This is the OFFICIAL neighbor having a party nextdoor at 3am simulator...

Off by one

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TURN IT UP!

Penis

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Explain

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thanks!

dance bro, you and me

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good thread

TURN OFF THIS FAGGOTY MUSIC NIGGER

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Heya, I'll get a.... uhh.... hmmmmmmm let's see what looks good here... oh, it says here that you can get 20 McNuggets for five bucks, that's pretty neat! uhh how about a... no, not that one... hmm... I would get my usual Quarter Pounder with extra onion... but I sure am hungry... maybe the Double Quarter Pounder... no, wait... hmmmm, so many great selections... Is your coffee fresh? I might just get that and make food at home... but I'm not sure if I feel like cooking tonight... sigh... I sure wish I could decide quickly! How embarrassing, right? Uhhh... not sure I'm in the mood for a Wrap, those usually aren't enough for me... and flour tortillas usually give me bathroom problems, if you know what I mean! Hahaha... hehe... anyway, I think I know what I want now! Finally, about time right? I will actually... try... the... Double Filet-O-Fish combo this time... no cheese, please... and I will get that with the... large fry... and a Pepsi, or whatever cola drink you have here, I can never remember for some reason. Oh, not sure if I mentioned... but no cheese on that Double Filet-O-Fish, if that's not too much trouble. Also on the side I... will... hmm... I will also get a medium Double-Double... that's two sugars and two creams. I think that will be everythi- oh, hold on - let me quickly call my wife and see if she wants anything.

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Please, no. I don't want to dance but i must.

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why are Cred Forums mods so lame

nice try schlomo. fucking kikes man

>pinned
Wtf?

AWWW YEAH

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But it's only 1AM...

ghay

Literally what

do a backflip

DIS MAH JAM

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Hello neighbors, how is everyone?

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im trying to sleep!!!!!!

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Based mods

Thanks for ruining the thread nigger
Also first

twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1137846755544961024?lang=en

sound for webms plz...

MR ROGERS HERE IT BOUTTA GET KRUNK

IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TURN THAT GAY SHIT DOWN

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Saved, ty

Ayyyyyy

Let me just take a moment to say fuck niggers.

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Wish neko would do that on my cock

Mods are faggots

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Fuck wrong one

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DO THE MONKEY WITH ME

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If my neighbors were blasting Carameldansen I'd go over in a heartbeat

*casually masturbating In the closet to mind break hentai while listening to the hotline Miami soundtrack on my headphones* life is good

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go pay them a visit

Shit, anybody got coke

gLUG GLUg

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This is nice thread

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this used to be my go-to song for kniferunning like a tremendous faggot in CoD MW/MW2

in

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I wasn't invited

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Those damn zoomers with their nigger friends won't let me enjoy my Magnum reuruns.
-Sent from my Samsung Galaxy

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aww, not playing anymore

BAN THEM MODS

Men.. A great threat has befallen us. Some faggots are having a party on the house next door. Left to be specific. Bust in, be swift, be quiet. Be efficient. Filet the chinks, Decapitate or stab the whites, Shoot the Latinos. Brunoise Dice the niggers. Do what you must with the women.. Bring the Asian and White women to me.

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oh goddamnit who let bullet head in?

Is that Tom Hanks?

*hatches gun*

Eat shit goyo

Get gud

/thread

>mfw only neighbor not invited

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rolling trips like that come on and join us user!!

big tits for the party

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To the mod that's deleting the furry porn, that is a direct violation of the global rules of Cred Forums. Stop breaking your own rules faggot.

(one yike has been deposited to your account)

Carameldancen is not even nostalgic for me. I heard it for the first time only in 2014.

No it isn't fagget.
mods = gods

ZOMG NONE!!1
maybe read the rules for Cred Forums yourself fag

untz untz unz untz

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I’m gonna do something these faggots’ll never expect; I’m gonna sneak into their party!

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IMAGINE BEING SHORT LMAO

BASED AND REDDITPILLED

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

no reptiles allowed
except crocodiles, they're allowed.

Mods were possibly not fags today.
Thank you for listening to the posters.

I LOVE YOU MODS
one of the best threads ive seen in a while Cred Forums still got that magic

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

MODS DO SOMEHING

mods do you love lolis?

Why is the music so quiet?

Have successfully infiltrated the party, will report back. They suspect nothing.

who doesnt
I M A G I N E
running out of things in the house to bend her over and fuck her on

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I AM TRYING TO SHIT!!! KEEP IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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m-mods!?!?!?

MUTHA FUCKIN DANCE PARTY

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>caramelldansen
I too like being take back to that time

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Let's take a moment to look at all the other threads in b that have no posts. Every time the mods act out like this and behave like a twelve-year-old, Cred Forums suffers.

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Hey, we're the band, can't wait to play in front of this really cool crowd!

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You know, I was just thinking earlier today about how sad it is that Cred Forums has become a weak shadow of its former self. Stop renewing my faith, you cocksuckers.

hi

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Nice to see a playful mod.

There is not a single thread on this shit board worth bumping.

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Fuck you some mod cocksucker, off yourself

H-hi w-where d-do I l-l-leave m-my s-s-sword?

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Samefag
Dubs GET

Exactly this was intended as the garbage can for Cred Forums. People don't seem to realise that.

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Joke's on you, I'm in a comfy thread next door.

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All right, who’s the faggot who’s trying to blow my cover?

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Let me in

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I love mod threads, They make me feel like something matters in this rotting carcass that is the world.

So come on kappa eat a ham then
yours will be yours i guess no pants then
its no lie me eats some krauts then
lets get high and go caramel dancin

can i get a drink

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all i have is ketchup and vodka

Has the day finally come?

Is (((he))) back?

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Who ordered the chicken wings and pizza?

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Hey guys can I come too? I need to get away from the wife for a little while. I promise I won't be too loud.

here you go bro slightly used

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ahh the old spinny winny

U ALREADY WROTE DIS >:(

uwu

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agreed

vote_ban

Just take a few free shots and call the cops next time

What shit stain makes a girl suck her own ruger off? Eat my ass you crusty cum stain.

cat fucking a handbag!!

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No one understands how sweet and perfect an anime girl ass is.

hey

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now this is my kind of party my fellow americans

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its, its been so long, come get a chair and sit friend and stay a while

stay awhile
STAY FOREVER

>.jpg
You should be banned for that.

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Anonymous Died the same way Rome did: People stopped thinking of themselves as Roman, so they weren't anymore.

STFU FUCKING NIGGER

thats wild
i have this crazy idea

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Fuck it, If anonymous comes back I'm in. I guess that means I'm in.

i'm here to shut down the pool

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It's about goddamn time

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everyone here knows about pool's closed if that's what you mean. Sadly I was very young at the time. I'm still lurking and don't post much because I'm not an attention-whore idiot, and I've done my homework in learning the local culture and history.

what do you guys know about oracles?
i just heard about this and bought in

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hi mods

habbo hotel raid

Fuckers

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And just like that, Anonymous returned.

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yeah I already knew that. I am saying it is common knowledge.

...

Hell Yeah.

We oldschool now rev up the folder

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gross boomer thread...

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:stopmusic:

Egg.

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postan

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$500 Shirt... drip.

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I would love to stay in this Cred Forums forever, but alas I have to sleep.

ALERT
!!!ALL ANONS REPORT IN!!!
ALERT

One more song

sleep well user

At least wait until the song finishes bro.

>staying in the thread just to listen to the song over and over again while having another tab open

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my other tabs (covered info that might dox me, yes it's mountain timezone)

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Not just mountain time a fucking leaf.

What makes you think that? I'm a proud Montanan.

>not using 4chanx

You give off a leafy smell.

so nice

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To an Ausfag I'm sure all north americans smell the same.

HEY KEEP IT DOWN WTF MY DRYWALL IS COUGHING OUT DUST

youtube.com/watch?v=B6JoLbXfGtY&feature=youtu.be&t=269

Who said I'm not in the same time zone, leaf.

My autism won't let me stop responding to you.
anyway MT and west canada are north/south of eachother, which means they are in the same timezone. I could be in fucking south america and still be in mountain time.

You can't weasel your way out of this, leaf. The cats out, you smell of pine.

I know you are trolling, but I can't stop correcting you.
send help.

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All right. Go get your beauty sleep, leaf. You got igloos to rebuild in the morning.

youtube.com/watch?v=QQfXqKF6l24
Found the mod

I'm here for the party. Where'd everybody go.

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bump

So it was this thread.

i dont got to pretend
its actually happening

this brings great joy

I miss moot
pls tell him

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try and ban me jannies

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Hell, I almost miss snacks