ITT: If you get dubs, you convert to Catholicism.
ITT: If you get dubs, you convert to Catholicism
No.
Went to catholic school as a non catholic fuck it... rolling
Fuck God.
Catholicism? damn.
I won't touch kids though fuck that.
Heathens
Trips mean you join the priesthood
My family is already catholic
Rolling again. If singles, God hates me.
God loves you, but your faith is weak.
k
pew. Thank god.
Already Cathlic. Tell you what, if I get quads I convert to Satanism
It is written, you will not put your lord God to the test.
Ok
OkAy
This is why numbers in the church on the decline.
Hope still a calvinist
you wont get me today jesus!
roll
Yeah, nah. The teachers of religious law and the Pharisees are the official interpreters of the law of Moses.[a] 3 So practice and obey whatever they tell you, but don’t follow their example. For they don’t practice what they teach. 4 They crush people with unbearable religious demands and never lift a finger to ease the burden."
You have seen the light, brother! Sign up for RCIA!
Damn. I must be saved.
Roll
Gonna be a lot of empty pews come Sunday.
Deus vult.
Glory be.
No, u.
roll
Can it also mean raising a large family to a faithful wife user?
Fuck the papacy
40,000 protestant sects today. Open interpretations means self worship.
Based
Giphy! You always do this!
You hate the Lord!
> Bible
> (((subverted))) organization led by funny hat dude.
Hmmmm
Also, Jesus was a jew, you fucking dork.
Rolling
If it wasn't for the catholic church you would be speaking turkic right now and praying to Allah five times a day with your nine year old wife in tow.
Unironically being a christfag?
Gay
Is fucking sheep before or after converting?
>your nine year old wife in tow.
So it wouldn't be all bad.
no way fag
if i get dubs, itll be a sign
Welp
B-But I'm already catholic, the priest touched my butthole and everything.
Lmao
Raept
Good boy
rolling for super catholic. if I'm already catholic this should make me the next pope.
you're thinking islam.
I'm ready
It would take a lobotomy to get me to become a christ cuck. Fuck you and your dubs, too.
Ok
Let's see. Roll
never again