Can you get through airport security with a silicon butt plug? I want to make my wife wear one when we go on vacation...

fuck quads

i tried but i can still get them dubs here we go

Something like this. Enjoy your flight!

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Ok so there was a TSA agent posting here about a month ago and apparently that shit's not illegal.
Even if they see it through a scanner they don't care.

Umm not to derail this thread, but can someone tell me if these things are covered in shit once pulled from the body after a long use. Like that has to ruin all arousal once it gets pulled from the anus and you have to clean your shit off of it, as the stench wafting up from it marinates your skin.

This material only shaped like a grenade

Make her wear a metal one, then act like you don't know her!

They don't say a fucking word about my dick piercing. They might do a quick double-take, but I've never had them say anything.

No tail? Into the trash it goes.

it is if they are explosive devices

The operative words here are AIRPORT and SECURITY.

Basically so they would be able to tell if you’re smuggling something in your ass

As a guy who brought a Dildo, a butt plug set, butt plug tail, handcuffs, and a whip to another country with his girl. Yes, yes you can. Just don't put them in hand luggage and you're fine.

>silicon butt plug
well no, the silicon would trigger a metal detector

She's probably had so much black cock in her ass that it will probably just fall out.

Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

heh

Wear a matching pair.
It'll be romantic.

>toy
>anal
>'make my wife do it'
Degeneracy off the scales. Kill yourself.

Kek! Classic.

Not sure if you're joking or actually think silicon is a metal.

You're posting on a board that is 90% tranny, Blacked, cuck, and porn of every nature. Kill yourself, you self-loathing hypocritical moralfag.

shit only enters that part of your body when you're ready to take a shit. you don't constantly have shit just a couple inches inside you at all times

OP here. That's just a quick google image of a plug. I have a long flexible I use on her for anything long term. I just dont want to get stopped and treated like an Arab when we go.

I remember the first time I realized sex existed...

>what is a figure of speech

To be fair, Americans don't use bidets, so they are constantly walking around with shit-encrusted anuses.

Pics of wife wearing it

only if they're retarded and don't know how to wipe

Not making her walk around with a prolapsed rose bud. Fucking amateur.

This
It's so gross they don't even begin to understand.
Inb4 muh wipes, those just smear the shit around

>letting someone squirt your butthole
better to be shitty than faggy. I bet you use toilet paper too

>He doesn't know about high protein diet peanut butter shits that thoroughly coat your insides

Wiping helps, but you sure as fuck wouldn't touch shit and then just wipe your hand off with some dry paper. Or maybe you would. Fucking third worlder.

>someone
See, they are such dirty heathens they don't even know what a bidet is.

Rose Bud ~ wear it all day

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>OP convinces wife to do this
>OP’s wife goes through TSA style full-body X-ray machines
>they see something is in her ass but can’t identify it
>airport security surrounds her and asks her to come with them
>OP is not be allowed to join
>OP’s wife is scared and panicked, afraid she’s being arrested
>afraid her vacation is ruined before it started
>only to learn the truth is even worse
>OP’s wife is taken to a back room, stripped, and a strange, annoyed, disgusted woman removes the plug and shoves fingers up OP’s wife’s ass to check for drugs
>finds nothing
>becomes even more annoyed
>OP’s wife is lectured about doing stupid shit like this in airports
>OP’s wife feels humiliated
>OP’s wife feels violated
>possibly misses her flight
>seriously rethinks her decision to go along with her husbands dirty ideas
>cites this memory as the reason she doesn’t want to try new sex ideas for the next 30 years

I say go for it

>I'mma tell you what the big lie is.
>Toilet paper.
>Toilet paper is a plenty fine appetizer.
>But, then...
>Huggies Natural Care wet wipes.
>That's your main course.
>They're soft
>they're moist.
>They're for babies.
>Finally, one more pass with the toilet paper,
>maybe clear out that excess moisture.
>Maybe treat yourself to a blow and go, if you can get you a hair dryer.
>Just about 30 seconds will do you good.

You've never had a subby girl in your whole life have you. Getting humiliated because her man made her do something like that is the entire point. As long as she doesn't actually get put in jail, she's going to fuck like a chained-up tigress for that entire vacation.

This.
I've had a couple of girls go to their gynecologist appointment (males) with their buttholes busted, just to get scolded

DO NOT wear it onto the plane. you can insert it after the cabin has been pressurized but dont wear it in. i have second hand experience with this.

do tell

Explain

What is she going to exolode?

that shit got lost like a phone in the couch cushions. something about the plugged up butt hurt her guts too. had to fish around in there with her fingers with no luck. had to ultimately hercules shit it out enough to grab the base (which was too small of a flared base. if you got a wide base it probably wont get lost but the pressure could fuck upthe guts apparently)

Many TSA agents tend to be black. Once word leaks that a white bitch with a buttplug has been detained, there will probably be rush of black male TSA agents ready to run a train on OP's woman. It will probably end up being her best vacation ever before the plane even takes off.

If things get stuck in there, just do the Slav squat. That's what they do in the ER, and it works almost every time.

That's why I love Cred Forums hahahahaha

Wildly, hilariously false. I've flown by US airports more than a dozen times and never been to an airport that was more than 30% black, and the blacks that are there are your Good'uns that are respectful, intelligent, and well-spoken.

30% isn't many and a much larger percentage relative to their population. Also, you just pulled that number out of your ass. The black TSA meme exists for a reason.

I didn't realize black TSA was a meme tbh, but I didn't pull 30% entirely out of my ass. I never counted, but flying through O'Hare (chicago) where the black population is 32% according to google and not seeing a tons of blacks gives me pause on the idea that blacks are all up and thru the TSA. Maybe they are disproportionate, maybe I'm running on anecdote, but it's worth stating.

That said, I will say that if they were 'running a train' on every white woman who gets flagged I'm pretty sure it would have made fucking news, or at least I would've heard of it from white girls I know that have been flagged and got the same patdown I do when I get flagged. That's absolute bullshit disconnected from any kind of reality and until someone can give the slightest bit of evidence otherwise I'm laughing it off the same way I do any other tardb8.

Quit being a pussy. Wear it through security yourself.fucking newfag pussy.

You just stick it up your ass. It's kinda in the name.

Nigga, do you know what board you are on? Maybe go back to the other redditfags. That seems like it might be more your speed.

If youre embarrassed about it then you shouldn't be doing it

Like, when I buy condoms I ask them to price check that shit over the speakers

Just put it in your bag and then go through security and have her put it in her ass you fucking retard kill yourself for being so dumb.

Lick my ass this isn't bullshit central you don't get to ship off people too smart for your faggotry. You wanna claim some stupid horseshit then fucking do your homework.

>I want to make my wife wear one when we go on vacation

Get practice wearing one before vacation. Not the best time to respond to something that's not working the first time out.

It may be used to build one, if you plug it in after eating some fart producing food some hours earlier.

Oh, I get it now. You had a bunch of black TSA agents run a train on your butthole, and now that the topic has been brought up it's giving you flashbacks. Sorry about that, lad. My bad.

That really depends.
Eat well, you plenty of fibre, empty your bowels with a douche in advance and you should be fine.

I'd a shitty diet, I tried to clean my arse quickly with a bottle of water before inserting a plug and when I pulled the but plug out later I immediately, uncontrollably, shit out a big pile of foul smelling sludge.

Practice a bit at home before you rely on going out with one.

A silicone plug like that will always feel like it's about to pop out but it shouldn't come out without a solid pull

Weak. Really really weak. Please try harder next time.

IKR, imagine if you got shit on your hand somehow and just wiped it with some toilet paper and decided "all clean" bitch you just rubbed the shit into your skin

lost

This guy gets it

Here take this instead

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