Spill the beans!

you grope her when she passes out? yea thats awesome too. havent had a chance to do that in ages. did you take any pics of the drunk whore?

nice

yeah, when she was too drunk to resist or passed out. Its been ages for me too, i miss it.
i did take pics, but am not posting on b.

Iam 36 yo virgin.

damn, thats a shame. would you consider sending them to me on kik? my kik is stanleyrobinson1122

i used to stay over at my cousins house during the summers for a few weeks. she would always come home drunk and id grope the shit out of her. unfortunately, lost the pics since then...

Grandmaster wizard in the making. Is this by choice?

one of the times she was drunk went down something like this:

She had a bf, but they had been arguing and she loves attention, i knew that and used it.
Got her pretty drunk, we were sitting in couch, playing a drinking game of sorts.
Then started to casually stroke her legs/thighs when talking to her to see her reaction.
Asked to see her belly piercing, she pulled her tshirt up and let me, let my fingers run around it, flat on her belly.
Then casually let my thumb run under the edge of her underwear, I could feel her hairstubs. No objections, i think she liked it, or at least was a little horny from all the touching.
Asked if i could do a tequila shot of her belly, she let me, and seemed in to the attention.
Licked the salt of her belly as well, after a few i stuck the lemon in her pantyline and removed it with my teetht. Still no objections.
Asked if i could feel her fake titties (said i never tried it before, and wanted some for my gf).
I felt them outside the bra under her tshirt at first, then she pulled her thsirt up.
I took a chance and told her to take of her bra, so i could feel them better, she complied.
I asked if i could do tequila shots of them, she looked like she was almost sleeping and didn't answer but just nodded.
Don't know if she fell a sleep or something, while i was preparing, she wasn't completly out.
But i did a few shots, then couldnt help myself and started sucking and licking more on her tits.
Unbuttoned the top button on her pants so i could slip one hand hand down them and finger her, while
touching her with the other and sucking her tits.
She was moaning softly but then after a little time it was like she came back to her sences and changed her mind, she sat op, but acted like nothing had happened,
she didn't put her bra back on but pulled her tshirt down. Didnt button the pants though. I asked if we should play a round more of drinking game, and we did.

She lost (she was too drunk to play, just told her she had lost at some point) and i made her do some shots.

Then she leaned back in the couch and after a few minutes it seemed like she was sleeping.
I started feeeling her thighs again and saying her name in a soft voice, she just mumbled something. Then i pulled her pants of and her tshirt off as wel.
Then her panties.
I went to get my camera, but when i came back she had put her panties back on and tshirt as well and sat in the couch again.
Walked her to bed after that.

I paid my daughter's best friend for sex.
Fucked her in daughter's bed, wearing daughter's clothes.

Best sex I had in years.

>Is this by choice?
No, for the most part not.

nice, how old was she? how did you bring the topic up ?

she's 14.

She's very open-minded about sex and flirty, and one time when we were just the two of us (I was driving her back home) she told me her boyfriend complimented her by saying she fucked like a pornstar. I jokingly started making bad porn movie plots for her to star in, it made her laugh, but she low-key confessed being a bit interested when I made up a father-daughter one. I started asking how much she would ask to get paid for such a thing, she understood I wasn't just joking anymore.

A few days later, she skipped school and I called sick at work, and we had our fun

Married my cousin and our families don't know pic related

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My girlfriend fucked her dad 2 months before we met. He left her mom when she was young and came back into her life when she was in high schoolm She broke up with her ex years later and started talking to him more often. One thing led to another and sexting turned to sex at a hotel. Me and her are both pretty fucked up sexually so it works lol

I recorded the beginning of the funtime to give it a more pornstar vibe, but the camera was just in the way so I quickly put it away. It was off before anything naughty happened, and I erased it after because I can't risk anyone finding it

>Came over friends little sister while she slept over at our apartment once.
>Shes sleeping like 3 feet from my door.
>I walk over and start fapping. Its almost completely dark, but I can tell im about a foot away from her face.
>unload more than expected over here
>she flinches and kinda sits up slowly
>undercover of darkness i make my way to my room fast
>close door
>think about whats gonna happen and pass out

Luckily she either didnt notice somehow or decided not to tell anyone.

I’m mostly into girls (10% men/90% women)and in a relationship with a man. We’ve been together since I was very young and before I really recognized my sexuality, because I grew up in an extremely conservative and abusive family. He’s aggressively turned down my offers to share a second girlfriend to make things work sexually, and now I’m not sure what to do. I love him, have from the beginning and always will. I refuse to cheat on him. Just don’t find him sexually attractive on my own. Him fucking another girl? Hot. Me? I just want to watch, and maybe fuck around with the girl myself.

hot stuff

if it was pitch black you couldn't even see you work for the memory fap vault so what was the point?

yeah, hot and seriously fun. She was really playful and loving it.

If she's always like that, I'm pretty jealous of her bf...

We never brought it up after in discussions, but sometimes we would look at each other with a face that clearly means "yeah, I remember and I had fun". She makes a naughty little grin that's both super cute and super naughty.
And she gave me a sneaky stealthy blowjob while she stayed over a few weeks later. Totally unprompted, it was a nice surprise.

I got my little sister pregnant while I was in high school and she was in middle school.

Soomining frat girl slutt

Not much of a secret, just how my brain works:

>born into a Caribbean home(Trini)
>develop accent like everyone else
>thicc like AlexStorm
bing.com/images/search?q=Alexstorm bbw&go=Search&qs=n&form=QBIR&sp=-1&pq=alexstorm bbw&sc=8-13&sk=&cvid=2344549DA2FA44FA84FC3C07A5B86FE8
>go to school, get made fun of
>can’t understand a word I say
>force a proper speech tone
>switches between islander and American
My accent only comes out when I’m around family or really pissed
>FF~I’m 33. Mom call
>eh ma was goin on . . .
>gf and her friend just stares
>amazed I went from white reporter to islander in less then a sec

FYI~ chubby chaser. I want to put a baby in Alexstorm

I remember the situation and thats gets me off just as well. I also remember thinking "this is too much jizz".

Details please, kind sir or madam.

My wife likes to drug her friends after a night if drinking We fuck next to the passed out friend sometimes use her as prop or a toy. Im only allowed to touch and look cant penetrate my wife can do w/e she wants with them. My favorite was when my wife used my dick like lip balm on her friends pussy. She then bent over and started to eat her out licking all of my precum while i slid into her from the back and pounded away.

I'd get her a bit tipsy most weekends and she wouldn't resist my advances. At first I was careful to use protection, but eventually I started cumming in her regularly when I convinced her to let us just try it once.

I genuinely enjoy speeding. I never put myself or anyone else in danger don't suddenly change lanes nearly clipping cars. But I like to drive over 100mph on the highway.

Dude i live in nj 100 on i95 is the flow of traffic pleb

there have been about 4 times when i've (female) waited til everyone was asleep and masturbated in the same room as them. 3 times i was at a sleepover with my friends and once i was in the same bed as my mom and little brother at a hotel. idk if anyones noticed yet but no one has brought it up. the risk of being caught turns me on so fucking much and thinking about how im cumming as other people are asleep right next to me.

I never wanted to be a bad person but when a particular opportunity presented itself I couldn’t resist; it’s a little depressing to know that when my best friends wife was out cold and no one was around that I couldn’t resist dropping a load in her.

You should try public play with some toys, it can be quite a thrill! What do you fantasize about?

sometimes, i go into this local chatroom. my goal is to lure a girl to come to my place, using alcohol and drugs. it usually doesnt work but when it does every once in a while, i have the time of my life.

when i get her to my place, i pressure her into drinking a lot and doing a lot of coke. afterwards, when she is drunk and high out of her mind, i tell her that all of that isnt free, and that she is going to have to pay with a BJ (i never ask for sex since the girl are usually virgins, and i dont want to overdo it).

when she starts gently sucking i start to violently jam my cock down her throat. this usually leads to puke, tears and begging, which i all endorse. after im done with her i send her home, knowing that she will be too embarrassed to tell anyone about it.

Was this a regular sleep? How didnit happen?

I dated multiple different girls in high school, who all had little sisters, for the sole purpose of trying to get a sisterly threesome.
I never managed to pull it off, but I got close a few times.

>Lying in the internet.

I've been to NJ you guys are either jammed in traffic or doing 50.

She had some drinks but she also mixed it with Xanax since she gets anxiety. Legit rag doll

how old are they?

Me and my wife's younger sister secretly fool around whenever we're alone. Touching, dry humping, it's slowly progressing. She's a young virgin, and I'm nervous and excited to see how far it will go.

How old is she?

Wew lad
Not gay?

Just turned 16 this month. I been in her pants, just ass and tits though. She's nervous about me touching her pussy.

This. I used snapchat though and add really young girls from the area Highschools. Trick them with pics of money (fake money $10k worth of fakes) weed and booze. Go and pick them up mostly they only want to smoke weed. Then when they get creeped out or just want me to take them back home. I go the long way back and once halfway there I tell them I need a BJ before they go home. Ive push a few out for being bitches and crying and talking about police. Ive learned to do it where all the hookers stroll and truckers pick them up. Cops dont go through there. Just the thought of those little bitches having and attitude about a menial BJ and being kidnapped by some fat truck driver and raped gets me off.

Nice well you visited, i live here. You prob went out during rush hour pleb

How did it all start

not attracted to manly features, wouldnt have a relationship with a man, but i have and will fuck a very feminine trap. Only took the dick once to see how it was, not a fan.

Long story short, she was just being very physically emotional for months. She accidentally touched, then visually saw my morning wood. From there her curiosity grew I assume.

Both are setting yourselves up to meet chris hansen

I'm here, lurking a bit ;)
What's up?

Nice im Alcohol hohol and anxiety medicine would knock someone out cold! Good shit

How old are you? Have you done anything else daring?

I work as maintenance. I've been stealing residents pantyhose and lingerie for 2 years now. Never been caught. I've also been stealing my gf's sister in laws pantyhose and lingerie and have never been caught.

That is my dream, user. Did she get pregnant?

Aside from the gangbangs whats the best sex youve had?

Did you just stutter thru fucking writing? Lmao

What do you do with them? Store em? Wear em?

My second boyfriend was really good on bed, but we dated just a few months.

What do you think of V? Fem or larper?

Will you make it suck it off.. got a pic of her sis? Your wife that is hahah

I like fingering my asshole and smelling the anal mucus that comes out

What's "V" lol

Kek

Are you into bondage? Did the guys used dildos on you?

I want to fuck a female body builder. Curious if the vagina muscles will be different.

What kinks do you have other than the obvious Rough gangbang

i prob shouldnt say lol

yup, thats the life :)

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I used to have threesomes with my mum and her boyfriend when i was a kid. She was a drunk and he was controlling and talked her into it.

When I worked a job in a small office across the desk from my boss I would get myself hard and pull my cock head out above my pants and rub it.

One time I actually finished and shot my cum into my coffee and drank it. When I finished the coffee there was still strands of cum stuck to the cup and I had to rinse it out really well.

I had a 9 year younger girlfriend while in college.

you are probably right, was just wundering why they would come to your house alone just to get alcohol

Holy shit. Lucky man

Flex and crush your dick inside them lul

M or f

any fit girl is an interesting fuck

F

Unloading in her was a big mistake tho

lol how'd that work out

Light bondage is hot. Oh yeah, they put a big dildo when they run a train on my ass, and in my ass and pussy when the Blowbang. Feel so hot and wild!

I like when guys play with my tits again and again. Titfuck is so great, and I like to feel my tits covered in cum. Rimjob is great when I'm very horny and drunk.

How old were you?

oh yes, trust me, I know how lucky I got.
I would love to do her again, but I didn't get to talk her into it

Age? What did they make you do? Has it caused any problems for you later?

That's creepy ;)

Ex wife was BBW yet pretty active in the gym. During orgasms she’d crush my dick like her vagina was a mouth/hand idk. Bruh, my dick getting crushed felt amazing.
Noted

>Not gay

Pretty good. Married her shortly after she graduated college..

I dunno about body builders, but dancers... man, dancers are the best fucks

11 when it began
Nothing highly unusual but everything you'd see in most threesome porn vids. Yeah obviously it fucked up my relationship with my whole family

>BBW yet pretty active in the gym.
lel

Lesbian gangbang is next, right?

>everything
e...everything?

> Have a 9 year old cousin
> Has a huge crush on me.
> Caught me watching porn once.
> Asked if she could stay, I let her watch.
> She asked what I was doing.
> Told her I was jacking off.
> She said can I try?
> I let her.
> I taught her how to give head.
> She gives awesome head.
> We did it for 3 years.
> Stopped when she got her first period.
> I'm a horrible human being.
> Feelsbatman.jpg

i like to fantasize about fucking them while they're sleeping, or being caught and they'll watch me and then i'll ask them to join. or being caught and them blackmailing me for them to not tell anyone else.

i also fantisize about being in public sometimes and flashing people or masturbating somewhere that i could hide it but still get caught, like the movies or at the beach, maybe have people film me cumming.

When did it stop? Do you ever fantasize about it?

>gf is an escort
>i don't like it but tolerate it for her because the plan is to get out of it
>see her one day before she meets client
>she's dressed hot as fuck
>fuck her before she leaves
>she texts me while she's with him and tells me she's thinking of me when they fuck
>hard as diamonds
>tells me after that she edged herself while fucking him so she can cum with me after
>diamonds again
>we fuck
>she cums hard
>this becomes a habit
>doing this again one day but didn't make her cum first
>she texts me to tell me that she was so frustrated that he made her cum and she came hard
>I'm jealous and I'm diamonds
>she sends selfie showing me what she's wearing and tells me she has to go because he has another hour with her
>I'm diamonds and jealous looking at her pic and can't stop thinking about her getting fucked and cumming
>she finishes and tells me how she finished him for making her cum
>we fuck after
>i call her a slut, spit on her, and tell her she doesn't deserve to cum again
>it's borderline abuse
>she begs me and praises my dick and the way I fuck her
>it's borderline worship
>both cum 10/10 cums
>what the fuck
>we need counseling

Well all the usual stuff is what i mean

I do sometimes but not sure if that's healthy or not. It went on for about 2 and a half years

Maybe he means the i95 in Florida
t. regularly drive 130 on i75

I bet! Ive had girls flex their pussies while im inside and its cashhh jelly bbw that hits the gym prob thiccc with 3 c’s lol

18, and once one of my friends came over for a sleepover and she kissed me then fell asleep, and i groped her ass and tits while i was fingering myself, i was so tempted to go further but i didnt want to wake her up.
i really want to do more risky stuff but i never get the chance

I lost all respect for my girlfriend due to a whole second life and an amount of lies incapable of possibly ever being truly comprehended and I know something that she doesn’t want me to know and I know that she knows I know. This being said I have been playing mind games with her. She can’t admit what’s going on, so I’ve been doing whatever I want and saying whatever I want and lying to her face about whatever I wanna lie about and talking to whomever I want to talk to and I quite honestly it feels great. Looking her dead in the eyes and smiling and saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about babe” while she knows damn well I know but she can’t say anything so she just has to accept it. It’s fucking empowering. I’m gonna keep pushing my limits, lying to her face and showing an obvious lack of respect and honesty until she finally comes clean. Tbh I want her to come clean today, but I also would like to keep blatantly disobeying her wishes and then lying to her face with a smile until she cracks. Hey baby, if you’re reading this... I heard everything last night. That’s why I did what I did. You’re getting the same amount of respect and honesty I get until you quit insulting my intelligence and start feeding up. I love youuuu.

I'm not into girls, but who knows. If guys want to see me play with another girl and they got me drunk enough... Who knows.

How do you think it has impacted your sex life today?

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I've heard that it's pretty common to still fantasize about it. How old are you now?

Very sexy, ive played in public with an ex before, we fucking in a park bench around sundown
Describe yourself to us.

For what it’s worth it was everything i ever dreamed it would be well not from that particular instance they do have a kid and he does have green eyes...but story for another day

Don’t know what “3 c’s” mean. She had F or G sized tits btw

On a different occasion, an old Fwb orgasmed so hard her pussy spat my dick out. Was confused and turned on, tried to keep going. She was convulsing and stammering to Stop while her hand covered her pussy, so I did. Miss that bitch . . .

Do you like being told what to do? Do you have any toys?

You lucky dog.

20
Sex life is ok but my relationships always fail

You got drugged and gangbanged by five guys, right? And they keep fucking you, right? That's so, dunno, weird to say the least.

What did she do? 2 can play at that game amirite?

How do you prep yourself for gangbangs?

How do you dress for these “parties” care to describe yourself to us?

Why don't u just dump her and save yourself the time and stress

Had a my cousin’s female dog like my asshole a couple times. Got curious because of her tongue’s texture. I didn’t cum, but it felt good still. Did this with no suspicions then moved on with my life.

When the dog died I was legit sad. Had howling/singing contest with her, played fetch, played with laser pointer, cleaned my plate. She’d randomly jump my head when I looked for stuff under the couch. Cancer sucks

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Damn autocorrect

*lick

Rip doggo

I'm so conflicted about this. Love and hate it.

Drugs and drinks help you ;)

Slutty dresses, short and tight dress always and a little thong. And cheerleaders outfits of my college. Guys want me half naked ;)

You ever fuck her? Play with pussy or ass? Another story please

Sexy, paint me a word picture of yourself. Since you dont share pics id like to have some image of you. Hair color height cup size age weight body type? Got any celebrities you look like?

Forget to add:
And very very tight tops. Guys are so lewd ;)

i would love to be told what to do, but also be a brat about it. and no i dont have any toys, i still live with my parents and they'd murder me

I'm going to taste my own cum tonight. I would love to suck a guy off for the first time

Yanno, I don’t really fear her doing more so back because she’s been doing it to me for months now. She led me to believe I was hallucinating, seeing things, hearing things, forgetting things, losing things, smelling things, feeling things, to the point where we discussed how I should seek help for my mental health via counseling or even a Psychiatric Hospital. All just for me to be be right the entire time. Not completely right but right enough.
Because I feel as if she isn’t the reason for this happening. Forgiveness is right around the corner and life could be a lot better if coming clean were a thing to happen and I want to give that a shot at least before I throw it away because I do love her. A lot of the things she’s hiding from me are things that don’t even make me upset and the fact that they’re being hidden is just insulting my intelligence and that’s the part that really grinds my gears about the whole thing. One long talk and this could all either salvaged, finished, or some sort of compromise can be perhaps in order.
-if I know what I know... and you know I know it... the worst thing she can possibly do is exactly the thing she’s doing now. It’s not gonna change anything for when I go off the deep end due to my patience ending and mental health declining.

I don't want to give you too much details about myself, sorry. I'm petite, nice tits and nice ass. Being honest with myself, I'm 7.5/10.

How did you meet and did you go to college late?

Anal creampie?

Since you want more details.

> Oftentimes she would visit, we would do all sorts of plays.
> Sometimes I would lick her pussy.
> Sometimes I would play with her pussy and loosen up her ass.
> Most of the time she would just suck my cock while I was playing a game or watching TV.
> She gets a treat if she makes me cum, that is why she tries so hard.
> We tried doing anal once.
> She said it hurt really bad. We stopped.
> We tried pussy penetration.
> Dick too big, can't get it in.
> She still texts me from time to time and acts all chummy with me.
> I know she still remembers all that shit we did.
> I pretend I have amnesia. Deny all that shit.
> I think she wants the D.
> Too scared to give her the D, might get pregnant. I don't want FBI.
> She definitely wants the D.

Bro. She sounds like a psychopath. She knows you're suffering from mental health issues and is using it against you. Why in the fuck would you want to be with someone like that?

Meet her when I volunteered for an after school program in highschool.
I went straight from highschool to college and meet her again( we live in a college town) and friendship became more..

Gotta be legal by now, give her the D!

Obviously because I’m Mentally ill and I don’t have anybody and I have abandonment issues and i don’t like giving up on people and I’m a glutton for punishment and I don’t really know what true love and happiness are so perhaps because she is the only thing that makes me feel loved and happy I don’t want to lose that no matter how shitty it also makes me feel.

Then you deserve all this bullshit. If you're willingly staying with her after figuring this out. You're a bitch and deserve it.

Oh yeah, party was so long and guys fucked my like beasts. They came inside every hole at least once. Best moment was when I had a dick at every hole and the three guys came inside me at literally the same time. Feels like Heaven, my orgasm was so wild and intense.

I don’t understand why Cred Forums loves traps so damn much. I know the gay/bi makes have needs too, but damn. Every hour!

Is it the allure of a feminine body with none of the problems of pregnancy?

That’s the only thing that comes to mind

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It's like fucking animals. It's a sexual kink and one widely promoted on here. I'm willing to bet, most trap posts are trolls.

I always fantasize about shooting a hooker in the back of the head while i'm taking her from behind

Wouldn’t be surprised

Ahem, blow me. Yeah no shit pal. Learn to comprehend what it is that you read. There is absolutely no crying,bitching,moaning or complaining about what it is that she did to me. I told a story and then even told you the options and outcomes of this all and never once did I ask for any advice or criticism.

It's the same with Andy sixx log threads, Black superiority, trap, rate my dick threads. Someone is being paid to spread them every chance they can get. If you notice, there's always one of those types up on Cred Forums.

Yeah stop being a bitch and off yourself already, better take that crazy bitch with you.

Wish I was paid $ to troll people

The ones that I steal from the residents are usually really fine milfs or hot girls that I know that dont have a camera or have there dresser in the closet. I store them in a ziplock bag and smell them. As for my gf's sister law. She's so fine and smells great all the time and really takes care of herself. I have a whole box of her lingerie. She's never said anything about her stuff missing or just hasn't noticed.

I found a purse at Walmart when I was maybe 19 or 20. I kept the money and turned the purse in. I was a total shitbag. It's something that's stuck in the back of my mind for the past 20 years. Now that I'm older with a family and experience financial hardships, I can only imagine the headache I caused someone.

Wanna make out? You’re edgeyness is getting me hard.

God damnit

>>Your *

20 years and only a little bit of stolen money is bothering you? How much does your pussy gape?

Mmmmm yes daddy!

>>Zaddy*

I'm considering seeking out anorexics and asking them about safe rates of calorie reduction.

Because i am reducing calories at their speeds, and they'd know better than anyone how dangerous that is.

It's "Daddy" I'm not ghetto.

I got my cousin pregnant when she was 18. She managed to blame it on a one-night-stand when she was abroad (she most likely got pregnant when I fucked her right after she came back), so no one else but her and me know that I'm the father.
She kept the baby, and she's grown up to be a lovely young girl, who just turned 12.

If I could I would claim to be the father, but it would spell shitstorm in the family. I still try to support them best I can

Sorry! Handsome! TTFN!!

I'm growing increasingly attracted to my 10 year old neice. We have always been very close but recently unwanted thoughts about her started to enter my mind and she's not helping matters by being her usual cute, innocent and affectionate self. I've never felt this way about a relative or a girl this young and it genuinely disturbs me. I have no personal history I'd abuse and a perfectly normal sex life.

I am tempted to go to a psychiatrist but I'm terrified he'll rat me out.

I’m ashamed of being black. I never smoked weed or did illegal drugs. I despise rap and hip hop(stopped at 2006), I miss the 90s stuff. Getto black girls, the power struggle, the ignorance is a turn off and only dated 2 black girls that were also sick of the bullshit and A LOT smarter than they looked. I want to change the world for the better of all, not be the stereotypical black male. My fav fruits are mangos and peaches. I love my kids, I take responsibility and I try to better myself. The only caviot is my gf IS chubby and white(ex wife is BBW) so I can only fight genetics for so long lol

I’m an Oreo unicorn that hangs in the educational section of YouTube and confirm my curiosities with Doctors so I can be accurately informed. God help me . . .

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Traps and all those you listed add to the boredom in the world

I'm a celebrity and I use Cred Forums.

Really no reason to be ashamed (or proud) of things you did not choose. You didn't choose your parents, your hometown, your school; if you believe in an eternal soul you didn't choose that either

Just keep it to yourself user. Keep it under control, and definitely don't be a prick and groom her or anything. If she comes onto you when she's older, go wild.

Post em

Me and my ex girlfriend broke up a long time ago back in March of last year and I found out she recently started hooking up with guys
so I started talking to her 13 year old sister and now we’re in a taboo relationship and we’ve been Sexting/Camming nudes every day. Im 19 BTW

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Facts.

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Don’t post that shit here, dumb ass!!

Gives a vague clue as to whom you are.

I'm taking my family to court. I know it's going to sink them, I was the only thing keeping them afloat. I don't even care anymore even if they lose the house over it.

How close?

Be 21 goes to Mexico for first time. Meets cute 5 year old cousin. One just hella horny alone for couple of hours with cousin. cousin sitting on lap. Decides to ask her if she wants to have some fun. Spread her legs open and start dry humping her hard while caressing her pussy. Needles to say dry jumping her for a majority of my trip. She liked it a lot and sometimes willingly sat on my dick and humped her self. She mad so horny during that trip

Pics of Text?

don't go below 800 ever

Fucking beaners.

Figure out your TDEE and aim for less.
At 500 under TDEE, you'll lose weight slowly without being too hungry
Minus 1000, you'll be hungry and drop around two pounds a week
Lower than that, you start going into starvation and results vary a lot from people to people

Sometimes I bump threads

I'd fuck that beaner.

I do maintenance too. One time i had a workorder from these two college chicks that were super hot. They were not home but I knew their apt as I had been there multiple times. I used to have a “rape kit” back in the day with liquified xanax in a tear dropper. I dropped 8 ml of xanax water (yes it was cloudy af) in their Orange juice and whatever dark drink they had. Waited until that night, pretended to have a on call emergency got their key from the key box went to their house around 10pm knocked and opened their door both had weed on coffee table, half drunk drinks, and were out as a light switch when I walked in yelling maintenance. When I tell you I was both freaked out and overjoyed at the same time that my dumb ass plan worked double I was only planning on one girl being home at the time and the other being at work. So the fact both were in there out and the other wasnt awake freaking out. Was solid gold.

Any way long story short I will never be able to live up to the fuck fest I had that night. I was in their apt fucking them in each and every hole. It was like fucking two dead bodies(they were still alive I checked). Pic related I had to try the “stacker” I seen in porn as I knew the only way irl i would be able to accomplish such a feat was either with realdolls or hiring two escorts. And im too poorfag for that shit.

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Femanon who posts here every now and then
Kek

When did you start being an absolute whore? Also how old are you?

Do you have contact with you child? How did you guys produce this incest child? Always fucked your cousin or something?

I’m too scared of being caught on security cam

Prove it

Enjoy your ban

Any other interesting stories?

I searched up "danny devito" on r34 lol

What did they do?

Have you ever posted a pic of yourself here? Why the fuck not, currently you are just a larping neckbeard.

Cheesy pizza my friend.

Yea right, and I'm Donald Trump. Post your lies somewhere else.

That must be hell. Can't imagine not being comfortable in my own skin. Thank God I'm white

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I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

Are they indoor or outdoor apts. Where I was working there were cameras but they were pointed outwards to the parking lot on each breezeway. Plus my back up plan was to say “oops I have the wrong apt its been a long day” apologize and then disappear fast af. Ive done it a few more time over the years. But yeh I agree the thought of getting caught or what if the person doesn't drink anything that night and I just barge in. Its all pretty riskque. I guess you have to know of the person drinks or does anything on the weekend. Like Ive said Ive done it a few times and its worked like a charm esp of you know the girl lives alone. Xanax is pretty much like GHB. I was panicking when I saw those two girls a few days later leaving then office. I thought for certain I was going to prison. Turns out they never knew. I mean I completely disrobed them both took them from their couch to one rooms bed fucked both of them for several hours hell I think I came 3-4 times within a 4hour period because I was there at their apt until about 4-5am. I however almost fucked myself I remember by leaving my fucking drill and leaving both girls in the same bed naked. I had to sloppily put them both in their clothes that night. I so could have gotten caught now I think about the camera shit. But I worked there a few more months before quitting so idk

I hit my gf a few days ago. She went crazy after an argument and she started yelling and throwing things around my room, and I grabbed her neck to stop. Never been violent in 28 years and I'm still in shock and obviously feel like shit. She saw me nervous and shocked and it felt like I was in a nightmare. Thing is, after that, until now, it's like nothing happened and she says that it's ok because everyone can lose their shit at least once. She forgave me but I need help so this shit never happens again. Anyone else had a similar situation?

yes, I'm in contact with her and her mother, we managed to keep a somewhat normal relationship.

My cousin had big trust issues toward guys when she was in high school, and I pretty much the only guy in her age range she was close to. We experimented a lot together.

Women aren't magic or sacrosanct. That's a bunch of cultural bullshit that's been fed to you. Bitch loses her shit, you treat her like you would a guy doing the same bullshit.

Then, leave town because if she calls the police, you're going to jail.

If you're still here, I'd love to know more about this. My gf escorts sometimes when we're short of money. Personally I LOVE it and wish she'd do it more. Where are you two located? How much does she make per visit? Monthly income from escorting? Why are you opposed to it since it seems like your sex life with her is pretty damn good. I don't know that you need counseling as long as you're both on the same page about it.....

I'm secretly a nigger.

Only you think it's a secret.

My cousin is currently carrying my child inside her. Shes going to pass it off as her boyfriends. Any tips on keeping it a secret?

That man doesnt even know what hes got.

My secret is that im on Cred Forums 24/7 and aside from that life is normal, normal two parent home, college student, gf isnt a slut she has morals sex isnt too kinky. I feel like im a normal dude chilling in a room full of defectivehumans when im on b

Why?

I'm the one that got my sister to hump her teddy bear when she was 4. Mom thought it was a faze and didn't try to stop her till she got a friction burn was 7.

I get turned on by watching videos of murder and I want to either jerk off or have sex covered in blood. I've started wanting to kill small rodents like mice or hamsters for fun but I don't want to waste money.

Stories and pictures please!!

I actually went back the following year and she still let me dry hump her, even rubbed her with my underwear on while I had a huge Erection. Favorite moment was day before I was about to leave, both alone tell her to place both hands on wall and legs spread out. Rub pussy through tight sweatpants . Me undoes pants and star humping her with underwear on. Best thing ever. About to just take cock out and lower her sweatpants. Grabs my hands tell me to stop or else we’d get in trouble soon. Stop humping, 2 minutes later aunt comes back. Felt like she new her mom would be back soon

honestly the hardest part is figuring out a potential father other than you. If she's got that covered, it's fine.
Brush off any comment that the kid looks like you. Say he also ressemble other family members

Be careful not to spoil the kid too much compared to other family members in the same age range

And that's pretty much it

I'm probably going to kill myself on my 30th birthday if I can't land a better job. It's six months away so I'll probably be alright.

Sure. Keep your mouth fucking shut lmao. It's all you can do and just hope your cousin doesn't slip up and run her mouth, because it's highly likely she will, being a woman and all

Post pic of a nude under aged girl with her eyes censored.

Carry one brave warrior. Slay thine pussy! I’m too much of a white knight and a worry wart for thine shights!!

More like her face

I buried three bodies at 35.974446 , -101.789877
Have fun. Keep what you like.

I buried my dick in your asshole.

We none of us do, until it's gone.

I wasn't thinking about the baby looking like me. That could be a big problem. My cousin and her boyfriend are both white and I'm half Mexican.

Godspeed user.

She is good at keeping a secret we have fooled around for years.

Let's hope so. All it takes is a little bit of alcohol and then she accidentally lets slip too much information to the wrong people

I accidentally stole a piece of candy once.

I regularly use a swinging website and meet couples and go to gangbangs behind my gfs back.

I never came forward with what I saw. I figured it wouldnt help because I couldn't see who it was and honestly I didn't want to admit that I spy on her. But the image of what happened has been burned in my brain for the last 8 years since.

Quand j'avais 5 ans, mon grand cousin et moi dormions dans deux lits distincts mais proches. Un soir, j'entendais des bruits de film pornos à côté, alors je lui ait demandé ce qu'il faisait.
Et là, il me montre le porno qu'il regardait. Il était en train de se masturber juste a côté de moi, bruh..
Puis, sans gêne, il me montra comment on faisait pour bien se toucher en sortant sa bite. Il m'a demandé d'essayer mais je voulait pas.
Du coup il s'est touché pendant que j'essayais de dormir. "essayais", parceque ce soir là, j'ai fait une insomnie. En plus il ne s'était pas lavé les mains..

What would I keep? Like, did you bury stuff with it?

>En plus il ne s'était pas lavé les mains..
Quel monstre

I've been having an affair with my wife's younger sister for the last 6 years.

I'm 34, wife is 31, sister is 23.

it's perfection.

Reported.

While giving a swimming lesson I noticed that the boy had an obvious hardon.

Well that’s what got me hooked on it. After leaning first hand what Xanax and booze does i had to try it again. Then i started taking vids of it...then I started putting a hidden cam in the bathroom to watch their reactions in private...slippery slope.

I was about 15 and my younger brother was like 8 and I made him put my cock in his mouth to get the iPad.
I still think about it regularly and deeply regret it.

Mine is fairly mild, but whatever.
My wife is half Chinese, and while her cousins are all fairly traditional Chinese/embrace that ethnic side (ie speak Mandarin, wear Chinese outfits, etc.) and she absolutely is not. Which is nice, because a lot of that stuff sucks ass.

But I absolutely have hardcore Sino yellow fever, and I want to just fucking ravage her while she's in a qipao with chopsticks in her hairbun and all that stuff. It does not get any fucking hotter than that. That is the peak of womanly perfection.

But she's very resistant to it because even though she is and looks and feels Chinese, she feels like a pretender leaning in to the culture. I've brought it up both subtly and overtly, and she always plays it off as a joke or shuts it down immediately.
And it sucks, because every time we're with her family I see all her girl cousins dressed up perfectly and she's in a still-attractive but not perfect outfit, I long for what could be.

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You probably need to speak with him, and say that you regret it man

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

I lived across the street from the hot math teacher in high school. she was in her first year of teaching fresh out of school so she wasn't that much older than me and the other juniors (or that's how we looked at it while we lusted after her everyday). I ended up spying on her from across the street a lot (classic telescope setup) and for the most part I didn't see much. sometimes I'd just watch her around her house for the thrill, once or twice I got a glimpse of her naked or in her underwear when she was getting ready for the day.

one night I noticed someone sneaking into her house and assumed it was her boyfriend or something like that. I kept watching and eventually realized it was a home invasion but I just kept watching. he made his way up to her bedroom while she was asleep and I was able to see through her window as he attacked and stripped her, and I watched the whole thing as he raped her in her own home.

I never came forward with what I saw. I figured it wouldnt help because I couldn't see who it was and honestly I didn't want to admit that I spy on her. But the image of what happened has been burned in my brain for the last 8 years since.

Nice larp

alright, I giggled.
She'll be hot wife material for sure. Not sure about her being a mother, she's too young to tell.

And more importantly, I don't see myself remarying and having more kids

stop denying being gay fag

she swallow?

Your butthole gave your dog cancer.

way to go

greentext

I know this is larp, but I'll bite. How did she act afterwards at school?

Nah, fuck that. Kids are more trouble than they're worth. The reward is not worth it.

>lighthearted fantasy romance
>main characters are a young, brave but awkward knight and a tsundere, cute warrior princess
>the two team up to save the world from an evil wizard, but can't stand each other at first
>have to sleep in the same bed, she's disgusted at first but ends up cuddling with him, that sort of stuff, awkward juvenile romantic tension
>on the journey, realize they make a good team and are attracted to each other
>they defeat the wizard but knight is almost killed, makes the princess realize she is in love with him
>she saves him from death, they get together, live happily ever after
I got around 30k words into before scraping it and starting over. I think the only person I'm going to share it with is my therapist, but at least I'll have it done. The guy is an idealized version of myself and the girl is an amalgamation of various crushes of I've had over the years

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Lucky you

we had a substitute the next few days but when she came back she definitely came across very rattled and looked like a whipped dog imo. it was really hard to see

But what did she actually do?

Was probably your dad. You should ask him.

understatement

Damn

youtu.be/UYmtzaHwCKo
Original Gaslight.
The remake is great, too.

Fag.

I grew up in a super shitty household and when I was super young like 8 or something I would constantly think of running away and having dreams of killing my parents to stop the abuse

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I keep having dreams about this one girl I absolutely hated in high school. She had this annoying high pitched voice with a hideous southern accent, along with this ugly poofy hair cut that made it look like she bought a wig for a motorcycle helmet. I hated her for that alone, but what made everything worse was that she had a crush on me and that made my life in high school a living hell. I was ridiculed for not dating her, she tried asking me out multiple times and made a huge drama about it every time I rejected her. She was the prized student of the school and pretty much everyone sided with her. I had zero luck with the girls at the school because of that, they all thought I was this jackass that broke the southern sweetheart of the school. I didn't get peace until I changed schools, but my family still gives me shit for it to this day.

need the text and some pics

Join before it's too late imgur.com/K6ocjRe

bump

I don’t like princesses: babysitting an adult, acts helpless, want you to do everything, 38 going on 13, etc

I love Strong Women: an “adult” that can be responsible and handle business. A reliable partner for all the adulting in life. Unfortunately the majority of these are lesbians.

I’ve fallen in love with a lesbian once. Before she cut her hair and let everyone know she’s the “man” in the relationship. Gorgeous jet black hair, a mechanic in the military, mocha skin, snarky attitude that helps make the day NOT be shit and a gym bunny. She either always found a whiny gf or the bottom of a bottle. I wish I could have been on her radar, but some asshole guy raped her and set the example. She thought all guys would do the same. I honestly wouldn’t mind Mexican cooking for life if it was her. Oh well, life moves on

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Why you lie

It’s Cred Forums. I expect nothing less

to help pay for college i drew erotic commissions for people waifu's. i wasn't even an art major and wasn't that good but over the four and half years i was in school i made nearly thirty five grand in undeclared income.

most obvious issue, what are your bloodtypes? that can give it away VERY easily

This isn't a secret. Most men prefer strong women.

When I was 16 I took the v of a 10yo girl

A guy I deployed with did the same. He was actually a fantastic artist, and he fucking hated drawing anything that wasn't architecture, but people would pay him a lot for nudey shit, so that's what he drew most of the time.

I tell everyone that I'm looking for a nice man to date, but in reality my dream guy is a lazy slob who makes me clean up after him and slaps me around a little every so often. Just think of the stereotypical abusive husband but minus the punching and you've got a good idea. Obviously, I can't really advertise that I'm looking for that,

Wow, thread is still on.
Frat girl here again. Ask whatever you want ;)

I dildoed a hooker at a party with a glass dildo when I was 13. She taught me about clits and how to make a girl cum. It's a pretty wild story tbh

Sup I'm lazy and would rather not work. Wanna move in with me and pay my mortgage without gaining any equity in my home?

You're my dream girl

Tits pls?

I’m not sad that Kobe and friends died in a horrific helicopter crash.

it's great money if you have the talent. i know there are people on patreon that make over 5K/month doing that stuff. drives me fucking nuts.

Aren't you always here?

I like masturbating in public/risky places. I've been doing it since i was a kid

I mean, I didn't know them either...
Actually I think it's worse a mom/dad/and kid died in the crash and left one kid at home, imagine being that one kid who just lost his mom dad and sis, like, that seems worse but whatever, she doesn't play basketball so no one cares.

My boyfriend raped me

How much? Sounds like money well spent...

Beat both of the cats that I had when I was a kid. One died under the grill one ran away.

Own a dog now and would never do such a thing to her.

Join before it's too late imgur.com/637XmWv

I once thought that if you vore enough people, you become a fleshy clown car

Tempting, but it's bold of you to assume that I have that much money. Or any money.

What a faggot. Congrats on being part of the population that is the scum of the earth. Hope you get what's coming to you.

fuck off you goddamn bot

I lurk a lot here, at Cred Forums, /r9k/ and /soc/.

No use to me then!

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About ten years ago I was a server at a popular restaurant where I'm from when a 10/10 babe and her also hot mom sat down for lunch. I don't know why (well I guess she was so fucking hot) but I instantly got a chub taking their drink order which were two hot chocolates. As soon as I got out back to start making them I was like fuck this it's slow I gotta rub one out. So I went to the staff bathroom and started jerkin it to the thought of them sitting out there waiting for hot chocolates whiles their server was in the bathroom stroking his cock. That's how it started off but as soon as I was about to blow, which was only 1.5 minutes later, I realized I could take this one step further.
So I cupped all my jizz in my hand and casually went back to their mugs and slid some of my jizz into both their cups.I kept watching them as they drank it with a massive hard-on. The daughter even commented on how good the hot chocolate was and made a point to slurp up every last bit at the bottom with her straw and finger so yeah
I still cum buckets to that memory. Fuck she was hot

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I call bullshit as most guy seek out and put up with princesses. Then complain about their own immature choice

I’ve never told anyone except current gf about the waste of infatuation on this woman.

Greentext

>/soc/
Posting pics there?

What you're thinking of are fictional characters in TV shows. Not real people.

that is fucking hot

I’m in the Navy. Happens more than you think . . .

Oh yes. Funny lol

It's getting to the point where I can pretty much only get off if a guy is actively insulting me. Like I need to find a guy that would be willing to hatefuck me while calling me the worst things possible. I'm certainly not gonna put that in my tindr bio tho

That's what craigslist was for!

Fem?

Damn maybe I shoulda been using craigslist while it still let you do that kind of stuff. But I also don't wanna be murdered by some stranger soooooo

Yeah, which helps fuel the fantasy a bit

>hatefuck
How rough? Even Anal and BDSM?
One guy or more at once?

New thread?

How do you hide it? Lots of baggy clothes and masks?

what movie was this?

All of the above, honestly. There's no upper limit to roughness or meanness as long as it won't leave a mark the next morning. I've toyed with the idea of multiple guys, but it'd probably feel less degrading with more men involved. Less personal, I guess.

Where at, typical vintage house wife is what all guys really want, but we can't advertise that either...

Hot.
You know the rules, tits or GTFO.

Bareback sex? Deepthroat? Do you swallow?

Florida, and yeah, I think most guys wouldn't mind having a cute little housewife like me to clean up after them.

Femanons at Cred Forums... This is the end of the world...

$300, worth every cent