Age, cunts fucked

32, 108

Bitty balls

31, 2

already married?

18, 1
20, 2
24, 3
25, 4
26, 5
30, 5

20, 2

Kinda looks like my cousin, not close enough to merit ejaculation though.

sandbag snatch

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20, 6

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and this one

Ye

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thirty eight (38) years young
0 vaginas penetrated

;'(x

72, I lost track back in the hippy days man.

24 3.
one long term gf im still with since 14.
one nice black girl
one nice italian girl with big tiddies. i enjoyed my time with all 3, very sweet girls. worst part is breaking their hearts after i go back to my ex everytime.

that sounds like cucking with extra steps

39, I'm an alcoholic so I don't know for sure.

27
34 plus one rape

She looks a little inbred, is that what you are referring to?

26
1

21 1

Relatives don't count.

24, 1

Learn about incest anons.
The 1st gen cousin is wincest.
The 2nd gen cousin(wincest born) is like fucking your half sister.
The 3rd gen cousin is like the time your dad and sister fucked and gave birth to you two twins.
If you two had kids it'd be the silent hill material.

25 and 83
Fuckin virgins

25, 0
starting to get sharp pains in my chest when i think about love and affection. don't have anyone to talk to about this either.

38

16

Still 108 ...but most of them in the last 4 Years

30
7

32 10

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28, 9

27/1

Get an escort, user.

Don't die without fucking at least once. Lucky for you the older you get the less you want it.

if ur under puberty or havent had sex yet u shouldnt be on Cred Forums

go workout

37
5

multiple long term relationships.

33-103

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Crappy cock

when laying down tummy first on bed get a pillow(or two) and raise ur pelvis up from underneith

35 and i lost count somewhere about 100, and it was like 10 years ago.

Mostly random girls in orgies and gangbang.

gangbang gurgler

Clit clutcher

30, 1
and that one scarred me enough to not want to have sex ever again pretty much

37, ~100

*mostly escorts (pic related)

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What a coincidence, I'm also 30, but my cunts fucked is slightly lower at absolutely god damn none.

23 39

32. Probably in low 200s. In the swinging community and decent looking gets you a long way.

poop poker

Gahhhh
Why user?

no thanks sex is for smooth-brained dull domed NPCs. it's fucking disgusting.

30
8

20 more years and you get your wizard powers user.

Ok boomer

21 8

42, 25-30

Slime sniffer

Age 27
I think 21 laid + 2 blow jobs
Getting harder to keep track.

Well off 52yo manlet here (5' 7")

Lost count around 50 cunts
estimate between 70 and 80

Three ex wives and 9 children

51 age
47 virgina penetrated with cock
9 anal cavities penertrated with cock all 9 anus belonged to females
3 different females have penertrated my anus with dildos all at least 6 inches in length this has and still does happen by 1 female

>premarital sex

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32 / 2

35

over 20... stopped counting.

age 25

cunts I didnt pay for: 7 (also 3 dicks)
cunts I did pay for: probably around 15 (also one tranny)

38 - 57

penis puncher

like that matters
youtube.com/watch?v=Nxn2LlBJDl0&t=1s

20 years
2 girl
8 traps
I dont really prefer girls over traps, but i guess im attractive to traps. its mostly what goes anywhere with my matches on tinder

oops, traps over girls*

>like that matters
It does.

do you look manly or cute? what do traps like more?

not if u have contraception contract before or after marri, it doesnt determine timings or nothing. just a life line to a bitch who needs a new name

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i look young, im 20 years, but prob 15 yo looking. And thats what most traps comment on and what i think attracts them the most for some reason. But i wouldnt say really cute over manly, they still like that fact that im a bit tall and all. So guess their preference would be a manly young looking guy kek, if that makes sense

you just want attention cause ur a fucking retard with no brother/sister hood so u think im gonna give it to ya??? fucking retard deadshit

>/see this new chan. What do you think about it ?

sgca.top/KXisSK

20 more!? I thought I was supposed to get them this year and just got short changed.

Freudian slip

28 17 girls 1 guy

kek, could be. but traps are still certainly easier for me

Try that again but this time without spazzing out, sunshine.

ur a schizophrenic

I wish.

schizo

surprisingly based and redpilled virginposter

32/7 here. Got genital herpes which is incurable. Every 2-3 months I get painful blisters on my dick and pretty intense nerve pains on my legs. Antiretroviral medication is expensive and doesn't affect results much.

If I could turn back time I'd definitely unfuck all the disgusting whores I fucked which were nothing more than a quick moment of bliss for a maelstrom of fights, hysteric screeching, abuses and cheating.

29, 0

23 1

22, between 25 and 30.

30 6
shitloads of hookers as well

48/27

just turned 18. 5 shemales, no luck with girls at all

34, 0
at least i aint a faggot

explain

28
2

ITT: Liars and the lies they tell, or Incel thread 2, virgin boogaloo.

>never had sex with a girl in 34 years of life
>aint a faggot
sure...

17, 9. You guys are fucking hopeless lmao

started getting into shemale porn a while back, i was already using tinder, but no luck with girls, from the few matches i got we just talked for a bit, but they would never make conversation and it would just die . Decided to give Grindr a try for shemales thinking it wasnt really gonna work out, but why not? and it has worked tremendously. still trying on tinder for girls, but no luck, and eventually some college parties, but im introverted as hell irl, so that doesnt help

you're still getting the hammer

>17
good luck getting banned kek

I don't know who this chick is, but I don't want to know, and I wish I could get that nightmarish fucking face out of my head right now, but it's already haunting me worse than any gore thread ever has. (Okay, so that last part isn't true per say, but exaggeration and all that, it just works to get a point across.)

never had sex period. you a retard on purpose or something kid?

Oh fuck

This is true, I am really hopeless, and I'm not soft enough to be insulted by admitting it.

they passable? any pics? been thinking about it alot

i got it that you are a virgin genius. But no straight guy is a virgin with 34 yo. In the best scenario you are not attracted enough to girls to make something work. OR you are gay. Both makes you not really that straight

got kik? could send some of them there

Aw shit son u got me feeling bad and shit now. I mean self pity ain’t the way to go home boy so stop there for a start, then. all you need to do is be a bit of a dick, flirty,bit disrespectful But also charming and you’re there. That’s the steps to success

I wouldn't want to have my face seen on grindr, that would be fucked.

i am. and im not a genius. nor am i a faggot. im just socially and emotionally retarded. which does not make me a faggot. heres the fun part - youre also a retard (albeit a different kind) if thats too hard for you to grasp.

yeah
@dr.qq

have you ever tried any dating apps? there is no way you are actually looking for girls and there isnt any that you can flirt with

when i started i just used a black pic as a profile, stated my age and my height i said i would send more pics in private. obviously reduces your matches, but its doable

dude, stop projecting. for your info: im being told im quite attractive, im tall, athletic (i run, do martial arts, climb, mountain bike, go to gym) im just emotionally fucked up to the point where i actively avoid women. i had half a dozen opportunities to loose my v card over the years, never came to oass because of my insecurities. and its gona stay this way. yes, there are people fucked up like me wether you like it or not.

messaged you there

ha gay

be carefoul not to choke on that cock

Yeah, I guess that could work. Still, were you ever scared of catching aids?

are you watching me suck a cock?
>ha gay

39, 31

not really, just use condoms for absolutely everything and try to pic some good looking ones obviously. def dont go for crossdressers or any that say they are looking right away for sex or things like that, most shemales in this apps are trying to have a normal relationship outside of being fetishized ( if thats a word kek ) so go for them

Yeah, she won't divorce from you, statistically speaking.

I mean, I may like tits and dicks, but that doesn't mean that I like them together. Shemales is not my thing. I actually like crossdressers, femboys and all that. That's the problem, the sort I'm into are a bunch of sluts who just want sex, at least that's what I've been told about them.

32 years old

Lemme see if I can remember all of their names

98-01
>Alyssa
>Jessica #1
02-06
>Andrea
>Sara
>Lauren
>Molly
>Stephanie
>Hannah
>Danielle
>Samantha
>Carli #1
>Carli #2
>Tasha
>Leslie
07-Current
>Nikki
>Sunny
>Jordan
>Hailey
>Karina
>Sheena
>Kathryn
>Jessica #2
>Sheena
>Amanda
>Chelsea
>Melissa
>Emily
>Sarah

And only one I can't remember her name
... really tall girl, like 6'2. Would have been summer 07 or 08. Fuck, I think it was a K name. I recall every girlfriend, one nighter, fwb, every single encounter and name except this bitches lol.

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yeah, idk, femboys and cross dressers are really really not my thing, so i cant really say for experience, but the ones i see on there are offering blowjobs to anyone, so i would be kinda worried for std's

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30, 2
could raise that number, but I don't want to bang uggos or obese women

18, 0

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Well, I'm just not good at opening up, but I have had chances. For example, my friends ex wife would have likely jumped my dick the first chance she got, but she was a friends ex wife for one, and for two she cheated on him twice, so that was kinda a no go zone for me on multiple levels, plus she has kids, and just no...

I mean, if I get REALLY desperate, like I really need to fuck and I just do not care about who it is anymore, then maybe I'll try to ring her up and get something going, but right now that's a big hell no.

Otherwise, I don't think I'm unattractive, and once I get to be comfortable being around people I think I'm fairly funny and personable. Problem is getting over that initial stage. I'm just an absolute sperg when it comes to initializing anything, and frankly, I have no talents or skills, and I'm 30 at a dead end job for similar reasons to why I can't get a girlfriend.

To be fair on all accounts, I haven't really tried to get a girlfriend much. I've asked out two girls in my entire life, one of whom I swear was the love of my life, and her rejection kind of broke me. I wasn't exactly overconfident, but at the time her saying no just really didn't seem like a possibility, I thought we both really liked each other. Even then I was 22 and she was the first girl I asked out ever. I'm pretty pathetic all the way around. Second girl I asked out was a couple years later and I think I mostly did it to try to forget about girl number one, she said no, so that didn't work.

I've used multiple dating apps and on the VERY rare occasions where a girl messages me they never reply after my first response. It was only when it got to the point that I gave up that I replied to one of them with a joke and then they replied to that, but then again stopped replying and then "unliked" me.

Was suggested this one app where guys are allowed to message first, and I haven't tried that one yet.

22, 20

I've met and chatted with few on the internet. All are very willing to send pics and fuck with anyone. It sucks man, seriously it sucks. I'm too scared of catching something to fuck around with any.

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56, 150-175

38, 8

35, over 100 but about 70 of them were whores

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30,2

Pigs don't count, numbnuts

Die young, it will be easier for all

Had an ex who couldn't figure out how to make her body go the correct way, she was so fucking dumb

30, 23

You're missing out on the basics of being human. If you're really that bad off get a costume and become a furry, at least then you'll have friends, not just internet boards.

yeah, kinda would be too

32 years old

40+

Penis in VAGINA = Topic of thread you dumb fuck. I'm 38, 8 but by your count I'm 38 and 29. Go back to bed its passed your bedtime

36, 96
4 away from an even hundred but I got fat and engaged and haven’t fucked a new girl in a couple years. Need to just hire some whores so I can hit that nice round 100.

25
3
1 was a one night stand, it was nice and all but made me feel disgusting so never did it again

yeah but why do you hate your penis?

39, 1
Fuck this wheelchair.

19, 6

Sorry, wheelchairs don’t count. Unless it’s a female wheelchair I guess

I wasn't crippled when I got laid.

40/75+

53, 119