hearty as any English breakfast. Not exactly proper but still nice on a Sunday morning. American here. And we're not all rich.
Brody Powell
And I've seen bigger
Isaiah Brooks
LOL. Biscuits and gravy is bomb, but it photographs like diarrhea. Nobody's going to be jealous of that bullshit.
Isaac Murphy
yeah right, that's way too much meat for a europoor gg/EAH3cvs
Wyatt Cooper
Fag means cigarette, faggot can mean a bundle of wood used to fuel a fire or a dumpling like food served with gravy.
Just be sure which of the three types of faggot you want to burn because one is better cooked not burned.
Proper European here (read=not UK). That’s a nasty fucking breakfast you got there OP
Ryan Mitchell
Just for the record, most European eat bacon same as Americans - just the Brits are queer about it
Carson Roberts
You should really replace the wheat bread. That’s just empty calories
Chase Morales
Is that fucking Mayo?!?
Jacob James
>be me 6 hours ago >hate a country so much make a post about food items >be so angry at the existence of USA think about them 24/7 and ways to complain about them >always thinking abouy USA >follow their news >follow their culture >watch their entertainment FUCK YOU AMERICANS I HATE YOU
Adrian Ross
No, only breakfast and sometimes fries for lunch
Ethan Gonzalez
>abouy
Ethan Baker
Have you considered not eating pancakes and fries for breakfast? And then not eating fries and ??? For lunch?
Perhaps just fruit or porridge if you need a hot and filling start, and then a sandwich for lunch?
Tyler Carter
Why not skip breakfast, our bodies actually run better if we don't weigh them down in the morning.
Nathaniel James
You’re a dumb faggot, brown gravy like in your picture doesn’t taste like white gravy that you’d use for breakfast.
Jacob Reed
That’s fucking retarded. Food doesn’t weigh you down unless you eat a giant feast. Eating is your body’s source of energy, how would it work better without it? It’s also hard as fuck to get the proper amount of calories in a healthy way if you skip breakfast.
Carson Nelson
Google biscuits and gravy with rattlesnake eggs. That's what we call spicy scotched eggs on biscuits with a creamy meat gravy with lots of sausage. We deconstructed your breakfast and skipped the beans.
Caleb Robinson
This. I'll eat breakfast on the weekends when I have the time to relax but during work I will eat a small snack around 10 to keep up my blood sugar Where did the "breakfast is the most important mall of the day" myth even come from
Angel Parker
would eat but I want Jam and Coffee
would not eat
take away the pancakes and orange juice and give me coffee and ketchup
perfect if there was jam
take away the cake
take away the French Toast
Needs Jam and Coffee
Shredded Hashbrowns are the best
gross
maybe
once in a while
John Wood
Who said anything about pancakes? I'm just having biscuits and gravy
Owen Davis
Oml this
Adrian Peterson
Breakfast companies
Christian Perry
Fat ass faggots and corprate shills pushing junkfood on kids first thing in the morning. I used to think it was true, until I realized, that I wasn't even hungry until lunch if I skipped breakfast. Most people that eat breakfast get hungry at 10 and 11, and their productivity just drops the fuck off.
Owen Cook
hey man. your breakfasts look great. no hate from the greatest country on earth. I would not breakfast in Africa though.
I will have you know we were invaded multiple times and so are most certainly not Inbred, you though you like your cousin's too much.
Landon Lewis
>exiles Still pretty salty about us telling you to fuck off, I see. Or legit don't know what the word exile means. Seems possible since you don't know what a biscuit is.