Guys my periods hurt so bad i'm crying right now, ibuprofen isn't working i'm literally dying

Then GTFO

Than get the fuck out.

Calm down, just because you identify as a woman doesn't mean you have actual ovaries. Its probably just a bad burrito or something. Give it a few hours and it will pass.

I know, give it time - they'll get less painful with time. I know that doesn't help right now.
Hugs.

Eat a banana or two and drink some coconut water, potassium and electrolytes help with the cramps.

Also, tits or gtfo

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pls, take care

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Naproxofen, a cup of tea and curl up on the bed or couch.

I'm having the same problem. For some reason the cramps are particularly bad this month. So let's discuss our vaginas.

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Have you tried smoking weed?

/thread

I’ve heard a good hard fuck can help. I personally would never fuck a chick on her rags cos it’s gross, but there’s plenty of guys who will happily fuck a fat, ugly, bleeding ‘chick’.

Lots of femanons ITT, i'm really pleased

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Tits or gtfo

Kek

I dunno, does my pussy look ok to you guys?

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fpbp

Tits or gtfo

>femanons
Riiiiiight

You might wanna put a bandaid on that

Are they really that delusional?

Guy who posed the remedies here. Not a femanon, just been married twice and had several girlfriends prior. These remedies always work.

>Tits or GTFO!

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I’ve had my period cramps for the last two weeks, ever since I got the surgery.

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Dafuq is that supposed to be

Fuck that’s horrid. No wonder I am much happier as a man.

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Found the porn-addicted virgin.

Mental illness acceptance.

Wow, epic post bro.

Of course, here you go

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no big deal, it's just the topic would get a few in here.
Despite the Cred Forumstards, there's more females here than they'd think. Observing immature behavior is a fun passtime.

This guy's had a girlfriend before

it's like a sugar pill in drink form

girls browsing this thread right now please quote my post to manifest yourselves

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Why on earth is that important?
What would you get out of that?
Nobody would care.

are you a girl

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It's funny how these idiots wanna uphold the rules. Then they go right back to posting porn non stop.

Don't be a rule faggot if you're gonna fill a great and fun board with shitty porn.

OP, a hot water bottle or a warm shower will do the trick, also eat things with iron in it, like spinach to keep you from feeling faint or losing energy.

Also any sugary stuff would make you feel better too. The pains are tough. My gf is in severe pain everytime, and the only thing that helps is the hot water bottle. Take care faggots

females have no reason for posting shit here unless they are literally trolls or whales

Or because it's an open forum where every topic is open. And where nobody will judge you...

Well, where nobody of consequence will judge you.

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Iron supplements helped my sister, check if your iron is low.

This

BPD thots aren't welcome. Show tits.

Dude, shut the fuck up. What type of advice is some dumb slut gonna get for her fucking menstruation.

Venting isn't gender-specific

If you read the thread, you'll see some good advice.
But you haven't because you're too angry about the whole "females posting on Cred Forums".
Calm your tits, attend the threads you like, ignore the ones you don't like, easy peasy.

What a fucking incel

Well, he's not exactly fucking, is he?

Dudes, giving a fake chick advice about how to deal with menstruation. It sounds like really good advice. How about drink some chamomile tea, that always helps me, a hot shower or heating pad.

But being transgender and complaining about menstruation is ridiculous.

Why would a chick post about her fucking period here and expect anything other than being ripped apart? It has to be fake.

You distrust only because you yourself is a liar.

Transgender (MtF) don't get periods, they haven't the equipment for it.

Why would anybody post anything semi-serious here and expect anything other than being ripped apart?
It's Cred Forums - home of the Cred Forumstard, the perma-angry, socially inept, ever frustrated, lonely and easy to trigger incel, who WILL always post shrill shit at anything and anyone who shows just the tiniest bit of vulnerability or honesty.

Yet somehow conversations occur and people meet. Despite the 'tards.
Amazing.

TITS OR GTFO

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Ohai newfren, welcum 2 Cred Forums

I'm a liar, you are a liar, we are all liars here. But why believe the lies. Imagine a young woman out there...in pain...in need if comfort. She can just reach out to her Cred Forumsros to comfort her and give her advice. They leave their rekt threads and incest threads to help the little lady out to show they care and are there for her. Or it's just a dude posting so white knights show up and want to give OP attention that he could never have in his real life.

Bifi Snack to go

My point, why is some dude posting about his fucking periods. I can see being hormonal and having PMS like symptoms if you are taking a female hormone, but seriously.

Assume the best, prepare for the worst.
Social interactions will happen regardless.

Because maybe it's not a dude?
Why not just take things as read, and relax?

You are so autistic it hurts. Imagine believing there is no women on a board that gets more than 1 million visits a month. You are delusional. A lot of women browse Cred Forums and Cred Forums in general. My fucking ex did even though she didn't post and she was as normal as it gets. Get over yourself.

That's really naive. How about why post about your female problem unless you want to be blasted and humiliated. There is a reason chicks are asked for tits and timestamp. Hypothetical question, if it was a dude just playing around, would feel silly about this whole thread?

tfw Cred Forums is a femanon board now. WTF, I blame the secrets thread frat girl.

You white knighting new fags learn the fucking rules of Cred Forums.

TITS, TIMESTAMP, STATE YOUR BUSINESS. OTHERWISE GTFO.

Again, assume the best, prepare for the worst.
Be social in the meantime.
You're so ready to judge, belittle and scold the 'tards around you.
You will rather think everything here is lies than dare hope that you can have just one genuine meeting (alas, only in text) in this dump.

No, it's an anonymous board.

It's not 2006 anymore faggot. We are in 2020 and there is no rule. Cred Forums is as popular as Reddit, get over it.

Your new is showing.

Statistically there are overwhelmingly more men then women here. Second, the balls to post as a femanon knowing there will be a backlash. Third, tits and timestamps...that's pretty protocol for claiming to be femanon. Despite all this, its metophorcally blood in the water to post about your damn period here.

autism

Is not that there are no women on this board, most lurk. You don't question my gender and I don't question yours. I don't question anyone else's gender here because they know if they robust out with "femanon here" it's a shitstorm if their own doing. It's not worth it, it's not worth it to point yourself out and pretend anyone cares......unless you are a dude trying to fish other dudes to give some non committal attention.

Or maybe, the femanons who do frequent the board rarely make a big thing of being female?
Y'know, because everytime one does, this happen.
All the shrill angry manchildren get in a snit and vent all their frustrations and their unfulfilled longings at the object they so desire.

Often it's easier just to remain "hidden".
But sometimes the topic calls for openness.
But then, ... shrillness and anger.
Every. Fucking. Time.

>Often it's easier just to remain "hidden".
>But sometimes the topic calls for openness.
Very well put.

Listen here you little zoomer scum, there are rules here, if someone claims to be a female, they MUST prove they are no some fat greasy dude with Doritos powder in his buttcrack

You're a dude, you can't have a period. Fucking retard.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Scroll up, read this. Anything else is bad bait. If this post was about buying a motorcycle I still wouldn't believe it, but it would be more believable.

You believe what you want to believe.
That's entirely your problem.

Autistic and right. I feel sad for you.

youtu.be/1I0ij5Jci_w?t=142

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Oh so you're only pretending to be a retard. That's reassuring to know.

No they mustn't. They can, if they want that kind of attention.
But this thread is not about that, as you'd know if you weren't a hopeless newfag.

>boys can have periods
omg ur so ignorant

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you have endometriosis

Yes, you got it. You read what I said. If you don't like it, leave. Go to a more open and toxic forum.....or face the uphill battle where all the Cred Forumsois of Cred Forums would be a little happier if women were more open about their menstruation in a more friendly place.

This should teach you to be critical of the source material - just because something is in the news, be it in print or on screen - doesn't mean it's true.

bigot

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Its literally written on every page. You believe what you want to believe, which if it is anything on this site then you are a fool.

Much like OP us pretending to be a woman.

I don't think there exist a more toxic forum than Cred Forums.
Oddly, I see many a thread about guys sharing the fear of a cyst/wart/sore on their junk, or if they piss blood, or puss, or if they cum blood etc. etc.
A lot of support is given, because it's needed (not ignoring all the shitposting that happens in such threads as well... it's everywhere, the shitposting) - but if we do it, uh oh! man the ramparts! It's a girloid! ATTACK!

I don't want to go to gender specific boards, it gets boring and same/same.
But this attitude and aggression almost force one back into total anonymity thus returning the Cred Forums to a decidedly testosterone fueld place.

TITS OF GTFO

Suit yourself.

COCK OR GTFO

fine

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user, there are female-only imageboards for this type of stuff.

I'm taking a guy wrenching shit right now that'll probably clog my toilet even though it's soft. I was sweating trying to hold it together right before I ran to the toilet to unleash it. My house guests can already smell it down a flight of stairs. The intestinal distress is sever.

I'll probably feel great once this is over but leading up to it was a nightmare. Point is, OP, just go take a massive shit.

Holy god! What is that thing?
A hairy parasite?
A cancer?
A pale leach, attracted to groins?

Those are boring.
A relaxed, social mixing is the best.
Alas...
see what happens when someone tries...

thats mental illness

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Stfu retard make me a sandwich and suck my huge white cock

Yea, you nailed it. And you know what.. .its ok like that. Every place doesn't have to be an accepting open forum for discourse. I will tell you this place is garbage compared to what it once was, but still femanon / attention whore is bait. It happens every single time, so why argue. Let's see em...tits and timestamp and then just have some normal discourse.

Says the fool.

>GUYYS I HAVE A VAGINA. LIKE I'M A REAL GIRL WITH A VAGINA. DID YOU HEAR ME? I HAVE A PUSSY.

Holy fuck, why would anyone do this to themselves? Horror.
No, dick and timestamp. then you'll be accepted.
I can simplify too: No U.

Nobody effin' cares.

I can smell the putrid stench of your rotting gash from here you are disgusting.

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Cock and timestamp or this is a dog posting on Cred Forums

Those are ubiquitous here, in all shapes and sizes

The meme doesn't work in reverse because you don't actually care about seeing my cock. No one feels the need to verify that men are men because no gives a shit about men.

Might be endometriosis.
For me ASS 100 everyday one week prior to period combined with "Dolormin for women" works quite good.

Incel. Pure incel.

have anal sex instead

From text?
"Phantosmia (phantom smell), also called an olfactory hallucination or a phantom odor is smelling an odor that is not actually there. It can occur in one nostril or both. Unpleasant phantosmia, cacosmia, is more common and is often described as smelling something that is burned, foul, spoiled, or rotten"
From wikipedia.
Have you considered seeing a doctor or neurologist?

Cunts and cocks abound.
So stop worrying and have a conversation.

You don't give a shit about men?
That could be a problem, expecially if you are a man.
I recommend therapy.

A) no one accepts me.
B) no one needs to question that I am a white male aged 16-36.

You're 31.

I accept you for who you are.
Now can we let the thread either die or continue with the actual topic?

Bingo. And.

What topic? Putting the attention whore on a pedestal? Or comforting Done fake womans painful ovaries?

I'm not. I have nothing against women at all actually. I was just pointing out that the joke doesn't work both ways because men like and give more attention to women than women do for men. also it's funny how you just assumed I am a man
That's obviously not what I meant. I meant in the context of Cred Forums and other predominantly male spaces no one feels the need to prove that they are talking to men.

I give up.
You're too well settled in your distrust - it's your problem, and your problem alone.
I'm out.
Back to being hidden. Bye thread.

You are welcome. You will appreciate it in time.

How dare you complain about God's gift allowing you to create a new life. You alone will be able to have a child and have it bankrupt you for 18 years at the end of which they will demand another 100 grand so they can become a greeter at WalMart, don't you feel fulfilled?

Go get pregnant like you should be but for God's sake get married first, you slut

(I'm Donald John Trump and I approved this message)

hab u noticed no death rate report on the corona virus
its fun to think about it like this:
u all got AIDS in the 80s, erryone later is an HIV baby, like in the 70s movies or Cuba Gooding Jr movies from the 90s, instead of being told new cancers and lies were told.
U ALL GOT AIDS AND NOW U DIE OF THE FLU
but no...it is the corono or the hanta or the etc

Stop bumping this thread just let it die please

Are you one of those trannies who had an operation and now think you have periods and menstrual cramps when really it's just from some hack surgeon forgetting to take out some gause before stitching you up?

Wah.

Once a month (s)he puts as V8 vegetable drink in her woohaa and kegels it out.

don't let this thread die there are a lot of rare female posts :) we must collect them first

>a lot of rare female posts
ok buddy. collect ur tranny stories

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How do the hormones not make a retarded child?

You found a picture of OP.

This is OPs fault. (S)he has to deal with the aftermath.

Hope you feel better.

thats mr zoomer to you man

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...

This. My wife hhad also

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You ever considered changing your pad instead of sitting around someones house smelling like a planned parenthood dumpster?

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U need smt with ketoprofen since stronger stuff requires prescription, at least here in EU. Strength and also boobs or feet

try heroin, it may help..