YLYL NEW THREAD
YLYL NEW THREAD
Ayden Flores
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Ian Nguyen
This is homophobic.
Gabriel James
Angel Watson
Michael Moore
Jackson Flores
Okay? And?
Joseph Hughes
Faggot.
Jack Gutierrez
William Reed
>Suck the femdick, bigot.
Kevin Torres
No, it isn’t.
In case you’re confused, people can choose what kind of genitals they play with. If someone doesn’t want a penis attached to their guest, that’s okay. Generally, it’s not cool to lead someone on, passing as a woman, and then be mad when they don’t want to fuck you and your penis. I’m saying all this in the event you’re not a troll, and actually that fucking dense. Now begone
Angel Martinez
Jaxon Phillips
Leo Moore
I lost
Christopher Taylor
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Jacob Cruz
bruh source please.
Daniel Hernandez
Not funny bruh, long read no pay off gtfo
Thomas Thomas
Dude, you're so fucking lame. Do you and your daddy drink chocolate milk and pretzels together, while your mom and sister fuck the high school art teacher?
Asher Moore
newfags
Juan Morales
Ayden Carter
kek‘d
Ian Garcia
Michael Barnes
Bentley Martin
Charles Moore
You should not tell stories, user.
Zachary Howard
Nolan Hall
>be me, 19
>deathly afraid of girls
>be more afraid of asian girls because of their glasses
>talk to an asian girl
>she starts to like me, smiles
>at this point you see right through the LARP and are already writing your comment
>She stands up
>Points at but right above me
>"Look over there"
>Suddenly in wagon
>Hey you, you're finally awake
TODDDDDDDD
YOU FUCKED THIS UP FOR ME
NOT A SINGLE DAY GOES BY I DON'T SAY TODD DAMN IT.
Angel Harris
lost
Angel Murphy
Bentley Sanchez
What ever happened to the good ole dinosaur days?
Thomas Davis
If you can’t clock someone as trans before you shove your hand down their pants you’re literally retarded or are trying to cope
Colton James
Actually, liking traps is 100% heterosexual.
Dominic Foster
Landon Kelly
Here ya go, newfag
Lincoln Brown
So 80% of trans people who are murdered are black. 90% of black trans who are murdered are killed by black men, frequently because they attempted the pass "trap", the trope naming scenario itself. Whatever skill it takes to spot a tranny would seem to be be lacking in black men, who's reply to this humiliating scenario is an almost uniform psychotic rage.
William Martinez
>be me, taking drivers ed test
>doing well, speed past cop
>i'm in a 1996 Saturn SL2, just to flex
>turns on his flashers and tries to pull us over
>I pull over
>he takes my license, gives it back
>think he's done, so I drive off
>sirens on, he catches up
>wonder what I did again, decide to drive home so my whip doesn't get jacked
>he follows me all the way home like the fucking tent pitcher he is
>enter said home, hoping the copper will frig off
>intense knocking ensues
>I hear from the cop:
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOAUR