New rekt thread

New rekt thread

I'll start with some fresh OC

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man can u actually imagine being the same size as others/retarded?

say what?

...

What

wtf happened??

beyond the obvious

why it make me want to pull out a gun and shoot the masked fkers?

synthetic telepathy is making artificial limbs possible and military "covert" tech is 20 years ahead of surface; meaning; its possible to read subvoc remotely via satelite and reverse engineer thought. emp pings/directed energy weapons are long documente,d hell its been used as far back as the fucking IRAQ war by fucking g.i.joe.blow.

pine gap is funnelled fragile x syndrome and all white english speaking people are targetted individuals because of woodrow wilsons enablement via jekyll island.

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Because you're a pig sympathiser

we had to shut down racism over this literal down syndrome and its grandsons sitting in northern territory usa nsa military base right now shooting me with a satelite ur dead

He's saying he's really high/drunk right now and has decided to be an incredibly annoying faggot about it

dude that was awesome night./day/week/month/year/decade/life/thing

Any gifs for us iPhone users who can’t play webms in safari

Don't you have a wal-mart parking lot to be barking at right now, jenkam huffer?

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Drink piss you ape

ur even lonelier than i am alone. who u really hurting here dipshit

that lady hasn't run that fast in her life.

man you're all sorts of fucked, you should probably get psychiatric help. I'm saying that as a Scitzo with PTSD.

asmoke weed get off all perscription

mushrooms
no cigs
dmt
lsd
mdma

sauce?

ya you're a fuckin' idiot lmao
weed isn't a cure all, it's not going to magically make you better. You're probably a scitzo and struggling with psychosis, weeds making it worse. Go back on your fucking meds and stop fucking with those drugs.

The blaze was part of a series of scenes for the new BBC drama Bloodlands

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google

fuckin justice man, though its harsh to see

endocannabinoid system lniks mind to body cannabinoids strengthn mind body connection remove distortion thin like descartes mind body split causing the schizophrenia ur projecting on me rn kys retard nigger faggot fucking drive into oncoming traffic

cannabis plantations. lost labor-production-output

Thank you for your useless snide remark that didn't help in anyway whatsoever. Like google is gonna recognize which show ONE frame of panties came from.

It hurts to read your posts user. I can feel my brain cells being killed by the straight radioactive autism you projected into that post.

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holy fuck bro, you white people are crazy....

cannabis neuroregnerative repair brain

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also cancer

im not white im imperial germanoprussian

kek dumb nigger

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malbari war hound

man that things heavier then he is

>WE GON EAT TONIGHT BOIZ

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murderers

murder johnathon fragile x syndrome usa nsa pine gap

No. Fuck off iFag

actors . kek

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Bro I'm high right now and I can't understand you. You're not intelligible. Listen to the other user you were arguing with and get back on your meds.

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that wont save ur life at all

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Straight cancer, I felt my lifespan shortened.

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yeah its like the wtiches drown or sink test if ur non functional high u get the isis noose into the niger fagot river nigger faggot

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the pain that would induce

I can't even begin to imagine what this comment looked like to your schizo eyes. But I'm telling you it's unintelligible. You're sentences lack subject and they have confusing structure. Please go on your meds.

cause ur a schizophrenic american

its terminal its termination condition im afraid johnathon fragile x syndrome grandons woodrow wilson nsa pine gap fault

litearlly nothing to do with me

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lost

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Okay wait I'm confused now are you schizo too?
> im afraid johnathon fragile x syndrome grandons woodrow wilson nsa pine gap fault
What the FUCK is this?

they hit her so hard, she got The Shining®

ur a schizophrenic on a genetic blacklist murder list

-illuminati 4th grandmaster

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looks like a bad monty python sketch kek

This is a really good thread

no you have chizophrenica and ur going to be murdered vioelntly ur dead

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respawn time bruh u dun fucked up now u gotta wait 22 seconds

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>5 bucks in the cigarete ashetray + 20 on the fair

bullet = -1 cost

new hat = 18 bucks

1 buck for a coffee later

These threads are absolutely vile, I don't get why you all seem to think it's acceptable to laugh at people being killed, tortured or injured in accidents. Imagine if that were you, and some fat neckbeard decided it was hilarious to upload it to Cred Forums so a bunch of other neckbeards can laugh at your suffering. Literally the worst moment of your life caught on camera, and it gets shared for people's entertainment? . No one has any shame anymore, and we're supposed to celebrate it. I saw a woman throw a used tampon at another woman last night on network television, a network that bills itself as 'Today's Woman's Channel'. Kids beat each other blind and post it on Youtube. I mean, do you remember when eating rats and maggots on Survivor was shocking? It all seems so quaint now. I'm sure the girls from '2 Girls 1 Cup' are gonna have their own dating show on VH-1 any day now. I mean, why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?

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seen this sorta shit in a few threads past few days... no idea what he means by it

shut up nigger.

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>no u

chat/text to chat bot

now thats power

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died smiling bruh thats what its about

good enough to be in a radiohead clip

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well he aint never coming back

cpr maybe either that or more likely monkey slap chest to war

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kek

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cucked by the state you are :*

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most fucked up part about this is that after the initial two punches, he's semi conscious and able to feel all the additional blows to the body.


this dude must have done someone dirty af

Sheer strength

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Fucking Mexicans
I don’t like watching torture

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You spin me right round baby right round

Paste url into VLC app

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nerve gas again?

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This is like my nightmares in which I have to defend myself, but can only move in slow-motion.

I need the hardcore rekt shit for when I`m masterbating and the worse the motherfucker is the better my orgasms are. Fucking love the shit !!

ok.

See. No guns. Everyone goes home alive. Americans are daft cunts.

This police car on fire is fake as it`s been filmed for a new tv series.

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you have a point here

Hey fuck you for trying to pass off movie footage as legit rekt content

killself

LOL... that file name.

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OK now this is based.

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Aztec blood really showing here

when you get bored in bf, gta

The police car is roped to something

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"What the --??? Oh come on guys! Jeez! That wasn't funny!"

OC

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Look at them complete vermin. No wonder they need eradicated from the planet.

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shhh okay buddy retard

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This clip annoys me, even the full version - why did they not record the good shit? They've taken his eyes out, cut his hands off and skinned his entire face, but didn't film any of that part? Why?

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Context to this?

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oh wow.

What movie is this from?

Travellers/gypsies in England, driving around with some guy they say is a drug dealer who "thinks he's he-man" that's basically all that's said

noob, you have to rip it out while it is pumping, and eat it

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Diversity is our strength, i think it was filmed in London

fucking nigger

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When you feel your credit score decreasing

nice, more like this

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Darwin finds a way!

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no, he does not have a point because there are 2 dickheads that should not have gone home alive you absolute mud nigger

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Bootlicker

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Kek Fucken women are retarded the run alongside the attackers

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That fat bitch trying to run. Fucking kek

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this dude fucking survived

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>i've never seen a nigger set a cop car on fire
You must live under a rock

Why are the English so violent?

need more chimp outs against each other. this pleases my world

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You do seem kinda fucked judging by what youve been writing, try to get some help.

Because it's always fucking cold

Who WOULDN'T think that?

genetics. how do you think they conquered the empire in the first place, polite diplomacy and free crumpets for all?

Is that Kobe?

What the fuck happened here then?

There was gore before fear factor lmao Fucken beta faggot

>I'm not white, I'm white

You're on the wrong website, faggot.

reddit is that way.

SBSK

Didn't know the Thunderbirds had a nerve gas episode

Wolf of wallstreet dead sand nigger edition

>falling for bait, half of what he said is Franks speech from God Bless America

youtube.com/watch?v=52EnTtGstKg

That should happen to all those faggots who do that Faggot dance

That little cunt was breaking into that guy's house. The owner confronted him and the pikey tried to lie.

Then he got a George Cross to his fucking face.

All I hear is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HahaHaha ive never seen this before

No, the guy who gets punched is trying to get in to his ex gf's house, they'd just broken up, he was drunk and shouting, so she called her friend, Dean, to come and get rid of him.

why doesn't he just ask them to stop?

turn 14 for fuck's sake.

Why the fuck was the driver holding onto him? So he could stab him more?

Fuck! That'll never come out of my sofa! Last time I'm buying white

>Thelionsleepstonight.wav

I've never sho into water but I feel like I would see more water distortion off to the right. Also aren't bodies supposed to float? I'm calling this gay and fake

I don't care, you can go back as well for all I care.

Morbid curiosity.
Any other answer is just an edgy tween trying to sound edgy

I thought they just poisoned everyone with boiled turnips and unseasoned beef.

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Absoulte REKT
Op is a fag

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jfc not only is it strength like others said, that bull got him in the nuts, the jugular, the lungs, then the base of the neck..

Wouldn't it be more humane to just Kvorkian this guy? I mean, we sound do it if it was an animal. What makes it different here?

>guys dumping modelo over him
lol getting towards tasteless eurobeaners

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Good thing he wasn't wearing his bomb vest

What happened there? i know its inside a prison somewhere in latin america but why him?

That's only the teaser trailer, bro

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He's giving himself chest compression

Such a stupid argument, I swear Yanks who go to England go out of their way to just eat nothing but cheap stereotype shit like greasy fish and chips, kebabs, and English breakfasts in nasty cafes. We have some of the best chefs, restaurants and dishes in the world.

Kek

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The most fucked up thing I've seen on a rekt thread so far

This is 4 chan, what did you expect. Dickhead

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Like I said, even the full version doesn't show the good shit. The longest version of that clip available starts with his hands, eyes and face already gone

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Just taking the piss out of ya. It's just like when you bongs think Americans eat nothing but McDick's and KFC.

Kobe?

Get the fuck out of here

jfc just put him out his misery

Your cancerous faggotry is not ours to correct.

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That's not the full version. The true full version is called "Donners Cut". The last cartel director took the face off in a manner not related to the story so they had to reshoot.

It's CGI

But hes breathing on his own. Means he wants to live. Trust me that people who really wanna die will just stop breathing. I mean dolphins do it all the time

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Cpt Wai To Loh

Ol' Billy ''my primate wife is so funny, seriously guys'' Burr

I use VLC on my ipad. It’s just annoying because you have to copy and paste every link.. But it’s the only way I found

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пaкa!

Kek

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These threads are always full of fucking gooks and monkeys.
White people are superior in every way

wheres this in UK? Little cunts

looks like she probably has a bigger dick than he does

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Go dilate

goomba

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I love the running of the bulls, and other death-defying traditions like the cheese run, etc.

It's a legal way of encouraging idiots to get themselves killed and leave the genetic mainstream. No one that you admire in the slightest signs up to participate in these things. If anything it should be made more dangerous, as not enough people die in these events as it is.

It's great stuff.

Look at that dome
Head as big as dem Easter island statues

They playing hot potato??

I can’t tell if the driver is like an old Indian woman or not

Their actors, it's a movie about the troubles you mongo.

one of them did not look like the others..

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>ipad
"It just works" Never buy Apple shit again

where do i apply for the job of holding the flag. just seems like cool work.

He stopped and dropped but stupid pig forgot to roll.

I want to see the Kobe pics...

ok explain what the fuck that was.. Is that related to tonsil stones? Is that how you extract them? fuck

They're* you mongo

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Yeah, but this is CHINA.
They don't have jackshit quantities of equipment and/or drugs to do anything humane. Even before the virus.

3 fucking mongrels can't stop the fucking machine to save the guy
>nice

fake and gay

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nice trips

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>movie about the troubles
>Period: 1968 – 1998
>clearly a very modern police car and very modern clothing/baby stroller

lmao and you're calling other people mongs?

What the fuck is happening here?

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this KILLS the man

nothing makes me more happy than seeing entitled disabled getting hurt.

>I saw a woman throw a used tampon at another woman last night on network television, a network that bills itself as 'Today's Woman's Channel'.
That is biological warfare

'Hanna' Opening Scene - "I just missed your heart" [HD 1080p] youtube.com/watch?v=LtGMFRPRh8o

wut m8

That's why you don't fucking hotdog over or toward the crowd. Only reason there wasn't a massive fireball was because that's water just beyond the grass. Guatamala from the signs in the background. Fucking idiot. He miscalculated the altitude and his inertia.

you see this yt channel? it's all keks and 200% fucking gold! total freak shows in 4k. god i love that channel.
youtube.com/channel/UC4E98HDsPXrf5kTKIgrSmtQ/videos

if you think there's a god after see those then you're a lost cause.

When you finally have enough and find that indian guy who.keeps calling your grandma from microsoft in new dehli. This is justice

Shotgun blast....why do you need that explained?

Fucking gold.

Not my fault if you’re a poor piece of shit

Nice, humor for unfunny old people

Are you fucking retarded? That looks nothing like him

I love the smell of burnt pork

Probably typical prison shit, could be a snitch, kid raper, had a hit on him or just owed too much to the wrong people.

Where are the ded Kobe pics?

the monkey mating ritual. we need david attenborough to narrate this.

He was in a helicopter anceph

I wonder if they're still somewhat barely alive up there until the muscles finally relax.

Bro...did england police just try to fake there own people on fire, what a world we live in

Fuck all Mexican shit. They are part of a drug gang probably anyways

Those are some fucking balls

Bad weather and booze

>Where are the ded Kobe pics?
crash at 180MPH with heli, want pics of a corpse

PARKOOOOOUR!

I strongly doubt that they need to, because there are no-go zones occupied by illegals there, where police, ambulance, fire trucks don't go

Where the fuck do they even have pics of dead Kobe? I haven’t seen, like, any at all.

Seen this video pop up a few times now. What's the story? Pedo is shithole country? Cartel being the Cartel?

no, that's a TOW guided missile thing. Still don't understand how those things can fly with a wire attached, but whatever.

Lol stupid niggers

Wtf is he half fainting goat?

who's a good boy

Nice trips

my hardons in the morning could also compete.

kek

>tfw you get a belt for stretching out your pants and standing there

Checked

Same. You’d think if they existed they’d be in this den of degeneracy.

Those Nikes are faulty

You know when I hear her I wonder why more women are not more like her...

Suspected pedo, it's on BG

Mirin' them trips boi

Alleged snitch

kek

Niggers...

waste of bullets

Anyone got the full video where his family finds him and the medics bag and tag him?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>The endless, silent scream of the doomed....

kek

also, dubs chek'd

Not my fault you're a retard.
The only cunts I ever see whining about their OS are applenigs. "Why can't I see webms?" "How do I shot web?" You're so used to being iSpoonfed it's pathetic.

on a real though, how are you supposed to hold one of those things without it rebounding on you.

nice trips