Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Is this what you fucking faggots call a ylyl thread. In what fucking world do you think you can post this shit and get away with it? This is not just insanely outraging it is also utterly disgusting and disrespectful. When i was your age people didn't just come into these threads and post actual dogshit, they posted the good stuff, funny stuff. It's in the name, you laugh you lose. That means you need to laugh, no one can laugh with this shit in here. Wait till i show you what a real laugh is, i will let you know i graduated top one in clowns school. Nigger
Lincoln Peterson
This isn't "you laugh, you lose". It's "you lose, you lose." Congratulations, son. You lost.
Common misconception. Pollen is key to their diet, just not a ton of it. Pic is stupid either way, they're not going to be gathering it out of midair even if they want it. carolinahoneybees.com/what-do-bees-eat/
Lincoln Foster
Reminds me of Donkey Kong 64
Kevin Brooks
Genetic testing on plants is done like this.
Justin Walker
Lost
Ethan Jenkins
why would you need to genetically test a plant? srs question
Nathaniel Jackson
Better than a weeb avatar.
Kayden Thomas
this joke is actually incorrect >seems like the joke's on you for thinking it was funny
Change the DHCP range on the router so that the last dozen or so IP addresses can't be given out, then set the oscilloscope to an IP that won't get taken. The future ain't stupid, people are stupid.
Jose Taylor
top kek
Connor Nguyen
Lost
Kevin Lewis
Why did I lose to this shit.
Ian Rivera
The Corgi seems fine with it.
Brandon Garcia
wow the start of this thread is so wholesome
Ayden Cox
consume poo
Robert Johnson
wait a sec. The Army has fucking red dots for the fucking M2? SINCE WHEN?
Brody Garcia
This is gonna be the next navy seal or actual true story unbound
Ryder Robinson
I have over 300 confirmed laughs
Levi Martin
huh, so it's like if you listen to really smart people like doctors. And ignore really stupid people, like news anchors, society can be better for everyone.
Jaxon Allen
that will get you a business degree some classes require understanding
Jeremiah Fisher
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.
They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.
Carter Jones
Is there a clip of this somewhere?
Owen Roberts
Fuck
Daniel Ramirez
>fixed
Camden Cox
Lost
Aaron Peterson
The problem isn't what is the solution to this, The problem is why the fuck does a lightbulb need to have wifi capability?
Nicholas Ortiz
Touché. A giggle was had
Gabriel Bell
this bitch looks like john egbert fucked will toledo
Josiah Johnson
Add another panel with a galaxy brain caveman that's labeled "proto-Indo-European tradition".
Gavin Lee
Hello Jew
Samuel Kelly
Niggers every time
Bentley Roberts
Kek
Jacob Cooper
Retard
Aiden Cruz
lost
James Sanchez
Kool Kids Klub
Connor Edwards
This actually make me laugh at the first line.
Nathaniel Murphy
I hope those donuts are Kosher AND Halal
Hunter Martinez
she's dating all 4 corners of the autistic spectrum
Jason Edwards
Lost. My sides
Ethan Bailey
This is literally true and I will save and share this.
Cope and seethe harder Nazi retards.
Ian Evans
>what's the joke (YOU)
Carter Garcia
And communism is fucking epic
Mason James
I'm assuming this picture's story here, but I've yet to see a this result that wasn't from a sucker punch or hit and run, typically with a weapon, and then getting caught and lying to police while the other lefty faggots try to hide them, and also lie to the police.
Jeremiah Barnes
Chink shill detected. Release any bio weapons?
Josiah Cruz
If this turbo faggot reserved an ip based on MAC this wouldn’t be an issue. This is a turbo attention seeking faggot trying to brag about owning something that costs $5000
Joseph Turner
Based if true
Brandon Ward
Hell yeah I remember that. Fuck Nazi retard punk ass bitches. Not in my town.
Isaac Peterson
Ha ha, idiot
Hudson Brown
Go ahead, insert those images kid. They'll prove your point. Ur so smart uwu
Carter Richardson
XD
Isnt it weird how all the racist ppl here live BBC threads? It's almost like they have crazy ass personal issues about their dicks
This one does feel quite dated to 2016 Cred Forums
Sebastian Hall
>buy
Justin Ross
Is this real or just a shitpost?
Ayden Barnes
Relatable
Liam Wright
Lost
Jace Cox
i get this and i dont know how to feel
Xavier Scott
Legit kek
John Stewart
then another one behind them all >feuerbach
Henry Anderson
another impossible beauty standard for wimmins smh
Brayden Lewis
B I G K E K
Landon Howard
God fucking dammit I lost in the catalog
Jose Baker
not really, I read it in the proper order, but nice try
Landon Long
Y-you too...
Lucas Rivera
>DUUUDE STOOOOP NO SCREEN CHEATIIIINNNNGGGG take me back
Alexander Wright
Studying really is cheating though.
James Hernandez
This. Fuck me I lost.
Zachary Ortiz
How the fuck cant you understand something basic like suicide
Luke Morris
IRA memes what
Jason Wright
no
Henry Fisher
I actually kek to this now, you piece of shit. Keep going though. It’s the only constant on this shitty fucking board
Isaac Morales
I have never ever read that pasta
Jack Carter
the larger slot is actually the neutral, and should not cause any harm if you insert anything into it...
Daniel Torres
Nope. Forced them China to keep themselves open to trade so that Britain could engage in the lucrative opium business.
Andrew Wilson
Lost even before I clicked the thread. Good job user
Samuel Cruz
Fuck man, the thumbnail looked like a 3 eyed blue monster looking at his yellow finger, then putting it in its mouth
Austin Young
No i'm a human and i will continue posting that in every thread
William Ross
you're assuming it's wired correctly.
Anthony Phillips
>The future ain't stupid, people are stupid. this
Adrian Davis
Lost to clown school
Grayson Cox
It said discovered. Not invented
Josiah Foster
>when none of your crew have gfs so one of you starts wearing a wig for the other 4 to share.
Colton Sanders
Pajeet is farther from a bugman than the white roasties
Chase Brooks
What
Logan Lewis
Gave me a chuckle
James Sanders
I long for the days of Jimmies being Rustled. Everything today is just triggering and coping and projecting.
Hunter Scott
Neat
Kayden Smith
Hah was one of the officers who responded to the scene on Hwy 9. Dude was wrapped around a pole and had a Sig 220 in 45acp loaded with a mix of 45, 40 SW and 9mm lol. How he fired at the old lady down the road i have no idea.
Henry Miller
For you
Michael Sullivan
>snake charmer Did your uncle teach you that trick?