Age, mouths entered, cunts entered, anuses entered

32, 5, 5, 6

>I'm married and have 2 kids. lol. you are such a fucking loser.
more than likely a 40 year old virgin living in mommy's basement lol jfc cope or kys. Either way enjoy the tendies faggot.

33, dunno, 33, 11 (11 people about 213 times, give or take).

Assorted weird shit that doesn't even have a name, even in porn:

1. Had a threesome once where both girls were on their period. Both were long term relationships, and they were talking about period sex and they thought it'd be funny. It was. We filmed it.

2. One time during a group sleepover with two gfs I lost a bet about whether some nigga in a movie was or was not Sean Bean. I was confident he wasn't. Turns out I'm a faggot and it was. Lost bet. Had to let one gf pee in my mouth while the other one filmed. We'd done that before both directions in private, but having the other girl watch and film was weird.

Currently semi-monogamous with the girl who filmed, but she keeps teasing me about not getting a 2nd gf. Honestly I just feel like these motherfuckers spoiled me and I'm not attracted to 99% of human girls anymore. 2020 america's too whiny. 'Will probably get back at it when we elect a socialist and half the states secede and there's a dark america with no me too and no laws. Jesus wtf why am i typing this.

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here ya go lol

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18yo, no idea how many mouths
0 cunts
8 anuses
only had luck with traps for now. trying to find girls though

28, your mom, your mom, your mom

20
3
1
1

Man, i just feel empty now

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46
16
10
2

>knowing any of those numbers
You should have just went for wizard status.

28, 4, 4, 1.

wut

23, 0, 0, 1(if my own counts)

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How to spot a girl with Bear Gryllis.

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>58
>0
>0
>0

30, 34, 14, 2

Mostly prostitutes

15, 1, 1, 2

Age 32
Mouths entered: 18
Cunts entered: 16
Anuses entered: 5

also how many inches and cut or uncut?

6.5 uncut

idk man, traps find me attractive for some goddamn reason

my dick is only 5 inches so i could only get the head in

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21, 5, 5, 3

>age: 39
>mouths: no idea, maybe 100-200
>pussies: likely between 50 and 100, stopped counting
>booties: 4, I'm a lot pickier about this

20,9,3,5

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17,2,0,4

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6, 23, 52, don't want

41,20,120,4

19 6 4 2

RIP

>50 years
BJ=500+ (in total)
Fucked= maybe 35
Anal Whores Fucked 18
Strippers fucked=3
Female asses eaten all 35

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26 1 1 0

BASED

24, 6,6,5

gotta do what you gotta do. if god sends traps, then traps it is

26, 19, 19, 10

20, 13, 11, 2
my ex didn't mind anal at all really, but my current gf has a hard time with it feelsbad

Man you've surpassed wizard. You're like an Arch Mage at this point

>5.56
based and /k/pilled

>20,8,3,1

How many penises has she had in her mouth?

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NGL I'm jelly. Traps are uncharted territory for me. Came close on tinder before but nothing came of it yet

25, 6,6,2

31, 0, 0, 0

>41, 6, 3, 0
Married now, so the only number going up from now on is the first one.

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>28
>mouths 20
>cunts 35
>anuses 1

feelsbadman

Czechin' those dubs

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How're the wizard powers, user? I've got 6 years to go

moar

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33
8
9
1

Lucy, although you were nothing more than a slampig, really miss giving you anal. Hope you're doing well.

if you open to crossdressers and shit its pretty easy, but im def not. Feminine traps are a bit hard to find on tinder, but when i find them it usually works pretty great, better than grindr honestly

>wife material

31, 200+, 50+, 100+
That sex addiction

>22, 9, 10, 1

ass just doesn't cut it for me

Yeah Cds aren;t my thing. Feminine traps are few and far between

20, 14, 6, 1

32, 3, 1, 0

I'm more into being the one who is entered.

23, 10, 5, 1.

Not a fan of anal honestly. Pretty overhyped.

>20, 2, 1, 1

same user, just as a side note I love anal my gf just isnt comfortable with it yet

24, maybe 30, maybe 15, 0

33, 4, 4, 4

>30,16,1,6

You had a bad one.

28, 2, 2, 0

25, 9, 6, 3

20, 0, 1, 0. Hope to get a mouth next time

the first step towards enjoying anal is embracing being pooped on

i have spoken

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68, 1, 1, 1

Married young, been hitting old faithful since for the past fifty years.

so you count urs + plus ur kids then

and also add their ages to urs tho

30,56,45, 15

18, 4, 1, 2

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maybe half for ur kids, 25% for grandkids etc on the counts

22, 16, 21, 2
am i the best ratio?

>20, 4, 1, 0

UNDERAGE B&

31, 22, 20, 2

23, 3, 3, 2

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the moment you realize she a freak

oofxx

>36
>I didn't keep track, over 100, because I've entered 98 cunts
>98 cunts as of 5 days ago
>24 anuses

no way she spits all over her hand rubs ur anus up first then licks up THEN inserts.firebatawwwyeahhh

M, 25. 1/1/0

Not sure how I feel about forsaking my future wizard powers

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34- 22 mouths, 16 pussies, 3 asses

>23, 1, 1, 0
She was a hooker though

I lost count, what looser keep track of the shit anyways?

just sad
-signed people with actual high scores

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44, 4, 4 ,1

33, 7,6,2

I'm cut from a similar cloth like yours, but mixed in with some random sluts and bar flies.
Prosties were more like a rush than an act of fornication.

32, 500+, 700+, 300+
I love being stationed in SE asia!!

29/20?/37ish/7?

Age: 25
Mouths: 24
Cunts: 20
Ass: 0

I'm a total Dennis and I write down the names of all the chicks I've fucked on a Google note that I've had since I was like 14

Yes I know it's weird.
No I don't care.

33

17

14

4

16, 3, 3, 0.