Scientists are in crisis and still cannot find a cure for the Corona virus. So they told me to do a thread on Cred Forums. Suggest a cure, scientists will use the cure of the first user who rolls a trips.
Scientists are in crisis and still cannot find a cure for the Corona virus...
Kevin Foster
Mason Lee
Bump for save the world
Lincoln Williams
Kill all niggers
Connor Jones
Digits and virus wipes out Mankind
Singles and just the gooks who die
Justin Russell
Bbc
Dylan Carter
black cock. every1 get blacked
Jaxon Garcia
The cure is drinking down a cup of water from picture related.
I'd just let the virus run its course.
Jace Jones
It's a vaccine for the S protein, or a protease inhibitor. They just have to get it past regulatory hurdles.
Adam Lewis
The foreskins of newborn babies, mashed up and mixed with liberal tears and injected into the buttocks.
Ian Ortiz
How funny would it be if it turns out that the human to human transmission only happens if you have an infected dick in your ass or you swallowed infected cum or something.
That would be hilarious
Austin Rogers
im pretty sure they already found a shitty cure, which is high heat and ironically alcohol
Chase Barnes
>Ironically alcohol
What is it unironically?
Angel Garcia
nerve gas
Matthew Reed
Cocaine
Ian Walker
Just kill all the chinks duh
Matthew Jackson
Echinacea combined with Forsythia
obvs
Nicholas Reyes
Oooh, my Wuhan city’s done. My city’s done.
I see it through the slants of my eyes, Corona
Crazy virus on the run, it’s on the run.
Watching as the body counts rise, Corona
First I make the broth,
for the soup,
then I cook it up,
and then I add the bats,
and I laugh,
as I slurp it up
My-my-my-aye-aye, WHOA!!!
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
Daniel Cooper
Will mixing tamiflu tablets with athletes foot cream cure me doc? *Cough* *cough* I dun feel so good
William Price
You've got the knack for that.
Nathan Thomas
Anyone who's ever eaten a bat gets killed.
Nicholas Richardson
that'll totally work, also snorting athletes foot powder prevents most virus infections.
Robert Price
>Virus
>Cure
???
Julian Brown
homeopathy
Evan Gutierrez
Dominic Gonzalez
Step 1 Get any infected people in one small area.
Step 2 nuke it from orbit
Step 3 profit?
Lucas Smith
No one cares about your nigger faggot cuck fantasies you weaken humanity just by existing
Jose Jones
Oh fuck I nearly didn't read this.
Wew. Hearty kek
Thomas Wright
My illnes spreads through the boys in the yard
Damn right, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
Could infect you, but u gotta eat bats
Ryan Brooks
Anal dildo
Ayden Morgan
cure is virgin blood
Bentley Sullivan
Since corona virus lives in balls, the cure involves having middle aged nurses in nylons coming into your hospital room every four hours to make sure you are cumming before they leave.
William Price
fire cures the virus
set the world on fire, no more virus
Blake White
overdose on hrt
Jack Rivera
Get some more diversity in your science lab. Niggers are surely going to add that unique perspective to find a cure.