How can I summon a demon?

How can I summon a demon?

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stop being so smoll n cute :3 (im joking please ask me out on a date i am NOT monogomousxx)

(openlyxx)

???

if this is anyone other then smoll ur a schizophrenic whore

I have no fukken idea what your talkin about user

to smoll: i love you forever if u ever need nething i pray uve got some soc media contact of mine, just open n tell me u need some help u can stay at mine no sex or nething head to toe if u want xx u wont ever need it tho but if u want it its there xxxxxxx

/x/

post cp on here and the demons will be at your door shortly.

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Did you call? I'm right here. Right now.

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The easiest way is to become one.

I'm waiting.

You interest me

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Don't summon me without cause. I will hate you.

I wish I could say the same.

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I'm waiting.

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Negative energy and emotions. They feed on it.

Drink a bunch of coffee and deprive yourself of sleep. Then after getting a big caffeine dependency drop it cold turkey and try to oversleep. The sleep paralysis you might cause will be as close to summoning a demon you'll ever get.

There are much easier ways to induce sleep paralysis. I had it almost every day for years, sometimes multiple times a day. To some degree it's uncontrollable, but the most important thing is that it's most likely when sleeping on your back.

I'm finding you now.

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>Sharpie in pooper
>Take picture
>Send to your parents
>???
>Profit


Trust me, I'm a professional.