You wake up in a cave with no memory of what happened. Your girlfriend is still unconscious. You try to dig thru the wall but it is impenetrable without tools. dubs decides what happens next
You wake up in a cave with no memory of what happened. Your girlfriend is still unconscious...
>you die, #thread
You get fucked in the ass
>#thread
mouthfuck the gf
Kill girlfriend make tool with bone
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Rolling for gf tools
This
I must have gf bone tools
Screwdriveher
Eat gf and make her bones into tools
You go further in the cave and find this
fuck her till she wakes op. then force her to dig for the way out. Jerk off while she is doing that. spank her if she slows down.
LOLOLOLOL
kill yourself with bone tools
Kill yourself with bone tools
jonny takes a nice healthy shit. then he goes to find the wizard
Kill yourself with gf bone tools
Proceed deeper into cave and explore, while dragging your fuck buddy by the hair
Use the bone tools to kill yourself
Use your bones to make bones tools and kill yourself
Your fuck buddy is already dead and cut open and her tools have been made into bone, try to keep up
Also this
You eat your gf and make tools with her bones. you dig out of the cave and see a small town. dubs decides where we go.
The end, story time is over
straight to town, like a playa
Walk the opposite direction it clearly ends just to the right you fucking idiot.
Converse with the fine upstanding gentlemen hanging outside the convenience store. He must certainly be a vital contributor to society and have stories to share.
he wants to sell you a crack rock for 10 dollars
Take his offer and sell it to the guy in front of the hotel for 20
Tell L'Roi "brb." We gotta go snatch at least $10 of tip money off a table at Hooters and run up a bar tab we've no intention of paying.
the wait time for the bar is 30 mins
Inform the gentleman clearly stricken by white guilt that you'd appreciate $10 for a box of condoms so you and your gay black husband can go fuck in the McDonald's bathroom.
roll
steal the trump hat and put it on the hooters waitress' left tit as a distraction while L'Roi commences the tip theft
Tell the Hooters girl your bull is hung like a moose and it'll be $20 for a ride. Pocket the $20, take the rock from Reloy as payment for the hookup, and get back to town.
Convince one of the Hooters girls to give you head in public
Winrar!
Gonna be 30m before I get dubs again.
Tell Jethro that your friend, as a fellow self hating person of color, would love to trade hats.