Roast me

Roast me

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Roasting isn't for you/ Frying/poaching/scrambling would be more appropriate

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That's it. That's the thread. You fucking obliterated whatever that is

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I didn't choose the sous-vide, the sous-vide chose me.

You look like if an egg wanted gender equality

/thread

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Tranny conebead.

You look like dumb

U dumb

the SJW reboot of Coneheads looks like shit

you look like a well-read, knowledgeable person would a good fashion sense uwu

hello mr luthor

You're flawless

Any reply I could come up with just died..
Can't top that one.

you look like the biggest fucking virgin on the planet. you literally look like patrick stars retarded son who has HIV, 60 extra chromosomes and was imbred 30 times over

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I would, but clearly God or the human-genome is doing a better job of it than any \b\tard ever could.

May god be damned for what he has allowed you to be.

This warlock of Qarth drinks shade of the evening straight from the dick.

I want to slap the top of your bald head with my dick.

you dont need any help user
life has already roasted you
please kys, you're scaring the children

DollarTree version of Godhead’s Jason Miller.

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You know what pisses me off about your post? You can tell that you obviously listen to this 'Godhead' band, which is likely some nu-metal knockoff that is about two decades too late. We know that you listen to this band because you know who's in it: Jason Miller. But the most smug thing about your post is that you spout off the name 'Jason Miller' as if we know who the fuck you are talking about. As if he and his nu-metal band are somehow relevant and everyone here would be able to visualize the similarities between Jason Miller and the person in OP's pic. But, despite that... the biggest grievance is that I am now imagining what Godhead probably sounds like in my head. I imagine some Daughtry-esque sappy slow heartbreak song... maybe a couple of radiofriendly Nickelback sounding songs. I imagine they probably sound a lot like Staind. I am thinking of those shitty buttrock bands from a shitty era... the fall of MTV. And that I am thinking of this is why I hate Godhead. It's why I hate Jason Miller. And ultimately, its why I hate you.

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Holy shit, reading that was a waste of my limited time on this Earth. Please suck-start a shotgun

Shreddead

i dont need to

>Conehead!? Did you just assume my cranial geometry!?

Came out pretty good.

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You're supposed to boil or fry eggs, not roast them.