Last Celeb t reached the limit
Last Celeb t reached the limit
Anya needs lewdboys to stroke their cocks as they worship her body!
who's that?
this bread new more jewesses
You need to stroke until you can't squirt any more cummies out!
Bebe Rexha you faggot. Now make a mess in your undies you pathetic loser.
never heard of her
That pretty much describes every time I see Bebe
hhnngggg
is this a trap thread now?
Kekkk
I am dronk
I want borger
traps and celebs, i'm cool with that.
How'd you manage that?
If you had a chance to fuck one celebrity for one night and no one would ever know, who would you pick?
requesting jessica nigri/belle delphine to my kik IMMEDIATELY
midnightrun23
I want to Brie'd her so bad, lads
Hello dronk. Remember to worship Anya's sexy body and give her all of your cummies! It feels so good to stroke out every drop for her!
never enough bebe
Florence is a perfect slampig. Pass it on
don't hurt yourself
go to sleep ems
lol what a coincidence
she's kiernan perfected
But I don't want to worship her. I want to fuck her.
Yum
Who should I pass it on to?
I ate my own cum
Semen is made out of excessive materials in your body. Excess DNA.
If you eat your own cum, you can develop superpowers just by repeating it. The excess DNA feeds the gut bacteria to produce more of itsself and that alters the hormonal balance of the body. It starts asking for more of the materials of which it needs. This gives you ultimately a very good genetical balance of your body and it's natural functions such as breaking down poison that it receives. Poison that also exists in the cum. I'll be laughing at you back in no time.
I eat my own cum
indeed
You'll have to speak with the manager.
But I just ate my own cummies!
Whoever is next in line to have a go fucking it, lmao
Sup qt's?
that weenie
This is unacceptable. I'm going to leave a bad review on titadvisor
Someone should post Taylor pics with sissy caps instead pls
This is why it is ideal for one woman to fuck one man only!
All beautiful women have eaten much of the cum of only one male early on in their lives!
>Some guy gets to come home to Nina every day
It's not fair
Let your mind go numb for celebs! Grease up your handpussy and let it take you to knew levels of pleasure. Give in to the thoughtless celeb lust. Fuck your hand until you squirt all over.
All ugly women have swallowed at least two loads from pretty men before the age of 18
*
Alright, I'll keep an eye out.
This is fascinating, thanks for enlightening me.
God damn!
Be a good boy! Let your mind go stupid for celebs! Be a little celeb slut and stroke your cock hard!
She's so stocky, you just know she fucks like an animal
Lose your mind for celebs Pix! Let a cute boy mouth milk you dry as you stare at celebs! Feeling the wet tong lapping at your cock as you stare at Bebe!
What if I'm softer than a kitten?
only thing in thread i saved
Obviously somebody listened in school!
It wasn't me!
School originally came from the idea that only one in every village would watch the children to not get kidnapped by Gypsy tribes, roaming the world freely until industrial revolution happened. At that times, most of the gypsy were already bosses and highly put men of the factories producing. Don't hate a Gypsy! We all came from the same forefather. Both evolutionary and religiously!
You just have to think for yourself and not be evil to others. Gypsy invented symbolic meaning of words!
hhnnnhgggg
Then play with that kitten boipussy! Celebs demand your pleasure!
Haha imagine she tries to fight you but you just pin her down and fuck her in front of that cheering crowd and there's nothing she can do to stop you so she just goes with it haha that'd be so weird haha
I enjoy your enthusiasm but I'm not into playing with my boipussy lmao
Sit down in class!
Adolf stop raping the toddlers!
His dick wasn't very big so I can see why he was that mean to others...
Also a Gypsy in a way because he hated Jews. Words are awful at times because they have bad symbolic meaning behind them. Obviously a very good example of this is the word nigger. I like to think of myself as anything though. Even a nigger.
Kill, marry, fuck.
Also what I wouldn't give to be the owner of VS so I could have those as my harem
flippity flop!
let the hate flow through you
I'm grateful for your knowledge.
Do I have to? It's still quite early in the night, you know.
I know, right?
Then stroke your cock for celebs! Let your hand take you to new places! Feel your fingers trace your more sensitive spots and you shiver from the building pleasure! Keep going and going until you milk out every drop all over yourself!
same order
Don't you tell me what I gotta do :/
would really like to hold hands with mort
It's not hate, it's lust. I want to roughly fuck a reluctant TayTay and then cuddle with her while she cries. And then fuck her again, harder and rougher
Shut up and do as you're told
name please?
The earlier the better! Let the pleasure overtake your whole night! Your cute boy-toy looking up into your eyes! Trying to say "thank you daddy" through a throat full of cock! Feel his lips pump your cock! Feel his throat tighten as he swallows every drop of pre!
search your feelings
Speaking of color, did you know that codeine is called Cough Syrup for a reason? The reason why you cough is because you should be breathing in more cold air. This is also the reason why we develop colds and flues. The liver gets full. Suddenly the body lowers it's immune defenses in order to attract viruses and parasites that remove the excessive liver content!
Try it out! Stay in a cold place if u ever catch a cold or a cough. If you wanted to die, you might as well try!
ella hollywood
No you don't! You want to think about her sloppy tongue running all over your cock as you moan her name! Stroke your cock as you imagine her wet throatpussy full of your cock!
NO
I think I could be convinced with another pic of Taylor. No guarantees though!
I'd like to do really vanilla bondage with her. Like those fluffy cuffs and candle wax and all the other stuff that would just make us giggle.
the rebels are fleeing into the woods
Looks like Jazz in a few years
Thank you! I really appreciate your time and effort in this world!
I wanna be gay for JJ
YES
thanks
My feelings tell me I want to handcuff them all to that railing and make them all watch each other get repeatedly filled
everything I feel returns to you somehow
np bro
h o l e
Our self control can't resist legs of that magnitude
I can't do that, I've got other things to worry about. Your enthusiasm is appreciated, tho.
O-ok
Good, now stroke faster :3
Okay understandable.
in the pants
that would be cute!
god, i do want that too, but i would never admit it
I just want to fuck her until she thinks she's in love with me.
No pants. Only rape
i wanna rub my cock agains the cheek till i spludge on her face
i'd give you a trophy if it were possible
Common problems and solutions to them:
Problem: Trusting everybody
Solution: drink more water or milk. U have to drink! A thirsty mind needs water and believes anything that will get him or her water.
Problem: I am a slut
Solution: eat more fat!
A hungry mind swallows and trusts men, because they used to find the food in rural times.
Problem:My dick is small
Solution: Stop bullying women to cum and stop jacking off more
Problem: my vagina smells
Solution: Pour some wine on there and inside it as well! It burns like hell though!!!
Problem: I have a genital disease
Solution: eat a lot less and stop fucking! Start running or exercise! The problems will disappear In time. DO NOT VISIT A DOCTOR! THEY FUCK UR LIFE UP. THEY EXPERIMENT AND USE YOU TO EARN MONEY. BOOMER CULTURE, MAN
Do you think her eyes actually light up if you make her cum hard enough? Probably not but there's only one way to find out
This is essentially rape
so i can rape her pants?
Is the trophy the right to cum inside Taylor whenever I want? If not I'm not sure it's worth it
No one is stopping you. Except maybe yourself
the trophy awards you the right to cum on her, but not inside :(
You stop its my turn to molest him >:[
Continued.
Problem: I am dumb
Solution: You are a genius
Problem:I am too smart or I am a nerd
Solution: Stop bullying others!
Problem: I don't believe in you
Solution: Then fuck off and kys
Problem:The devil tempts me
Solution: accept yourself as a normal person
Problem: My cat is bleeding on the floor because I raped his ass
Solution: let it bleed and recover on his own. Do not take it to the Vet!
i will try for you
You did say OK, tho. I don't like to victim blame, but, well, you know.
Maybe later.
How can it be rape if you are enjoying it?
Squeeze that hard cock harder and fuck your hand like a good boy
zippers scare me...
Problem: I hate you
Solution: Then I love you
Problem:You are not Jesus
Solution: Neither are you!
Problem: Communism is the devil
Solution: The devil is the devil. Communism is communism since is is is
You never know where this great river we call life will take you. One second it's all about fucking a boyslut's mouth and the next it's gonna be about what's for dinner.
Tay's definitely gonna get it on her tummy, pull out at the last possible second and unload on her belly
Thanks for volunteering but I'd only believe it if I saw it. I must do this myself
Shh you only make itworse for me
What if I enjoy rape? checkmate
This is a pretty serious dilemma. Maybe I could promise to pull out but "accidentally" get lost in the moment and unload inside her? Would the terms of my victory allow for that sort of mistake without losing free use of Taylor?
O-okay..
Problem: I don't know what I want
Solution: You are blessed
Problem: I know what I want
Solution: you THINK that you know what you want
Problem: You are gay
Solution: gay is ok!
Problem: I am straight
Solution: that was not the problem!
Problem:I am in love with somebody I don't want to be in love with
Solution: She or he wants to marry and cuck you. Ask them if they want to marry you (boys only). For girls, you are probably regretting something...
Problem: I regret something
Solution: stop feeling wise or the wisest!
>filename
kek but wouldn't that stop you getting a good view of her tits? Brie is built to ride
gay is a problem though
Any time for those pretty feet
Well, you know. I'm trying to mind my business, but I couldn't just stand by and say nothing at all.
That's how we keep things interesting.
You say that, but you haven't felt my mouth on your cock. You would certainly change your opinion after I gave you the strongest orgasm of your life.
Then, by definition, it's not rape. Now, if I were to tie you down to a chair naked, rub your balls until you're fully erect and then jerk you off while you beg me to stop, that would be rape
I like how rosy and shiny her skin is.
Juicy
sounds reasonable enough
Problem: I don't know how to say thank you to you
Solution: don't!
Problem: I am too far
Solution: eat your own shit and drink your own piss and eat your own cum.
Problem: I am paranoid from drugs
Solution: breathe in and out quickly until you almost pass out.
Problem: I don't want to die
Solution: You didn't believe In the soul! You didn't believe in hell nor God!
You are fucking animal
That's a fair point, it would be nice to see the muscle defintion on her back and have her look over her shoulder at you like that when she felt you pulsing.
I am no longer sure what the best way would be
So rare to see one live up to expectations
That's the polymer layer she wears to hide her alien skin.
You don't believe in the end of the world? You will see it happening!
who?
It's working for her lol
You never mind only your own business :)
That still sonds like something I would not not enjoy
fine choice
you'll receive one free jizz inside, but you have to eat your next load in front of her
BAsed
What about a compromise? I nut inside but have to eat it out of her afterwards.
Why’s her armpit like that anons
Maybe if I was a little more rough then, pulling your nutsack until it hurts and spitting on your face, all while I rub the sensitive tip of your cock
That's gross. If she wants it eaten then she can eat it herself.
Problem: I am an atheist
Solution: you are a believer
Problem: I am religious
Solution: you are an atheist
Problem: devil is evil
Solution: god made the devil
Problem: God
Solution: You're not tolerant to other cultures!
Problem: i am cringe
Solution: they're cringing harder because they caused it to happen
Problem: I am a white
Solution: you are a slut
Problem:I am jealous
Solution:You think about others and want to cheat!
Problem: I hate normie games
Solution: Play high rated games from steam!
Problem: I am poor
Solution: stop being a capitalist
Problem: I am rich
Solution: you are poor and an autistic shit!
Capitalism thinks that money is power
Communism knows that power is power
Since is is is!
This. Addictions been coming back
This unironically is my fetish
it ain't gonna suck itself
She should rub armpits with her fingers.
Yeah that's entering the rape territory
I do sometimes, I swear.
if you can get it all out, she'll allow it. Failure will result in pegging
those are the rules
Oh yeah? You sound like such a faggot. I'd bet you'd love if it I tied you down and massaged your prostate while slowly stroking your cock. Every time you get close slapping your balls and taking you off the edge. Bringing you closer and closer for hours until all you can think about is cumming. You little fag.
I will be failing intentionally.
are you a scientist?
>Thanks for escorting me and my daughter Allison to her first Grammys, user. We're both really excited and we're glad we've got such a handsome man to keep us both company.
Problem: something you wish to do is illegal
Solution: The rules!
Problem: You want to kill yourself
Solution: exhale as much as you can
Problem: You want me to stop spreading "nonsense and propaganda"
Solution: Heaven is not for you!
nice
only for the past 12 years
i can has threesome?
Yes sir. Got a kik or disc? Need my cock teased till it’s red hot
Beady you've dick spammed for 5 years and somehow this is the worst thing you've ever posted lmfao.
Problem: Jesus won't heal me
Solution: he was never able to!
Well if you swear..
Oh that Florence reminds me of something
THIS IS REALLY UNNERVING
That's gay haha
You and your daughter are freaking me out with how similar you look. And you're welcome, I'll be in the seat just behind you so if you hear someone smelling your hair that will be me.
Well if she wants to play hardball maybe I stop caring about what she wants and start thinking about what I want.
lmao this one of the sorriest things i have ever seen
seriously pathetic
I'm not him but your mistake has made me take a long hard look at myself
If only shed shown her face
Long, drawn-out sniffs, remember. They're quieter *and* more effective.
I mean, what?
Reminds you of what? Dare I ask?
then you retards would finally come to grips with the reality that its not even her
Problem: school
Solution: cool
Problem: I am assuming things about what I have no knowledge of!
Solution: Stop worshipping Jesus as god himself! Who the fuck made him?
See? Simply being forced to jerk off while looking at celebs is nothing like that. It doesn't even come close to me scooping up some of your dripping precum with two of my fingers and slowly sticking them in your ass, ignoring your pleas to stop as I go deeper and your cock starts to involuntarily throb
god i love her. she cut her dick off yet or she still swinging it around?
:)
I don't think its her
Mm i dont know, have you taken a long in a mirror lately?
Shit I’m hard reading this
nothing?
Hard to sleep...
she's been known to play rather hard herself
i enjoy that he dick still get hard
>Yeah, user, I was supposed to be a mix of my mother and her lover Karlie Kloss but something went wrong and now I'm an exact clone of her. Well almost an exact clone but we don't know each other well enough for me to tell you about THAT.
can't blame you
How long should I edge
pix sniffs the cute girls hair at work confirmed
till sore
>The pain of her letting you smell and play with her hair all evening only to tell you you can't stay over when you take her to your place cause she needs to sleep and wake up early in the morning.
Why did my brain immediately go to this horrible feeling?
God and me have made a pact. Every time I think this thought, he won't respond and yet I think this thought every time and forget it again.
Please god I don't want to die.
-Eminem
Yes sir
reminds me of asking you if you watched Outlaw King already, kek
Hm let me think about that, no, that's entirely dfferent, you got that right
4 minutes
best fanning
Problem: I don't get high on my favorite drug anymore
Solution: eat a healthy meal and see if you want to do that again!
>but something went wrong and now I'm an exact clone of her
Quite the contrary, something went perfectly!
>Well almost an exact clone
What?! You can't just say that and then leave me hanging.
i like the shape of her face
did i start a starlight thing last night? she's so hot and underratted
I didn't, no. I've still got an awful lot of things to catch up on.
That's not so horrible, I don't think. It could be a lot worse.
There aren't really any cute girls at my work.
Yeah, it's certainly unique, but I feel that it works for her.
Good!
Great, now be a good boyslut and start pumping that swollen, precum covered cock. And, whatever you do, do not think about having your ankles tied to the chair legs and being unable to do anything as I slap your balls until they are red
i love how she rides the line between cute and sexy
>There aren't really any cute girls at my work.
:( wish there were for you
hopefully she still has it
I bet you do
You stole that from Casino Royale
solution: jelq!
Spoopy
I don't know, I for one would like to see a Karlie Tay cross
Stop deflecting!
It could even be seen as teasing if she walked away and turned around half way, smiled and bit her lip teasingly. I'd like that, fun and playful!
I feel better now.
It's good that you're able to come up with solutions to fix your problems.
Nah it's telling you to stop man.
Doctors like money
You haven't seen Outlaw King? So you don't know about Thistle tits?
Oooky spooky
Hey, that wasn't meant to be dirty at all.
Well, to be clear, January's always a big month for recruitment, and some of the new girls that've come in are quite pretty, but none of them are sniff-worthy, so to speak. We'll see how it goes.
She can ride my line any time
she's almost as cute as you
...
Cats say meow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
NO
tiny tits are soo much better then saggers
she turned into a street whore
there was a video of her giving another tranny a beatdown in the street lol
Sorry
Go on with your fantasy of slapping my balls until they are red
I didn't mean it to be dirty but now that you said it..