Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me.
Karate
>Pasta
hahaha every one stripe bjj white belt could take you out
I’d probably cum if you even lightly graze me so who’s the real winner here
5 years that's it? I didnt know they had a class that gave black bets for participation. I actually earned my black belt after 20 years of four days a week classes of ishnaru karate. I could hand cuff both my arms to my legs and take a bullet to the gun and still fight you off. You have no strength and would break your arms trying to land a punch on my muscles. And dont even think about putting me in a lock of any sort. I could just pick you up and slam your dumb fuck face into the fucking ground
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, I’ll bite.
Grappling>Striking
I have a blue belt in Judo. I could whoop your ass and look good while doing it.
>also karate. Really?
Would you really take a bullet to the gun?
based
Well congrats on your hard work. But karate vs. mma, or martial arts like Muoy Thai, Dutch kick boxing, or western boxing are more effective against karate. Do k1 since you already have the karate part
Sounds pretty hot, you can slap me around a bit and once I’m good and ready we can fuck.
Wearing a silly costume for 5 years will not affect your combat proficiency
retarded russian thinks "she" is hot shit
I hope you can dodge bullets
Congratulations but how are you going to make up for the inherent lack of strength and weight compared to men? I don't care how much you've trained but if you're 50 kg against a 75-100 kg ape, you're fucked
I guess you could try. I've been proficient in Krav Maga since 2011.
Karate is not really that efficient for street fights, where fighting actually matters.
Brown belt in Krav Maga
black BJJ
lol no
either is krav maga fag
It would feel pretty nice if we were dating, i'd feel very secure.
Oh yes you can beat me up mommy~
post feet for science purposes
Krav is meant for street fights dumbass.
I'm joe rogan with a gun and I just killed you
I know this is bait, but 1st level black belt isn't shit. Even if you attained 10th you'd still be lacking. There is no mastery if there's always improvement to be made.
Oh my sides, silly gril, Don't you know that Girl & Child Black Belts are only good for holding up your panties?
You wouldn't.
So, we good.
What streetfight has you bound and kneeling in front of a guy with an AR?
I gotta bite
me:
-91kg
-186cm
-Rock climbing 7 years + lifting weights
-Been training in a boxing gym for about 2 years, for endurance, I don't do fights, but I do spar a lot with guys around and above my weight.
Now let's say we fight. A street fight, no rules
My reach, weight, overall strength, balance control and constitution just to name a few, far exceed your own.
Hit me before I hit you? unlikely, I'll keep you at a distance by using my reach, speed and strength.
Grapple me? Bitch, I grapple mountains, I'm used to shifting my center of gravity, it won't happen and if you would manage, shifting my center of gravity far away from you will make my 91 kg seem like 500 instead. my grip will just force you to hurt yourself.
But not that it would get that far.
Men will undertestimate you.
They will fight you on your terms due to our shitty sense of honor and fighting a woman, winning or losing are both shameful, because we know we have the physical advantage.
I won't do that.
I'll go in to the fight with the mindset of 2 enter, 1 leaves intact.
Being the logical ape man that I am. I already know that the longer it lasts the more chance of unfortunate damage to myself.
Therefor, I'd hit you full force for a few punches, if you drop your guard even a little a, I'll grab your head and gauge your eye with my thumb, bet it's as easy as popping those bubblewrap bubbles, if I cant get your eye, I'll grab your ear and tear it of in half a second. Your world will be crumbling and you'll be shitting your pants 5 seconds into the fight.
Then, depending on how I'm feeling about you, I might just break an arm and a leg, snap snap, otherwise grab your head and smash it into the ground or a wall.
Your only chance for "winning" is attacking me before I know it's a fight, suckerpunching like the little bitch you are.
>"I'll go in to the fight with the mindset of 2 enter, 1 leaves intact."
>"Your only chance for "winning" is attacking me before I know it's a fight, suckerpunching like the little bitch you are."
street fight and competitive match aint same thing sweety.
>It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
this sentence alone tells me you havent spent a single day training. neck yourself mongoloid
You do know not all of us here are Americans, right?
>Blackbelt
>Highest rank
Bitch, im a 3rd dan and you can suck my boken
clearly you have no idea about krav. The point is to be able to disarm your opponent as fast as possible and by any means necessary. That means whatever it takes with whatever they or you have.
>blackbelt
>True master
Western retardism
This is the mindset that gets peoples ass handed to them.
But don't worry OP, I wouldn't be handing you your ass, I'd be copiously helping myself to it, a few times.
And when I'm done, I'll nicely wipe the cum off my dick with that black belt and throw it in your face xo
I mean yeah, she could probably kick my ass 'cause I am a weak pathetic piece of shit. However Martial Arts and a street fight are very different things.
This thread again?
RIght, so basically. anybody that want to live and is acting on instinct?
Ill hold a knife you do what you can while I slice the shit out of you while you try to grab my wrist
A gun wins every time
Jokes on you faggot most people would kick my ass
>thinking that spending 5 years throwing punches and kicks into the air means you could win a street fight against an average male
karate is mostly bullshit techniques and anyone who knows how to drag someone down to the ground would kick your ass if you went in with your ching chong shit, at least pick some good ching chong like muay thai or something
>woman fighting
The Halal way is to brutalize you with a lead pipe.
That’s pretty damn hot, but it would take more than just a black belt to deal with me.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
That won’t work user, your foot will only get stuck.
> Picture of kyokushin
> only 5 years
Also a black belt kyokushin chick from Russia, like in the picture, could probably win in a fist fight with the average b-tard. At least use a picture of one of the meme karate styles for this bait.
>five years
my easiest blackbelt in American kickboxing took six years and you are by NO MEANS even NEARLY a master just because of the black belt