My Best Friends Ex just texted me!

Roll i like this one

keep talking to her, say nice things. Maybe she only wants to be friends with you, or maybe she's interested :)

So many beta faggits in this thread.

Only if you show me that thing you do with your tongue that ...name... always told me about

Listen, I know why you're texting me. Let's just do it already, the tension between us is...palatable

Go fuck yourself you footfag

Hey this sounds interesting.
re-roll

Palpable.
Palatable = edible

It depends. Show feet

How many drinks to get you to suck my dick?

bitch u tryna fuck?

Winner

does it count though?

Tell her to send nudes so you can compare to the ones her ex gave you.

Dubs are dubs. Now do it OP

OP? show the update!

I have a AA battery shoved up my dick slit so if you're trying to smash you're going to have to wait about 30 minutes

Winrar
Think we might have got the wrong end of the stick
Next dubs decides

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Based

Get your test levels checked you beta male

roll

Get your test levels checked you beta male

I know we're both into fisting and I just got a brand new bucket of lube. Be here in 15

Kek. You must be one obese neckbeard.

wow my bad, what were you thinking?

Came in to hot OP
“Random message at 1.30am on a Saturday night, if that ain’t a booty call I dunno what is”

'The tension inside of my asshole because I had a buttplug inside of me for the last 6 hours. It helps me relax'

Dis

Roll

Can you show me your feet please? I'm hard right now...

Tension...like stretched out rubber bands.

Snap out of it, I don't wanna see you even if I was out tonight.

bump

...

gottem

Nigger

roll

You’re so obviously into me it’s borderline cringe.
My place or yours?

I will pay you 50 Dollars if you send me your feet now

You know how this works. Tits or gtfo

bby no need to pretend. i know you are hot for my body.

Suck my cock whore

Trips have decided faggot OP

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"You know what? Fuck you, kike."

Let's see it happen op

Boom

this hit first , jackass

dub trips

OP?!

>Random message at 1.30am on a Saturday night, if that ain’t a booty call I dunno what is
WINRAR
Next dubs wins. Looks like no action for me tonight

how will you do this set of dubs, op?

send tits

Whoops forgot this

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Check my quads

gottem x2

we have to see her response first

Fucking glorious Trips!!!

Proceed to send her a dick pic if digits repeat

Just ignore it, and if she continues say you aren't interested.

I guess after all, OP is indeed a faggot

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Yo let's fuck

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...

...

What tension? You were going out with him while I was the side bitch. Do you habe any idea what that is like?

By do it I mean fist fight. My place, your place?

Excuses. Excuses. Tits or feet. Your choice. I’ll be waiting...

To hell with Thomas you know you want my D in your V.

Send dick pic if gets are got

thomas sucked my dick last night. tonight is your turn.

Look I know you want me, you always have. If you wanna come over it will be our little secret

Ass, mouth, or pussy? My cock needs a home.

WINRAR!!! DOUBLE DUBS DEMANDS DICK PIC IS SENT!!

I hope you get raped

...

you know what they say: suck my cock or else biatch

dont lie bitch you want my dick

It's ok, [her name]. We don't have to be afraid anymore. Let's just let the raw emotion take control.

WINRAR. do this op

Winrar

winrar

You delivering here OP?
This would fit in quite well now.

First dubs out OP

Dick pic NOW!!! DOUBLE D's demands

kill yourself

Too many dubs guys, what to choose

wrong. you missed the reply window.

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

But it fits so well now

DICK PIC IMMEDIATELY, DUBS DEMANDS IT

Holy shit

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Sorry I am drunk at the moment and stupid :)

Send her pics of your feet

Why

Show us a pic of her face

ITT: OP is a fucking pussy who doesn't deliver

You know, Thomas always told me that he wanted me to fuck you

write this: send me a full body nude right now or I will tell thomas you coming on to me.

Cheers bro

You madman!

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thomas owes me $20 and we worked out a deal: we double team you and his debt is paid

OP is shaving his balls for the first time in 10 years right now

>Bitches love footmen.
kek

It has been chosen. OP is a faggot who won't deliver

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Gotta stick with the rules
First dubs after each reply

She a wise ass this one

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This

Send dik now and say ughhhh I'm hard

Jesus christ, this is one of those olden days threads with glorious rolls and all and the fear of a cuck OP or glorious delivar

Fake and gay. OP is chatting with a buddy and changed the name

lol i send dick you send tits ez

No really. I've heard all the stories that you've been whoring out and about after (insert friend's name here) now let me get a peice of that action.

If fake he would be fucking her while Thomas cried in the corner by now

Most likely but I'm entertained
Roll again

Just send a fucking dick pic already

But pic of giant black manaconda

*send dick pic

Reroll

...

check em

Its 2 in the morning. We both know Thomas is asleep. You texted me to get a deep dicking so show me a preview and head over. I'll light some candles.

Send her a pic of a rooster and tell her "my cock would love to meet your tits"

can I call you little girl as I pound away?

Roll

rollan

Send her a pic of your tits

I really want you, I think bout u a lot I'm stroking it

Roll

send a dick pic

This

Lol you're a piece of shit friend OP. Kill yourself buddy.

thought I was gay but you get me hard can we meet?

>ok... enough of the jokes, how can I help you? :)

Fuck kikes. Fuck niggers. 1488

This, With black dick pic

may I service your sewage works, m'lady?

Is it just me or are your tits uneven?

Thomas used to let me sniff his fingers after being with you. I used to wank thinking about it, really want first hand taste!

Eggroll

cum in my eye

"do you want me to make your pussy queef, don't you?"

Peepee

Roll

Based! I'm with you on that!

Nice.

Ffs u spastic mong

Winner, gay but winner

DO IT

Winner!

He's trying to get laid, not become the laughing-stock of 11th grade.

Winner

Say "I've always thought about what was under those sexy tank tops. Truth is I've always been attracted to you"

Winner
Next dubs gets

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Checked.
See do it, user!

Show me your shit in a toilet haha

This shit right here is fucking gold lololol

I Herd U Liek Mudkips

I just go so excited when I seen your tits. I couldn’t control myself

I am not Thomas's answering service. If he's not answering you, I can think of a few good reasons. And what does me being "out" have to do with anything? I'm home. And even if I knew where he was, I wouldn't rat him out.

SEND DICK ALREADY

The only thing I misread is how unattractive you are. Stop texting I'm telling thomas

Lol it's so obvious that it's just his buddy texting with him under another name

*dick pick

ask her why she's up this late anyways

Send to her a horse dick

Send that dick pic or youre a mega faggot, OP
Also, if repeating digits, call her a nigger lover

But witch dick to pick

DO
THIS

Damn so close, reroll

Reroll

looking at Ur pics and it shot far n got my face lol

Thomas left you because I suck his cock better

...

Thomas and I are in a relationship

Let's stop playing games. You want me to find Thomas and we can run train on your fat ass or do you want to just have "us" time.

WINNER WINNER

FINALLY
DICK AWAY

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AYYYYYY CALL HER A NIGGER LOVER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>BETTER DELIVAR CUCKBOI
>If get, also send her a cuckcaption pic off the board

Jacking it to pics of you duh, the least you could do is come wipe it out

Thomas didn't warn me in time. God he soaked me, it's everywhere.

DOUBLE DUBS IM ON A FUCKIN ROLL BOYS
>SEND HER A PIC OF YOUR ASSHOLE IF I HIT THAT KOBE TRIPLE DOUBLE

Damn you guys. Ok I’ll send the dick pic. But this going to kill the convo

Op is gunna pussy out. Real shame tbh. We/I kinda fucked him with that nigger lover, dick pick, and cuck caption shit

Penetrate me

I don't care that you broke your elbow

What kind of dick pic. Bird eye view? Side? From below?

You must
It's your destiny

Your dick is that pathetic?

Do it in quick succession you slow ass faggot

Send giant black one or horse cock

Bad dragon dildos

Don't do it, it will only cause trouble. I know, I fucked three of my friends girls. Causes only trouble!

Fuck Thomas! That guys a fuckin' Jew!

Sent, no reply

Proof or you don’t exist

Waiting for that screenshot faggot, OP
Dont forget
>NIGGER LOVER
>AND
>A CUCK CAPTION FROM THE BOARD

proof

trips demand proof

Yo someone more savvy than I dox this faggot if he dont come through.
>im really fuck sick of these newfags gambling but not understanding the consequences of losing

I'm sorry about this lol. I asked dudes on Cred Forums what to text you, and all of this is what they came up with.

Winner
See seen it straight away and took nearly 10min to reply
Dubs get next reply

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You cant save this faggot now, hes dead in the water.
>faggot better know how to swim

Roll and tell her you wanna tounge fuck her butthole

reroll to MAYBE save your fucking friendship

WINNER

In before op on a watch list

Where's
>NIGGER LOVER
AND
>THE CUCK CAPTION PIC

This and also say we doing this or what

WINRAR!!! Lel

So you coming over?

So I'm not gay but that's a nice dick. Cant exactly tell if cut or uncut.

Winner! Op tell her exactly that!

Uncut I ain’t no Jew

I'm a foot fetish whore monger I wana eat those toes until the fungus grows ya know

This faggot is ignoring my dubs
>kys op im saging your attention whoring ass

So now let me see what ill be working with

OP why the fuck would you do this

Winner
Next roll guys

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Ignore this guys dubs

I'm just trying to please you any way I can

send her a picture of your asshole

shit in my mouth while i do it

>Kys nigger

Ok let’s cut the crap, it’s getting late. I’m going to bed, you joining me or not?

i want to suck a fart out of your ass like ripping a bong

You gotta treat these bitches with respect OP. Try “please may I tongue fuck your butthole”.

Say you'll be round here in 30 mins

I've secretly wanted to commit cock and ball tortute with Thomas. Wanna help

reroll

This can't fucking count OP. What's your cunt taste like?

Reroll

Dubs have spoken

YES CBT WINS AGAIN!!!

step on me mommy

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Hahaha rollllll

Tell her you’re gonna rape her

Oh I meant torture

Reroll

Lol

Listen, I’ve been thinking about you non stop. I think it’s your turn to send some nudes.

Fuck I wanna see this saga and how it ends but I gotta get back to work in 2 min. Someone save the pics of the convos and send them to this account

snap: sayo_mayo38

Show me your asshole

This

Look it's not like he didnt show me you're nudes already. I just want some of my own

Let me braid your butthole hairs sweet darling

The fact she's responding means she's at least somewhat intrigued

Based OJ Simpson

JO Sampson? Me lyk

Winner
Next dubs gets

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Tell her she smells like your grandmother's sock drawer.

Can I at least see your tits?

tell me how you'd like to be pleased then

I'll never understand women i guess

How then?

noice

They why don't you come over and tell me what you do like

nigger lover whore

You want to sit on my dick ?

Winrar

Nice

Fuck atleast add to this the question, How?

How can I please you. I want to be balls deep in that pussy. I've seen the nudes you sent thomas and I just want to experience the pussy Express myself (he said you made him into thomas the cumcum engine)

Trips noticed, do it OP!

Ignore

i WOULD to rape YOU. its not christmas but it'd make a damn MARRY man out of ME

Good one

WINRAR
Dubs gets next

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This or "Showed you mine c'mon"

come over and lets fuck like dogs

quick winner

Rolling. This is dumb as fuck, but I'd like to see the reaction.

Excellent

Show me again

This is a good thread OP, good work for not being a faggot today

thomas said you were a shitty lay

I need to see them again. Please I’m dying over here!

But I want to be reminded

Show me again or I’ll stab you to death

Maybe we can talk about this over some drinks and a handjob? No penetration though. I don’t like when the woman is enjoying it

I want to taste your pussy

Ok smartie pants, I want to see your breasts, uncovered

tf you mean? My balls are blue and my dick is adamantium.

Enough fucjing around, i just want to see ur titties

can i lick your butthole?

How will I know this is really Joleen?

Show me pussy then

Send me a pic of ur bum at least

You’re just too damn sexy. Send me a pic one more time!

Doesnt matter, let me see now

Thomas said you were a squirter. Can you confirm?

Yeah this pussy isnt following his own rules, sage this bitch

want to fuck tonight?

Send a dickpic.

I need to speak to you in person right now. It's urgent. Thomas is not okay

proof

You want to netflix and chill then?

winrar OP

can i smell your dirty butthole?

Come on I’m so fucking hard right now. I need a pic of you so bad!

Winner
Walked in on her and Thomas one time
Next dubs wins

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Done already

I really would love for you to peg my ass. You free tomorrow ?

rolling

Ignore those dubs, they're to an expired response.

Say instead "Show me your breasts smartass"

this is low quality bait. OP is obviously texting himself

Remind me

Show me again

i want to berry my tongue deep in your shithole

This OP

do it again. Just spam that shit

Show me your pussy then

I lika do tha cha cha

Just one pic of your milkers we dont gotta tell nobody

Just come round and let me touch them

I’m going to murder you if you don’t send me a picture of your tits immediately

Send asshole pic and say "fuck me"

bitch please i been riding this dragon dildo the whole time and i cant cum without some of your tiddies

OH Shit, yes!

This!

both acceptable

Roll

Can't hurt to show me.again

I was drunk, refresh my memory baby

Please please please finger my bootyhole

THIS OP!

lemme take a sip of them jugs

Fucking winrar

I’m going to rape you

Forgot to take a pic back then, Let's fix this now

I’ll stab you in the fucking head if you don’t send me nudes

What am I going to jerk off to now? Fuck.

winner

DING DING DING

Winrar

Winor

I want you, James, and Thomas to fuck my dirty asshole. If I cant live that I want to see your tits.

>

Roll

If dubs post what the first guy that quotes this says

Fucking finally!!

Joleen sounds a bit down to fuck if you ask me

Piss in my mouth

If you aren’t going to play nice, why are you even talking to me? Tits or gtfo.

winrar

Send her a picture of a toothbrush in your butthole bristles first and tell her you want her to brush with it

Just to clarify this was not an intended get. Do not send this to her.

Do it!

OP is a fag who won’t deliver this

I want your stank cunt around my tongue right now you disgusting whale. Get over here or James is fucking dead, I swear. Or Thomas. I don’t remember which is which

Winner
No pics incoming :(
Next dubs

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I want to make slow sweet love to you then cuddle all night while watching the sound of music

OP is faggot

where the fuck is OP??

how about vagene

I’m gonna rape and murder you. This is not a joke.

Look, I can tell you where Thomas is, but you'll have to show 'em first.

Okay how about you just sit on my face then.

Didn't want pics - wanted you to come round mine

Where are you that its 3am on new years op?

how about you come over and chill then?

You coming round to suck my dick or not?

“Well how about you show me in person and I’ll show you how grateful I am? ”

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SEND TIDDY NAO WHORE

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Do you want to fuck?

reroll

can you at least send me a pic with your shoe on head

Listen, Joleen. I’ve absolutely had it with this retarded song and dance. If you’re not here to put your thing on my stick in 15 minutes I’m going to fuck Thomas right in his boypussy. And he wants it, Joleen. He’s been giving me bedroom eyes for the last six weeks and I promise you that boy will be mine and you will never, ever hear from him again

Roll

im looking through your window

ok, At least can we fuck¿

roll

Rollin

Come on, I am rock hard

Lol roll

Reroll
Send the pic too btw

Sorry sorry, I just got in asked Thomas if he wanted to talk to you. He said no but he'd be down to fuck you again. He'd let me join if you're down too.

Check dates

WINRAR

Alright fine no pics. Just come over and we can make a video of me slamming your cervix with my cock.

Heil Hitler, show me your titler

Thomas told all of us you were a terrible fuck, I want to try and see for myself?

What a waste

Reroll both

Winrar!!! Deliver OP

Roll

Look babe, I’m feeling a kind of curious that a man feels when he comes of age. I really want to know what it feels like for a woman to finger and possibly fist my virgin asshole. Can you help me realize my craziest sexual fantasy ?

Thomas said I can fuck you. We need to do this.

Winner

OP is a bitch

winrarr

Damn, what can I get babe?

Rerolling for this

Win

tell her to fart in a jar and mail it to you