YLYL Best reads

YLYL Best reads

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Love these

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
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>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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epic dude i totally lost (;

Lmao with that shitty attitude no wonder they failed

>Be 16, in new school
>basically never had any girls in my social group, trying to change that in this new school
>sit behind cute girl, but she is always with a group of friends
>one day getting back from break she is still alone using her phone
>i notice something that she was watching and make a joke about it
>she giggles and we start talking
>as soons as her friends come back to class she ignores me and talks with them
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>that happens for a few weeks
>friend tells me a rumor that she gave a blowjob to a guy in the bathroom
>thought for sure that it was fake, but the thought continued to come back to my mind
>one day getting to school a bit late i see her also trying walking with a cup of juice on her hands trying to get in time for the first class
>i go talk to her
>we start talking and when we get to the stairs i accidentally miss the step and stumble onto her and juice she was holding goes everywhere
>the shirt she was using was completely wet
>i said sorry a hundred times while she looked at me without knowing what to say
>eventually she says its ok and asks me to come to the bathroom with her to help clean herself
>we get into the women's bathroom
>as soon as we got in the thought of her giving a blowjob to a guy in the bathroom came back to my mind
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>try to cover it holding paper towels for her kek
>i notice her wet shirt is starting to show off her bra
>cant hold it in any longer
>try to do something and starts talking about the situation
>"hahah, you know what this reminds me? Friend of mine told me a rumor about you"
>she turns around a bit shocked and asks me what
>"you know, something related to a bj..."
>when this words come out of my mouth she looks at me completely embarrassed and i notice it is actually true
>brain stops working and i instantly cum in my pants
>while she is asking me to not say anything about it to anyone i try to cover up my jizzing face kek
She went to class i stayed there to clean my pants

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I�m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

Kek lost

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user kill yourself

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user goes to the womans bathroom enliten us was it as magical as they say

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I mean, he/she's right.

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>mfw i have skills and am still ostracized

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Xey's right*

Praise xir

I would never misgender such a beautiful man.

You fixed it! Well done, sir

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