bday tomorrow
trips decides what i do then
Bday tomorrow
Get shit faced drunk at the nearest public park at noon
stop drinking alcohol for the rest of ur life
pretty close
Kill yourself
if you wanted that you should be specific.
Suck Tom Roger's dick
> an hero.
Reroll
Kill the current president of the United States of America
Rape a sheboon
im not based in the US and have no travel documents. would be quite a challenge for me.
Realize that Birthdays are for children and ignore it. Embrace the somber tone of existential dread as you realize that every day is a gift.
Yesterday is Gone. Tomorrow is not certain. Today is a gift that is why it is the present.
suicide time
pretty sure im already way into the embrace and accept thing
when did Cred Forums become the new facebook?
kys
Eat a 5lb jar of skippy peanut butter in one sitting.
suicide
suck 5 dicks X how old you are
Eat a carrot cake
Livestream your suicide
O my bad I meant eat your neighbors brains.
will be 33
very unspecific
thank you master oogway
go to a strip club and get hammered
gg / udafJ2x
post anything u want
Happy birthday
thanks
you gotta! post link