I get this feeling my GF doesn't like the way I eat her pussy anymore...

Works for me. Watch more lez porn. They know what they are doing

Amateurs

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this is a very good idea

Punch her in the pussy.

Women are retards and can't communicate unless you hold their hand.

Make her tell you what feels and what doesn't, for fuck's sake.

That actually works for some

Suck the clit and grind it gently with your front teeth. Works every time for me.

Female

Literally 99% of the guys I've slept with are completely useless at sex btw so asking the stupid little boys here how to eat out is the blind leading the blind. You can find literal instructional videos online made by actual women with vulvas about what bits feel god and where to find them. If you watch even one of them you will probably be 10x better at sex than anyone of the clueless idiots who clumsily fumble about with no idea what they're doing

If ur gf doesnt like how you eat her pussy dont worry she wont be your gf much longer :)

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Sry to say this but i bet she Still likes her pussy to be licked just not by you.

Ever had somone chew your bell-end?

Keep teeth away from the clit ffs

Every girls signals are diff, but if you time it ride you can make her keeping cumming

If pic is her I'd advise putting it between some bread and maybe put some mayo or bbq sauce on it. Could also heat it up in the microwave for a few seconds. Might make it taste better.

This is halarious asking Cred Forums how to eat pussy lmao

Only homosexuals "eat pussy" as you are submitting to the needs of a wahman and showing the ultimate act of cuckoldry by tonguing her stench trench in efforts to please her. In Rome there were three types of men, first was the Patriarch who fucked his wife for children, then on the side he had whores. The next one was the Philosopher who was very similar to the Patriarch except for the need to fuck boys pre puberty. Then you had the Homosexuals, they licked the Duracell and were directed by wahmen.
Take the T pill and start gearing you fagots

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dont do that alphabet shit or any other shape for that matter, all girls want is for you to find the clit and go up and down, thats it.. maybe finger inside while you do it too.

Actually yes. A lot of bitches have no idea how to suck dick.

Where the fuck you come from homosexuals suck dick they hate pussy I’m heterosexual male I love eating pussy go back in your cave idiot

Up and down is fine but the alphabet feels better because it's like random feeling I guess? Up and down is just like, I could do that myself. I cant speak for everyone though, obviously you need to find out what she personally prefers.

>99%.
OK feminist.

If you want a guy to eat you out like a champ and fuck you to the point you orgasm so hard you go cross eyed for 10 seconds or so stop trying to teach friendly inexperienced incels/18 year olds how to be dominated by females and let an asshole who pisses you off for existing have his way with you and do things how he wants.

Your cunt will thank you you dumb cunt.

Thanks.

Bet guys are a lot less shy about telling girls they suck than girls are about telling men it feels like they are being molested by someone with down syndrome. The sort that crushes bunnies to death

You have brain damage.

What this is about is not the act you fucking mutt nigger, its about what you convey by your actions, maybe even pure at times, to please you simply think. In reality you are bowing down for a wahman (Inferior of man says the Bible) and this is why you commit the ultimate act of homosexuality.

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Seething roastie

Oops did I hurt your little, fragile masculine image there? Sorry baby boy but you sound like the exact kind of fuck head who girls pretend to enjoy getting fucked by out of fear of upsetting you :)

Meh it’s a lot harder to get a mouth on your dick than a mouth on your pussy.

I didn’t complain but the scrape marks from teeth on my dickhead were there for days

I’m a pussy eating professional champion the key is you gotta love doing it and focus on the clit with your tongue and also eat her asshole out good while you fingerfuck that pussy

kys agot trany

Sucking dick is hard work. Keeping your jaw open that wide aches after a short while and ontop of that a lot of guys like to pretend they are in a porno and fuck your face. I like sucking dick when I'm just left too it and a bit of face fucking is enjoyable when the mood is good but most the time it's just a risk to put your head down there

Have someone else do it for you preferably another woman

>its about what you convey by your actions
Imagine being so insecure that you read this much into the act lmao. It's only gay if you make it gay, and you're clearly very keen to make eating pussy gay for reasons that are beyond me. Not every sexual act has to be a symbolic struggle for power, only betas think like that

Most women aren't that into intercourse, and can't reach orgasm from vagina penetration. I wouldn't personally be interested in sex if a guy isn't going to go down on me.

>wahman
You can’t even spell woman right fuckface their is nothing wrong with pleasing your woman dumbfuck nigger obviously you have no woman with your attitude towards women your caveman mentality is beyond old pussy is good to eat no matter what you type on Cred Forums stupid bitch ass homo only fags like you don’t eat pussy

Moat the time I dont give anything but possitive feedback to the guys I fuck because I'm worried I'll upset them.
I told this guy once that his attempts are fingsring me were poor and he got all self conscious and couldn't even get an erection after and he left.
He was super cocky too to start with and he even messaged me the day after to see if I wanted to meet again lol

He quoted the Bible as justification of his position - he's a retard.

you wanna know how i know a wahman made these posts?

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literally what said.

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Use your hand more. Mouth alone tends to not be enough pressure (unless she is a pro) and most only will get half the dick in-hence the forced face fuck-it feels better

Just be sloppy on the dickhead with a hand stroking the shaft

Bitches like you are the worst. It's not even sex in your case, it's just two pple taking turns jerking each other off.

I would go down all day and night I love eating pussy it’s my favorite thing to do never had any complaints only compliments my record for eating pussy is 5 hours straight but my neck jaw and tongue where sore for about 4 days after but it was the best soreness ever

Underrated post.

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My gf is different, she enjoys being eaten but not that much, prefers penetration, fast...
Also she doesn't really feel pleasure from clitoris stimulation.

This post is the WTF I've had in a while...fuck this, I'm out.

I don’t wanna know shit from a stupid bitch like you mr wahman learn how to spell bitch nigger

Do you get anything out of ass play?

Are you actually new here? That video is old af and it's always being reposted

Lol u seem upset. Typical hysterical wahmen.

>I don’t wanna know shit from a stupid bitch like you mr wahman learn how to spell bitch nigger
Get out fat roastie

Literally just try things. If she likes it. Take a note. It's called muscle memory. Eventually you should just be able to make her cum faster with your hands and lips than you ever could fucking her. My record is like 2 mins with my fingers and lips. Then again. She was already wet when I started from foreplay. So like 8 mins including foreplay.

Just pinch her nipples as hard as you possibly can. She will orgasm instantly

LOL, OK then.

Like I said before mr wahman I’m a man maybe u want to meet so I can show your bitch ass what a little bitch you are or you gonna hide on Cred Forums

Kill your self fat raostie

I'm not saying every woman is the same. Personally, I wouldn't care if I never had penetrative sex again - for most women I've known, cunnilingus is a hundred times better. Not even comparable.

You sure sound like a wahmen. Or possibly a nigger. Or both? Ooga booga.

But there is that rare ~10% of women who orgasm with just normal piv sex, and it's fucking glorious. If you're ever lucky enough to fuck one, wife her asap lads.

your chin goes in the cup of your palm noob.

fucking kek

Sure, but also a lot who fake it. If you have vaginal sex with ten women and they all orgasm, at least nine of them are faking it. Guaranteed.

There are more nerves in the anus than in the vagina, guys. Stick a dildo up your butt, and penetrate back and forth without pressuring the prostate, and see if you can come from that alone, probably not. That's basically the same feeling; for most people it feels nice or good but you're not going to orgasm, though some will be able to. That's kind of it.

Women are stupid and irrational. She decided she wasn't going to enjoy a pussy lickin' before she even opened her legs, and then just critiqued the process with a bias afterwards. Find a bitch that is actually eager to get her pussy licked by you, and she will put it in her top 10 times her snatch was lapped by a tongue, every single time.

Yeah, I get that not every girl is the same. Just sharing my experience.
The sad part is that I like eating pussy and she is not that into it.

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Yeah theres your problem. Find a consistent pace and listen to her reaction to it. I mean, have you ever tried jerking off while writing the alphabet?

have you tried talking to her?

I'm saying the reverse of that, though. When you fuck ten women and one of them orgasms from normal piv, that's the one you stick with. Otherwise you're stuck doing ridiculous shit like and for the rest of your life.

you've become obsessed with the taste of her pussy so you're going in too hard. It's a common side affect when you eat pussy more than occasionally. You need to start slow again and feel her out. Start by barely lettingh your tongue touch her and work into it using her body language and moans as clues. Also, make her suck your dick first, like really get her to slob on it and make her feel like a slut so she's already wet when you get down there.

That's the funniest part of this whole thing, OP doesn't realize that he's wasting his time because their relationship is already over, due to lack of communication skills.

Well she's not easy to talk to, so no.

You’re fucking people who don’t know what they’re doing