Any good Kobe jokes?

Any good Kobe jokes?

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What happened to Mr Bryant after his helicopter crashed?


He became kobe beef.

Kobe retired, but he wasn't over the hill

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you thinking your gonna get any attention

If Michael was “air” Jordan,
Would he be “crash” Kobe
Or perhaps “ground” Bryant ?

Q: What were Kobe's last words?

A: "What happens if I press this little button right here?"

This isn't a joke. This is a snowflake rant.

you thinking youre intelligent
>look at me im a newfag waaaawaaa

You obviously don't know who ari shaffir is

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Kobe Bryant?
You mean dead nigger14886000000?

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And its late daughter, dead nigger 14886000001

He’s a standup and a huge fucking snowflake.

dead monkey 14469420

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Truly an inspiration

i dont get it

Kobe finally passed

Lol. " At least he passed now"
Badabumshhhhh

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lol

Ayyy lmoa

Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes

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How much money does it take to get a pilot to fly in unsafe conditions?


Not enough.

the only joke you need to know is that a rapist and serial adulterer is being celebrated as a hero because he could throw balls into a hoop really well.

Yeah dude sounds like a major pussy loll

nice tits

He's an edgy troll? Didn't he spike his friend's drink or something

and pulls out his dick in front of unsuspecting female comedians

ari is a creep

Guess who I ran into today? Not Kobe!

that was like a level 1 joke you goblin

Kobe Burnt?

This is one of the nicest pics that I've ever seen.

Sheeeee....Nigga dindu nuffin.

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Why is this guy casting stones then? at first when I saw his reaction I thought he might have known the female victim, or that Kobe had raped him too.

Boooooo Jews

Go Lakers!

He shits on celebrities the day after they die just to get his name talked about.

Literally the lowest of the low form of comedy. A total uncreative hack.

>Why is this guy casting stones then?
Maybe because he didn't rape anyone

no he only drugged people and sexually assaulted women and brags about it

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kobe

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Still not a nigger that rapes white women

A true los angeles NIGGER

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rip hero helicopter may you fly into the heavens

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“Beats Africa dogg!”

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Easy kek.

“You got General Insurance on that chopper?”

Total IQ in the two rooms? About equal.

Thanks JIDF, can you fuck off to your BBC/Trap/kike threads now please

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IQ is not something that you can addition idiot

Underrated post

I guess that pilot was a failed chef. He just had to burn the Kobe one more time.

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“We still comparing our dicks later?”

my sides

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I thought you Cred Forumsshits hated trump for being pro israel

“Oh you silly negros! Just do what we say.” ~Jews

You shouldn't think so much, people might catch on that ash kek nazis aren't actually that clever

more like for the abuse of power and obstruction, or cause he's an unqualified liar, or cause he represents the dumbest 40% of the country

the first time a black man actually took his daughter with him

rent free

can too
a few bright people >> many idiots

have you seen/listened to trump speak recently?
his tertiary syphilis is acting up and affecting his speech patterns; he no longer shows balance control. brain damage due to dirty sexual contact, just like his MAGAt followers.

Go back to watching FOX

Best I got.

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I don't watch Fox, I'm in France and don't have access to the channel moron

idk but they giving away free jerseys around Staples Center

What's the mast thing that went through Kobe's mind before the chopper crashed? The rotor blades.