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How about YLYL thread eh?
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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Can someone please post the photo of that family being blown away by some pc stuff, its a pretty old photo thank you
"Lesbians that won't date transgirls are transphobic"
41% of transgenders commit suicide.
LOL
wow, look at you big man. Cant even speak to a fucking woman properly and get a weird feeling in your pants when your sister wants to explore dating.
What's up with all those repressing tranny faggot ylyl threads. I want comedy not the repression fuel of a pathetic tranny slut.
lurk more
somehow this cesspool continues to draw newfags, apparently.
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
This is a repost from a previous thread
Moron
cringe and bluepilled
Are you retarded?
He looks horrible since losing weight
When somebody is known for being fat they really should stay that way
I have no idea who this is, it's just a meme for me.
He is/was one of seth rogans asslickers
Sounds bad
Lost
Wow, Cred Forums is really unfunny ever since I grew up
Fucking newfags, you need to go back
Oh the irony here
What does YLYL mean?
Newfag
Yulia's Long Yoyo Licker (TM)
It took me until reading the whole thing to get it since I completely forgot about what this is referencing lmao, nice find user
Lost hard
I don't get it
>t. newfag
This isn't a larping cringe thread
oo ooh hes gonna get u too
Look out
You were born yesterday?
He doesn't know
Typical redditards, laughing about your own little inside jokes that nobody outside that website understands
So it was bait, then.
Fuck off commie, there's a difference between being anti facism and being "antifa" who unironically praises facist ideology, riots, and does nothing but destroy shit at any opportunity. Literal subhuman niggers.
lost and saved as crunch.jpg
I disagree that this is larping, I think what makes it funny is that the climax of the story is this bitch just crashed into a light pole and drove away lol based
The dogs buying each other is bait? How is that funny? Are you faggots still on about the doge meme?
It's a joke about the idiom "It's a dog eat dog world"
Communists and Antifags are unironically subhuman.
Being this retarded
>posting that
you would know
Stale copypasta.
Holy fuck rofl
Quit jerking yourself off, this is Cred Forums faggot. 99% probability that he's making a joke playing off of how retarded the other guy is.
Look at this fucking idiot. The correct idiom is "It's a doggy dog world."
It's doggy dog world, retard get it right. Why would a dog eat a dog?
Every time I come to this website there's a plethora of new retarded faggots, although that's somewhat unrelated to what the meme is referencing given what it is. I wouldn't be surprised if people just don't know it anymore because of its age, fucking zoomers n' shit
Actually keked.
Didn't know this was a cringe thread
>He didn't know it's a cringe thread
Guess you should scroll more, fagoot
Muahahaha! I replied to everyone and called them all cringey, now I look better in my own eyes by comparison!
UGH! My superiority complex is so powerful! Let me jerk off into my own face!
I'll fuck you up while plowing your mom
Oh lord please end all of us
The doors were wooden tho
what did he mean by this?
Chicka doon-doon-doon
Ba-doom-a-dah-boom-a-doon
Chicka doon-doon-doon
Ba-doom-a-dah-boom-a-doon
Epic save name my good lad!
Lost. Is there more?
Is the door to your bedroom made of wood? Fill your room with poisonous gas with the door closed and let me know how everything turns out.
It's a Queen song you fucking moron.
igetit.jpg
This
How about posting something funny to start one?
>poisonous gas
you mean 1940s bugspray
as someone who stayed in a house after a bug bomb, I can tell you, it's no worse than smoking weed
Stop trying to force this shitty meme
Lmao I know a few females that act like that. Makes ya happy to leave in peace and never be bothered again.
Kek! They kung fu'd the fire! Chinks are hilarious fail!
jajajaja the most fuuny part is the reddit logo
Reading this makes me feel queasy and nauseous.
reddit is way better than this dog shit site, riddled with right wing pedophiles
Lost.
Get it?
You have to be accused of ridiculous nonsense that's not even a statutory crime first.
lmao keep making excuses for being a boot licking cuck
Nothing wrong with pedophilia. It's a sexual orientation.
y'all silly sitting there mocking children's programming for being flashy and colorful and dumbed down. I see a very rich mother fucker drowning in puss
lmao at cowardly right wingers pretending to be tolerant to justify their pedophilia. Kill yourself.
is trump the most cucked man on earth? his wife and daughter are banging the same dude.
Still would
Underrated
>innocents
maximum kek
In the case of Pinochet at leats many innocent people
Lol
What's the shortened version of Richard?
>DICK!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROLF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Wait, you mean I can call someone named Richard, Dick, and with a wink and a nod hint at the suggestion that they are a male reproductive organ? Holy shit.
Commies are neither innocent nor people.
I recognise that gay blow job
Yeah a good bit
You clearly didn't watch the video.
Sauce?
I thought you would! Your the go to expert around here on all things having to do with gay blowjobs
touche
Type "Queen, tell me the truth!" in capital letters and I'll tell you.
Being this new
Except evidence now suggests the "Jefferson" descendants are from his brother or cousin or some shit.
Jeez, it's like Jonathan Yaniv in a nutshell. No pun intended.
Ur dumb
>Thinking this is a valid argument to try socialism
>Forgetting that capitalism currently works well in many countries
link
Those niggas are so gay.
I guess you should remain a faggot, in that case
There is a song by the Rock'n'Roll band Queen in which part of the chorus is "Another one bites the dust". Despite the song having nothing to do with dogs someone added the words "Another one" over one dog which is biting a different dog upon which they have added the words "The dust" as a reference to this song. There is no punchline.
Shut up, libtard.
I recognize that gay blow job.
Listening to the faggot garble cock for for the first 5 minutes was 6 minutes too much.
You bastard
End me
It's been here since like 2018/2017 you shit retard nigger
Still not asking for it, right?
kek, sauce?
No I'm doesn't!
Huffing all that bug bomb has turned you into a retard user
LOL this is great
Does anyone actually have the image of the original thread it came from?
That was in 1987, it preexisted screencapping tech
I love making fun of Trump. He´s a piece of shit, horrible person and stupidly funny.
But he´s a good president
yeah... he's the retard.
She’s a jap retard
somebody took time to actually draw and caption this comic? what the ...
Lmao Justine Turdo is gay. Trump might be cucked but not my that loser.
>forgetting the hundreds of millions of men women and children that have died because of socialism even in it's comparably little life span so far
Imagine thinking other people here can tolerate SJW hive that is reddit like you can...
Sorry you fucking faggots I don't like my gf getting fucked by multiple men while I stream on twitch all day, nor do I like talking with those people.
don't expect everyone to know all the different types of chinese
Capitalism is the only successful financial system to have ever been implementated at a national level. If anyone thinks otherwise I'd love to hear how but without any crying
Maybe I'd take you seriously if you didn't use Times New Roman you fucking nigger. Kill yourself dude, your head is so far up your fuckin ass you'd have a clearer perspective if you were dead.
Dude i sleep with the door closed and i ate 3 bowls of horsemeat chili for dinner last night. It was fucking scary but i lived.
Then why are you here
This is next level autism like I've never seen.
Fuck
>she likes pork
Unless you are getting top shelf cuts how can you like pork this much? I tried reverse searing my porkchops but they still end up underwhelming. If anyone has any good pork recipes that's your go to please help me.
fuck i thought this was /ck/ fml
I love this one, the bait is that no one has ever said capitalism has never been tried but that's the baseline argument for communism.
cringe
YESS, thanks
I have depression and I actually cracked a smile
I don't understand this argument. Capitalism has been tried, and has worked.
Pinochet also executed dirty communists, that's why AnCaps love him so much- him and his removal machines.
Is this supposed to be bait?
You fucking idiot.
well I get aroused by wearing womens clothing too, but that has to do with the fact that they are usually made of very smooth or soft fabric, which is quite different to the usually more robust and raw fabric my clothes are made from.
Get a brain, moran
lel
Also, if anyone wants the template. Here ya go
Wow
Ur A nIgGeR
Thanks user, made me kek.
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bro im not even in this argument but the idiom is dog eat dog ur honestly a retard and i sincerly hope youre baiting
Nigger, those wacky japs have never had that nice of teeth. Gay and fake
try again faggot
I hope you grow out of this miserable stage of your life before you hurt yourself or others.
>gulag
how is this supposed to be funny?
>GET THE WATER NIGGA
Yes, here you are.
>Believing what some nigger claimed in the 1700s
are people really this gullible?
not knowing who joji is.... shameful.
Filthy Frank mother fucker.
Newfaaaaaag
kek.
can't believe i lost to this.
his goddamn face.
Lost.
Could this be bait on an another spectrum?
What does Yoyo stand for??
Lost
welp. that's enough internet for this week.
Time for obligatory re-watch of his every video every time I see him mentioned.
lost SO. Fuckin hard
Still saved tho
kek. It really is a doggy dog world out there.
Bad shop, nice pussy. Good post user
is this loss?
FAKE NEWS
Ivanka is a genius like her father and completely qualified for her Whitehouse job!
Jefferson and trump are innocent!
lost
And another ones gone
this sums up Cred Forums lately and the cuck threads lol
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>alpha winner who gets laid on command
>pathological impregnator of girls since grade school, when some teacher, Miss Erickson, sucked my peepee
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard
>few days later brings the dude home
> tall, scrawny, middle aged guy, very feminine looking
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a student, back when he worked in grade school
>I knew that twink looked familiar!
>tell sis it's a tranny and used to be called Miss Erickson
>next day police knock on the door with "bad news"
>turns out sis shot "Mr" Erickson, then herself
>laugh uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Suggesting that Donald doesn’t bang his daughter
Some boomer drew this
which queen? the queen of england is a singer now? what a waste
that's not even a duck fuck you
>jajaja
kys panchito
Nigga California has a fucking ton of pedo's I fucking hate Trump and shit, but the left is more likely to have pedos than the right. Especially with all the transgender children.
>>y u do dis
last I saved
>This.
This wins.
Imagine being this retarded.
Can someone explain what the joke is here?
No use in explaining cause there isn't one.
The other dog is made of nerve gas newfag
You dont know what "larping" means.
Upvoted
Literally the only person who got this. Whole thread full of retards.
Enough of your fake samefag shit spam nigger i ve seen this shit 20 times kys
>cuz you're fat, and gay
top kek
lost
At least its actually funny and not filled with cringy zoomer virgins reposting the same recycled memes 97648876 times
It's larping because he never fucked any girl from a bar and probably doesnt own an SUV.
Lost
hehehehe that funny because SUVs usually don't have
logbased and checked
Post her nudz faggot
On second thought don't it's obviously a catfish account you massive fucking faggot
This supposed to be ylyl, not white guys acting gangsta
So obvious that you fell for it initially anyway.
Is that webm real? Story?
The person is a nigger tho
*White guys acting gay
Her first pic was uploaded Jan 18. This fags baiting you nigger.
Yeah but at least I ruined your plans gay boy
Only leftists hurt others, especially themselves with tranny fags having the highest mortality rate and insecure libcucks going out and shooting up gay bars :)
Forgetting that Sweden has the highest standard of living on the planet and the Dutch have way more freedom that Americans.
But an Alive one.
Nazi Juice, Not even once.
"Twin Rotors for Stability and Control"
JFC
Her twitter: @91K15 with 17K followers confirms that it is indeed her new IG account. Some user found it out days ago bro.
Fuck off gay boy you won't get my dick pics that easily you little faggot
Lmao your tiny cuckhold dick
Lost
Bwaaak im only capable of repeating rhetoric which I've already heard on Cred Forums bwaaaaaak
see:
plebbit
kike
jew
nigger
schlomo
13/50
dilate
tranny
you guys are broken records. tropical birds. Imagine having no genuine thought of your own.
Now the gay boy is trying to get me to "prove him wrong" as a pathetic attempt to see my dick. Well no need faggot, my penis is less than an inch and looks basically like pic related
>inb4 banned for posting cp
Nice cock, would love to knife it
So... Yes then
>She offers her self to him, even going as far as to pour syrup on her naked body
>Justin: Sorry. I don't fuck Women, I fuck Canada.
I love being Canadian,but I hate that guy.
wow you just helped me to understand a lot. I never fully grapes why Cred Forumssuddenly started hating Reddit so much but It makes sense now, thank you based sheeple user
your ideas were never your own, and you are a slave
Give (((her))) a break. (S)he's trying to hide (((her))) boner.
>How many are people are infected today
My grammar is broken after reading that. also, there are a ton of posts in this thread that are just as fucking broken. I'm going back to Cred Forums
It maybe a nonstop virtual brawl, but its actually funny and even the niggers can type correctly,
Electrocution? LUL Electricity didn't exist in 1942.
>never fully grapes
So like from concentrate?
>Electricity didn't exist in 1942
>An example of a technology before 1942: Morse code
>Morse code was invented in the 1830's
>Morse code was telegraphic
>Morse code used electricity
dumbfag
Unironically the best thing I've seen in a YLYL thread this year.
Moose code is gay
This thread wasnt actually half bad.
Im actually saying thanks. It made me feel better
>suddenly
suddenly when? I don't remember a time when Cred Forums didn't hate reddit and I've been here a good while
Welcomes user, not sure if you will like this but it made me crack up when my mate sent it
Yeah but they still chop their dicks off after sex
Get the fuck outta here, newbie
lol