Anons what the fuck is this that came out of my stool? (pic)

Anons what the fuck is this that came out of my stool? (pic)
I'll post more if this gains a decent amount of attention and post elsewhere if you guys would rather post in your fucking porn threads

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its probably shit user

Why are you picking through your shit?

it's almost rock solid. well not rock solid but very hardened.

it was stuck to my arse when I wiped

More angles please

Why aren't you picking through yours? Gotta keep up with your poop hygiene.

alright

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Interesting, it looks to be a sort of plant structure, like the base of an onion where it goes from roots to meat. You said it's rock like so that suggests it isn't cellulose. What have you eaten in and around that stool?

well the previous day I had eaten nothing due to falling ill. you think it could go further back than that, or maybe it's something that was stuck in my intestinal tract?

it's residue from colon cancer, get yourself checked asap

Things don't ever get stuck in the intestinal track, if something did you'd end up with a tear and turn septic and die so that's pretty much out. It does not look like an inorganic structure, it's complexity denotes a biological formation so you need to investigate the components of what you ate to bring the possibilities down. A fruit pip, a bone joint, a deep fried chunk of cellulose like an onion base. You're looking for something indigestible but from a source of fully digestible surroundings. It would also be sensible to try and break the thing down or apart, the interior might have preserved more detail of the original state.

user, you are fucked. I had these, too.
With every day they grow bigger and bigger until it hurts like hell shitting them out.

It's a vertebra from a small mammal

It does look like a good candidate, curious interior structure with the out layer removed.

...OK, then what did you do to fix it?

Guy's trolling you, look this needn't concern you unless it's a repeating occurrence.

I don't think it's from something I ate. Honestly I can't remember much but I do remember not having much in the house. Think I had two tins of tuna, crackers, a ready meal that was a beef stew with carrots and dumplings (nothing hard).

well that's good to hear, but I'm still curious about it

Well, there's nothing it could be from your digestive track, it's all soft tissue from your mouth to your ass, so it has to be something you ate, it looks biological, you said it's hard, there are some possibilities that have been suggested and unless it happens again there's no cause for concern so i can't really think of anything left to say or do.

>tuna
tuna vertebra

>tuna vertebra
I'm looking at some images on google and whilst a few looks similar none match it entirely with the spikes and what-not. And I'm pretty sure I didn't eat let alone swallow something that hard from something soft like tinned tuna fish.

if it's rock solid maybe it is a stone of some kind, like bile duct or pancreatic duct stone, or gallstone (those look smooth though)

Eaten a kiwi fruit recently?

residue? erm... any tips on what I can do to help it at home besides going to the doctor? i'm living with my mother and I don't want to look like a hypochondriac. I took a brief look at the symptoms and only exhibit one really, which is a slightly bloated abdomen on my right side, which doctors have said is due to fat distribution after my surgery (though I've always suspected it to be more than that). no blood in my stool or anything like that

yes actually

Looks like Doctor Eggman invaded your ass.

This. That little spike is pretty much a give away

What does it taste like?

kek where's sonic when you need him

yeah he might have hit the nail on the head. i've had kiwis all my life and don't recall ever having this issue, but it does make sense look at the kiwis that are left over. thanks for the responses anons glad I could count on you peeps

user, you dont eat the end of the banana skin, only the yellow part.

Oh that's a Gyterioma. Theres very little information on them that's not in medical journals after 2018. Basically kind of a acellular cluster of taught fiber cells that react to your intestinal wall to form small almost tooth like structures. the weirdest part about them is they seem to be very common in men who masturbate frequently. They appear benign but it is unclear if there is anything to worry about at this point, but do know they do form larger and more commonly after gyteriogenesis occurs (development of butt teeth)

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his could become a regular thing. Anons post pics of stuff they've found in their shit and we all have to try and guess what it is

Is it hard? That crucial information here. It kinda looks like a stone (like a kidney/tonsil stone, etc). If it is, its generally not a good sign because it comming from your stool would imply that it comes from some kind of gland connected to teh digestive tract, like the pancreas. Having stones there.., not such a good thing...

Looks like celery stalk

kinda shitty

this looks like a troll, but regardless I don't masturbate frequently and haven't done so for over a month now

I think it's from a kiwi, thankfully for me