Anybody want to volunteer to shoot me in the head? I don't have any money to pay though, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it...

Anybody want to volunteer to shoot me in the head? I don't have any money to pay though, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Also you can fuck my corpse, so that's a plus.

Live in SA

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SA = South Africa?
SA = South Australia?
be more specific faggot

this

I'm heading to one of those SAs in a few weeks to fuck a girl I guess I could stop off

South africa bitch

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I'm heading to the good SA, good luck though

If you are white put in as a refugee and come to Australia. Things are much better here bro. Not worth killing yourself .

can confirm 80% of the people I work with are south african these days

Need a timestamp pucture, to see if the corpse would be worth fucking.

Show a picture of youre feet's, no shoes, no socks, plz

I’ve been thinking about doing this myself. The two things that are stopping me though is the fact that I’m a fat and ugg fem so I gotta do it myself.

You idiots will fuck anything

I would do it myself if I had a gun. But sadly no gun

Must be a tranny

why would those things stop you? they don't really change anything

Agreed. Fucking a fat corpse sounds quite good

Then either of you happen to live in the U.S.? I really don’t care if you dismember me either.

no, but on vacation there this year. what part of the country?

South

I'll be headed to atlanta and houston to see family. anywhere neither either?

What the fuck how does he get a killer before I do.... Life really fucking hates me

I’m near but still pretty far from Houston.

You could also try Whisper.

idk dude, I'm not going to south africa or I'd offer

like how many hours drive? first time in texas, don't know the area

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3 hours. I don’t have my license yet so this won’t work out. Fuck.

I've got an international license and 3 hours is kinda fuck all. I regularly go over twice that in a day for work.

I'd drive 10 hours to fuck a fat corpse tbh

Hmm do you use Kik?

yep. what's yours?

Guess I'll just fucking hang myself then

Can I steal your stuff as payment?

seems like a waste.

maybe try Cred Forums? sure you'll get banned but worth a shot

surely there's enough things in south africa you do not need a bullet lions, snakes, ebola, conflict zones...at any rate, you probably shouldnt do it

I'm not trying to have a suffering death.

you live in the US deep south and cannot find access to a firearm? seems weird as fuck

you could try not dying

you life systems are designed to survive, that's literally what dying is to your brain/sensory systems, i suspect even when you blow your head off it must fucking hurt like a motherfucker only we are too stupid to understand that sort of space time

Dude 30 years has been enough in this shithole

I don’t have access to any and don’t know anyone who has one.

why not just leave the shithole, since you already want to die?

This life is a shithole I mean. I have multiple mental illnesses which destroys people around me

everyone destroys everything, it's what we do as modern beings...surely you can focus your talents to do some good perhaps?

Well I really want to destroy the world

i doubt you can destroy a planet, but that's challenge enough to live to

I can if I build a death star

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that's the spirit! go forth you glorious faggot, build the death star!

If anyone is interested in taking a step further to fulfill my wish.

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if ur in SA just like unlock ur door at night and give it a month

i cannot construct death star, it's against my religion

>a month
look at the optimist over here

What are you? The Republic???

dude said he was poor so i was thinking maybe that bought him some extra time

just walk around in a black township, you'll get shot and raped in no time

now i have the idea to post a similar request with my "friends" adress

Cunt

it's just a prank bro

Nice feet

no, i am nihilist

That's racist

That depends if you have a pussy or not.

I have bussy