Has Cred Forums ever fucked someone famous?

is this a get thread?

yup... double trips confirm this thread is going faggotry

reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/2tn1a1/i_need_the_help_of_a_clever_person/
does this count lol?

Kinda "locally" famous

I banged the blonde weekend weather girl when she was in vegas with a brides maids party group.

funny as fuck because she got engaged like 2 weeks after it...

I fucked the model who was the girl on one of Tub Rings albums. I got some of her nudes on my pc, I'll see if I can find them again and post

Calm down Dan.

i fucked the local slut. every dude in town have been with her, so she's kinda famous.

Name?

details man... details..

that would be great user

No, stop making this retarded LARP thread you autistic teen virgin

Meh, I'd only heard of her recently

Olivia Wilde handjobbed me at a Denny’s in Burbank in exchange for a grand slam breakfast platter.

Imagine cumming on that fivehead

And on the thirtieth day of the new decade, Trips begat Trips.

m00t saw this, and it was good

Huma?
Huma Abedin, is that you?

Yes, Anne McMillan. Know her? She's famous internationally.

Why do people make these threads and just never participate in them? What is the goal? What is the motivation here? I swear Cred Forums shitposters are the dumbest people on the planet.

Grand slam for you or for her? And what did you get?

Let us ignore for now the fact that you're a huge faggot for not going with Moons Over My Hammy

The new decade begins in 2021.
Just sayin'.

Evelyn Taft L.A.

her pussy have more mileage than a trans siberian locomotive.

I fucked Hillary Clinton at a bus stop in Kansas a few years back.

>autistic teen virgin
Nice compliment here, bro.

no way! how was it? did you came?

Yeah i know, i just didn't want to indicate that i was a pedantic autist

That having been said, pedanticautistbrofist.jpg

What in the blazes did you just fucking say about me, you little of little

faith? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in horse riding, and

I've been involved in numerous secret raids on national banks, and I have

over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in horseback warfare and I'm the top

gang leader in the entire county. You are nothing to me but just another

robbery target. I will rob you blind with precision the likes of which has

never been seen before on this Earth, mark my God dang words. You think you

can get away with saying that faithless drivel to me over the American Postal

Service? Think again, pardner. As we speak I am contacting my secret network

of petty criminals across the county and your horse tracks are being traced

right now so you better prepare for the storm, feller. The storm that wipes

out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead,

pardner. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred

ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained

in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Van Der

Linde Gang and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass

off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known

what unholy retribution your little "clever" letter was about to bring down

upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking faithless tounge. But you

couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn fool. I

will have my horse shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're

fucking dead, pardner.

Spit or swallow?
Kinky slut?

you were dropped on your head as a child

Hi, fixer. What's new?

Thanks bro ;)
You are a true robot.

I'm the Royal Fucker.

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would totaly do it just for the fame. Already taught about it multiple times.

Isnt she dead?

whatever. jerk off by yourself like a grown heterosexual man

Swallow, pretty kinky, and pretty big libedo, after first night she spent next two in my room with us having sex 3 times and one more in the morning (I had a suite because I stayed there a lot for conventions).

She also likes cocaine (i didn't give her it).

Yeah and cam it so we can all watch

wrong again faggot

You are funny. Not sure if retarded or normie, but you are funny kek.

if he did i on cam then that makes him famous

>kinky
Into anal?

I dated the waitress from how I met your mother for a couple of months.

Don't troll the poor normie. He is just a normie, can't help himself.

I slept with Riley Reid back when we were in high school.

So no, I haven't.

I'm an oldfag. Oldfags didn't do this queer shit. We didn't show each other our cocks and talk about how were we COOOOMING. We just looked at porn, did our thing and got on with our day.

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Not me... but this I tell you completely seriously.

My dad use to fuck Whoopi Goldberg in the 70s.
White guy, looked like a young Ted Danson at the time so there is a type I guess.

You sure that wasn't her brother Oscar?

>i can't count to ten
>i'm not autistical-like

Tibees, she has a sort of popular youtube channel

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Define famous? A few friends and I used to gangbang a girl and she was one of the models for those big hunt arcade games.

Don't you have anything better to do than LARP on Cred Forums?

Honestly, you are too old and normie. Reddit is your place now. Sad, but that's life.

>Evelyn Taft L.A.
is this her?
instagram.com/evelyn_taft/?hl=en

>gangbang
Greentext?

nothing really to green text my Cred Forumsrother. My friend worked in the custom automobile industry. Helped organize shows. Always need models. Her agency was in the same city. A bunch of us would hang out. She couldn't handle her liquor and we'd all end up taking turns on her.

>you're not a fag so you're a normie
wow thanks Aristotle kill yourself

how easy was it to fuck a model asking for research purposes

Ah the irony.

Her name and how many men fucked her?

Pretty easy I guess. She wasn't uppity or anything. Pretty chill. We also weren't a bunch of neck beard fat fucks though.

Do porn stars count?

name of the agency

Different user, but I've fucked 4 models total. The 1 who did the tub ring album art as posted above, and 3 others who did alternate modeling like suicide girls shit. One was the promo/booth babe at our work who sold our merch. 1 was a local burlesque dancer who did grinder shows, and the other was my girlfriend for many years, who did modeling on the side.

They're not hard to fuck, especially the alt ones. They all have daddy issues. As long as you treat them like a daughter they will fuck you

How easy is to fuck a B list LA actress? Asking for a friend.

how much does a booth babe cost nowadays.
got pics of them?

no... but loved to be choked a bit while being fucked

>instagram.com/evelyn_taft/?hl=en
yup

your mom!

she is now

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holy shit. dont blame ya. she looks hot as fuck

had a homosexual affair with Arnold Ziffel is the late '60s

Anita
4 of us
She was in Big Buck HD

Not really famous, but I fucked a cosplayer with like 25k followers on Facebook lmao

Depends. Some bro told iCarly Girls charge around 75,000 and they are B- list.

name?

Hot bitch. Tittyfucked her?

DP and kinky shit?

That's so much money.

I don't know. Who would be B list? It's really easy to get laid there regardless. Lots of desperate chicks looking for attention.

Although I hated the area. Ended up traveling for work a lot then ended up settling down in Washington.

better question. was anyone NOT for sale in la

>desperate chicks
Names of actressed you fucked?

75k for a few rounds with jennette mccurdy sounds like a good deal

Yea. Dates zoey Voss (porn) before she got into porn. She really is from commack Long Island. Real name is Nicole

I don't recall any true DP like a dick in the ass and pussy at the same time. Although all holes were fair game.

What would normally happen is she'd get drunk and latch herself onto one of us. She and a guy would sneak off to a room, but then slowly others would join. Lots of her sucking a dick and getting fucked. Maybe not truly gangbanging and more like running a train on her.

No real kinky stuff except the occasional ATM

user told Miranda charges 75k and Jennette just 15k. The nigger story killed her career apparently.

being a coal-burner really reduces your stock by that much?

I mean everyone has a price I guess. But I was talking about in general the girls there that go to make it big, but end up waiting tables and sharing an apartment with 5 other girls
No one that you would recongize

once u go black. we aint taking u back. kek

soooo pics of ur conquests then

No, but I fucked a Nobel prize winner's ex up her fat butt a bunch of times.

absolute king shit

I haven't been in the area since 2013. I'm sure there are some pics somewhere, but that would mean digging out a couple of old laptops that are somewhere in my basement.

Don't care, post names. I'm curious.

how u come on b with no naked pics at the ready for sharing

So, no darkies in the USC frats?

Once got a blowjob from a girl who is now in state House of reps lol. Not impressive. Remember dyslexics, state not federal house.

I'm lost, user. What that means?

Guess I've become less depraved after all these years

Meh.

Kill yourself... ...slowly...!

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I fucked Anastasia from real world Portland.

itt

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Fucked a Japanese girl when I lived on Oahu who was a pro LPGA player. Real petite, wasn't the best, but she was L O A D E D. Her parents were famous in Japan as well, but never met them. Mom was an ex porn star and the dad was an Major league baseball player in Japan. Met on Tinder, not much else to say.

This bird is full of coomers

MORE FUNNY POWDER!

I have fucked 3 girls who have been in the British Paralympic squad.

AMA

BULLSHIT
MIRANDA IS PURE
MIRANDA IS LOVE

Real or campus myth?

was it consenual or are you the British Larry Nassar?

All consensual.. I have been to the past 2 Paralympics as a part of the team. Some of those girls are DTF

fuck user. ur dick must be big to make paralympic material. kek

is one of them ellie simmons?

Real.

haha no, all three are actually pretty normal size and cute

what do you do that gets you on the paralympic team?

Im a physiotherapist

yo mamma

nice going man

For the record the girls i fucked were
1) Hollie Arnold she is an F46 Javelin thrower

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No way, waifufag. I don't believe the college pasta, but Dan Schneider fucked her raw and hard.

oof don't blame you at all

Sammy Kinghorn a wheelchair racer

pic sorry Sammy Kinghorn

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Thought that was Brie Larson.

Miki from Lush

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when/how was she?

the bob ross of math? how exactly did you fuck her

Story?

Bump