Rekt type YLYL

Ill raise you

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Dat filename

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fuk women are useless, kid gets whole head run over 2 times and pinned under car, gets up like a champ, wopmen gets pushed by bumper and instant KO.

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what the fuck

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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What's the allure of this copypasta?
Ofc young relationships never last.
I never understood the funny part of it.

Unbreakable

It was funny the first time cause

>we're not a thing anymore

I tought that ment that mom and sis had been a thing

But yeah, am slow

It's not entirely unfunny though. It's just i see it so often and in my mind it's a 3/10.
There's lot's of funnier pastas around that hardly ever gets posted. I understand and respect that tastes in humor differs though.

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I loled hard

Would have been better if your dad predicted how your sister's relationship would end tho

>and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"

cringe

Explain someone?

Oblivion face design. Got damn elf

So did user fuk his sister? I'm confused

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Idiot.
Kid's bones aren't fully formed and hardened yet. They can bend easily.

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...

This video is the exact reason why I have and always will refuse reverse cowgirl.

faggot

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>alpha winner who gets laid on command
>pathological impregnator of girls since grade school, when some teacher, Miss Erickson, sucked my peepee
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard
>few days later brings the dude home
> tall, scrawny, middle aged guy, very feminine looking
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a student, back when he worked in grade school
>I knew that twink looked familiar!
>tell sis it's a tranny and used to be called Miss Erickson
>next day police knock on the door with "bad news"
>turns out sis shot "Mr" Erickson, then herself
>laugh uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Cats have anal glands like skunks do. You don't see them squirt often. That was a big one.

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best picture in this whole thread

Based doggo

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downy bitch

they did an interview, both survived the initial impact, the kid later died of eternal bleeding

fucking rekt

This, you could scare them enough to shat that much. I often see them doing that before the beating starts.

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based quints, i always just thought that pasta was cringy.

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>quints

They're quads you mongoloid

Not true. You're a faggot.

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kek

Lying nigger.

Cuck dubs. I always thought you were a faggot

Based boomer

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Kek

niCE

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>eternal
kek

my dog released her anal glands at the vets during an examination. It smells almost vomit inducing

he should have closed fist hit him a

Snap ring rims are so dangerous

How the fuck you wouldnt see the train approaching? Even if he is deaf, you would look to both sides before crossing. Its even like he did it on purpose, but his last reaction seems like it isnt the case

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TOP KEK pic!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this doggo lurks Cred Forums

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I was expecting that funny banana

>the hero of kvatch

Even dogs hate niggers

fake

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>eternal bleeding

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Wow, what a moron.

horese cocks checked

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>2 times

"Twice" is the word you're looking for, mouth-breather.

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geese are such feroscious animals.

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Perhaps it helps to not shout from the kitchen

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lel

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Please tell me this was Florida.

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Got me.. Nice

clever

disgusting
why the cop had some electric cuckgun?
where is the real gun?

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My man.

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Mario lost his cap

skillz

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This did not become an X Games event.

>bestgore
was that spicy pepper?
female nigger died?

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pepper yas dunno about death

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>never show the back of your head
this triggers le nigger unconditional reflex

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happy end

The most retardedly clever thing I have ever seen.

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Fake

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Based. Anyone got the full video?

spicy pepper inside cunt / rectum is indeed lethal

is it?

Build the wall already

why trashbags can't live in peace?

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Nigga 'sploded into red mist, holy shit.

what a hero

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Lost

Doggo dindu nuffin

...

work smart not hard.

what's the difference between niggers and dog shit?

Eventually dog shit turns white and loses its smell.

kek

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Who is this boy?

This made me fucking cry laughing this morning thank you

Any more like this?

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that orange suit guy deserve a blow job

Really? Because if one ever attacked me I would break it's neck in 3 seconds.

>plot twist, they were actually fighting the wrong people

remember to tip your fedora after

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Kekekekeke

Me Chinese! Me drive car!

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Is the the coronavirus in full effect?

poorly staged. is this what passes as humor? poorly acted out staged videos of retardation?

best so far lol

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i think this is kinda rekt

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I wasnt at all upset.

consume poo

what was he trying to accomplish exactly? was there ever any hope this wouldn't go horribly wrong?

Always upset me because for a black girl she didn't look like a monkey entirely. Now her good genes are lost from the pool

She looks like a monkey enough. No fucks given.

imagine the constant lingering scent of piss/cum that car must have now

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this is actually the worst rekt video ITT

bad monkey!
that's what you get for being a silly monkey, now pay up for the damaged car.

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there are apes and monkeys living in the wild with higher IQ than these people.. they seriously cannot help themselves.

Some one didn't know how to drive a motorbike

LMAO

imagine driving with a permanent squint

you'd eventually drive into a huge drainpipe too

Yeah, composite of a train passing and the guys without any train. Saw a FX artist break this down as an example of how to do it right.

Black guy would have been shot.

coming to america. the real story.

poor pepe
I hope he'll get some super aids or other disease for this
fucking animal

One less idiot in the world.

lost

KEK

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Stupid fucktard. Quad means 6 and quints means 7. You are off by quite a few, faggot retard.

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>eternal bleeding
god fucking damnit Cred Forums

> Nigger still gets his ass kicked even with help from his chimp gang
Niggers really are useless at everything. Well almost useless, until a certain president made sure to ruin it.

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always so eager to get married. calm your tits

I've seen 10 of these and am absolutely not interested in seeing the rest.

checked

Yeah, Wuhan Virus

Sauce?

Saved.... not sure why!?!?

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boredom is a hell of a drug

always stomp on the head. always. these filthy nignogs should be necklaced

I think they got this for eating bats or monkeys
frogs should give them something else

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lol...

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Did he die?

The video is fake as fuck though, pay attention to how the nigger hits the weeb, he makes it look like he's swinging hard but hits him with his forearm, deliberately.

What the fuck. lmao

I'm so confused what the fuck is happening.

checked. nice follow up.

well use ur brain if u have one

kektacular

Examine the woman slouched in the back seat. Examine her equipment and shit-eating grin. Examine the radio equipment mounted forward of the center of the front bench seat.

Quad is four you absolute fucking moron.

That's not how you wash your windows

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Now this is good stuff

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I figured he was just a shitty fighter and when he missed the punch figured he'd drag through and try and push goku-san down instead

wtf

I've seen spank and tickle videos that were more rekt than this

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Canada. Just some meth heads.

Street slopes downhill & based boatbro is master of gravity.

Why would anyone stage something that retarded? I totally believe that niggerbitch did that.

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wasted opportunity for skyrim intro

Hello, fren!

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Nuggie

dubs of b8

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delet

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that poor dad, i feel for him
20 years of rising his son and then this shit

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see, this is a disadvantage of having a big dick

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did the rev door just cut his finger off????

Good fathers don't raise bad children. Even if you're born gay, you're not born Fagmaster Level 999, Inventor of Genders and Lord of the Dance gay. That shit comes about through horrible, unspeakably bad parenting.

Someone explain ?
Does this actually hurt ?

Was that actually his phallus? Or just a piece of animal fur that stuck out. Either way, that's animal cruelty and not cool. Please kill rats humanely and quickly.

nigga you gotta use the correct pic!

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bet he got some paid vacation for that shit lol

nah, it feels great

consume poo

MOODS WORK

I'm just thinking he's dumb as fuck. It would be way easier to just back his car up to the boat and not risk death by doing what he did

Well it doesnt look like it hurts...

Savage

fag patrol is back

Why does he? It's not even the same greentext, he's edited it

the only retardation here is you

yea and whos gonna have to clean this up?? surely not the woman

Fucking lost hard. Was not expecting that when I open the pic.

>rekt ylyl
>faggot posts random animal rekt
Yep, you should neck yourself

poor fwoggy

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Aaaarooon!

reminds me of this

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Fucking Czech'd!

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Great country

reverse movie

How does this happen? Did he fuck up or was he just unlucky?

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I bet she's a lot of fun at parties.

Yes

holy fuck

Split rim wheels use a locking ring on the outside bead that holds the tire in place. One-piece rims have a fixed bead. With a split ring wheel, an average driver can change his truck's tire with only a jack and hand tools. The style isn't very common in North America, but split rim wheels are widely used in rural areas of India, China, and Central and South America. The rims are dangerous when misused or badly maintained.

Working Explosion

After pry bars loosen the ring, just a few pounds of pressure can launch your locking ring, turning it into a projectile. This is especially problematic because you need to edge the lock ring loose when you change a tire. Safety administration bodies and manufacturers suggest removing the valve completely before touching the ring.
Random Explosion

Given a large truck's standard 60 psi inflation pressure, nearly 12 tons of force pushes on the locking ring on the rim all the time. That kind of weight can cause any small crack or defect in the ring to form a weak spot. If the ring cracks, the rim explodes, potentially killing or injuring anyone in the locking ring shrapnel's way.
Underinflation Danger

Any time your tire drops to under 80 percent of the recommended inflation pressure, the tire must be completely deflated. The ring must then be reset before the tire is re-inflated. The ring can shift out of its groove if the tire is under-inflated. When the tire is inflated, the dislodged ring can fly off the rim with the new pressure. Therefore, the tire must be inflated to over 80 percent of the recommended inflation pressure at all times.
Mismatched Components

All the components used in your split rim wheel must match. If you use a lock ring designed for different wheels, you could cause the ring to crack, leading to a possible explosion.

>eternal bleeding
FUCK

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You could lose your penor.

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ugliest mudafaka
last man was good for 1 season

Unbelievably based.

yeah. got repetitive really fast

Right into the powerlines?

Tf is she so hurt about, the kid took most of the blow there

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was it going for the dogs dick?!

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his face

Lol that got me

who's the chink?

Watch it again. Do you see any bricks coming off the building?

Brutal

Here we go boys, actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>alpha winner who gets laid on command
>pathological impregnator of girls since grade school, when some teacher, Miss Erickson, sucked my peepee
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard
>few days later brings the dude home
> tall, scrawny, middle aged guy, very feminine looking
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a student, back when he worked in grade school
>I knew that twink looked familiar!
>tell sis it's a tranny and used to be called Miss Erickson
>next day police knock on the door with "bad news"
>turns out sis shot "Mr" Erickson, then herself
>laugh uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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this make my cock diamonds and I cum fucking buckets. She's half for a nignog. they should've stripped and beaten her more though. Imagine raping it when it's seizing like that.

Wish I was that guy throwing the hammerfists.

Any idea on the sauce? I'd love to hear the sound.

Little let down he lived. Also I can't figure out why that machine is setup that way. Before people say "hurr china", all that setup does is require more people and takes longer.

Seriously why are bugmen so fucking stupid and soulless? They're like literal zombies.

where's the fucking image

No, if you manipulate your dick right at right level of stiffy anyone can do it

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What's it even meant to do?

nigger u had one job
>no pic

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>Haha! You loved that thing!

Am I the only one who sees this EXTREMELY strong old man, pulling this boat?

fucking weimar republic shit

Well shit, these rims sound like a dangerous liability. Is there any advantage to them?

fucking lost it hard

When you think you are playing a team vs team game and find out you accidentally selected FFA all at terrorist spawn point.

Legitimately thought those were ppl dressed like darth vader messing around

At least she took it like a champion!

fake video. its an overlay

Ahaha fuck

sub-humans.

this is how we get the corona virus

Easy to change in the field... but extremely dangerous. Always use a cage.

Take a look on youtube. There are some impressive videos.

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>John Wick Chapter 3+1

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Get a boner, take it in both hands and break it like a stick. Best feel

id love to see his face if I showed up and said "I'm dating your daughter now
I could drink his tears from the source

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Nice

i see he knows his judo well

Kek

"harry..." *Wheez* "Potter..."

are you serious? "wer're not a thing anymore" was her telling her mother that her and her boyfriend broke up.

there is nothing funny about this pasta, the attempt at being funny is that the kid thinks he and his dad are some sort of fortune tellers for knowing a girls first relationship will not end in marriage.

our savior, Gunther Turdburg

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>eternal bleeding
Jesus

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That's fucked up. Fuck you for sharing that.

Saved themselves a bunch of paperwork

I really enjoyed this user. Than you!

Staged as fuck, unfunny shit

he was just running to the checkout counter

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No

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mexican soccer skills

How is this thing able to get a girlfriend? Geez

MODS

>
I like Anime IRL fights, not seen too many though. Post more

chances that's a black man: 0%

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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No, nerve gas.

channeled the power of his slave owning ancestors.

henlo

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Hardcore Henry

What happened to him? Motorcycle accident?

fucking kek

That damn goose is like those nightmarish crows from Bloodborne. Truly evil motherfuckers.

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Meth is a hell of a drug

Anyone got the one where the big titty bitch goes out the car window and hits a lamp post? Shit makes me diamonds

Even on ps2 the trains looks better