It’s my birthday, choose my death. Knives are cool, no access to guns. Quads rule, no genital mutilation...

Op here, always my favorite answer and “ this guy gets it” but I’m a pussy so I need something fast and drunk

Don't forget to eat raw popcorn if you get cremated srsly tho just don't.

more bees

Idk bro get help. Or just die bravely and go out and theft some bank or car. If u get jail u kill urself

This is the first thing that’s made me smile I’m awhile lol also Cred Forums I will deliver if you start sucking less /reDicks

death by snoo snoo

That’s not brave. That’s just being a criminal faggot

hang yourself over the middle of the lake
then if someone cuts you down you'll still drown

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Literally did and survived all of that in that order. Finally off probation. I still have 4 shots left and a beer

You retards need to stop making me smile first kek

Im in Ohio it’s frozen. Insert better more icy ideas

Op, after you finish your shots, shotgun your beer and than break that container to slash your wrist. Remember though, longways for results, sideways for attention

bees nigger

Op here, maybe it’s my disregard for everything else but you guys are funny for once. How bout some ideas tho, my family is very proper, they’ll be butthurt over finding out I did it over /b / kek

nope reroll for death by snoo snoo

I’m covered in sporadic throat and stomach slashes from years ago. I’m manic and am not going to go out so simple especially because you’re faggotass didn’t get quads

Develop a peanut allergy and eat peanut butter.

It's my birthday also user. Don't do it bro. Not worth, have some drinks and pass out. Wake up and change your life instead of ending it.

dinosaur stomp

Beers done, two faggot drinks left

Sorry drunk and forgot pic. Still no good ideas? I want peace and chaos, collected

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Dude collect old Pokémon card sets or something instead

Can’t man. More pussy falls into my lap every year and that was the only thing that made me happy. But I’ll be damned if blood doesn’t too. Something bloody but doable. Something streamable

Collect quads, I appreciate, but am not looking for a survivable hobby. I’m I diagnosed psychopath and this is the first time I’ve said that aloud

Elaborate

What if I get quads and I choose living?

Go to sleep!

This is literally my night lol. This used to be the site to do this. Op will deliver.

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Quads rule. But an act of kindness further would just be a fun way out. Nap time doesn’t do it anymore man. You know that

omg, you're so handsome and you want to kill yourself?

Nope. You wish you were so you wouldn’t have to feel anything.

Acid check passed. Op here ;)

Still no quads tho dersh

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Fuck off op do some stupid shit like set something on fire but dint kys its a pussy move

Still waiting faggots. Here’s the throat trauma scar

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Come again?

Literally only death I fear. It would feel too much like what I deserve lol... still got some lifetimes to go for that

Best I can do is 3

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Judging by the ohio license, birthdate and picture I know who you are

That scar is from a tracheostomy. Not from a suicide attempt. You have histrionic personality disorder. Not anti-social (psychopathy).

Bout to start dropping ex slam pieces nudes just for fun until you guys get quads

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Won’t matter after tn lol. But nice dubs

Lol no. Kik I’ll show you full medfiles.

I remember when Cred Forums was worth a shit. Im gonna take my two shots now

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So cut your own throat managing to avoid literally every major vessel in the neck and expect anons to believe that. Hate to break it to you, but as far as having your throat cut, that’s probably the safest place it could have happened.

Literally surgeon day words minus user. Again, Kik? I have one working vocal cord and only have the sa,e voice because vocal cords work like this:
Make a peace sign
Close the two finger together.
Only one works now
Close one all the way over to the other.
Voice.
Too drunk for green text so in b4 that

Op here and been here. You are an actual shame to what Cred Forums was. Thanks for making this thread more unbearable than my life. And if I roll duns on this you have to all kys.

Dubs* and checkem

Instead of killing ypurself go oht and livestream yourself doing something stupid and entertaining for us youll feel less worthless and ill get some actual entertainment

I rock with this actually

Either from a surgery or self-inflicted is beside the point. It’s obviously that this is attention seeking behavior. Some advice user: finish your drinks and get some sleep. Find something you enjoy and put your mind to it. Accomplish something worthy of the attention you desperately seek instead of trying to obtain it in on b/ where you will be forgotten about within the next hour or two.

Carbon monoxide. Painless.

Op here and thank you for the redpill. Goodnight friend

Something heavy and drown yourself in the lake. Oh and livestream it

The lake doesn’t even come to my knees lol

Based. OP is a fag as always

No fuck you faggot open up YouTube and go live and do some hoodrat shit!!!

Quads are still in play boys

I’m sill here you faggot I’m just giving Holmes the reply he wanted after that well typed out faggotry

Ok cool so about that live stream! Go walk around drunk and be rude to strangers and piss in public and fight inanimate objects

That doesnt matter dude you can drown in like an inch of water if your faces kept in it

So close

Fair. Would prefer to not get halfway there and come out with a cold though lol I need finishers user
>in b4 your mom

I live in the sticks of Ohio. Doing that, what you said, got me in trouble my whole adult life kek

Triple sevens I’ll samurai my gut

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Have any diabetic friends? My friend whos an EMT told me about his preferred suicide method should it ever come to it is injecting 100ccs of insulin into his ass cheek apparently theres like no chance in stopping it once you do it and you just drift off to sleep and dont wake up

You'll die because of old age

...

slice open your abdomen and throw guts out in front of you. continue to drink

Death by old-age. Do it faggot! You won’t you’re way scared. So scared in fact you would rather Die in any other way

Op will deliver. Lol lemme drink more first. I’ve stabbed my gut before, but the drag idk if I can do, not on drugs. But, fuck.

True lol unfortunately the numbers weren’t there user. 7s spoke twice

op don’t kill your self

have you tried attaining information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

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Nope. If you thought that was the reply I wanted you are wrong. TBH I really don’t care what you do. You don’t mean anything to me. Just like you don’t mean anything to anyone else in here. If you want to kys for 15 min of attention and appease the fake edgy fags in this thread then go ahead and do it. No one here will miss you or care. And honestly the human gene pool would probably be better off without you in it. I was simply offering you an alternative and a way to live your life with meaning.... Follow along both creases of your groin and slice deeply with a razor blade. ROLL

Final cig and last two shots

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Tldr

Do this one do this one!

Man of quality knows the sacred words of papa franku

op here. weak, try again faggot

How is that weak? That’s actually extremely effective.

I want you to get on the roof of your house or apartment and swan dive head first into the concrete on live stream btw

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This is how I killed myself on tomb raider growing up but into Doberman kek I truly wish you rolled quads friend

death by one million hugs

>all components
you mean the two components that are both available as cleaning supplies in nearly every supermarket?
you know you just need an acid, so you can use bleach and vinegar.

next time don't lie about why you're not doing it you pussy

Not baiting. Doing that will sever both femoral arteries. Unconsciousness will occur around 30 sec, with death in usually between 1-2 min.

Not baiting, but definitely angry.

imagine thinking that was actually op, what a fag you truly are

Also
>replying to bait and directly referring to bait
>you took bait
>madfag

Kek. Why would I be angry?

We can abandon your silly thread rules and just go for it ya know user!!! Come on itd be fun you’d probably have the sensation of flying before your head splatters everywhere

Anyone who takes the time to reply and say they arent angry is definitely angry

>more pics of ex before you die
>quads get

I think about suicide a lot but I feel like I only get one chance at it, so, I'm hesitant about doing it. I'm not afraid to die and I have really bad depression. I'm on 4 psychiatric meds and my life is pretty shitty but I don't want to go out on a moments notice. I want it to be epic when I feel the time is right, I WILL NOT go gentle into that goodnight. my point, you get one shot at this so make it epic but I have yet to find out the method that will leave people in awe

Are you trying to green-text-jedi-mindfuck me?! FUCK YOU!! I’m not mad! YOU are!!

Fat seethe as hard as you want but aim for quads faggots lol.

nice! you made her sleep on the floor when you were done with her? based

Yessir that I can add to the deal

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Dude dont do that, your life matter

8888

Seethe more

Shut up faggot
Nice penis user shame its gonna be dead soon

quads are coming up boys. everyone start posting

Can i use your cock to catfish tinder girls when you’re dead op?

Wow. This shook me. It’s time for me to finally come out.. i’m angry.... There I said it. I’m angry and I’m PROUD.

Swan dive head first off your roof into the concrete below!!

More time stamps for you faggots. Sipping slow and still saving that last smoke for those unholy quads

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I not mad...? I don't care even if op had killed her when he fucked her, in fact, I would rather he did and posts the pictures. she's nothing to me

>Swan dive head first off your roof into the concrete below!!
But do it on stream!

Yes. Got so,e mean cum vids too. Honestly I’ll dump my whole pic and screenshot text wall of shame before I go

shut up you, edgy teen, fuck someone, jerk off, stop with this suicide shit

so fucking close. I'm out, no fun left to be had
rot in hell op

Imagine almost wasting quads on this. Kys

Edgy
Drink gasoline and swallow a lit match

Kek. Peace brother

Lay face first in a busy roadway at night wearing all black

That’s the first idea that I may do even if we don’t hit quads. But only if burn victim retards weren’t a thing. In a perfect world user

I highway surfed tonight for the first time. Made me think of this idea..

don't throw your fucking life away, look for help, talk to some friends, but don't do it

Idk man seems pretty painful either way i think you should kick it old school and make toast in the bathtub

He is talking to friends you retard what do you think of us as

The fact that I can’t immediately disagree makes me most agree user

Fuck this is wholesome. Appreciate you user

death by snu snu

Don't op. Keep on living

Random faggots that call me a nigger?

a bunch of mentally ill people who should also seek help, you fucking bastard

Well are you a nigger?

Kek. I wish. But honestly it doesn’t matter. Quads or no quads. OP will wake up tomorrow still desperate for the attention mommy and daddy never gave him. And you will still wake up pretending your not a sissy faggot who is addicted to watching hentai fury porn.

OP, go to therapy, psychologist, use drugs but don't do it, your life will get better, I promise

No it wont. do a swan dive off your roof instead!!!

Op here. U mad. Oh and still no quads, faggot. No threshold for chaos theory I see, faggot

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Don’t kill yourself

Lake is frozen? Break up 2 spots on either end and swim through it. If you make it congrats. Come back here for another idea. If not well...

Why so many gay faggots here tonight

Nope. It’s a hive mind of anons pretending to be hardcore/edgy to make up for their own over abundance of extreme emotional empathy. Half of which still kiss their parents goodnight before going to sleep.

OP, drink a glass of water and get some sleep, when you wake up you will realize how fucked up this idea is

Kekd

(Seething increases) op here btw, bitch :)

Noooo dont die! There is so much to live for! Like Smoking weed.

Set yourself on fire and jump off some place high while attempting to drink bleach out the bottle .

It’s true, they’re only here to seek the validation they never got in their train wreck childhoods. Then it’s off to discord to be an absolute stain on the earth with the rest of their sweaty neck bearded fucks.

Hahaha ur life sucks faggot :)

post some fresh blood if your committed to this

I agree, as op. But you all miss the point. When the moment arises, out of pure chaos throaty. Quoads would kill. But they didn’t. So I appreciate both sides of the retarded yin and yang that is Cred Forums

Chaos theory? Kek! Do you even hear yourself.

Honestly you fags made me happy

Pls hurry up and do it op my tendies are getting cold

(Full seethe)

Please OP, dont do it, what happened to you to get to this point?

also, the word is “roll” you whiney fat ball of angst.

you don't have a microwave or a toaster oven? are you stealing wifi from your neighbors? broke bitch, you don't deserve to watch a suicide

Whats your last wish depressed OP?

Does op have a car?

Why are you pretending to care

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So now your pretending to be Harvey Dent? Fucking KEK! Look b/ro, just admit all you really want is attention. Perfectly normal human need/want. It’s ok to stop pretending and just go to sleep. No one is going to blame you. Haters will say OP is a fag/never delivers.

OP is a failure.. So i doubt

Dude, i care, we can talk on kik, maybe i can help you

Its also ok to just do it op remember you hold all the power

I dont care. Also quads.

probably a miata convertible. the gays love those

Die old. get

Quads.

No

Because you won't.
/thread
Sage

Travel to Wuhan and wait for a month. Die slowly and painfully and surrounded by chinks.

Happy birthday user

Rolling for die old

>winrar.

Pity Wuhan is on lockdown and you can't fly in.

I’m seething so hard right now.. seething hard for you.. user.

Holy almost quads

Winrar. Death by coronavirus/bat soup!

Tldr

Based quads

Deliver op

This logic gets more wins. Cheers. Thread back on

Time to deliver OP can you even afford the plane ticket you fucking failure?

this would be good. contract coronavirus then travel all around the middle east and Europe spreading it

Dont we get more exgf nudes now

Checked and my savings for a cross continental flight begins now KEK

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Stop hurting yourself, op, i care about you

someone start a gofundme. make sure you get to norway, sweden, and the netherlands. don't forget iceland

DubMcdoubler. Thanks user, love to you too:]

Holy shit I love this board
OP deliver

If a rich fag can get me to chinkland I’ll go today.

OP is a fag op never delivers

Quads have spoken. OP dies surrounded by Asian women. I’m not really seething (I really am). And all is right in the world.

I will. No ties to where I’m at. Get a fund and I’ll go even if I have to fly in on a kungpow chicken

I would give my whole savings just to see you die, failure OP that does not deliver.

I fucking love you guys. Cheers I’m wasted and alive. Will one hundred percent go to gookland if funded

Now you want us to give you money god damn the attention whoring never stops if you’re killing yourself anyway just sell all your belongings to fund it you faggot

Holy fucking checked

Did u fucking morons know that only 3% of the people with coronavirus actually die, right?

Also thanks for helping me waste just over two hrs you fucking sissy soi bois. Most entertaining thread I’ve been on in a while. Now I’m off from work to enjoy the day. Keep your head up OP, the plane could always crash on the way over.

Op here. Go back to /pol

Win

Kek thanks brother take care

Op dont murder yourself ur fucking faggot

If i get dubs dont do it

youre pretty good looking and young. dont do it

Kek. Looks like they finally gave the special ed classes internet access. Go back to eating crayons friend.

Im trying to help you asshole, go suck a dick and dont do it

Go out in a fucking bang mate, take out loans, fuck some prostitutes and do drugs, then just kill yourself in front of people

This is probably actually how I will. Actually this is absolutely how I’ll go

Drive your car really fast into a wall or another car.

And the "muder yourself" was ironic, dont belive i have to explain this to faggot op

Kek. I’m not OP. Scroll up. Quads have already spoken. OP is safe.. for now. And just out of curiosity.. is it true? Do the red ones really taste the best?

Nah, the blue ones are better

Kek. I fucking knew it!

Oh shit what a waste of dubs. On such anger

There’s so many ways I could read this

Key. Do you think he is seething user?

Kek*
user

And no actually, you

Bees

Nah, im fine, just trying to stop the op from killing himself

lost

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Kek. You can’t even comprehend my level of seethe right now. There is no longer any point in hiding it. I seethe you so hard right now.. so hard

I’m horny

Top kek. That post had to be ignored, or it would have hijacked the entire thread. Gold Teir Shitpost.

Kek. And on that I’m out. I knew it! I had you pegged for a soi boi faggot from the beginning.
Have a good day!

Out b4 I was jk
Out b4 different user
Out b4 seething

Cut out your ribs and suck your own cock, member to stream it, the more blood the better

You had me at pegged. Sleep well faggot

Literally would need good speed or pcp for that.