What Cred Forums is smoking today?

just go to your local headshop

I bought an ounce of distillate off the dark web last year. That.

973 but moving to Freehold in about a month, got a burner email or something?

I honestly forget the name of it but its really good.
Ive also been smokin this hash

Forgot pic sorry

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but thought it was legal in Ca

d00d, weeeeeedddd bruuuhhhh

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up

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856 here
been ripping snozzberry punch all day, shit's super relaxing

Gorilla glue

> get arrested
weed is legal in the state of California, the worst that would happen is you would get denied entry until you throw it in the trash, get kicked out or worse banned from the park

Dumbest shit ever I've brought my pen everywhere. You realize people vape thc everywhere right...

Nicotine I meant they bring nicotine vapes everywhere. You blend in with them

Eating amnesia haze

Crack

Crack rocks

Puffin on a new strain called Dolezal, it'll make you identify that you're something that you're not. An alien...

great cool wonderful

Drunk

You think security at the entrance would question it while being screened?

weed is for retarded faggots, but these tits are heavenly good

Smoking peanut butter, wedding cake, and divorce cake today.

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Dont hate people for liking things you dont like. Unless its dicks.

What kind of extraction you using to get shatter that pure?

I just hide it in my shoe just in case. Got through Disneyland's metal detectors like that lol.

any way to contact you?

Or Brexit.

lol, alright bro, I'm gonna do that, I hope it works, gonna be sweating balls passing through security though, just don't wanna get banned

nah sorry. honestly though the medical program is super easy to get into if you can spent $300 on the initial shit, just use veriheal

Huxton prerolls

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some homegrown a friend had, idk what, its the devils lettuce tho

gorilla glue live resin shatter

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in NJ you need to have cancer, what are you talking about?

got some sour diesel today, purple hulk for later :)

Smoking gelato right now

absolutely false. you can do like a 5 minute video chat with a doc, tell them you have anxiety or insomnia or pain without needing to show any previous medical records and you get the card in a couple weeks. that's literally what I did, it's not hard at all

true, I have RLS, not really just random muscle twitches and got my card

and you did this with this veriheal site? because according to goverment sites you need to have one of these
Qualifying conditions are:

Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS or Lou Gehrig’s Disease)
Multiple sclerosis
Terminal cancer
Muscular dystrophy
Inflammatory bowel disease, including Crohn’s disease
Terminal illness, if the physician has determined a prognosis of less than 12 months of life
Any other medical condition or its treatment that is approved by the NJ Department of Health and Senior Services by regulation
The following conditions apply if resistant to, or if the patient is intolerant to, conventional therapy:

Seizure disorder, including epilepsy
Intractable skeletal muscular spasticity
Glaucoma
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)

did you just press that?

yes did with veriheal, specifically for anxiety. submitted the certificate and other documentation to njmmp program, had no issues really.

veriheal is legit, pretty sure they're like nationwide too

Wow thank you, I have extreme anxiety and dealing with sketchy fucks to buy weed only exacerbates my problems to the point where I feel like I'm having a heart attack lol
I'll give it a shot when I have the money.

You really didn't provide medical history though? That'a weird.

SENSI SKUNJK

bud

yeah it does seem a little weird but w/e, it worksso idc and it helps me. look on the nj marijuana reddit there's plenty of people that have done it there too

if you do it don't select the veriheal "option" to get a card mailed to you or w/e the fuck it is for $10 or $15, nj mails it to you anyway so it's a waste of money. that's the only sketchy part, I guess it's on their website for states that don't provide mandated cards? idk

testing

still testing :(

Strawberry shortcake , rozay (rosè) , sherbert sunshine (SS is 22.3%)
545mg of edibles

what are you testing? you high son?

Honeytrees (ghost trees x PCS1)
Sungrown small girl grown under a canopy

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She’s a treat. Down to the last though

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I'm just smoking on some fucking weed. I don't care about the made up name. If it's good who cares.

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Nothing wrong with getting spun on the weekends. You haven't lived bro. Remember, if you're doing to do meth, snort it. Save your fucking teeth. Chop it up as fine as possible.

Cannabis has a wider gene pool then humans. Each seed has expresive features coming from its past 4-6 generations from its gene pool, that can have phenotypical expressions from environmental change.
Names are made by breeders
Names are meant to categorize
A blue dream won’t grow like anything of pic related

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You must have a shitty source if you think they're making up names

I've smoked more strains from the dispensaries than I can count. A lot of them taste identical with similar effects. Not only that but you can have 2 of the same exact strains with different names depending on who grew it.

There's a few exceptions here and there like sour diesel and lemon strains.

I had to quit for a year so I can join the police. I regret this decision.

If I pullover someone with weed... I'll just take a deep breath of the dank smell & send them mofos on their Mary way.

Collectives notoriously lie about what their working with to push it on to customers. Or sometimes I could be the grower who probably doesn’t even know what their working with.
Pic related is my Bluepower f2. Sold off a few packs to a local collective close too me to see how they would work out. It was immediately sold on the shelves as SFV OG because of its lemon pine smell.
Another ex.
Back in 2012-13 when Cookies was hot the amount of fakes I’d seen was mind boggling, the forum cut (the only good cut that was known to be legitimate next to the OGKB) Has a specific terpine profile and structure that was unmistakable.

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smoking some Alabama nigger pole

any body remember monkey paw or lambs breath that shit put in a coma

Reggie, unfortunately, just got some today, although its the good kind of reggie. Its enjoyable.

Fresh pressed rosin

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Emperor OG

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Flower Rosin always makes me feel sticky in the throat
So tasty though.

856 here

Cheese

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very pretty

ayee 856 here too

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jungle boys

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Got 3 alternating tonight. Headband, of alien and gorilla glue

Hope you trolling. If you not, you are fucking stupid and should immediately stop smoking

Idk what its called, i just know its good shit

Why dont you just whip ur dick out if you gonna flex on us with that dark magician

Crack nigga!

I gots some little rock og

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Sounds more like forever, its not like you can suddenly start smoking again. Then again, i suppose if its legally recreational, they cant really do shit unless ur high on the beat.

Meth causes poor blood circulation so oxygen doesn't get to the roots of your teeth that's why they rot

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Two phenos of zombie Kush I grew and some dj short blueberry

Cocks

Not true retard. It drys your fuckin mouth out and then they rot. Also hardcore meth heads don't brush either.

Saliva is important.

Are you purging your rosin? Thats a no-no

Fem stoner user here- I have no clue what I'm smoking but the new cooker bongs i got today hits like a fucking truck

Damn killed the thread didnt I lol

Show a pic of it

Fuck idk where I put it. Wasnt expensive but my fav ash catcher fits nicely into it

Nothing cause im stuck in a mental institution for threatening suicide.

If i was at home I'd be dabbing some Deadhead OG Diamonds right now, 95% thc 4% terps

I've been smoking out of the same homemade steamroller my homie made in like 2008. And occasionally a joint if I'm going on a walk since we don't have legal yet (NE). And I don't keep track of names, because that shit is for nerds and stoners.

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Lame

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>what a coincidence

Ok here’s my pp

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>And a trading card
jebus christ

Also if your body washs don't match your lighter, then I bet your "dank shit" isn't that green either.

What?

Who?

So smexy rawr xD

Blue dream is clone only, homie. The only way to grow it is by getting a cutting.

...

crack nigga

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All I want is a good video of some friends hanginh out and get stoned together before things start to heat up, naturally. It's relatable, high sex is best sex, why wank sober? Maybe have chubby stoner slut or a skinny fun hippie chick

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>save your teeth
>destroy your sinuses instead
No and no

>Fem stoner user here
Show tits, retard.

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Its got something to do with enzymes. Anyone with half a brain can identify meth mouth. Dont worry, your dentist/prosthodontis will tell you.

oh shit sounds so cool
lemme guess you got clones
you're the coolest bro
so rad

I've had it for 8 years, bud. Seeds are a crap shoot, but there are plenty good seeds available these days. I'm sure you'll pop something worth hanging on to.

yes?

Just ate what my dealer said was a pretty strong edible. Still waiting on the come up but it’s only been like an hour and a half

clear strawberry cough distillate. best cart ive hit in a min

Sometimes eating something fatty can help absorption.

nothing. because I am not a drug dependent faggot.

Hey guys, how do people who are high a majority of the time for years turn out?
I'm asking for... a friend.
Oh, and Grape Ape

d(>_

I don’t think it needs help anymore.......

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lucky ass

Kong og

Some jobs if not most still test for and unqualify people for hire that do.

88 G13 hash plant!

Maybe some lemon lime punch after.

>claims to not be a nerd or stoner
>talks like a teenage nerd stoner anyway

This. Why do some stoners feel the need to go full-retard pseudo-connoisseur? If it gets you high that's all that matters.

ROSIN ALOT OF ROSIN

London pound cake

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And some purple Cadillac.

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oooooooooooooooooooooh fuck thats dark

Fun fact nigger, if you dont like it you're free to leave.

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Fuck yeah

Weer is degenerate and for the weak

weed*

Correct

what a fucking disgusting looking plant.. only a faggot would live their life worshiping a trash blossom.. cuck