So two nights ago I hanged myself in the bathroom to test how bad it will be. So far it wasn't bad at all...

So two nights ago I hanged myself in the bathroom to test how bad it will be. So far it wasn't bad at all. I nearly passed out and a lot of blood spurted through my nose and mouth.

Tonight I'll be doing it again to finish what I started. I not using a think rope and won't be hanging far. I'll hang myself in the bathroom shower with my ass close to the surface. I'll be lubing up the floor so I won't be able to stand up in anyway. I'll be tying my hands too,. Also blindfold myself. It may be a little painful but at least until I pass out.

So guys it was a god run. I'll see you in the afterlife or whatever there is. Peace

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Fuck off attention whore

kys

>elaborate, ineffective, melodramatic method
See ya tomorrow kiddo

why dont you go out in a cool way like oding on coke or md dont hang yourself do something fun for your last experience of life

Lube up your asshole more like it

see you tm user

Fuck off faggot

Live stream

pics or it didnt happen

I'm just glad this isn't a porn thread.

>blood spurted through my nose and mouth
This doesn't happen you fucking idiot, next time do some research

bruh you break the neck not choke yourself

It does happen. Due to the pressure you have hairline veins that can pop

Yeah but success rate is very very low

How did Robin Williams kill himself then?

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See you user

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Go away. I wouldn't want to see you in any fucking realm. You deserve suffering.

dont bump this shit, let it die with op

Real men don't announce their passing to a crowd that won't care

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>gonna commit suicide because I know everything

hurry.

I used to think about suicide all the time. Then I realized I could just stop going to the doctor and do drugs.

Now I don't have to get told its my fault im sick all the time. I go to the ER when I have a respiratory failure or my organs start swelling and the doctors treat me better now that I'm more ill.

Instead of hoping that someone is going to help and killing myself emotionally I just know they won't. It's depressing but so much easier to swallow.

I know ya guys don't care but there are just soooo many ways to go ahead and give up like society is screaming at you to do. No one actually cares, just carve out a warm place to hurry up and get one of the cancers.

If you are so depressed as fuck that you really need to kill yourself why don’t you try robbing a bank and hand out cash to random strangers? You would make someone happy and at the same time you would get shot to death, win-win.
Stop being a selfish faggot and off yourself by doing something nice to other people

sounds traumatizing as fuck for your last moments

what kind of defect would kill themselves?

because it isn't usually base jumping, high confidence, skilled tactical planners in great shape that are considering suicide tween genius

what farked up way to go. Do something at the very memorable...like the Skyking.
Maybe a zoo death? many animals can kill you if you give them the chance.
Definatly take a lot of drugs before the attempt.

The considerate, self reliant kind?

May your transition be peaceful Cred Forumsro

So...is it acceptable to kill yourself slowly?

Why beg for attention on Cred Forums if you wanna die.
Live or don't, it's up to you.

Oldfag here. When I was young I was the same way. Life seemed not worth living, passive suicidal thoughts daily. I had to change my perspective on what it means to be a human, our purpose for being here, etc. Now at the twice the age I was then, I wish I would have discovered that earlier. You are responsible for your own happiness user. Help others. Volunteer. It ends up helping you more than them.

YLYD

take some pain killers before and it will be better

>why take time to consider and crowd source the biggest decision you're ever going to make?

right how dumb

Wow I grew up thinking there was a magic happiness fairy. Good thing all these new age millenials are out telling people that they make every decision in their lives and almost nothing is some "horrible obstacle you never asked for". Gosh without this five month old oldfag, I would have kept screaming at the sky wizard for stubbing my toe instead of wearing shoes. Thank user.

Literally just kill yourself.