>enters the room nervously and looks around >pulls her collar and clears her throat
Guys~ may I have your attention? You guys are wasting your precious God-given life and that's the worst cardinal sin you could do...I j..just wanted to say that God loves you all...
>smiles and looks if somebody heard her important message
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RELIGION IS A JOKE
>frowns at the user and squirms in disgust
nah ha~ you a..are a joke
Sorry I will try to stop fapping
OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE
>looks in shock at the degenerate sodomite that pulled his member out
P..p.put that thing away goshdammit!~ What is wrong with you?
>gags from disgust
>smiles at user and pats his head
YAY~ thats a first step
>actually pukes from disgust as she looks horrified by the blasphemy of communist quotes
Y..y..you are opium of the people...
bend over and show uwu face bitch
UWU
>looks at the filthy pagan that is clearly speaking tonques
what is "uwo" no I meant "uwu"? Is that some satanic chant? Oh, no! I used pagan words!
>starts panicking and does a cross frantically
This counts as roleplay no?
in all seriousness tho, religion can be a good thing for a person as long as it's not forced on them
Post Christ chan boobies
Aka the girl who did the cosplay
Pic relate
>looks at user confused
y..you don't mean the naughty roleplay? Otherwise I don't know what you are talking about
true lol
>looks at the fat greasy neckbeard smug
Hahahahaha~ You couldn't let a girl in you life so you didn't let Christ in your life!~ HAHAHA~
imagine being so sad and gay you come to Cred Forums trying to make people believe in your imaginary friend and role-playing like the last degenerate on earth
go back to fucking discord kek
Not like naughty roleplay, just roleplay, like when childs play cops vs thieves
I personally dont like it, feels weird
>her sides are emitting pain from laughter at the pathetic greasy neckbeard.
The heck are you supposed to be? A budget skeptic? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!~
>looks at user and smiles
No that's who I am friend
Marry me :3
>enters this thread
bAiT
thanks for the reminder Cred Forumsro
>smiles at user and pats his back
No need friend. We are all unique creations that can't be replicated by no one
did someone say loli thread?
>grabs a hot poker and pokes the pedophiles but with it
STOP TOUCHING THAT KID!!!~
think that's too late man
that child is already ruined
and god didn't do a thing to help it..
that went longer that i expected
>and god didn't do a thing to help it..
Yeah, character development is a thing. How would the story progress if God intervened in everything?
will you pray with me?
discord dot gg/6b8HqRR
Your looking mighty fine. How bought we go get some hamburgers.
yeah becoming a slut in the future is character development xdd
Well it sure is something. Better than being a filthy plebbitor
Goes off to fap furiously at the mere thought of raping a pretty young nun.
We have killed god
OP, erm.. Christ-Chan. Thank you spreading this important message to the youth on Cred Forums. I believe it's a message that has been forgotten as time goes on, so thank you for reminding us on our mistreatment of our lives. That being said, is there a limit on the love that God is able to give out. Ignoring Cred Forums, which has a plethora of people (mainly the other OPs) abusing the power to spread homosexual or other blasphemous ideologies, people provoke fights and pedophillia and other sexual desire. You also got those awful people on Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, etc. just spreading misinformation about what is considered "based" and "soul" when the only thing in this universal that should be considered "based" and "soul" is God and Jesus Christ. Their mockery of others just for having different opinions using demeaning images like those wo-jack, that big-mouth frog and using this text format;
>which looks like this
,etc. is truly disgusting. We should love one another as God loves all of us, isn't that like the Golden Rule in the Bible, Why are people on this website so mean to each other. It's truly not just, it's not right, it's just mean spirited. and then they go and praising these other Gods (i think they call them e-celebs, politicians, they go by a bunch of names) when again, they should be blessing our true lord and saviour. It's just not fair, christ-chan. Does God even have that compatibly to love and forgive all of these people? I hope and I prayer every night that God can forgive every user and OP for all of their sins
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