Secrets Thread

in 5th grade a male friend and I blew each other and fucked hundreds of times

I jack off to the smell of my moms dildos while she goes out on weekends grabbing handfulls of condoms leaves

that's really fucking gay m8

yeah it was fucking gay but we convinced ourselves at the time that it wasn't and we were just "practicing"

I picked up a fat chick off tindr took her back to my place and basically raped her for a couple hours.
She stopped saying no pretty quickly but she started crying a couple times, it was hot as hell.
The funny thing was she kept texting me wanting to hang out again but I ghosted her for being fat

I allow my wife to fuck angry young boys

welcome back user

you convinced him

When I was 17m i took liberties with the 12 year old neighbor boy. He wanted me to stop at first but eventually he succumbed to how good cumming feels

you a boy or girl?greentext?

Boy

ha gay

I want to fuck my brother's wife.

I really want to do something with my cousin. Bit of a rebel streak about her, and confident about herself.

What if they're for your dad dude

I liked my sister tits when i had 16 and she 11.

sometimes I'm tempted to push people onto the train tracks just for the lulz

mom is single bruh

Somebody once pissed me off really hard. I came into his marmalade for the next 2 months. I fucked the shit out of it every fucking time, then came into it and mixed it up a bit. He never noticed, I refilled his fucking marmalade probably 1-3 time per day... There was probably more sperm in that shit than actual marmalade in the end. He ate every single drop of that shit. It was hilarious. I started calling it spermalade

still could be your dad she's meeting up with how do u think u were born?

>I liked my sister tits when i had 16 and she 11.
i mean licked

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definetly not lol
She fucks someone else or possibly a lot of them since she takes a lot of condoms with her each time

Gay but definitely pleasurable

I humbly request greentext, sir

Get Help.

I still fucked bitches... I'm super horny, so don't worry...

LOL at the thought of you deciding to fuck a jar of marmalade for 2 months, 3 times a day. You fed him some extra protein while he went out and fucked bitches and you think you had the upper hand

I'm tricking my mom to send me nudes with a fake profile as we speak pic fucking related

She's going to send me 10 more when she goes to the bathroom at work

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Yes... as I already pointed out, I still fucked sluts... Cumming 1-3x a day into a jar isn't really much. I sometimes cum like 8+ times per day. I dunno, I just like to fuck a lot. I've always been horny. Even if I have a gf and fuck her 2-5 times per day I still jerk off on my own...

enjoy living in denial. i mean u already get off to ur mother why not ur father as well? only a natural progression fuckin fag

Looks more like she's selling and you're buying. Capitalism at work.

She doesn't know it her son, me.

yeah fuck off retard

I want to fuck my mom and cum on her juicy soles

I want someone to take control of me and make me fucking fat. I want them to humiliate me as they make me ruin my body with fatty foods shoving then down my throat and laughing.

I have a gorgeous girlfriend but I'm recently converting to being a cuck.

I don't know what I'm looking for to be honest. I showed all Jenna's pics to my best friend by accident and then on purpose and he is trying to talk me into sharing her with me.

I wouldn't mind sharing her pics and hearing ideas about her. We live in Gwinnett county in Georgia.

Kik longlostlegend91

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I like shitty asses

The mad man

Fighting attraction I have to one of my friends

post some nudes and ill see if she's worth it

bump

I use to choke cats when I was younger. I use to light fires all the time, almost burned down two houses in the process. I peed the bed until I was like 9. I think I may have been molested on a couple different occasions as a child, I can't really decide. I laughed when I found out my brother hung himself and I recently cheated on my gf of several years with an escort. I think that about covers it.

Wait, 27 burgers at White Castle? Those little sliders? Shit, I can throw back 40 of those with without blinking. That's like maybe 6 regular burgers.

I was raped by my brother and his friends when I was 12

I'm fucking my manager and am probably the father of her youngest daughter.

I killed our neighbor's dog when I was a kid to get revenge on the kid who lived there.

When you had 16 tits and your sister had 11? Are you pigs or something? lol

I abducted Madeline Mccann

I have online relationships with girls behind my wife's back.

I desperately want to fuck my wife’s sister. She is over 10 years younger and has an amazing rack. I’ve been debating about putting a cam in the house when she stays over because I need to see her naked.

I have been fucking 8th graders for almost 15 years.

Greentext

I fucked my ex's little sister. We both enjoyed it very much. Probably because I had eaten her pussy a few times before that when we were at nude parties.

I purposely spread pinworms. I spread them to people I know, and to strangers. I sprinkle the eggs into drinks, and food in public.

Where do you get them?

My ass. It's disgusting. I deserve to be beaten, or worse.

Found out my wife cheated on me a bunch of times years ago. Thinking about killing myself

Worse for sure

dude, c’mon. kill her.

Might as well. You'll never respect yourself again.

Get me on the court and I'm trouble. Last week fucked around and got a triple double.

>my nigga

Was really depressed once, said fuck it I'm gonna do what I want and I don't care what happens to me. Found a 13yo off an app. Fell hard for her in like an hour chat, we met up, I told her I wanted to get her pregnant and she said yes, came in her like 5 times in one week, nothing happened though. She dumped me and hooked up with some other dude my age and had his baby when she was 14. He's in jail now, hahaha.I haven't seen her in years.

cool story

How long ago was this?

I stole my friends nudes back in 2007 and i waited a decade to release them on the internet. When i put them online I posted all her info, it basically ruined her life.

show us

I was raped by two men on vacation when I was in high school

After my roommate leaves for work I go into his bathroom, take out his dirty underwear and wear them. Next day I do the same, put the old pair I'd been wearing back into his hamper, take out the "new" dirty pair and put those on and again wear those until the next day.

>wanting specifics

FBI looking to solve some cold cases

I remember that.

Are you retarded?

story?

Don't have them on this computer, have them hidden away so no one knows it's me that has them

Yeah I've talked about it before.
Went swimming late at night. They attacked me on the beach as I was coming back onto the shore. Never told anyone irl about it.

Lol pathetic

I'm so sorry

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Thanks user. I deal with it decently enough.

Based. I have a huge anal fetish. I have a bit of a fucked up secret. I (20m) in the living room doing stuff the other day and my sister (25) came out the shower naked and went in the living room and joking said ‘’I’m naked, brother’’ I sperged and asked why she was naked. She just leaves to go get dressed. We’ve always been really close probably moreso then most siblings. I have no idea what to make of the whole thing. Her butt is so cute. I’ve always had a bit of a sister complex but I got really hard afterwards and fantasizes having sex with her. I’d never act on it. It’s just too immoral.

>you fucking a jar of marmalade makes someone else look bad.

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return the favor and get out of the shower naked and tell her 'I'm Naked, sister' and see what she says.

Why would you want her nudes? Yeeccch.

Have you seen a therapist? I wish I could give you a hug

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Can't afford that. I appreciate the concern though.

You should move to Canada, free therapy.

She’s seen be naked before. It’s so fucked I love my sister as a sister obviously but I can’t help but liking her sexually as well. We cuddle a lot and kiss it’s all pretty innocent for the most part.

How'd you make your escape?

That’s fucking awful I’m really sorry to hear that

I once had three girlfriends at once. And I cheated on my wife several times. I didn't want to, but I get a kick over the thrill of getting caught.

Even if she's seen you naked before, she'll get the message if that's what she was interested in. If not, well whatever

You're very welcome. I hope one day you'll be able to afford it

I mean I don't really have the resources to move to a new country.
Thanks user.

So what happened

I hope so too. Working on it.

I did this in my teens. I have a bro who's a year older than I. I was always wearing his dirty underwear. We both played sports too. After practice or a game he'd always throw his dirty football gear into his room then leave to hang out with friends. I'd go into his room and put on his gear then jerk off. If he stayed the night out Id jerk it non-stop all night wearing his gear.

I won’t lie I would have sex with her but it would be so immoral. We were spooning the other day and I got a chub. If she wasn’t my sister she would literally be the perfect women. I’ve dated others before but I just cope by dating women who look like her with similar personalities

r u a girl? if so do u masturbate to the experience?

Just know it wasn't your fault and that it's going to be ok. You will not let this destroy you.

You kbow you want to nut in her sweet tight puss

Yes, but no I do not.
I tell myself that a lot. The truth is, I was being very stupid. But yeah. I try.

My girlfriend would bang herself with wieners than feed them to her friends when she was a teen, without them knowing.

Stupid how? How old are you

Have you ever had sex after the rape?

23 now. I was out late, wanted to skinny dip in the ocean. Did it far away from any houses because I wanted privacy, but that just made it so that nobody could see/hear what was happening.
Yes

>mein nigga

My bf raped me

Was it different after? Have you told anyone about it?

That doesn't mean the rape was your fault, yes it wasn't wise but it wasn't your fault.

Definitely. Her body is just so feminine. She has nice small breasts, thick thights, trimmed pussy is nice too. Her ass is what drives me crazy it’s so firm. I don’t think I could act on it as much as I want too.

Damn dude just ask her, she seems kinda down if she's willing to flash you

Haven't told, no. And yeah it's different. I'm not so into it.
I know that honestly, it's just that I can't help but think it.

Dat you Cube?

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>I'm not so into it.
I hope one day you can be, I'll pray for you

I really appreciate that.

It wasn't your fault. Tell yourself that everytime it comes to your mind (I'm not saying to not be careful or anything)

You're welcome

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were u hairy during the rape? did they care about pubes?

I'll try. And yeah I don't do things like that anymore. I'm safety-conscious now.

I have our dead pet dog in the garage freezer

I'm generally a nice person and kind so this is truly the shittiest thing I've done in my life to this day-

beat the shit out of a crippled guy for not giving head.

show pics

I was. They didn't seem to care.

do you now shave because of it? also u blonde or red head?

Idk man it was kinda just done jokingly I can’t give too much context but we’ve always been really close to each other and I don’t want to ruin anything by asking her if she wants to fuck. Again I view her as my sister just we’re more physical then other siblings. Less boundaries compared to other brother and sisters. Admittedly I would but it would have to be only PiV sex.

No. Black hair.

You can do it! Always a good idea to be cautious

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What are you, some morbid fuck?

r u slim or chub?

I second this request: I ask because I want to use some ... asisst ... to get my wife to fuck others. Am thinking Ambien to knock her out but open to ideas. I need something that would knock her out and then we fuck her pussy, not too rough etc. so when she wakes up in the am she thinks it was just me that fucked her.

IN the meantime since I can't convince her to fuck others I anonymously text her nudes to people she knows (no face)

yes, what do you expect from Cred Forumstards

average build, I guess. Nothing special.

Well I’ll green text 1 of 3 girls but you pick
>best friends wife
>wife’s sister
>wife’s cousin

no it's for a research paper im working on called DDIF Dead dogs in freezers. It's a series of papers I'm working on pls send pics

can u send a quick pic of ur bod? no face ofc

ngl I read the post and thought it was funny/hot, then I saw the pic and it just seems sad. Is she that hard up for 50 bucks? Ugh

Don't you feel like shit knowing she would do this presumably to support her family/you?

I saw American Pie when I was like 14, or around there. If gave me the idea to fuck a jar of peanut butter. It actually felt pretty good, but messy.

cousin pls pls pls but tell us did ur BF kno u banged his wife?

You want to cum in the marmalade to fuck with him, ok, but why FUCK the actual jar? dumbass

fucking hate everyone on this website still can’t stop coming back everyday

C'mon man

he's jackin it to naked pics of his mom and also posting it im sure all morality has long since left the window

Wife had been on birth control. She got pregnant. Today, she told me she never took birrth control and lied about it so she could become pregnant. I feel so...used...violated...manipulated. Honestly thinking about just ending myself. FML.

Funny comeback. No. seriously, our little dog just died and I am waiting until spring to bury her. She is sealed in a cardboard bag wrapped in a plastic bag with duct tape hidden under frozen pizzas so my wife wont be freaked out

No.

No he didn’t he was passed out drunk in the hotel bathroom (about 15 feet away) while I plowed her.

Back in the 70s when hitchhiking was at it's hayday, me and my best friend kindapped and tortured a woman.

We ended up finding this girl on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere and we picked her up. I switched to the back seat so she could get in the front seat, and after a minute of driving i knocked her out with a hammer from behind.

We ended up taking her back to our squat and hanging her from the basement ceiling with a rope and handcuffs. I really don't want to get to deep into what we did because it still haunts me. All i can tell you is a knife, a blowtorch, and pliers were used in ways they really, really shouldn't be.

When we got done with that, my friend wanted to kill her but i convinced him to just forcefeed her some LSD and leave her in some isolated field somewhere (this was south dakota so there were a lot of those).

We buried her under a foot of dirt and left her there. We went back two days later to see the hole dug up. I assume she didn't say anything to the police because we didn't get our doors knocked on by the police. There weren't any local news stories about kidnappings.

I ended up moving away 3 months later. I never saw him again.

To this day, this whole thing haunts me. I'm married now, with a wife, kids and a house, but every day i think about that day and how close we were to killing her. I don't know if this is going to help but i want to at least try something to get this weight off my shoulders.

Get that in writing and get thee to a divorce attorney.

You're not happy being a dad? I understand totally feeling manipulated

shit then greentext the with the cousin or sister whichever one is married i want tht one

Dubs checked.

Fair point. I dunno I'm cool with a lot of perv shit (this is me after all: ) but the thought of her selling pics for so little money, relatively, just felt more sad than anything else.

>implying that the guy isn't LARPing

I fucked my friend while she was passed out drunk. She has no idea.

What the fuck.

Larp harder

tell us what u did to her user and absolve urself of ur sins. go into full detail

I hope this is a larp

Holy shit man. If you are not LARPing that is insane. I guess the tiny silver lining is that you didn't kill her.

This is a weird question but when I read things like this in the news about torture/murder I think to myself - why not just rape her? I guess I get off on sex/power stuff not violence/torture, but if I somehow was forced into that choice, I could see drugging and raping her not torture/kill.

Did you bury her with her face out or what? How did she escape?

You never knew who she was? No ID or anything?

Does she know she was fucked, and doesn't know it was you? Or nothing at all?

I groped and fingered a friend in college when she was wasted. She has no idea it happened at all. Four years later I married her.

Blowtorch in vagina. Nipples ripped off with pliers, skin cut, peeled, and salt poured in wounds. Whipped with an electrical cord and had a shock collar tied on her neck which we would turn on at the highest settings and suprise her with it. If it sounds like i'm rambling, it's probably because i'm crying as i type this.

She has no idea it happened. I cleaned her up afterwards. She just thinks I took her home after she passed out.

White people dont live in Gwinnett. Fake boi

win-win. just like with my friend/now wife

Can you answer this question: Why torture, why not just rape?

Shoved a short lead pipe in her mouth that stuck out of the ground.
No ID. This was the seventies so people were more lax about that sort of thing.

Was she conscious through all of this? She must have passed out from pain at some point

>cousin was one of the last girls I tried to pull this on so it was refined down
> I got the heads up that we’d be entertaining her cousin
>this time we were planning on staying in since she wasn’t 21
>play the roll as the “cool guy” by providing all the booze at the house
>try my best to “wow” her with shooters and shots that were Snapchat worthy for her to post
>she’s new to drinking so it wasn’t hard to coax her into taking more than her limit entailed
> the real trick was getting my wife equally if not more drunk then her cousin
>a little before midnight my work was done they were both plastered and sitting by a little bon fire
>offer them alka seltzer before they go to bed (mix in a 2mg tab of crushed Xanax into it)
>her cousin downs it then says “she can’t taste the booze in that one”
>can’t help but smile at this point

I jack off multiple times to every single picture that my girlfriend's sister publishes!

Yeah honestly I don’t even feel bad about it. She’s fine, I had my fun. It’s really nothing.

It disgusts me saying this but she didn't look physically attractive enough to rape.

Is she like a photojournalist

Is this your way of saying she was black

same, it's addicting

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and? if my nonexistant gf had a sister that did sex work i'd also be jackin' it in san diego

If you are not LARPing, write an anonymous letter to the editor of the local paper confessing what you did and apologizing. Change your apperance as much as you can (hat, glasses, beard). Travel to a random city in another part of the country. Print the letter in a public library and mail, using gloves. Apologize etc. THat will at least be cathartic for you and maybe for her. Although she msut have died from all of the shit you did so I doubt she's alive.

She passed out a few times but we used the shock collar to wake her up.

My wife's younger sister died a little over a year ago. When I met my wife back in high school, her sister was just this annoying little kid about to hit her teens, then she turned into this absolutely smoking little 5 foot spinner teenage nympho who started fucking everything in sight when she turned 13, but since I was too busy plowing my now-wife every night and flirting with her friends (and tossing around the idea of fucking them), I didn't pay much attention to the sister even though it would've required literally 0 effort and 0 seconds to be balls deep in all of her holes whenever I wanted.

Now that shes gone I can't stop thinking about all of the years I wasted not taking advantage of her. I jerk off to the thought of her at least 2 or 3 times a week. I think about her sometimes when I fuck my wife. The only tiny bit of solace I have the few shitty nudes I dredged out of those crappy user-ib knockoff sites. If only I could go back, the things I would do to her.

I know what you mean

I pretend to be friends with niggers at work, but secretly believe they're useless, smelly, under-beings who's eradication would be a benefit to the world. Corona virus should be interesting in Africa.

Ik user is probably gone, but STORY?

my knowledge of macbre n occult is getting deep n clear

I can't. It would be extremely suspicious to uproot my entire life just to do that. The only thing i can do is keep telling myself is that atleast we didn't kill her.

The though that haunts me the most is the fact that she could've woken up, coming off the LSD and wandered into the woods and fell into some isolated area where her dead body would be eaten by animals.

So few drinks + 2 mg Xan does it?

Why the "alka-seltzer" line, why not just put it into a mixed drink or something?

Are they conscious while you fuck them? I'm considering AMbien but that would be a full on knockout. (But I think that's safer in a way(

My girlfriend used to have sex with her dog. I’m the only person she’s ever told.

No.

please go into excruciating detail...

I don't know what you do but I travel for work so I could do it on a business trip. I'm not saying move to TOpeka for ever, I'm saying go to Chicago for an afternoon.

COuld she have dug herself out of your hole?

I think the original sonic design works better for a live action movie than the newer one. The new one is good but only if the whole movie was animated and not a hybrid

>so then began the waiting game
>started playing nice guy and cleaning up the house
>wife keeps asking me to just go to bed, but I had some drinks and if I lay down I might miss this opportunity
>Lay in bed for about 30 agonizing minutes as I fantasied about her blonde cousin
>give a few test nudges wife
Is out, literally slide out of bed as quite as I can
>start sneaking through the house like solid snake
>get to hallway where guest room is and see the lights are on
>think to myself how the fuck is she still up
>snoop by inch by inch worried she might pop out any minute
>get near door and hear nothing
>whip out my phone and flip the cam to act like a mirror
>see her sprayed out on the floor
>full on snoozed the fuck out

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They are out when getting fucked there’s some Synergy in how the xans and booze puts them into deep sleep

Him and his three friends from the football team. Grabbed me during a house party. They were all wasted, and I had no chance fighting back. Party was too loud to hear me calling for help. Or I guess whoever heard didn’t care.

So do you suggest I give my wife Ambien or Xan + alc? Met a dude on Cred Forums who wants to fuck her. I want her to be awake when we start then pass out. So when sehe wakes up in the am feeling fucked she'll think it's just me

why'd you do it? were you planning on finding a girl to kidnap?

Same I feel like plenty of people do this

And where is she now?

I kek'd

tell us what you did to her

About 5 years ago made very good friends with these people, got so close I even lived with 2 of them, still close to them and one of their dads. Dad is cool, super good at his job and genuine guy, but my friend has a 11 year old sister who I can tell is going to be a killer looker, and because of the way I'm built I'm a human jungle gym, not to mention she's super tiny with long legs. I grope her as and spank her a ton, plus I try and rub her crotch any chance I get, she sometimes will sit on my knee and I will bounce it, and she doesn't move. I think she likes me and likes the feeling I give her but doesn't understand enough. I have taken photos I jerk it too. And have been thinking about blackmailing/getting nude photos of her but haven't become such a degenerate. Having these feelings ha's set me back and I don't wanna fuck this 11 year old but she's so cute and I hate myself for it.

What the hell did you just say

Why though?

I blew literally most of my friends from high school. I was an incredibly horny teen. From age 13-18 I gave bjs to 5 of my close friends, all multiple times. Only two returned the favor. I probably have just under 100 blowjobs on record. Funny thing is I haven't been with a guy since I turned 19. Would do it all again.

We both were interested in serial killers and murders, and the dicussion came up while we were watching last house on the left.

General experience is they get kinda “loopy” first but can still recall what going on. Once they are out they stay out which is helpful if you need to create a narrative. Tbh the booze just makes them get horny faster, drunk pussy makes the best sounds when your pounding away.

A year ago a 16 year old girl started chatting me up after a game, and we started dating shortly after. I'm 22, and look like a fat goblin, she's 16 and is a straight 10/10. She doesn't live anywhere near me but is a shut in, in another country. She's sent me a ton of nudes and I feel so conflicted because she's so immature but is likely the best pussy I will ever get personally sent. We've been together for a year and she's put up with a lot of my melodramatic bullshit, plus she's my exact opposite. Don't know why she likes me, but feels good to be loved.

Last summer I rented a short term room and the landlord, a Chinese woman noticed I stayed with Chinese hosts before and asked me why. I told her because Chinese people are smart in buying real estate and renting out the rooms.
Fast forward a few months and I found a new listing again hosted by a Chinese woman (unfortunately married) I booked and to my great surprise she answered the door 1 hour before the end of check in period in her bathrobe with it partially open up top. I didn't see much (no breast and she was flat chested probably but it turned me on. She crouched down briefly and I was tempted to check out her non existent cleavage. I looked briefly. Her voice seduced my ears.
I checked out and didn't leave the best review because of annoying neighbors but vowed to book again. She even welcomed me back.

Fast forward a month, I check in late again and guess what? She was wearing the bathrobe again! Awesome...then she opened a cupboard below the counter to show me where I could store my stuff and again I was temped to look but didn't see anything beyond upper chest skin (no breast). But her voice really pleased my ears.
I just went upstairs with the intent to rub one out and did so to voyeur clips that have a Jap guy holding a document and having the girls crouch down with open blouses and loose bras exposing their breasts. So hot! Yes I rubbed one out, but I feel bad now...

I have post here that I want to fuck my sister. Two days ago finally had the chance. She was sleep after a party and I could penetrate her pussy

Kinda creepy but I also want to fuck my sister

Sometimes I jack off to a pic of my 67 yrs old mom's ass in panties

Have you tried this before?

How old is she?

that is pretty seriously fucked up. how old were you at the time? did this only happen once? how did you co-exist with him in the same house afterward? did this give you a shitload of kinks? how old are you now? is your life going ok?

sorry, i meant to ask how old were they at the time. also, thanks for replying, hopefully it doesn't feel too shitty

try to fuck that pussy asap

did you enjoy it while it was happening?

25 I’m 20

you are a fucking loser

I don't know how to reply to my own post but my other secret is that I've checked out female colleagues and once got an eyeful when this new girl asked for my opinion while distracted, bent forward by pivoting her back and I saw full loose cleavage with separated breasts, not squeezed together. Nowadays I see her bra through her sweater and it turns me on would love a repeat flash.
Problem is most women there know I'm a creep and purposefully hide behind cubicle walls so I don't check them out. I was stupid in a meeting the other day. ..tired, hungry and let my eyes drop down. She spotted it and covered herself with this long scarf. Too bad the most attractive girl in the office with long hair and a nice body tipped off the other girls and now they all hide and treat me differently. One guy is a ladies man, handsome, athletic , gets their attention while I get scorn. FML

cheee-rist almightyyyy

Yeah

the life of an autismo

is it a particularly hot pic? how old are you? how did you get a pic of her in panties?

I don't know whether it's hot or not, I like it, though. I pretended I was texting and talking to her while snapping it. I'm 33.

Get help or prison will abound

You deserve to feel like shit and no amount of repentance will absolve you. You’re a fucked up person and deserve everything bad that comes to you. I hope that your death is gruesome and that your kids die before you.

Use to trade BJ's w/ a fam member when we were younger.

Shit was cash

Sniffing my mom's slips, and I cum into her Bodymilk.
I'm 21 she 51

well, 67 year old ass sounds horrific. to each their own though

Sure

Is she hot?

What he means is continue down this path and Tyrone will be bouncing you on HIS knee

Of course she is Latina milf

Can we take a look at her?

If anything more comes from it, say you weren't looking but were staring off into space. It's worked on me before, but I guess it depends on the person.

My last real gf was in 2001. I dated briefly here and there but gave up on relationships 15 yrs ago. I discovered YT in 2005 and developed net addiction thereafter. I did something stupid 10 yrs ago that led to me being a shut in. I'd sleep, eat, work and commute, then log onto forums for hours. Health took a nose dive. Developed kidney disease and pre diabetes. Used to weigh 130 lbs at the lowest now over 180. Feel shitty that my small dick and shitty figure will never get me a real woman, only ones I can enjoy with my eyes and ears from a distance and from a screen.
FML.

i have videos of me fucking a very popular twitch streamer.

what did u do?

Well, how does it end?

hot

>peed the bed til I was 9
That’s nothing I did it til I was like 13 and even had a couple relapses at 14/15

sad tragic shit feels thread

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ah fuck I’m retarded

If I get dubs, tell us who.

>sister
Definitely try to let her see you naked. How long has it been since she saw you naked? She will make the connection to her flashing you. You may even get to say "returning the favor". Also, didn't she feel your chub when you spooned?

u didn’t get dubs.

>sister
You say you had the chance. Did you take the opportunity? Or did you just note that the opportunity was there?

did things to my passed out sis

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Just tell us cuck. You're larping anyway.

It's a long story

I'm fucked up but indo this for a reason anf guess who just got 10 more pics

Pic fucking related gonna go jack off some more

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Looking for a female or trap/sissy to take control of my chastity keys
Even if long term and long distance

Please share

she got brought back home after getting wasted
i heard her puking so i went to check on her
she was covered in puke
helped her change but she was dead weight
plumped her back onto the bed and she was like in a pic ass up
instant boner

not larping but she doesnt know i have them

Can I unsee that picture, please?

He was meme posting fuckwit.

That's sad.

I jerk off to a friend using one of her thongs

Any pic of her even a face pic, please

Guess no one's interested

nope

I've changed the number of a bank account to where my salary is send to the bank account of my crush. Now she takes almost everything and just sends me the bare minimum I need

Xanax?

I hope you get off like crazy doing that

You mean see pic related

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Nope. Locked in chastity as well

kik me dmoemoney90

Serial killer alert.

messaging you now.

Why do you think you did this.

Here's the best nude I got of her.

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I just went into the woods today to hang myself, but just ended up jerking off while asphyxiating myself.

Why did you do it?
How much LSD did you feed her?

My wife and I are currently looking for a dog to fuck and knot her. We have been interested in dog sex for a few years but are looking to step up and try it ASAP.

Kik - justinkimmie

i used to rob half ripped structure yugioh decks from target

I’m fucking a popular gaming YouTuber’s wife.

>No location provided
We all know that you're some dude who is thinking of maybe one day asking your wife to fuck your dog. Until that day comes, you're content with talking with dudes on the internet and fapping to the thought. You'll send a few pics of your wife to keep the guys from bailing when they realize that they're larping with a dude all day. At the end of the day/week/year, nothing will happen.

You said this happened in the 70’s and Last house on the left came out in 2009.

I have been using this girl to pay for my heroin addiction everyday by acting like I like her. I feel bad for doing this, but I cant stand withdraw sickness. I haven't had sex with her and I don't really want to, she's kinda fat and those type of girls turn me off like no other. But she gives me 50-75 bucks every day

Just fucking tell us who it is

will i ever wake up for this nightmare

Top Kek

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I’ll give you a clue. The YouTuber’s channel has over 10 million subscribers.

MatPat's Wife?

No sir they are not.

Hey Cred Forums i thought i would just share what happened today
>be me, 25 y/o with nothing to lose
>go to the woods with a noose to hang myself
>bring knife if i want to bail at the last second
>while i set up i suddenly get a huge hard on
> mightAsWell.jpg
> Start maturbating while i start to suffocate
>The feeling of utter powerlessness and the terror of death gets me right up to the edge really quickly for some reason
>get a huge burst of post nut clarity about how fucked the whole situation is
>manage to cut myself loose while i let out screams that just sound like barely audible wheezing, my feet dangling an inch or two off the ground
>fall to the ground with jizz all over me, burst blood vessels in my eyes, and a red face,
>Born to be Alive.mp3

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Bingo.

God your pathetic.

She’s fucking crazy in bed.

Spend that money on sub’s and xanax and a muscle relaxer. Take them for the first three days. That’s the worst of it. After that if you really want to stay clean you will.

I know.

so r u gonna try suicide again? i'll join u if so

Wow in date rape at it's best.... good job your American... in the.uk you would be facing serious jail time if anyone found out about this....

Bezos have are commonly referred to as the slang name Roofies here... look up John warboys...

I'm dating MXR's girlfriend and he doesn't even know it

penetration?

friends fiance has swallowed my load multiple times.

FBI knows now

took me a while to just say fuck it i cant take it anymore and put it in. i jerked off to her ass for good 5 minutes before moving panties to the side

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My secret is Matpat contacted me for something I wrote on reddit and gave me the "opportunity" to do around 30 hours of work and submit a script that he would "maybe" pay me $300 if it got turned into a video.

I told him to go fuck himself. I kind of regret it though it's the closest I've ever come to becoming relevant.

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How horrifying. I hope you get caught and thrown in prison, you wretched loser.

>damn! this one has pubes too! the search continues!
I was raped in a tool shed at a park as a kid, I feel lucky that I cant vividly remember a lot of the pain anymore. Love you user, it’s going to be okay for us.