Waifu thread

waifu thread
>Gangstalicious edition

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>waifu thread

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Derp is here

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Any choice can be a husbando user, shame you went for 3DPD though.
Yo
Look at how they massacred my boy..

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Mmmm, I got nothing atm then
And a nice meal before bed too. But hours before bed. I hate going to sleep with a full stomach. It hurts

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No worries. Maybe someday... Someday I'll find someone who shares my tastes.

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Yeah, pshhh. Imagine that.

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I don't think you get it

Ayo.
What's cookin' good lookin'?

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who said anything about spending on games, torrents all the way!
pewpew
mabo favo robo

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I'll take what I can get, not really picky at the moment.

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>I might watch a movie or two on some shady russian websites
Hell yeah, the most safe and the only websites that won't try to pump viruses in you.

Fair, everyone does at some point. Like me with wanting every single Assetto Corsa DLC.

The difference is that I got them.

The exact opposite of what I'm telling you to do.

When did I say not on Assetto because it's paid? It's because it's ass!

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I want to see a gameplay of this
Nothing right now and I am famished. What's shakin, bacon?

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Hey there
Taking a nap after I eat thanksgiving dinner is pretty based, but that's a once a year kind of thing. I tend to sleep like shit if I try to clock out right after a meal.
Well I see him posted every other thread.. What am I missing? Someone is clearly infatuated with the guy.
What's good yo?
Soon™
Well it's not like I have any money or useful information to steal anyways, huh?
>Inb4 my pc and phone are already bitcoin farms

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I'm making it look more interesting than it is. There's only a handful of dumbshit tracks/cars on here.

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oh, but what if im an ass man?
make sure to wear your mask

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You just jinxed yourself. Good job! Now your computer is Mother Russia's Computer!

thanks, smartass. but unless you own a steering wheel, your experience will be sub-par.

shiza...

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Big titty Ninja waifu

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Make it a bank instead and write it off as "Advanced force reconnaissance training". I'm sure the brass will love it.
Я глyпый aмepикaнcкий тypиcт.
Extra cushion in case she trips and falls while hopping from rooftop to rooftop.

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Yeah that's because of all that melotonin in the turkey and the itis just hitting you but ngl. It's the best sleep I get after a meal. Probably the only sleep im fine with after a meal
Sonic mod when?
Just buy a hot n ready you peanut

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Yallo

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Aw fuck.. SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
But I want pizza.

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Did you get Honkai Impact 3rd?
They're dropping S chars for free.

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HOLD THE FUCK UP I SEE HONKAI IMPACT 3

>she was posting her cute

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Hello other Floof!

CS:GO Treatment, nice.
>tfw someone hacked into my friends steam
>tfw he figured out because he was playing CS on it

Hello again, tiddie cute.

JOJO!
ORE NO SAIGO NO HAMON DAZE
UGETOTTEKUREEEEEEEE

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fekk. really been considering getting a steering wheel, but at the same time i dont do enough outside of strat games to really bother
pat pat
look at this cute

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doing alright user?

Yes. The greatest Android game...

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We'll see
Would you recommend Honkai? I don't know much about it.

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Bandana, shades and a cap should be good.
I'm not a peanut.
But I could get them for free.
SO NO CHI NO SADAMEEEEEEE

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Feeling better?

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>gacha mobage garbage

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They have probably saved her life a few times ^^
Hello cute how are you doing tonight?

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Hack and slash type of game, with great waifus and extreme graphics. I've been a player since imediatly after the beta. I regret nothing.

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Just a house full of snoring ass people, yeah. Maybe i'll try to make a turkey this year.
Ello b0ss
Well you could just buy a pizza with the money from the bank. Come on senpai, where's your foresight? Then again, i'm sure you're a grunt for a reason.
No shit? I used to play that like a year ago. Don't let me get dragged back into another mobile game hole!
Based ruski just wanted to play some prime cs.
It's inevitable my friend.

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trust me, i'm looking

immensely

absolutely destroyed and btfo and killed off of waifu threads for eternity

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Kiana, Kallen, Fu Hua, and Rita are my baby girls
All are peanuts in my eyes
Dude I knew a guy who snores like a bear within 3 min of sleeping. It's awfully loud

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Really glad to hear that. Keep it that way.

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Yes. It's a 3 day drop. S char, S equip and diamonds.

I am already at 44 degrees on the cpu ... fuck my life.

Kiana has a cute move but she's basic.
My team atm is Sakura, Theresa and Seele

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So how are you tonight, stranger?
I'm a big sleep-talker, apparently. No one ever tells me what the fuck I say, just that I talk in my sleep a lot. It leaves me with a subconscious fear that i'm gonna spout some weird fucked up shit unconsciously.Kinda like that one user that sleeptalked an incest dream.
>Remove side panel
>Place fan next to hole
Sometimes you gotta get bootleg as fuck with it.
I'd reinstall it but I barely have enough time to play my PC games, let alone jumping into another mobile one. I've got naps and beating off to handle, you know? Busy schedule.

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fuck

asian bingo soon

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I was talking about my phone lol :3

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Right on. There was a PC port right?
Pray for my wallet.

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make sure to wear something bulky too, change your shape and all that
me2
whats asian bingo

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-kiss-

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She may be basic. But simplicity is all I need. And cute moves like neko paw?
I didn't think it actually happen but one night when I couldn't sleep and a bunch of people were sleeping i can here people murmur in their sleep. Funniest one was when a friend of mine sat straight up from his bed saying "Hi there!". I asked if he's okay and he replied with "No bro." and goes back to sleep
Give poutine

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Evening niggers and smugs

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>asian bingo
This isn't helping alleviate my suspicions of you being a sex worker, you know.
Oh. Ice pack from the freezer, maybe?
Nice trips btw.
A prayer from a heathen like myself? It'd probably make you wind up spending more.
No shit? I actually used to do some pretty similar stuff. Sitting up in my sleep, at least. If I sleep on my back sometimes i'll wake up to the feeling of my body slamming back down onto my pillow. Can't stop getting those ab gains even in my sleep.
Howdy

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I see the holy google friend is telling me that there is a computer port supposed to launch in december 2019. I don't know where the actual game is... but I'd stay on the phone... my phone is literally more powerful than my computer

Sure, but I've played her since the beginning. Still no upgraded version of her yet... stil just an A character... While Sakura is S from the start.

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Gacha game?

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I have a question

Good evening

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Depending who you are, I have an answer

How goes it on this fine day, fellow floof connoisseur?
Yes good
Ey b0ss can I habe hamburger pls
JOOOOOOOOOOOJO

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Actually I don't have a question, I just wanted your attention...

how's that bender recovery coming along?

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Hello shinobu
Dude I wish I was kidding. People tell me i dont snore or talk in my sleep. However I move a lot while sleeping. Idk how to feel about that. Slamming your back sounds ungodly painful to wake up to
Oh no I just dont stick with White Comet. I'll play any Kiana I have
I do too

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why do you still tripfag here
back to telegram

I salute the mad man, and would have given him the finest vodka of all the lands.

Pretty good. Kinda getting sleepy, but I can get through. How about yourself?

read above

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You're welcome then

I'm still there

i have a thing for you

>furry tripfag botnet

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What happened to Akame poster? You go cheating on my boy we're gonna have some problems partner. I'm coming for those kneecaps
b0ss can I habe de pussi please b0ss I have a cancer
Not really painful, it gets cushioned by my bed. Still leaves me a little shook though. Had me reconsidering whether or not I thought ghosts could be real the first couple of times it happened.
I'm sure he would be very grateful.

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Ask shinoa

Stop imagining me as a sex worker

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my husband snores a lot it is unbearable

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:)
-hugs-
claimed
now im gonna have to get some tomorrow

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nobody cares and why are you here

>What happened to Akame poster?
Avatarfagging

kill yourself and then do it again

what happened alice
why dont you post your waifu anymore
why are you obsessed with oldfaggot cock
why are you a pretentious nigger

nice quads
that requires me recognizing waifus
thats a cute
ghey

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You dare challenge me, smugs?

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Is it money?

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alice needs to kill himself

I don't think he comes to these threads anymore..

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Well at least a big F in chat then.
Running out of storage on my phone. Looks fun.

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eeeee -loves being claimed by you-

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nigger

nah, like im attracted to you

uh, how?

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No, but it might be some yandere trap hentai

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its not gay if its cute..

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nigger

duek dear just needs to love herself and alice again~

shut the fuck up you know hes the only reason youre here

hrt going well?

>him

Please don't spam-link me

why.. i'm pretty boring in the personality department..

That was a good read

Please stop

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Oh, alright. I'll accept that. Nothing wrong with a bit of gay anyways.

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Based quads. It's a little hard not to when your imagination is as childish as mine. You're living a double life, Rem poster. I'm sure of it.
>
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who is alice and why are we shitting on him?
Tsk. I'm telling him you're a hoe when he gets back.
Who needs useless things like food and rent anyway, right?

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N

i have my reasons

Astowolfo

Based

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Seems there's a lot of butthurt here tonight over me having done literally nothing

Well, I do like men..

Oh he knows I'm a slut (for him)

Please don't say the N-word

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hey cutes

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gay reasons?

Biased

add me, cute-face :)

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again, nothing wrong with a bit of gay

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I

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G

yes gay reasons

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Cringe
What's up love?
Peep that timing.

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Not bad then eh?

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Okay I'm leaving now, I hope you all have a wonderful day

damn I want my hair to be that long...

cute

no please

Please stop ;~;

liike in my ass gay?

your waifu is really cute

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i am only here to try and make the best for her~
im a guy though~

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You all comfy back home now?

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probably

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Getting sleepy eh? You must be a few timezones east of my place
Weh, just passing the time before I have to go doot
God I miss him
Hello donut

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I like to imagine that sonic poster actually just has a ravenous passion for Sonic that he shows by posting Sonic pictures as fast as he possibly can for his gay, spiky lover.
If you think about it that way, it's actually pretty romantic.
Nohomo.
Have a good one

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alice is duek dear which is this girl here ~

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Henlo, trap lover.
Should I even ask for sauce?
Exactly, screw responsibilities. Still saving up for a PC though.

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Ghosts aint nothing to be worried about. All they do is try to spooky you. My source for this is how my closet doors would open at night even when I kept them closed
Get me some too. I'll pay back
Not good enough and I challenge all
You tell me

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lol, nah. it's 5:27 PM.

Yeah, I suppose so. How about you?

Yeah, unless you're gonna be playing car-fag games a bit I'd say don't go for it.

Damn right, Crystal Skull Vodka by the man himself, Dan Aykroyd.

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im leaving btw

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>duek dear just needs to love herself and alice again
>and alice
>alice is duek dear
>is alice

>and
>is

Am I having a stroke, what the fuck

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stop fucking responding to the tard

well idk if you're comfy or not

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does that tilde~ faggot have a name

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Don't we all?
>Girl
>On the internet
So anyways enlighten me on your discord drama. What I miss?
Based PC master race.
That does sound exactly like the type of shit I would do if I wound up becoming a ghost. It's all fun and games until a mf dials the ghost busters on your ass, though.
A country comprised entirely of alcoholics. Gotta be a wonderful place, really.

Drinking water. Getting food. The usual.
Mostly in case I lack some vitamins and shit, considering I don't feel bad.
Mostly muscular soreness as ever.

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Well fuck. There's no actual sunky, so that's as close as you're gonna get. There's this, though.

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Just drinking and smoking tonight going lurk on Cred Forums and play vidya

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Wouldn't be surprised if I'm gonna be honest
So only one, then.
Ok but no one's asking the real questions here
Why do you always put a tilde at the end of your sentence?
>No image
The anticipation is killing me

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people are referring to her as alice~ it is simply for clarification dear~

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There we go, now ya got it!

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I have a damn good intuition after all.
Half asleep sachiko posting is dangerous work.

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the tilde tard is extremely based

we are just old acquaintances and she didnt know i was here~
she was not happy when she found out~
does it make you read what i write in a singy voice~

...

no it makes me read everything you say as extreme sarcasm