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>30, 5
age, cunts fucked
>30, 5
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26,4
>25
>4 cunts
>1 trans cunt
nah penis has to enter vagina ur cunts 4
girls, its how many penises have been in ur whorehole
25, 13
22, 9
20, 14
29, around 30.
Was kinda famous for the last 10 years till I got fired from the media company I used to work for.
26, 12
Max Landis?
25, ~175
only ever have sex with someone you love and who loves you
24 on the 4th
8
Sorry don’t know who this is. I’m from the turd world.
28, ~40
counting year u turn this year as age via gov birth certificate
36
15 or more
What?
35, over 200 and still fuck 20 year olds on a regular basis. I’m a bartender
if u turn 24 this calander year ur age is 24
20, 13
Oh okay, was kinda confused.
31, 100+
39, 16
30. Fucked 40-50 girls. Blow 15ish cocks a week through a gloryhole and take 10ish loads up my ass. Probably about 2,000 guys have used me as a cumdump.
yeah for example baby ur born in 1990 and had one penis enter ur vagina so ur 30, 1
so you work a peastant job and take advantage of drunk whores... what an inspiration
23
0
76 Just one beautiful woman.
38, 0
26 1
37, and I have been 11 women....6 chinese, 1 mixed Japanese and white, 2 Latina and 2 white women
>34
>0
why even go on living?
21, 0
25, 7.
27, 2
On Saturday nights and Wednesday I make over $350 in tips in 5 hours and $200 on Tuesday and Thursdays. I see and get to take home beautiful women and have made tonnes of friends. We all get old but we don’t all have to choose to be boring old adults. Also I look really young and still get carded so that helps get me 20 year olds. It’s a great life and not ashamed of anything.
and a partridge in a pear tree
thats a lotta pussy for a 5 year old
Mind blown
Lol
46, 0
41, over 30 or thereabouts
26, 30+ I stopped counting
24, 0 (but 27 assholes)
39
Over 150
But 100 were hookers.
>21, 0
And you don't make money off this? Interesting.
19, 11
Nah. Just for fun/gratification
28, 30+
a lot of them were prostitutes tho
25, 26
Got heavy into coke and clubs when my high school gf of 3 years broke up with me, Had women fuck me for a few lines.
47, zero
nah me babe :3 xx foreversies remember u said i was stuck with u ;;;;;-;;;;;
8 *MAN ATTACKS WOMAN* FUCK YOU PC TAD EMMIG U FUCKING NIQQA PC HAM DEEN I!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!! *MAN RAPES WOMAN*
33
No prostitutes: 8
This
No way 76 year olds frequent here
28, 1 skinny. 1 fatty 1 ugly but beautiful. 1 desi queen who is now my wife
37
52 cunts
4 if u Cannae count
27, 3
22, 5 all were actually friends ive known for a long time
>27, 20
27, Just added a notch for #8 tonight actually, funny this thread being up.
3 virgins
1 alcoholic
2 fat chicks
1 average chick
1 "gamer girl"
The alcoholic was the most fun, also the hottest, but sadly the shortest lived
Popped a virgins cherry tonight, meeting my main squeeze tomorrow night. Not a bad deal I've carved out for myself, only took 10 years to figure out how to talk to girls
17. 0
34 and 40. Meh.
GTFO and get a real job
34, ~30ish
Nutted about half of them.
>underaged Cred Forums
But before you get banned, don't worry man... all the 17 year old girls are fuckin 22 year old guys
And all the 12 year old jailbait are looking at you right now like "ooo he's mature, I wonder if he wants to see me naked"
Be patient, when you get older you'll be able to pump and dump as many college chicks as you want (provided you practice a bit of self care)
26, 0 should I end myself?
u got 24 hours to email me
aha thanks
No, not yet
At the very least, TRY to take care of yourself and be productive
Our mothers, therpists, and teachers lied to us. They told us "you're perfect the way you are"
For boys this is not the case, and it's pretty fuckin damaging
A more accurate statement is "you are useless until proven otherwise"
Go out there and be somebody, then while you're getting enjoyment from other things in life, women will come along when it's most inconvenient XD
24, 12 or 13
for what
mid 30s
Somewhere between one or two dozen.
Been with every race at least once.
Married for 7 years.
Feel free to AMA to make the thread a little more interesting.
my sanity/happiness/boredom/monogomy
19, 1
25, roughly from 45-55, if I could give some of u advice dont get lost chasing quantity, just find quality and somebody u actually care for and stick with them
Aww how sweet
OVER 9000!
24, 11
Been wasted everytime, halfway sober during morning sex, but never had sex fully sober.
31. Honestly about 60-80 but I lost count.
...
26. 7 lol. Kinda weak numbers.
Dude... ya, you'll be at 0 for a while.
45, 55
22, 1
Might cheat and smash someone else tho ;)
34_-36
20, 7
31
0
Thank you
Ah I see, that totally makes sense, you're Satan.
Lol it is a real job I make more than enough money and have an awesome time doing it. That is literally the best real job. Sorry you’re jealous bro that’s literally the only reason you’re hating, go and be a bartender yourself you’ll see why it’s awesome
40,6
can't get an erection without being in love
A job, employment, work or occupation, is a person's role in society. More specifically, a job is an activity, often regular and often performed in exchange for payment ("for a living"). Many people have multiple jobs (e.g., parent, homemaker, and employee). A person can begin a job by becoming an employee, volunteering, starting a business, or becoming a parent. The duration of a job may range from temporary (e.g., hourly odd jobs) to a lifetime (e.g., judges).
An activity that requires a person's mental or physical effort is work (as in "a day's work"). If a person is trained for a certain type of job, they may have a profession. Typically, a job would be a subset of someone's career. The two may differ in that one usually retires from their career, versus resignation or termination from a job.
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Perhaps you meant, "Get a career" my uninformed friend.
29, 12 I can think of off hand.
Bonus point: 2 of those girls were best friends growing up and I fucked one right after I had a bad break up with the other.
29, around 15-20. mostly japanese and chinese
25, 2
-10, 99,9999
Fat girl, no tits. Quite unfortunate.
Pretty sure this proves there's no intelligent design.
youtube.com
I used to be a barback, while i didnt get as much pussy as the bartenders, I did occasionally get one here and there. Keep living it up bro. Btw any tips to get a bartending job? Its the catch-22 of need 2 years of experience, but cant get experience because wont get hired without it...
Her ass is perfect
37, 4
1. My college girlfriend. Lost v card at 21.
2. Hooker when I was 24
3. Hooker when I was 25.
4. Hooker when I was 36.
The first hooker was meh, the second was good, the third was great.
45, 20
Meh, I'm not trying to hate on what you jizz in, but that's pretty average if you've been with a few black girls.
You do you, gayanon. The rest of us struggle more.
19
6
how do you meeting and get things started
imagine being this much of a buttmad jealous faggot working a shit job... LOL
>Its the catch-22 of need 2 years of experience, but cant get experience because wont get hired without it...
No, they just don't wanna hire idiots that don't know how to be creative. (Especially creative on their resumes)
I don't think there's one person that got a job, by being COMPLETELY honest and upfront on their resume.
20, 0
29, fucked 2
at 23 was 0
Now I'm 26 and on number 4
Ya boi has been on a roll
26, 10
>age, cunts fucked
31, 5 piv
incel mentality
> GIRLS ONLY GO HOME WITH GUYS WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK HURRDURR
Lol dude I feel so bad for you
35, 83
No hookers
3 virgins
Noted
40,
About 20 non hooker cunts
Countless hooker cunts
I might have a problem
29. 3
Been with the third one for years now.
You know, when I was younger I would've laughed at this... as I've fucked multiple random women (a few fatties included) it has become less and less enjoyable.
Companionship is much more important to me. I'm 29 btw..
>18, 1
29, probably like 17 or something... had the current gf for 4 years. Previous one was 6 years- these fucked up my score because on the current gf I don't cheat and on the one I was with for 6 years I only slept with 5 of the girls I worked with at Ticketmaster and that was in the last like 7 months of our relationship
Goodluck wage slave, I wish you the best at getting hourly pay.
29, 53 (if we're counting hookers then 70)
companionship is having ur penis inside her for 18 hours a day high no substitute
>, 33
36, 24
29, 30 women, ~20 trans
AMA
23 10
38, honestly not sure but it's in the high double digits. I'd say around 70.
I'm not especially good looking or fit but I'm funny and I can talk my way in. Plus I'm not super picky-plain/average, old or young or a little chubby is fine, as long as they've got good or at least interesting tits or they're a little weird/kinky and into something fun.
I can totally help you with this bro. The first and most important thing is to teach them you can whip up a drink fast as fuck and make it look nice.the biggest advantage and it’s so simple is half 7 up half Pepsi is a ginger ale. So many popular drink ask for that but most bars only have 5-6 pumps ginger ale ain’t one of them. It sounds stupid but that is literally the best trick I learned and not to be racist but black teens easily start 90 percent of the fights at our bar. Not trying to sound racist but it needs to be called out as it is. Tonnes of black guys come in to get pussy and I bet less than 3 percent succeed as most are either to high or drunk or acting too tough to our bouncers and get thrown out. It’s not racist ive done this for 15 years and it’s the same story. The quiet Indian gets more pussy than the loud black and I’ve witnessed this every day
Same
20, 1
25, 1. It was my ex from high school, haven’t really dated since. I’m an autist who focuses entirely on whatever hobby/sport I’m currently into which can be off putting, and I haven’t really met anyone interesting enough to go after. Also casual, NSA sex doesn’t really appeal to me.
>33
>6
25, and around 24. With that being said a lot of my count was before 21.
27, 2
22 , 16
45, around 250-300
40, 9
32, 0
I find this fascinating-are you in a relationship and wanted a change or just find hookers easier? I'm genuinely curious.
>31
>1, my gf in college who is now my wife
38, around 40
I worked offshore for a while, low living expenses and decent pay + no dependants.
I'd get 2-3 weeks off at a time, spent most of that searching for pussy either free or paid.
Now I'm in a relationship, so I whore around now and again but it's a pretty rare thing.
56, 1. Still married, middle-school sneaking-into-an-alley sex-fiend-pre-teens turned high-school sweethearts.
43, 0
I lost count, what looser keep track of the shit anyways?
just sad
-signed people with actual high scores
Had this chick fwiw. One of the best lays I ever had
30, around 50
30, 12. 2x were girlfriends of 2+ years. 1x wife of 8 years.
27yo. 84 and counting
27, 0 but I fingered a girl once
28, probably 20 to 25
20, 11 y’all need to try again
how do you know he frequents? do you know what frequents means? are you fucking retarded?
You banged Tessa Thrills? How did that come about exactly then?
I did, she was working with an escort agency back in around 2012/2013ish. She got me off in about 2 minutes flat.
30, 4
I still think, that it is way too many and i should stop at one.
No, you'd regret one vagina your entire life.
If this number is not 1and if you are not married to her, you have caused big doodoo to society
At least you have magical powers user.
24, 3
You have low standards if you think that's perfect user, really REALLY low standards.
But if you're happy, then good on you.
20 years old, 11 cunts fucked. All beautiful women, no STDs. I’m very blessed
If true, good job user.You should settle down eventually, but enjoy it for a while.
Where was this?
36, 18 (mostly under16)
Yes it’s true, throughout school almost every girl in my grade had a crush on me. I blew it by acting like a douche bag. I know better now, I’m ready to meet the right girl and fall in love
32
7
21, 6 cunts and one femboy
femboy was pretty good but doesn't compare to real pussy. was keen though
39
100+
Not far outside London. Only downer was using a condom for the fuck, but I'd already busted once by then lol. Would have been awesome to fill her.
28/5
>blessed
>douche bag
Well at least you're self aware I guess.
47, 200+
So you fuck tons of fugly fat chicks with herpes, good to now. Low standards really bump up the score.
Lol, you seem so sure, so how any races are there??
This is your life now. You do know that?
37 y/o, 13.
Been married / LTR last 17 years or so, so considering my non-Chad ugliness & hobbit size I was doing okay.
30, 3
29, I stopped counting at ~80. I was 24 when I stopped counting. I've been in the entertainment industry for most of my career. Which has a I it of perks I guess. Moved to a college town recently. I'm a bit of a whore when it comes to women.
29, 36
23, 12
> entertainment industry
18, 2
46, 2
>boring
no one pretending underage, fuck X or a half of something
34, 5 cunts fucked
1st was my first wife: Blonde cheerleader, very mild beef curtains
2nd was a virgin, no beef curtains, slightly overweight
3rd was a girl barely legal, CRAZY TIGHT, my dick hurt her & she liked it.
4th was a girl who I met while drunk during a party. I was super confident but don't even remember the initial interaction. Regardless, I found out afterward that she was super into me & had INSANELY HUGE TITS. I guess I woke up drunk, she thought I was cute, I played w/her body & even drug her friend over to make out (I don't remember any of this, but it was a Jim Morrison stage of my life where I didn't care & was affectionate to everyone). Later we fucked (she had a chewed up bubble gum pussy, but the tits is what was worth it). She then started saying "I wanna have your baby" when we fucked, so I stopped it right there.
5th is my wife right now. Perfect slit pussy that cums every time I fuck it. It squeezes & grips me tight when she cums so hard that it's impossible to not cum when she does cum. Good got it feels so good. Best sex I've ever had.
31, about 20? All within the last 5 years.
Slowed down somewhat lately as I have a fwb I can fuck any time, but I still crave variety time to time.
Damn, son.
47, 2 - but I've been fucking the second one for the last 25 years.
39, 20
3 10/10
rest between 4/10 and 9/10
26, 0
Hoping to avoid wizardry
22 0 but looking to change
Best of luck user
30.
Lost count around 30, but its not over 50
>27 i think
>4
i cant remember if i ever got in one bitch, she sucked me off and i put it in her ass but i may have fucked her atleast once
30, around 25+ lost count, most of them were ugly, took virginity of 4 girls, slept with some prostitutes, had some erection function with both groups. I dated once a woman 11 years older than me, she liked them young.
> also dated tiny girl
> like in the pic
> pussy too puffy to lick
> you can't breath out of your nose
> in missionary you tower her
> it's awkard and weird
26, 1
Lost my virginity to a random Tinder hookup a few months ago, been chatting to my crush a bit since then and although she's still working through some stuff from a previous abusive relationship she hasn't dismissed the idea of us dating (currently on a 'hang out more and see what happens' deal) so here's hoping Cred Forumsros
28, about 30 - 40 or so
21, 5
Had like 10 different dicks in my ass tho
>pussy too puffy to lick
What?
Like you couldn't open her lips?
28, about 36
>not ashamed of anything
you should be
>22
>4
Only a single girl was over a 6/10. The one fat redhead I fucked in a one night stand was clenched-fist-tight and I'm really upset I experienced it. Sex since then just hasn't been satisfying.
Bi fag here.
As near as makes no difference to 34, 4
Plus various stuff with men. Only had one cock up my arse though.
20, 0
I have had multiple good looking girls show interest or outright say I'm attractive but I don't just want casual sex.
Take it while you can, because you're not going to get it later.
no your nose got under it, so you cant breath out of your nose, so when you eat her you get out of breath
Dude please don't stay hung up on that girl. I was in a similar situation and you don't want to be a beta orbiter or rebound guy. Girls are easy to ruin and nowadays they get ruined younger and younger. You're better off just having safe sex with strangers without attachment.
I'm a guy and have good genes, I know I can wait. I'm really healthy and have plans to stay that way; don't drink or smoke, I exercise etc. I even tried shaving all the hair on my head like my dad and girls were still acting the same around me.
>Only had one cock up my arse though.
> arse
bongfag detected
You want another one up there?
20, 1
33, 57.
holy shit i can smell this image
39age
2 cunts
But impregnate both
its not gonna happen going like this son.
what she really means is that u have to impress her. start improving yourself like crazy but act casual about it, learn about her interests and see if they can be yours too, set some goals for yourself to focus on
29, 2
Maybe. I've used dildos and stuff as well, and I don't mind it. I tend to prefer to be a top these days, with young athletic twinks or closeted chav boys.
Sexuality is strange though.
24, 50+ stopped counting
My father was a bartender in the 1968-92, oddly, he mentioned how many women would hit on him, or trade free drinks for blow-jobs, and this was a high-end bar, he probably fucked at least 100 women before he met my mother, his words.
27, 0 kissless virgin
Is there other 25y+ despicable contact-deprivied autist there ?
24, 1
at least I got to bust inside and she was on the needle
My dad occasionally works as a barman, and it's quite obvious that most of the younger barmaids fancy him. Its hilarious, really.
32, 0
Real beta incel vibes in this thread, man. They just think if they make enough money, they'd be getting enough pussy as you, and that's all these weak-ass cucks ever wanted.
Keep doing you, king. I'm jealous.
Yeah that's the plan user, we're close as friends and have been for several years now so we know each other's vibe for the most part, you're not wrong about the self improvement part tho
27
I’ve never counted. Probably like 15?
I consider myself fortunate, I’m the only one in my friend group who has never really had a problem getting some pussy.
I'm beginning to think that I resent women.
its just easy to get complacent bro, I personally missed out on my first love like that
what makes u think that user?
34, 2. Not looking so that's probably that for me. I dunno if I just had shit gfs but neither were worth the trouble, expense and effort. Hookers are legal in my country but I guess I'm a cheap fuck. I'd rather invest and jerk off.
35, 0
but i have a gf now
A gf that doesn't fuck you? I think they're just called friends bru
>20, one but a lot
so just one (1)
I’ve worked at bars before it totally works. Its not just the girls that come in on the weekend. it’s the girls that work there so close to you that get in on the action. Bar work = pussy goldmine
32, 15...
thought I need a few more.. but it seems to be a good stat
when did girls start showing their buttholes? back in the day nudes had a little bit of class and the most you'd see on a naked on nude models was some pubic hair and a little bit of pussy lips if you were lucky. where is the next step going to take us? jerking it colonoscopy pictures?
19- 3
1st was a coworker when I was 18 (she was 16)
2nd my gf at the time
3rd a girl with whom I cheated on my gf
Age 26, 30 cunts, 4 kids, 2 mothers, and whole lot of fucking problems.
27, 6
Age 24
Fucked 80-100
HMU if questions
I should've specified, I have 4 kids with 2 different mothers kek. I just realized how fucked that sounded.
ok boomer
30, 1
and that was 5 years ago, don't see that number increasing anytime in the future since I'm not getting any younger
13 - 5
This
Being an impressionable teenager I pushed aside meaningful relationships with girls who only wanted to please me and make me feel happy, all for the sake of a cookie cutter party life.
"Is my bum clean!?"
13, 25
>26 , 12
27, 11
21, 7
some were really sexy tho
Ayyy user im working the rat race and soon I'll be a millionaire and then i can have all the slave selfdegrading pussy and slave friends i could ever want you are living a lie, my way is the only way to be trully happy once i grind through school and eating manager ass (figuratively) ill be able to do anything.
This is how incels think
>22 , 14
>age
30
>cunts fucked
12 total
11 white
1 filipino
22, 13
Basically if its under 160lbs and at least a 6, i lay pipe
>under 160 lbs, has to be at least 6 to fucc
29 around 80
I had sex with a 250+ pounder. Wasn't my proudest moment. But I still nutted inside of her pussy. Kind of got off to the stinky smell her entire body was giving off.
>27
>hard to say but about 30 something
32 - About 40-ish
19
12
43, around 80. Lots of Asians, a few blacks, mostly white.
29, 93
21, 6 cunts. all within the last two years. i feel like once i lost my virginity and got the first one, i figured out it's not that fuckin hard lol
and how many cunts have u fucked?
lmao its never going to happen shes fucking chad while she keeps you on the hook forever
This is the way. Once you’ve been around the block enough times you start to realize that making an actual connection with another person is way more important than just pushing your genitals inside of them.
Age 33
Got around 35
32;2
2 long term relationships
Just the opposite for me. The best sex I've ever had was with girls I didn't reallyc are about. Dirty, anal, threesomes, bondage, piss play, etc. With women I've loved, it has always been pretty vanilla. I love sluts.
18, 0
26,
25-30
Guess for her
16, 4 I'm going for the world record.
29, 4
I really need to up these numbers. Shame I'm such a retarded faggot though
36, probably around 200 cunts, 0 girlfriends, just whores and bitches.
29, 34-36
24, 8
am I a chad yet ?
24, 34
Wizard detected
39- at least 50
18, 2 cunts
1 dick
41
I stopped counting after 50
>30
>between 30-40
20,1
At least I'm not a virgin
>29, 13
about 10 of those were between 19-21 though
same
Yo dog fucking same
late 30s, 3
volcel for nearly a decade now
Same lmao
25, 17
8 Americans
6 Kiwi's
1 Italian
1 Chinese
1 Korean
24
6mils!
33, in the 40s