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Jason Diaz
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Lucas Cooper
Levi Sanchez
Nicholas Reed
Kevin Moore
Ryder Fisher
David Long
Joseph Ross
Levi Price
die die dirdy
Camden Butler
Isaiah Bennett
>caring about female orgasm
Your soy is showing
Dominic Thompson
Austin Cox
Rest in pepperoni
You will never smell what the rock is cooking
I cry every time
Wyatt Torres
Oliver Diaz
Nolan Young
Blake Williams
Austin Clark
Jace Anderson
bazinag
Zachary Ross
im on drugs
David Jenkins
Tyler Rodriguez
Brody Brooks
Ive always loved this one
Christopher Russell
Alright, can someone explain this to me.
Connor Reyes
>not liking tight withering pussy contractions
Virgin
Owen Reyes
They can take off without the balloon because there AREN'T ANY COPS, got it?
Robert Young
fuck cops
Kevin Rogers
It's true. Malcolm X was political allies with the head of the US Nazi party
Jack Reyes
......yeah? It's what I thought and not terribly funny but to each their own.
Ryder Cooper
If cops aren't there who is going to arrest/fine you?
Brandon Clark
Blacked.
Grayson Adams
Bentley Brooks
Jace Nelson
Good for you
Andrew Smith
Was worth reading.
Kevin Ortiz
Landon Perez
fuck...lost
Luis Hall
if I wanted to read a book, I would have fucked your mom.
Kayden Turner
Wyatt Cook
Landon Ross
Camden Campbell
>I didn't know you were Jewish
I know it's coming but it still gets me every time
Sebastian Murphy
heh lost
Jordan Jenkins
Mfw I learned here that Morrowind can defeat faggots.
Cooper Bell
Achoo
Kevin Rogers
Josiah Morgan
Wow I don’t even know what to say.
Connor Parker
David Robinson
kek
Blake Miller
Jace Thompson
kek
Why not just poke the holes yourself?
Nolan Myers
Aiden Jenkins
RIP Baby Krillin
Also trip dubs. holy shit.
Landon Flores
I keked at this. I am ashamed.
Isaiah Torres
Daniel Cooper
Me too
Grayson Barnes
Owen Anderson
Jackson Taylor
Jonathan Gutierrez
fucking what?
Connor Ward
DANKE, HERR SHÄDMAN
I want to see Shotrump eating horse donut while standing atop Hilloli as she faceplants the horses steamy shitpile. Each of them must be asking for votes.
Jackson Hernandez
Also, bernie is the horse.
Gabriel Hill
I have never travelled outside the country.
Is having facial hair for losers? Some of these are kinda bs
Gavin Davis
Robert Watson
>Look at this loser.
Dominic Butler
muh stefphen yoonivesre!!!
Thomas Cruz
Because Bronies need someone to laugh at
Mason Phillips
Tyler White
Maybe if you were alive before 1997 you would recall it was just as popular of a theory, and even moreso with the documentary that came out around 2015 or whenever.
Benjamin Stewart
I never understand the memes of "Americans dont know how to use roundabouts" until I see some ABSURD shit like this
Like who the fuck decided this would be the easiest and most logical solution to traffic and how did they reach that conclusion
Levi Gutierrez
Niggers
Hunter Young
Congrads you Imbecile
There is always one jerk
Camden Torres
Omg lol you won teh internets lmao
Adrian Diaz
tbh I think some of these are a bit too common to be considered a loser
James Cruz
What american knows a thousand words in another language or owns 10 articles of formal clothes, amiright?
Seriously, why would you need more than one outfit of formal clothes? How often are you doing something that requires formal clothing?
Chase James
is that lacey vicich?
Tyler Green
>Saving a screen of this rant so i'd have to type out the sources myself.
Nope.
Austin Sanders
Daniel Sanchez
I'm more successful than whoever made this and I listen almost exclusively to metal.
Juan Ramirez
>go to a community college
how is this something a loser does? a loser would be homeschooled or drop out of high-school. At least they're doing something
Juan Cox
lost
Charles Moore
does anyone have the version of this where the dad has a MAGA hat on?
Jacob Rivera
That dude is in hell, burning for eternity. Some hero.
Isaac Lee
Kevin Johnson
You're probably a manager at McDonalds.
But in your favor every burnout retard I've ever met is all about rap.
Asher Perez
Ryan Taylor
A manager at McDonald's who isn't in any debt and saves his money could be a millionaire if he plays his cards right.
Luis Adams
Thomas Lopez
>That dude is in hell, burning for eternity.
The hero we need
Samuel Wood
Dumb first meme, not because im a religious fag but that scene hes stabbing jesus's dead body, how does that make you a hero. Unless you are talking about the roman empire as an entity? They only carried out the task when asked by pontious the jews are the ones that demanded jesus to be crucified and they didnt wear any capes
1/10
>made me respond
Owen Robinson
Anthony Morgan
>MFW jesus died and all sins are forgiven.
Ryder Evans
>but that scene hes stabbing jesus's dead body
Nah, he stabbed him out of mercy to kill him faster.
Zachary Russell
If you ask a fireman to save you're daughter from a fire does that make you the hero?
David Russell
>Resting is hell
No, Hell is being forced to share a planet with annoying delusional Christfags that think supernatural entities exist based on no evidence.
Justin Ward
yeah
Nolan Edwards
She did an AMA: reddit.com
Zachary Russell
But there is plenty of evidence
Brody Evans
Why does the guy look like white Will Smith?
Cooper Butler
There is none whatsoever. Not even any of jesus' existence.
Hunter Myers
how do you think they know about him turning water into wine if he isn't real? fucking retard
Cameron Adams
Gavin Sullivan
Ever wonder if we are being trained to accept more genders because of an imminent forcible alien occupation?
Jaxon Torres
Nicholas Price
Jason Anderson
kek
Connor Clark
Software exec - downtempo electronica for me
Joseph Kelly
>software exec
this niggas a executable file, not even human smh
Nicholas Thompson
Czeched
Parker Hernandez
Jeez... i failed this - wtf?
im ... not a loser?
Jacob Morgan
Justin Ramirez
John 14:6 "I am the way, the truth, and the light. No man cometh unto the father but by me."
Ryan Taylor
you need to admit that you have a problem
that's the first step
Kevin Ramirez
I think in this context a button down shirt or business slacks would be considered formal clothing lol
Jeremiah Martin
lost
Adam Thomas
>when Cred Forums faggots transition to facebook boomers
oof
Christian Cook
Blacked
Jonathan Fisher
I don't get it
Christopher Flores
The perfect subterfuge, because no one will question a shit faced drunk dude carrying and compulsively kissing a baby
Jace Rodriguez
He is not. That is Longinus with the Spear of Destiny. You guys dont even know the lore smh
Ethan Nguyen
so, if you have a fetish about cumming on your dad, it's a sin if jeebus doesn't jerk you off to do it
Levi Martinez
Lol, christfag detected
Adrian Thompson
I saw someone using this once. Literally wondered why someone was so drunk with a baby.
Christian Long
Blake Johnson
More like B7'd. Ya dig?
>engineerfags check in
Brayden Walker
at least it could be worse
Brandon Campbell
Noah Sanchez
Parker Butler
if you had kids you'd understand
Jace Campbell
Robert Johnson
Camden Gray
Aha, Red Mountain! I get the reference fellow nerd Cred Forumsro, very cool!
Nicholas Williams
phew, almost got bingo
Jayden Ward
Fucking lost
Colton Ross
Nicholas Rivera
Go back to lelddit
Mason Gray
Jaxson Foster
Christian Martinez
but if she didn't want people watching, why was she doing stretches in the middle of time square?
Daniel Nelson
Brayden Myers
What hell is wrong with metal
Josiah Ward
Last known image of Kobe's helicopter pilot.
Aaron Morris
nothing but listening to just metal is pretty fucked up
Evan Taylor
Don't get music advice from Cred Forums. The tastes of these drooling morons would make a normal person want to kill people.
Joseph Parker
I fucking love queensnake
Hudson Sullivan
Jeremiah Cooper
Jack Morris
Correct, I also do not think white people should have nasty dreadlocks or speak like fucking niggers.
Josiah Diaz
Suck my dick
Sebastian Davis
Was holding it together all the way up to the point i read "shhh...its okay user we still have ten minutes"
Fucking lost. Thank you.
Joseph Taylor
Parker Collins
Ayden Stewart
Matthew Carter
Aiden Reyes
Eat my asshole niggerfags
Levi Harris
Kevin Gutierrez
Cameron Rivera
Leo Edwards
Eli Richardson
I miss piglet.
Checked.
Adrian Russell
Helli on R. Kelly?
Luke Baker
Travel is expensive dude
Also, the line "-What, you egg? (He stabs him)" counts for that shakespeare bullshit?
Parker Harris
heli on a smelly but yours is correcto too
Jackson Cox
Bentley Barnes
helo on a negro
Nolan Long
Lost. I'm stealing that
Jayden Watson
Anyone have the pic of the 4 sjw chicks?
Connor Reyes
>cant understand words
>requires no skill or talent to make (just scream into mic)
>no creativity required either
Yea... there is a lot of things wrong with metal. That's why only boneheads like it.
Noah Watson
Angel Gray
THANK YOU, fuck I get so annoyed by this one. She is clearly eating a sandwich not a piece of bread.
Gabriel Bennett
Tyler Anderson
good things come in small packages
Adrian Gray
I got tired of ppl telling me about complex carbs so I changed it.
Ethan Evans
Colton Turner
Mason Scott
James Lopez
fucking fuck wtf, I imagine an agent was given 7 glass vials and told to release them and he went home and broke all of them in one spot instead of spreading them the fuck out by hundreds of miles. Can't blame him that's a lot of time for hookers and blow that would otherwise be spent driving
Chase Walker
Danke herr shadman
Jace Cooper
Kevin Hernandez
Aiden Sullivan
Not as bad as I thought - but since when is learning a foreign language considered "loser" material? I took Spanish in HS because it was mandatory...
Adam Howard
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Evan Morales
always gets me
Eli Richardson
Angel Wilson
Levi Garcia
piglet on a niglet is better
Zachary Sanchez
Henry Russell
It's a reference to weebs learning a handful of Japanese words from their anime and manga, but not having the commitment or intelligence to actually learn the language fluently.
Charles Fisher
Jayden Anderson
Owen Davis
fucking love this show
Liam Jones
Landon Perry
these cartoon nerds are both cringe
Ethan Mitchell
how the fuck does one even come up with this
Brandon Rivera
I LOST
Isaac Torres
blasphemy. very funny.
Luke Fisher
reverse mermaid plz
Hunter Nguyen
I pity the fool
Carson Howard
So basically, "fuck you if you're poor"?
Jason Gutierrez
man, I had this pendrive back in 2010, it looked so retarded I had to buy
Leo Edwards
Anybody got that comic with the dude who cuts his legs off to park in the handicapped spot, and then the other guy with the giant round penis shpws up?
Joseph Nelson
And yet over the years I've learns bits of Spanish, German, Irish, Latin, Scots Gaelic, and Japanese. I speak more Irish than any of the rest, but not enough for a conversation.
Colton Powell
Being this stupid..
Wyatt Wilson
Whirlie bird on an athletic nerd?
Dylan Richardson
Chase Bailey
the salon thing is shit. you dont waste your fuckin money once a month on having your hair done, you trim it when needed. Only nigfems get their weave polished up once a month.
Cooper Clark
FUCK OFF
Xavier Cruz
Damn not even close
I'm take this random validation
Ethan Morgan
This unironically
Xavier Reyes
Daniel Parker
It really should just say "more than five but fewer than one hundred words in Japanese"
Benjamin Hernandez
Quit throwing cups out the window!
Colton Morris
Luis Gonzalez
Holy fuck user, you couldn't even bother to change the file
Luis Barnes
Funny read, nice get
Leo Murphy
Those were the days...
Isaiah Jones
you tried.
Blake Parker
Carter Myers
I don’t get it. If he’s fucking the kid or whoring her out why is HE giving money to the shady guy? Doesn’t look like he’s getting paid
Julian Turner
What... Lol
Charles Bailey
Niggers
Christopher Rodriguez
at least I don't use cuckddit
Gabriel Rogers
Checked
Connor Brooks
this cartoons so edgy the artist forgot to make sense
Matthew Wilson
>he doesn't know shadman
Zachary Jenkins
He hired the shady guy to paralyze his kid so he could fuck her.
Samuel Russell
Luis Allen
Derf ok yeah I see it now that was dumb. Thanks for explaining
Angel Anderson
so close ;___;
Joshua Collins
#23?
Gabriel Sanders
>not realizing that mcd's managers start around $55-60k and go up to around $80K
>not knowing how to basic math and stock market
not the guy, but fuck your retarded shit, brainlet.
Luke Sanders
what was the original image supposed to mean
Jonathan Torres
Ya done goofed, OP.
That there is Longinus, aka the one who lanced Jesus' side to made sure he was dead. "Truly this man was the Son of God."
One of the first converts to Christianity, and his spear was attributed a metric fuckton of mythical qualities, such as guaranteed victory and the like.
Kayden Long
what do i win?
Cameron Ward
That Jeebus was putting his own arm there to keep the crackhead from putting it in his veins.
Sebastian Ortiz
Since when was it cool to fuckin recite Shakespeare
Carter Perez
>haha add a guy sucking his own dick and epic zoom in at the end
wow that really elevated the material
Cooper Sanders
saving this as what not to look for in a bf reference
Brody Cooper
he's got a weed bong and lines of coke too...not gonna miss a little heroin.
Aaron Cox
Faggot
Justin Morgan
You go incel boy
Mason Parker
Ian Edwards
Jason Scott
Checked and kek'd. Really I laughed like a retard at that for some reason
Easton Lewis
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Zachary Nguyen
Nathan Jenkins
Brandon Nelson
Carter Jenkins
Does this count as sex with a female? Or does she have to eat his head.
Gavin Miller
>I didn't know you were jewish
Fucking lost.
William Bennett
Lincoln Mitchell
Tyler Reyes
Daniel Murphy
Connor Howard
Julian Williams
Imagine it under an inch of snow.
Nathaniel Jackson
What's up with every ylyl thread being plagued by reddit memes, redditfags, facebook memes, and transgender propaganda these days?
Logan Bennett
and the Pisslam crap
Kayden Morales
Cred Forums in general isn't the same anymore.
As time passes, so will they.
>have patience Cred Forumsro
Aiden Brown
Cobain did kill himself, Epstein it's yet to be determined
James Gutierrez
Man baiting this hard. It's okay someone one day will fall for it so you can have some sort of importance in this world in your sad pathetic mundane life.
Justin Mitchell
Sigh, unzips Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete Facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes.
Luis Thompson
congrats
metal is fucking awful
Nolan Rivera
That's pretty good
Jack Williams
Okay so basically Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentlestrikethrough
Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
Edit2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger.
William Davis
Is there a source for this?
Adrian Gonzalez
Sit your ass back down and recognise your betters
Joseph Myers
This is a stale, gay ass ylyl thread.
Cooper Cook
Leo Martinez
He's not though as the Roman's where just doing there job. The Jews where cursed for committing deicide though. When christ says "forgive them father for they know not what they do" he's talking about the Roman's and not the Jews.
Chase Lee
Try drumming for those fuckers and say it takes no effort faggot, doubt you'd make it through one set
Jason Young
This thread gets pretty funny near the end. Ignore the dumbass politics shit at the top, only the last part is funny.
Samuel Garcia
danke herr shadman
Jonathan Thomas
IM NOT FUCKING LEFT HANDED...THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
Juan Gonzalez
I don't normally condone killing doggos but this one need to be put down alongside Count Dankula's nazi pug.
This is unacceptable.
Evan Bennett
Bill zebub is such a garbage director
Zachary Smith
Tyler Cooper
"Attend a community college"
Interesting to see someone from the upper class on this board.
Liam Johnson
Aaron Reyes
I’m assuming these are all Reddit references? I got some of them. Seems pretty clever. I can only assume this was originally from Reddit?
Cooper Wright
Luke Morgan
Nathaniel Nelson
soda shaq was legit pretty good
Luke Cooper
Aaron Kelly
Danke, Herr Shädmann! Bitte mehr Sommersprossen auf den Arschbacken!
James Bennett
so close to bingo:[
Benjamin Reyes
Cartoon on a maroon?
Justin Martinez
*titsoon
Ryan Perry
Maybe if you weren't retarded you'd realise that Kurt did in fact kill himself.
Cooper Rodriguez
E&J is like Henny for poorfags.
Easton Reed
if he did how did he manage to balance the shotgun perfectly on his chest?
Brody Lee
Jose Richardson
Cannot recite shakespear = loser?
Lost.
Julian Watson
that doesn't explain anything, what does that have to do with a kid?
Juan Davis
Jose Morgan
>O-only soiboys make girls cum
Most blatant cope I’ve seen in twenty minutes.
Brayden Scott
Poor little white boy
Carter James
Loosing Team
Blake Cox
What is the: The Predator?
Robert Brooks
>That dude is in hell, burning for eternity
Imagine actually believing mythology.
Jack Russell
Anthony Barnes
Watch this while you imagine Mr. Ed saying, "Willlburrr"
Colton Jenkins
God, I miss Nickelback.
Jose Barnes
I am winrar
Dylan Miller
I know how you feel, man.
Hunter Brooks
>using coke or weed
disgusting. ill stick with heroin
Logan Brown
Checked faggot
Adam Clark
Dominic Barnes
Aww, wook ad de cute kiddeh!
Ryder Perry
Angel Butler
Bentley Morris
Imagine being this closeted.
Adam Jenkins
lost