Most Illegal thing you've ever d0ne?

Most Illegal thing you've ever d0ne?

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pp

Smoked the electric lettuce but I haven't done it since I was in grade 8

(self)genetic betrayal - didnt do my "best" because the environment owed me money - was dependent upon such

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had consensual penetrative sex with a woman above the legal age of consent in the missionary position.

told someone the narwhal bacons before midnight

When I was 20, I fucked a 15 year old raw for a year. She was an international rich student so she had her own apartment and no parental guidance. I also took her 14 year old friends virginity on the 15 years old couch.

can't tell you...not in here

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disgusting, I hope the cops will caught up with you soon

aggravated assault with a deadly weapon

Come'on duuuude, you're saaafe herE yo dOn't be a cHick3n sh1t lolz

straight to the chambers for you

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It better not have been for the soul purpose of procreation. If so your going down monster

probably selling drugs

Stole medical supplies from a church like 20 years ago.

degenerates serve to hang

Demons will rip out your spine for eternity in hell

God can just replenish them right?

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No, God is poor m8, why otherwise would the church need m0n3y?

It was okay cause she was hot and so were her friends.

Drug dealing, a bit of smuggling and theft auto.

Grabbed a random girl's ass in a club once
God I regret it like what a fucking cunt arse tool motherfucker, to be honest

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i shitted in the urinal once

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That's what you're supposed to do you fucking beta

what happened? lol

killed a homeless dude cuz I was drunk and pissed off, and then did nothing when another homeless dude was convicted for killing him. The guy got knifed in prison and died. I still feel nothing.

I shit in the sink in a hotels function rooms bathroom

Lies, post pr00f

Driving an unregistered, uninspected car without a license

sl4v ruski?

>the electric lettuce
Never heard this term before. thanks user!

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Fake scientific data in order to pass a patent and earn quick money

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Nice try, fbi

Much disappointment Odo. You're a man of the law.

peepee lol

Rape and murder.

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i shidded and farded

How could you

Ive jaywalked over 10,000 times

Your mom

I didn't know at the time it would cause such an uproar and have been branded a terrible person since I did it.

I voted for Trump and I would do it again.

Took a shit in my neighbors kids lunchbox he left outside. Put it next to the front door so I knew they found it.