Dick rate thread

Rate me?

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Hows mine?

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wheres the penis/10
ok i guess/10

Thats cute. Got more?

Hey Cred Forumsros, this is a video of me a few nights ago. Id love to hear what you think
c3ecc4b
Motherless

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Perfect!

Cute 5
What an angle! 7.

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Ty

Bump

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First time letting random people see my wiener.

hope at least one of you isn't a dude

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Nice head 6/10

This is me
motherless /c3ecc4b

8/10
7/10
6/10

Opinions?

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Thoughts?

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Who wants their dick in me...

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I want my tongue in you, getting you all wet for a yummy cooock

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More please. I love dicks that point up. Strong 8.5

Hehe. Can I guess? Five inches?

almost 6

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These would have been so nice if they were intact. They went from 8/9 to 4/5

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8 nice head.
Also an 8

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r8

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Thanks for the 8/10

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Op, you have a very long penis but I'm sick of seeing it from the same angle every day. Can you take a new pic from this angle?

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seans a pretty big dude, so i did this too

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Anyone here straight but love these threads?

looks kind of dry unless that's just the lighting. 8/10 as well

me again

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Omg fucking amazing. I wish i could feel it in me

"""""""""straight"""""""""
Bend over, fagboi

I would love one of these in me

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looks melted and dry. 4/10 for the cock, 2/10 body. 0/10 for you because you make these fucking threads every day and constantly spam your mediocre dick and reply to yourself, and thank yourself.

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So speaking as someone who gets a lot of dick pics and really enjoys most of them, don't take dick pics on the toilet. Seriously it just fucking ruins it. I'm helping you out you'll get a lot more attention this way

Apparently this is the way to take pics like this

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Gay user? Of femanon?

Good looks lol I usually just be sending em to my girl more often not on the toilet tbh

Also idgaf what u are that’s somebody else

Im a fag, literal fag lol. I'm going to let you in on a little secret sweetie, if you send a dick pic to your girl sooner or later she's going to show it to her gay friend. So I want to make sure the worlds supply of dick pics are as high quality as possible.

True bro

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That looks tasty honey, much much better. I love how the left nut hangs lower like it wants attention first. 8/10 wouuldsuck

A little to furry, but nice. 7.5/10
9 if it were clean shaven

I’m proud of my huge balls and big cock

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One more for ya

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You ever teabagged? Those balls are perfect for tea bagging. And I'd love to stroke the shaft while you were bobbing up and down

Okay so it's too furry for me really to enjoy sucking on. But I would be honored to take that in the ass

>intact

Yummy dickcheese and two-pump chumps! My FAVORITE!

Seriously, sweaterschlongs are fucking gross. I've had a few and ALL were pathetic compared to every single cut master race I've been with.

I love having a sexy woman suck my massive balls

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I'll tell you sweetie you will never have a woman who knows how to play with balls like a bottom boy does. We know what they like and we love to make it happen

Do you think they’re massive?

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Uh huh, I think I would have quite a fun challenge getting them both in my mouth

Check em, they do make me feel like more of a man than most dudes. Knowing my balls are way bigger than most dudes. Thanks

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you little sissy!!!!!!!!!!

10/10 perfection

yall post the hottest girls u fucked too

Never show just the balls no matter how nice they look. Balls just look silly by themselves . Always let the cock in the shot. Here's a good one for you, squat over your phone and set the camera on a timer. That way your balls will be the focus but I'll still get to see the rod

why is it so dry

seethe harder jewcock.
Imagine letting someone cut off part of your dick and deluding yourself into thinking it's okay

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>fucking girls
gay

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Much much better. That looks like a tasty treat that I would suck clean after I stroked you to completion, while sucking those hefty balls

I love having my balls talked about and complimented. It’s my favorite, my monster balls

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Looks kinda sickly and too hairy. It could be tasty if you trim and take a better picture

If Oscar Meyer made a penis this would be it

I need to take you to my favorate bath house lol. We would have a whole conversation about them

Who else likes them wet and shiny?

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>cuts disease transmission by 3/4
>reduces HIV contraction by 60%
>reduces chlamydia and herpes contraction by 50%
>eliminates phimosis and septic infection
>clean
>aesthetically pleasing
>adds natural ridges for her/his pleasure

I've been with a fair few different cocks, user. I've seen tiny ones and massive ones of all colors and shapes and I've seen plenty of cut and uncut too. Uncut is SO much worse i never way that counts.

(by the way, not a Jew. white, atheist of norse descent).

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daddy/10

I would love that, jealousy. As awful as it sounds lol, I’d love it. Jealousy over my overwhelmingly large balls

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I don't know if you called jealousy LOL wed all want to take turns sucking on them

>Magically reduces diseases
That's been debunked
>clean
Cut the whole thing off if you don't know how to shower.
>aesthetically pleasing.
Only if you have shit taste
>Natural ridges
This is the opposite of true. Natural has more interesting texture and shape. Cut is just a dry rod like a wooden dildo.

no niggers allowed.

jew/10

Well there are a few guys there that are "designated tops" and would never touch another dude's junk. The most of us would want a turn

slave marked/10

You're stupid smegma filled shit dick has been debunked bitch

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I mean I’m sure a lot of guys would like to have balls this massive lol

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I see they cut off your IQ as well as your foreskin

Hello

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8/10

Thanks user

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Why don't you pull back your foreskin and see what kind of dogshit falls out you savage porch monkey

Imagine being this mad because you only have half a dick lol

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No bitch face, I'm mad because I love to suck dick and everytime I pull a foreskin back on one of you Savage pieces of shit, I have worry about what kind of garbage falls out of your fucking filthy dick pouch

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Stop sucking off homeless crackheads then. Normal people shower every day.

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Dick rate server

discord_.gg/VBtrt5W

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This is the Danny DeVito of dicks

Cope

It doesn't matter fuck face, you juvenile monkey people don't even take a moment to pull back the fucking skin and clean under it. Shower doesn't fucking help if you red rocket looking motherfukers don't take the time of day to do it

holy fuck moar plz

Cut or uncut?

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I bet you don't even wash behind your fucking ears you filthy piece of shit

7.5/10, nice cock

would suck

thx

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good dick

Looks nice, tho i prefer clean shaved and oiled

Natural > mutilated every time
Nice dick btw - 10/10

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if no one's gonna comment on this masterpiece then i will, you're gorgeous user

Join before it's too late imgur.com/wc7F6uf

>CDC study has been debunked
You're funny. dumber than dogs hit but funny.

>slippery slope fallacy
kek

>shit taste
I've had more than enough dicks in my day to have an objective and excellent opinion of them. And I LOVE dick.

The split between the shaft and head is the most important ridge and sweaterschlongs don't have it. Plus, like I said before, nearly all the two-pump pumps I've been with were all uncut/uncivilized. The trending is clear.

>juvenile monkey people
This guy is sucking off homeless black children and he thinks he's better than everyone

agreed.
that's hot

Thanks user

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nice an ticc.
would suck

Thanks. Feels pretty good too.

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could use a better angle and a shave.
So you eat fruit btw?

Have sucked 10/10

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Weird blue fleshlight pics are me as well.
>So you eat fruit btw?
What?

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Beautiful. Would smash/10

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Why do cutfags have to cope so hard? Are they really that dissappointed?

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based.
You know cutfags are going to seethe over this

Look up "degloving"

OP needs to breed

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great cocks
Rate my dumb video btw

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8/10 or better

moar pix and videoz plz

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thx!

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Gay faggot here add my snapchat will send dick and ass pictures with face Fuckmehrd0

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moar pix / vids please

what do you do for cardio / exercise / work?

Wow that is some LEGENDARY projection and butthurt.

Rate me

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7.5
7
6.5

Rates?

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7/10

Add my Snapchat I show dick with face fuckmehrd0

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kik mike0320 for 8 inch uncut cock

You honestly need to fuck off. Your dick isnt God and you pollute every thread you touch. How am I suppose to get off with your sad dick in every thread you overweight fuck?

I can always use more of you! Your are fantastic and I'd love to spend time with you

vomit/10

My balls

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That's what I'm saying and yet this cunt post this sad dick pic every 8 hours

Join now before it's too late
imgur.com/2pyBVc1

Bump forbmoar cocks

that cock looks heavy. mind if i hold it in my mouth for you

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I don't hate him that much lmao, but he is always the one that posts isn't he?

Anyone like?

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6.5/10 cawk

8/10 balls

more pix plz

Love it 9/10

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My co-worker told people who post in these threads are gay because they are all getting rated by other dudes. Is this true? I told him girls rate too. Who's right me or him?

it's all gay/bi dudes lmao, sorry to burst your bubble

Yeah girls don't give a fuck about cocks. Only dudes care.

Noooooooooooooo!

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That's a nice one.

7,5
9
5
5,5
k.a.
7
5
7
4
8
7,5
7
6,5
6,5
6,5
5
5 only in your dreams
7
6
6,5
6
7
7
5
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Rate

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rate!

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6,5/10

7,5

5.5
8.5

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8.5/10

7,5

or to make it simpler take your dick size in inches and that's your rating in n/10

always been curious, /10?

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The formula (inches)+1/10

Thanks much

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6.5, nice length and aesthetics, a bit thin though

Ayy anons

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Thoughts?

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8.5/10
8/10
9/10

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Can’t believe it’s still going keks

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what ya think?

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6 inches

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Any opinions on my virgin cock?

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This isnt cute its pathetic you faggot 2/10

8/10 would love to see more angles
7.5/10
7/10

Can’t believe this is still going keks

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7/10
8/10
8/10
7/10

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From a Photoshop thread, you handbreeding faggot.

7.5/10

gorgeous fucker, wanna see your stomach balls body hair

Complaining about a pic posted almost 11 hours ago keks. The derangement syndrome is real

Cute as fuck. I'd pick that precum up in a heartbeat.

wy ar u gea?

dude don't shave that shit is hot af

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9/10 I like your whole package

9/10 great cock. got kik?

Noice

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Cute

So many nice cocks in this thread! Ok I'll post one, how do I look?

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8/10 nice
7.5/10
9/10 moar?

honest rating?

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Hii b

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kEk tHrEaD iS sTiLL gOiNg gUyS
>Look at my monster breeder that has never touched a woman
>Look at all the many position I can do
>Thanks gay user
>I'm not gay though
>But here is my hard cock
>And show me your hard cock
>And rate my cock
>And I'll rate your cock
>I'm not gay though
>No still haven't touched a woman

9/10 show balls pl0x

Got more?

This guy gets it

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Samefag edgelords that can’t come to terms with liking looking at anonymous dicks online

no, I love looking at dicks on the internet, it's just that you as a person are so pathetic, it's hilarious
literally zero self-awareness

Not samefagging just another person tired of the same retard coming here for exhibitionism and when no one bites he invents his own dialogue praising his incredibly average tool and tries to hijack threads

I would like to add to what you said by saying that even if it was the nicest dick on the web, it would still be pathetic to behave as he does
and flooding is always retarded

Sorry user technically not mine got the photo as part of a long story just like having people talk about his dick

Meant for

Wow, thanks for the 9 rate!! Sure, how's this one?

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>it would still be pathetic to behave as he does
>and flooding is always retarded
this

bi curious here... this got me hard.

thanks for the rates guys, I can't post more from work tho, sorry

More samefagging delusional derangement

denial

Poor pitiful narcissist can't handle that he's nothing more than average. How pathetic. My last response on this you don't deserve my or anyone elses attention.

I don't think anyone here denies thier gayness user. Except you.

>replying to your own dick pic with another dick pic and complimenting yourself

More samefagging, it’s very pathetic

tako good long look at yourself

Lol speak English twat, probably too busy jerking off to dicks to be able to clearly state a sentence. Ya fuckin cock worshipping weirdo perverted freak fuck

Bump

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This boner is your fault.

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R8?

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More

So I feel it's safe to assume everyone in here is gay lol so I have a question. When I was younger (13 ish) I let my cousin talk me into sucking his dick and while I'm not necessarily attracted to men iv been craving a dick to suck. I'm married with kids and pretty well known from a small town. What's the best way to do this discreetly without possibly tarnishing my reputation. Thanks in advance.

Here he is soft

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I'd say grindr, but you'd have to drive to a different city where nobody knows you

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Got a bj from a bi friend of ours once. All while my gf had her tits out and watched.
Shit was cash

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7.5

Maybe someone will enjoy

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Thoughts?

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9

What do women say when they see it irl?

I’ve seen this dick in these threads too many times. Take a different angle FAGGOT

9/10
Love your balls

Nothin usually. I think fewer women are as worried about size as we'd like to believe especially as long as they still cum

pleasant dick 9/10

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I take that back. I did have one giggle and say it was cute but it didn't hurt anything, still fucked lol

Jesus that monster looks tasty 8.5

Thanks

Anyone else fapping to this thread?

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oh no

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They probably hope he makes a lot of money so they can cuck him for a hung chad on the side

Can you show what's under that skin?

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Most women know what I do for a living on the front end.Its usually how I meet them. They also usually know I ain't saving no hoe lol And just bc I have a small dick doesn't mean I'm a beta. Kinda hard to get cucked when you dont commit. Project your insecurities/fetishes onto someone else fag

Sure I can

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kys fucking insecure coomers

Fuuuuck I wanna suck on those balls

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I used to play soccer a lot, now sometimes I do cardio on a elliptical
Thanks man I'm glad you like it

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That's hot

Holy fuck this is like me and my gfs dream dick/10

I know I'm small but some might like it

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Make it bigger!

kek why are smallfags always so insecure

show it soft lol

Just be like me: get a vasectomy and don't reproduce if you have a small dick. Let the guys with big dicks pass their genes on, so no future male children have to suffer their entire lives with SEVERE, self hating insecurities about their small cocks.

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I'm glad you keep showing yourself

I hope that's a botched vasectomy?
otherwise I'm not gonna get snipped, hell nah

anybody on xhamster want to jerk off together?

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legit the only 0/10 in this thread. Jesus it's like you have radiation poisoning.

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It's really small when I'm soft lol

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No it's a picture taken immediately after. The bruising goes away within a day.

Was that you?
How much did it hurt afterwards? I don't mind pain in general but I fucking hate ball pain

Circumcision is wonderful, isn't it?

I'm that small sometimes as well.
But I'm also a very good grower and am 6.5 to 7 inches when hard.

Yes it's me. Didn't hurt at all during procedure, felt like I had been kicked in the balls for 1 day after. But after that it was smooth sailing.

any more pics?

I wanna suck it

show soft while standing up. take a frontal

.welcome to our chats.

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