ITT: things that seem illegal but aren't

ITT: things that seem illegal but aren't.

Ex. Walking out of a store without buying anything

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Ha ha ha lmao

Raping animals for their breastmilk

Rape

Consensual intercourse with your dog

sitting next to the cashier and staring at them silently

sucking cock if you're male

Jerking off to non nude pics of young girls

It was kinda funny

How exactly does the dog consent?

Putting peanut butter in ramen noodles

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You should be illegal, you fucking hellspawn demon.

shitting in a cup and putting it under/behind your worst neighbor's potted plants

By not letting sign that he/her don't like it, by staying still, and by initiating it themselves sometimes

Standing up the road from a police speed trap and signalling to drivers to slow down

Animals cannot give consent. Bestiality is still illegal ya dweeb

Not everywhere buddy

My girl puts it in her grits

She also puts butter and onion rings on her hot dogs

Zoo porn
Mods stop being fucking gay.

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You can load hot dogs with all kinds of stuff. Ramen an pb sound a bit gnarly.

She fat, yea?

Sounds like a land whale. Bet she eats deep fried butter

IM CALLING THE POLICE

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Flying a helicopter carrying 8 passengers without a terrain awareness warning system or black box

saying no homo whilst being gay

Peanut butter isn't uncommon in noodle broths.
You're not special whitey

watching tv without the tv license

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p-p-pweez nu mwista anawn sir, i >w< hav thrwee kids

>whitey
>pic related
Lol you're a fucking joke

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