Bday tomorrow

bday tomorrow
trips decides what i do then

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Get shit faced drunk at the nearest public park at noon

stop drinking alcohol for the rest of ur life

pretty close

Kill yourself

if you wanted that you should be specific.

Suck Tom Roger's dick

> an hero.

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Reroll

Kill the current president of the United States of America

Rape a sheboon

im not based in the US and have no travel documents. would be quite a challenge for me.

Realize that Birthdays are for children and ignore it. Embrace the somber tone of existential dread as you realize that every day is a gift.

Yesterday is Gone. Tomorrow is not certain. Today is a gift that is why it is the present.

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suicide time

pretty sure im already way into the embrace and accept thing
when did Cred Forums become the new facebook?

kys

Eat a 5lb jar of skippy peanut butter in one sitting.

suicide

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suck 5 dicks X how old you are

Eat a carrot cake

Livestream your suicide

O my bad I meant eat your neighbors brains.

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will be 33

very unspecific

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thank you master oogway

go to a strip club and get hammered

gg / udafJ2x
post anything u want

Happy birthday

thanks

you gotta! post link