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Jayden Smith
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Alexander Long
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Juan Murphy
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I�m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I�m fucked up.
Nathaniel King
Landon Ramirez
You sick fuck! People like you make me sick!
You let her fucking live!?! What’s wrong with you?
Adrian Jenkins
Justin Stewart
+0173
Isaiah Foster
Lol i fucking lost, fuck you, seriously. Hahahahah
Andrew Turner
Chase Williams
Carson Adams
pretty bad start but hopefully it can be saved
Joshua Richardson
Nathaniel Walker
Stop faggot.
Jose Myers
Eli Martin
Nathaniel Williams
Brandon Scott
Luis Perez
Adrian Lewis
Jackson Parker
Grayson Moore
Leo Robinson
Adam Robinson
Ryder Brown
Larp the post
Noah Brooks
Joseph Cooper
Evan Edwards
no that doesn't really capture the essence of Cred Forums
Elijah Parker
absolute yikes to the brit one
Ian Allen
Asher Nelson
Check'd and samefagging
Samuel Scott
rest easy that barely exists
Matthew Perry
John Brown
Something fairly similar to this happened in Reading, Pa years ago. A woman had 5 at home abortions, and her teenage daughter (someone I was friends with) found them in tupperware in a closet. Google it.
Leo Torres
Asher Jones
Isaiah Bennett
Zachary Rodriguez
No need i absolutely believe you we never should have left you alone
Jaxson Smith
Michael Smith
Couldn't find anything like that on google.
Jack Stewart
This was great, thank you for the great experience sir
Leo Reed
Asher Gutierrez
google his name
Jeremiah Hill
How many fucking times are you gonna post this??? Stahp!
Kayden Jenkins
Based.
Brody Adams
Ryder Jenkins
My bad it was 4, not 5. "Michelle Kalina."
Elijah White
Hudson Rodriguez
Alexander Murphy
Nolan Johnson
Gawd they are so rare these days...
Nolan Mitchell
Joseph Wright
lost
Joshua Murphy
Benjamin White
cheer up almost there
Ayden Robinson
You know Spanish people are white right? You fucking autist.
Julian Butler
When you have to make it to an assassination but your car got towed
Brody Williams
Aiden Foster
Merry Brexmas user
Owen Sanchez
Michele with one "L"
Hudson Campbell
Holy shit, dude. That's nuts.
Christopher Ross
Gabriel Martin
shit i didn't came here to fap
Kevin Robinson
Jack Diaz
cheers dude
Landon Ramirez
Does anyone have that cartoon meme where it has a monk with his eyes closed praying and in the back has a girl lifting her dress exposing her ass?
David Green
Matthew Clark
>that one autist who F4s the page endlessly waiting to strike every coming YLYL thread with this shit
Samuel Reed
dont fucking lie to us
Daniel White
Living in nazi land, I didnt see a skin girl for years.
Jacob Morris
sad
Sebastian Gonzalez
yeah white as fuck
Cameron Williams
ouch my dad was in the British army of the Rhine nearly drove him nuts according to mum
Lucas Garcia
Sebastian Fisher
poor blacks even their heroes suck
Ian Reyes
Alexander Hall
David Wright
Connor Diaz
Lost
Chase Collins
"Behind the Meme" was a mistake
Fuck off back to imgur goddamn. None of y'all are wanted here.
Levi Cruz
Colton Nelson
Nathaniel Rivera
Wyatt Ross
Aaron Rodriguez
James Nguyen
Ian Johnson
Evan Peterson
Kevin Morales
Parker Edwards
Liam Myers
lost
Jaxon Cox
Evan Harris
Xavier Barnes
>"i wish this was you"
Joseph Thomas
Xavier Cox
Nolan Sanders
Nathaniel Bell
Ryder Bailey
Nicholas Thomas
Asher Gonzalez
Nathan Torres
goodbye user bestiality is a ban these days
Thomas Smith
Jordan Long
Isaac Torres
Joshua Hernandez
Well there something you don’t see everyday
Bentley Kelly
Isaac Smith
Matthew Fisher
Nathan Kelly
Henry Diaz
Brody Myers
Kevin Moore
Aaron Cooper
Isaac Richardson
They are gypsies, not Spaniards
Joshua Gonzalez
Whew, it's just a person....thought it was a dog for a second. Nothing lost, carry on.
James Gutierrez
If you come down to the south, Andalucia, gitanos are considered the "real" Spanish
Jace Morris
Kek, always gets me.
Joseph Johnson
David Collins
lol this shoop is still making the rounds? I remember this shit from like 15 years ago
John Harris
newfag
Caleb Butler
Not even trying to be an oldfag, that necro image predates Cred Forums, I remember people sharing that on MSN
Jaxon Gutierrez
amongst other things and dont you dare deny it
Caleb Russell
Easton Anderson
Wow. You really need to go do something productive, and stop being such a waste of space.
Nathaniel Brown
Leo Rodriguez
Wyatt Taylor
Julian Ward
Carter Edwards
Connor Jackson
Juan Ramirez
him waving hi is just perfect
Jose Baker
This needs to have the ending
"mfw my dad predicted exactly how my first relationship would go down"
Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Young
Fucking retarded meme
Isaac Anderson
damn what a ride
Matthew Thompson
>I'm 13
>I have cp of you and posts it
So cp is fine ifnits a meme repost?
Jonathan Wright
The initial post is just pasta. Ancient, whole grain pasta.
Lucas Adams
it's not cp, it was some fag larping and the user called them out
William Ramirez
Aaron Cooper
That's a burger I would definitely eat
Jordan Wood
Coronaburger
Isaac Anderson
I think 2013-14 was the peak of Cred Forums, and it's all been downhill since then.
Anthony Thompson
Anthony Young
Nice pasta, Goldstein
Jaxson Reed
shame they weren't ready
Ethan Cox
You are probably fucking retarded if you believe that. Saludos desde Castilla, basura gitana
Nathaniel Williams
payo de mierda, aver si tienes huevos a da un paseo por aqui en Las Palimillas, de Malaga con ese actitud de racista, por mi madre y to lo k tengo, no slagas respirado, payaso
Daniel Ward
Silencio, mallate.
Jaxson Ward
for your entertainment: call this 1.519 number 694 and 0692 make oinking pig noises.
Enjoy!
Henry Anderson
Jordan Carter
that would be highly inappropriate
Xavier Morales
Do not lie to to dose jake have a thing with my ex if so I’m so done being friends with him and that’s why I’m not talking to him really friends do not do that shit
I’m being real about it
If he is I’m done for done
That’s why I don’t not hit up jake anymore cuz he wanna fuck becca
I’m done with that shit
Trying to fuck my girl your not my friend anymore
Thats why I never talk to jake anymore because of that reason
I’m sorry but I do not like people like that now tell jake to get a real life with girls
I’m passs off
!!!!!
I’m kinda done with all this shit with him
I’m done done
All he cares is fucking others girlfriend that are taken
Now he wanna fuck becca I’m not he’s friend cuz of it and my not f around that now!!!!!
Friends do not do that shit
That’s why I kinda stop talking to jake and jake is the problem right now
I will be his friends if he stop talking about Becca all the time if not I’m not going to talk to him tell he stops for real
I’m done
I’m just done with this shit and goodnight bro I love you
That’s why I do not hangout anymore cuz of him cuz of Becca
He talks to Becca more than me
Shitty friend of both of
Tell jake to get a real life and not fuck with other people’s relation ships
I talk to jake when he gets better
Do not tell him I said that.
Adam Morris
Xavier Collins
I can't believe I saved this shit.
Nathan Smith
Gavin Morales
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger
Kevin Kelly
k chulo eres, no? Con su puto mobil escondito detras de la pantalla... acercate por aki, aver si eres tan chulo en persona
Cameron Morgan
Nerve gas?
Bentley Williams
No tomo instrucciones de la gente de barro.
Adam Foster
God, that photo of the pukin guy is older than the internet.
Aaron Allen
de barro dice el primo! Con su piel de mayonesa
Parker Green
Colton Turner
> would you like some Corona with your burger?
> when the burger bar is licensed
Cameron Clark
You alright bud ?
Ayden Fisher
There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea
You became the light on the dark side of me
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
Baby, to me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
And if I should fall, will it all go away?
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
To me, you're like a growing, addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, and the light that you shine can be seen?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Thomas Anderson
Blake Collins
Would fuck and kill them.
Adrian Martin
In German "Ferange" sounds like "Verarscht", thats something like "you're fucked". Think about it.
Josiah Green
I woke up a homeless guy with my feets one night and threatened to burn him to death in his sleep if he attacked me again as he did earlier in the day. I can relate, haven't seem him since, and I kinda miss it. It's almost as if we started a relationship. I think I might be gay for bums....
Jaxon Carter
Parker Wilson
Ryder Brooks
Always love me a happy meal
Angel Hall
no man alive have that clean of an ass crack
Luis Carter
Lincoln Johnson
My dad always said first loves are the worst and will beat you down, they always end badly
>be me, 13 meet this cute gril at my school, lets call her daisy
>start causally talking to her one day and realize we have a lot in common
>start eating lunch with her and talking to her on a daily basis
>shitisthislove.jpg
>always get butterflies when in tummy when I see her and notice her slight blush when she sees me
>ask her out one day and she says yes
>we go to the movies to see that rat cooking movie or whatever its called
>the movie sucks but it was great just to sit next to her
>then one day I see her talking to another guy >they're just friends right?
>WRONG
>saw her hug that motherfucker
>later that day I noticed her about to walk home carrying a lot of books then I ask when she needs help carrying them all home, she says ye
>tell her I know a short cut that goes through the back ally way in a pretty remote part of the town.
>once we got fair enough I told you I saw her hug some other guy
>thisisntwhatyouthink.png
>so I fucking lost it
>be me
>full of puberty. horny induced rage
>I tie her up with a jump rope and then beat the fuck out of her
>I punched her square in the face giving her a black eye then another time giving her a busted lip
>then I stomp on her cunt until it bleeds
>pick her up and useher tits turn into my punching bag until they're black and blue
>pretty sure I broke a few ribs too
>her wrist were bleeding from the rope cutting into them
>once I let her go she fall to the floor and curled up into the fetal position sobbing
>engageferalhornyteenagerbone.png
>wipe out my dick and start beating away
>once she noticed she had a look of horror on her face
>bustedanutonaslut.jpg
>sprayed the biggest load every on her face and tits
>told her to clean herself up and if she ever tells anyone I'd come to her house and kill her
mfw my dad predicted how my relationship would go.
Levi Myers
Got a shit ass here
Andrew Long
damnit fucked that up oh welll have a peggy carl
Christopher Lee
Not as good as the Mr/Miss Erickson one, but 3/10 for trying
Dylan Young
those quads tho
Robert Gonzalez
Wtf why did he shoot him?
Eli Campbell
Is that Wings of Redemption?
Camden Scott
James Long
He drops bag on the counter, instructs man to fill it with money, as he is officially being robbed. Man decides he would like to not donate his profits to the Keep A Nigga In Jordans Fund, and so shoots him until the threat is neutralized.
Henry Gutierrez
I don't understand why this is so funny to people. Like the first time someone pointed out that other body parts look kind of like cleavage sometimes it was sort of an interesting observation, but it was never, ever funny and its been done so so far beyond death that it's impossible to think people posting it hope people laugh
Hunter Edwards
Brayden Peterson
Hudson Evans
Lucas Rivera
lmfao triggered mutts triggered by truth
Carson Carter
Evan Campbell
Hater
Julian Jones
lost
Brandon Smith
Luis Clark
lost
Hudson Thompson
They're german "comedians", what yo you expect? They make jokes from 10 years ago and senile boomers eat that shit up
Ryan Campbell
>You know Spanish people are white right
lol
Christopher Davis
Mods, can you please ban these cunts?
Aaron Jackson
James Price
I've ate man ass cleaner than your silver.
Xavier Rogers
They are the mods.
Carson Green
Nolan Bailey
That's Vex the pirate you braindead retards
Cooper Jenkins
Hey, I’ve seen this one before!
Jordan Cruz
Sebastian Butler
This. If you can't figure out how something got spammed so long without mod intervention, the reason is because it IS the mod intervention.
William Ramirez
he had a gun
Elijah Jackson
Aaron Perez
LOL, no. They're mixed with Moors, Berbers, and Arabs. Not white.
Oliver Hughes
whats so funny is the srs nature of these two on either side of this mans asscrack
the act itself isnt funny to me
the idea these two seem to really have esteem for themselves adjusting this mans ass is hilarious to me and probably no one else
Cameron Brown
lost
Luis Adams
No Prangu?
Cooper Thomas
Lost.
Luis King
ok, yeah, now that I look at it that way that's kinda funny
David Adams
it's always been a ban
Andrew Sanders
Those are the same EXACT replies from the first time races came together to put down a woman on Facebook. Different people but same replies word for word.
Gabriel Torres
Looks like chicken hearts to me chief
Cameron Reyes
Cred Forums has a lot of things you might not want to know about kid
Lucas Cook
Shame
Robert Jenkins
Nice nice
Oliver Bell
Never seen this before, thanks
Kayden Wilson
I remember her from kazaa days. Who is she?
Cooper Morris
are you from FSG?
Jonathan Walker
Xavier Long
Jaxon Moore
Lincoln Peterson
Leo Smith
Full soy.
Jack Collins
Ryder Wood
Pewds does the same shit but, It's pewwwwwdiepieeeee and everyone sucks his dick.
Nathaniel Fisher
Camden Ross
Can you use two at the same time?
Jose Hughes
based
Connor Thompson
thanks user i been looking for this
Nicholas Adams
depends on how many penises you have
Juan Collins
nice dubs user
Levi Ortiz
One on the front and one at the back?
Aiden Watson
Is that Dunky?
Blake Torres
then yeah you're all set
Levi Flores
Evan Long
>not thinking she would love to eat cum
Aiden Cook
he's a nigger
Bentley Martin
wait, they make glue from horse cum???
WAAAAAAAAAT
John Young
>Polish and Mexicans equal Californians?
I am not aware of a large group of Polish immigrants moving to California.
Hunter Gutierrez
>German language
absolute cuck
Carter Taylor
India super power 2020
Hudson Hernandez
Ryder Morales
What the fuck lmao
Xavier Lewis
Carson Morales
Bentley Gonzalez
I fucking lost. That shit was just too fucking true
Samuel Davis
Hunter Nelson
If you still think that frog-faced little cunt is worth listening to, you're a thick fuck.
Gavin Bell
Awww. looks like a really special day.
Noah Hall
This is "Dick Van Dyke accent" levels of retarded. Made by a fat yank, I bet.
Adam Sanchez
speaking as a fat yank I can't even fucking understand half of that so my money's on no
Oliver Foster
Nolan Turner
Thomas Lopez
Was moot an faggot?
Asher Gomez
Newfag
Wyatt Rivera
one on left looks like my niece but with bigger tits. Would fuck
Julian Green
I would bang a gypsy gril
Caleb Thomas
You're
Ryder Green
dis my dream job
Carter Bennett
huh?
Ryan Lee
discord gg/9je5F7C
server with no rules. Anything Goes!
loli, gore, nudes, and A LOT of shitposting!
you get to see all the hidden boards as you obtain ranks. hidden boards have all the good stuff.;)
Aaron Rodriguez
A fur burger
Julian Lee
hairy fish burger with red soy sauce
Owen Ortiz
Muh ... ART
Jayden Mitchell
That would be sum fun on those giant video screens on Wuhan !!!!!
Mason Perez
Always was. Still is.
Jeremiah Lee
God I hate the fucking Brits so fucking much. If you are going to brexit at least brexit good. This brexit is the cuck version of a brexit.
Christopher Lewis
Kek
Julian Kelly
Isnt this the guy who died in Pompeii
Easton Peterson
Yep, that's the guy. All the other corpses were planted later.
Brayden Ward
A living victim is a testifying witness
Isaiah Moore
I need the whole short story, if it exists...
Nolan Brown
Kek
Brayden Sanders
Only for a little bit
Ayden Ross
>no rules
>boards are hidden behind mod fagotry
zozzle
Jace Kelly
it doesn't make any sense
Joseph Myers
Jayden Howard
Adam Diaz
Parker White
European =/= White
Isaac King
Robert Perez
And why isn't Chuck Norris in it?
Jaxson Wright
Is this real???
Camden Evans
>nigga is already motionless on the floor
>let's emty the clip on him
how is 'murica even considered a first world country
Zachary Brooks
*eyeroll*
Jaxson Gray
Sorry. It's either this or "Abandon Thread".
Caleb Taylor
tfw even these guys are happier than you
Ethan Jackson
Sadly the shopkeep probably got put behind bars for this, shooting him after he was already downed.
Luke Foster
Nathaniel Jenkins
Jackson Green
Are you retarded?
Michael Walker
I've janked off to that bottom pic before.
Sometimes post it so I can jank again?
Carter Davis
It’s edited from when the eagle scared the old man farts out of him
Aaron Williams
Dolan was trying to steal Barnie's memes.
Asher Gonzalez
Trueeeee
Gabriel Richardson
the French have a saying. "Africa begins at the Pyrenees"
Jace Allen
Moop would never do that to us.
Ryan Nelson
>Cred Forums
Newfags are the reason I don't have fun anymore
Ryan Turner
You guys dont get it.
Moot got arrested and given a choice - jail or give Cred Forums to the CIA.
We now are posting on US government channels.
Henry Cooper
I actively look forward to seeing this in every YLYL thread
Michael Fisher
Henry Bailey
I swear Cred Forums lore is worse than people than go to Rocky Horror Picture show to scream the same thing at the screen everyone else is
Jordan Lopez
Yeah, sure user. But why would the CIA post "Actual true story inbound" every YLYL?
Is that like a numbers channel signal?
Nathaniel Foster
Austin Cook
Rip my sides
Jason Gutierrez
It's sad, but true.
Jaxon Hill
Would smash
Hudson Sanders
>CIA
Пиндocы знaют
Aiden Ward
Use https
Not http
David Edwards
that one's somewhat funnier in context. Basically people kept harassing the chick about how hot she is or some shit instead of whatever her actual job was, so she posted that "cleavage" pic on twitter or something and everyone commented about how hot it was and that they'd jacked off to it so much and whatnot, and then they post that as the punchline
Grayson Martin
I chuckled
Ian King
Cameron Green
Isaiah Torres
Ryder Rogers
This
Jackson Harris
damnit you got me
Eli Stewart
I've heard of the same said by parisians about at dijon.
That's due to saracen, chizerot, radanite,avar and italo moor/ celtiberian blood(It checks out since their mayor's last name is sarazin).
T- ausposta
Adam Garcia
The founder of DDG is Jewish, therefore DDG = evil?
This is the most retarded stuff I've ever read.
In that entire essay of posts, not a single piece of evidence that prove DDG isn't a private and secure search engine.
Austin Kelly
This is my O face
Daniel Rogers
google.com
Noguns confirmed. Was a perfect self defense shooting by the books
Nathaniel Cruz
Jellyfish are not useless. A little sesame oil and chilis and they’re pretty good to eat.
Oliver Wilson
lost
Joshua Perez
Same. No idea but her bobs are goode
Adrian Baker
How are you different from this jellyfish?
Sebastian White
Parker Ward
Luke Foster
Jordan Garcia
Sorry, I don't understand your retarded anti-Semitic memes.
Use your words if you're older than 15 years old.
Christopher Rogers
fucking unfunny
>its a picture of text
>couldn’t be fucked to type
Connor Morris
checked
Gavin Mitchell
shameless self checking
Nathan Gutierrez
shameless self checking part 2
Nolan Morales
Autumn Austin.
Sebastian Hall
:)
Fuuuuuny
Alexander Martinez
Kayden Wood
Landon Campbell
Christian Hall
Checked again
Isaac Torres
Oh fuck I forgot about Top Gun
Michael Morales
Distraction. By flooding Cred Forums with useless bullshit no actual "progress" occurs - meaning collusion of intelligent outcasts like us to try and undermine society. Instead just infighting and government sponsered propaganda (i.e. bbc jews etc)
Carson Reyes
>anti-Semitic
Dominic Harris
Camden Edwards
well thank you
Nathaniel Davis
Mason Carter
If I said anything that was untrue, you would've "gotcha"'d me right now. I
Remember, 90% of Cred Forums posters are underaged edgelords LARPing as great intellectuals.
Gavin Rivera
That's such a fucking stupid Idea that I cant even believe you just tried to relay it. The original Spanish were white. A lot of current Spaniards are mixed and therefore brown, but in no alternate reality are browns the original Spanish.
Josiah Price
>animals play dead when hurt
>niggers are basically animals
>teach that dirty fuck to try and play me