Most Illegal thing you've ever d0ne?
Most Illegal thing you've ever d0ne?
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Smoked the electric lettuce but I haven't done it since I was in grade 8
(self)genetic betrayal - didnt do my "best" because the environment owed me money - was dependent upon such
had consensual penetrative sex with a woman above the legal age of consent in the missionary position.
told someone the narwhal bacons before midnight
When I was 20, I fucked a 15 year old raw for a year. She was an international rich student so she had her own apartment and no parental guidance. I also took her 14 year old friends virginity on the 15 years old couch.
can't tell you...not in here
disgusting, I hope the cops will caught up with you soon
aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
Come'on duuuude, you're saaafe herE yo dOn't be a cHick3n sh1t lolz
straight to the chambers for you
It better not have been for the soul purpose of procreation. If so your going down monster
probably selling drugs
Stole medical supplies from a church like 20 years ago.
degenerates serve to hang
Demons will rip out your spine for eternity in hell
God can just replenish them right?
No, God is poor m8, why otherwise would the church need m0n3y?
It was okay cause she was hot and so were her friends.
Drug dealing, a bit of smuggling and theft auto.
Grabbed a random girl's ass in a club once
God I regret it like what a fucking cunt arse tool motherfucker, to be honest
i shitted in the urinal once
That's what you're supposed to do you fucking beta
what happened? lol
killed a homeless dude cuz I was drunk and pissed off, and then did nothing when another homeless dude was convicted for killing him. The guy got knifed in prison and died. I still feel nothing.
I shit in the sink in a hotels function rooms bathroom
Lies, post pr00f
Driving an unregistered, uninspected car without a license
sl4v ruski?
>the electric lettuce
Never heard this term before. thanks user!
Fake scientific data in order to pass a patent and earn quick money
Nice try, fbi
Much disappointment Odo. You're a man of the law.
peepee lol
Rape and murder.
i shidded and farded
How could you
Ive jaywalked over 10,000 times
Your mom
I didn't know at the time it would cause such an uproar and have been branded a terrible person since I did it.
I voted for Trump and I would do it again.
Took a shit in my neighbors kids lunchbox he left outside. Put it next to the front door so I knew they found it.