>walk into your house
>see this
>wat do?
Walk into your house
Go and play Overwatch like I always do
First I would ravage both of their assholes for as long as I wanted. Once I was done I would
pop the gas line and throw a newspaper in the toaster. Chicks with dicks are still dudes to thats gay and I cant let anyone know all of the gay shit I do.
Fuck both of them
most based post I have seen all day
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Based and redpilled
Set the house on fire
ask them how there day was
ask them if they would like to be untied
ask them if would like anything to eat or drink
then let them be free outside
You aren't gay if you're the one fucking them
You're just establishing dominance
Doesn't change the fact my penis would literally be inside of another "man"'s asshole with my balls slapping his. Plus my dad is super homophobic so I would still burn down the house afterwards to let NOBODY know.
Everyone has an asshole. It's easier to get in some rather than others
Are you really letting your Dad cuck you like that?
Hard Truth: my Dad ain't preventing me from getting muh nut
Call the police
>ravage both assholes
>keep lefty for personal slave fucking
>auction off righty to some other degenerates
>I now have boipuss AND monies
Excellent choice, good sir
Name please??
these
left one is ella hollywood and right one is natalie mars
Assuming they're there for nonconsensual reasons, and that the person who put them there just is not in the area, here's what i'd do
>free them, drive them to my house
>let them sleep in the bed and what not i dont care
>Fuck it i'll even make dinner
>next morning comes
>"Hey, you dont have to tell me what happened, but I need 100 pictures of you guys screaming at these rocks
>Pull out bowl of rocks
>They must scream at all of them twice, and there are 50 rocks.
>Both of them need to do this.
Imagine setting fire to your parents house just because you're a closet faggot.
Take out that nose thing. It's hideous.
Anyone have the vid of Natalie crying on cam while jerking?
Sauce for that?
Why the fuck are everyone who fucks trans girls wearing condoms? Does wearing a condom make it less gay? Pregnancy risk? It fucking irks me
color me interested
Helps with clean up
Yea, same since I heard it existed. Apparently she was on cam and upset but kept jerking off. Would love to see her upset.
How? Just cum deep inside the boipussy, or all over her face like a man. Skin on skin feels and looks so much better.
lol girlguys
Do you know what else is in butts?
poop
Untie them and take them on a nice date at the local rodeo.
Enemas my dude. You see any condoms in the anal category on Pornhub? No, because mainstream porn has figured out how to deal with the hazards of anal and also that condoms are aesthetically revolting.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Interested
I would pass out :D i mean thats dream come true right there
Sauce
I would the same man. 360° straight into them
Enemas aren't one hundred percent effective.
admittedly the porn industry is really up on their testing. so the risk of std is hella low
Any hole is a goal
call the cops, I aint no fucking coomer like you OP
See how it's so stretched. Really going for that prostate boy. It's gotta be like a continuous shit stream feel. The very definition of a life in suicide
i love nosehooks, they look so dumb like that and that's hot
>Plus my dad is super homophobic so I would still burn down the house afterwards to let NOBODY know.
Unless your dad and family knows the trannies themselves, then I highly doubt they would ever find out. My parents never ask about my sex life. I doubt yours would either. if they did, then that's fucking weird and quite frankly none of their business.
Still, you'll notice that there's an ocean of anal videos where there's not a single speck of shit on the guy's dick. It's literally only trans videos that still do condoms. Perhaps you're saying trans girls' rectums are poopier?
Based user and his bigbrain stonks
I hate this board. It only fueled by curiosity for traps, and now I can't even fantasize or think about a regular woman without them having a dick.
Oh way poopier!!!
They gotta carb load before a big scene
If you hit it from behind you don't see the dick.
Plus, everyone knows a true trap/sissy wears a cage
This must feel great
Excellent
probably the thing that they're made for because trannies bounce thru dudes like a pogo stick adur
This blatant transfobia is making me sick, how dare you
>you're saying trans girls are nastier?
big hella yes
Some how you're gayer than the two trap fags. Congrats.
Bruh! it's science
>Not inviting your dad over for a foursome.
Why even?
kek when it's all the female pornstars with the aids and hiv.
Only oldfags get the hiv. The young ones stay clean.
call the police since I don't know these women, how they get into my house, and why they're tied up
My dad is a 60+-year-old man, it would be inappropriate. I'm not into seasoned old men.
>women
he doesn't know
so dont put salt and pepper on him done
M8 you gotta season ya meat. especially if you're putting it in ya mouth
that's not possible
today is Friday
Double-murder day is Monday
They're just going to have to stay tied up all weekend.
You can marinate it and it'll be fine without the seasoning.
The chad of straight men.
Yeah, but what's in the marinade?
release them and ask them politely to leave my home.
Cheese obviously.
Ya know what? At this point, I don't even care if I'm Patient Zero, just as long as the apocalypse happens now, and over 1/3 of humans are culled, I'd be happy.....
Steal everything , fuck roasties
They jump on top of you and strip you naked before you get a chance to fight back. You manage to slip away from them and stand up but not before they give you a viagra suppository. You are now face to face with them with a raging erection.
What do?
Dick cheese?
>TFW you steal from your own house.
Are you a nigger?
That call would be retirement day for any sane cop xD
If you insist user.
>sane cop
topkek
Break them by using them as Cock Sleeves for about 3 days, no sight, sound or food the only touch is when i rape them. Then turn them into pets where they walk around on their elbows and knees with blinders on and tape over their mouths. Then after a month the one that behaves better turn them as permanent fuck maids. They do all the house work and feed/clean the other one and between being fucked silly they get to watch TV and sleep in a bed. Then switch them around between pet and maid role randomly so they'll never get into a routine.
>Then after a month
Have you kept your knees bent for a long time before? They'll pop.
>bowl of eggs
Kek
They aren’t called flaming homos for nothing
would untie them and politely ask ella if i can fuck her ass
>her