This fucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.

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What efforts have you done recently to get laid?

you need to make some serious changes in your life

Mainly online dating bullshit and Tinder. Got drunk a few times and tried to chat up girls but that didn't work.

Like what?

cmon

29 year old hugless kissless handholdless virgin REPORTING IN

almost there buds

Wizardry is awaiting you my friend. Soon, you will throw fireballs at peasants.

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cmon

How can getting laid be so hard for some of you? Get a fat slam pig and stop being so picky. XD

At least during my teens and 20s, there weren't that many fat pigs around. Especially when you go to clubs or bars.

Who cares about your teen years we are talking about here and now faggot

Where do I even find fat people? Even online dating is pretty enriched in normal weight people?

You like to over complicate things, just hire a hooker. You clearly are autistic or something you can find damaged goods easily. What a waste of space. X3

27 year old virgin here

I am pretty autistic.

What's the issue?
Ugly?
Retarded?
Mental health issues?

Why can't you get a girl?

Listen to me you fucking dull domed zilch. I am 38 years old, I have a micro penis, I have B cup titties from taking antipsychotic drugs, and Epstein was murdered.

I'm a shy, awkward person, with only average looks.

Truth

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