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This is the official neighborhood party thread...
Jose Sullivan
Ayden Powell
Here we go again...
Jeremiah Garcia
Henry Wood
No
Noah White
I am on the guest list because you eat celery.
Zachary Thomas
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Wyatt Mitchell
hey dave it's greg, what's up I brought some bud light
Sebastian Walker
>filename
Multipass
Colton Gutierrez
NO STOP
I NEED SCHLEEP
STAPH
STTTTAAAAAPPPPPHHHHH
Matthew Smith
based
Julian Kelly
Gay thread
Leo Ramirez
Jordan Perez
Fuck
Ryan Brown
I'm not even going so fuck you op.
Josiah Gonzalez
Will Ms. Tate be here?
Zachary Diaz
Gee Bill, two parties?
Jason Hughes
Sucky-sucky fucky-fucky.
Matthew Turner
bump
Landon Perry
imagine bumping a pinned fucking thread
Landon Anderson
>inb4 nobody even remembers snacks and his parties
Grayson Edwards
THE ELF KING DO NOT SUPPORT
Jose Richardson
bump
Jonathan Moore
This fucking guy
Levi Ortiz
Hello fellow /anons/!
What might we have going on in this party? Hopefully some illegal activities, those are the best
Grayson Brown
wheres the music :((
Jonathan Turner
Based retard
Carter Davis
Fuck parties and fuck this shitty song.
Kevin Butler
the other one isnt even full is this another shitty reddit purge attempt
Nathan Thomas
I think you’ll find my name on the guest list; the name’s Mega Jup.
Luke Clark
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nathaniel Morales
Is there chips and dip here? :D if not I'm going to the other party.
Adrian Campbell
wait i hear it now
based caramel
Sebastian Cooper
What song is this?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Nolan Barnes
Boku no pico
Tyler Jenkins
Ask me how i know you're on your phone
Sebastian Hughes
Thanks.
Jack Reed
Oowa-wa-wa-wa 2
Poopoodoodoo
Josiah Smith
Here you go sir. Can't wait to drink some beer like the beer I've been drinking for all these years.
Parker Clark
can I come?
Jonathan James
Why do I only hear it if I am hovering over the gif? Also, there was a muted one playing before, different person?
Ryder Cooper
yall ready to get fucked up?
Landon Reyes
Julian Bailey
You can't kick me out if I was already here
Parker Perez
Punk Weight by Death Grips
Jaxon Wright
tits or gtfo
Isaac Rivera
(USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST)
Brayden Brown
mister oizo - flat beat (at 0.42x)
Jaxon Green
One of the admins is a pedophile and I have information and proof of this.
Brody Long
Sure, sugar-tits.
Lincoln Gutierrez
let me in i have a permit
Mason Harris
Tom Delay up in here
Chase Richardson
Aaron Hughes
b&
Isaiah Parker
>japanese_bird_cooking_spaghetti.bmp
Nathan Gonzalez
‘Sup fags? I’m invited.
Levi Williams
MOOOODDSSSSSSSS
Gabriel Nelson
WHAT DID I TELL YOU OLD REPTILE!
NO REPTILES ALLOWED EXCEPT CROCODILES.
Isaac Scott
where the young white girls at yo i brought some fried chickenz
Lucas Miller
Cringe
Jayden Ortiz
MODS ARE GODS
Dylan Davis
How could I possibly be a reptile, my good man? As you can see, I have many a follicle on me.
Adrian Wilson
Its me, Rob Broward, not Todd Howard
Justin Fisher
Lolidance is always based.
RIP flash though.
Brandon Davis
Just look how the new moderation has made b just a bit more sadder gloomy and cringy
Sage
Hunter Rogers
Hey there Snacks. Long time no see. Im glad to see you making threads again. How likely is it you will take over Cred Forums from Hiroshimoot? Thanks for all the work!
Jonathan Scott
Todd we know it's you.
You're on the guest list anyway - why are you even trying to sneak in?
Owen Ramirez
underage
Andrew Roberts
>inb4 b&
Anthony Jones
Overage actually, so ive witnessed the selling of b and its downfall
Caleb Miller
Hi Rob, what's your favorite game?
Angel Kelly
you were very probably a little little kid when Cred Forums was in its heyday
Ian Lee
Ah yes...Mr. Moot. I though I might see you here tonight
Wyatt Barnes
Ugh, someone kick this guy out.
Austin Sullivan
Wrong. I was old then and Im older now
Josiah Hernandez
will you let us in? were over 18 i pwomise well even give you special cuddles
Colton Jenkins
i came a long way from a long time ago just for this shit
Blake Foster
thank Moot for uBlockOrigin
Kayden Butler
hello
Hudson Richardson
Fallout 76 is my favorite game, you should buy it sometime, it has 10x the details and graphics than regular games
I'm Rob, not Todd, who is Todd?
Dominic Allen
Do not cite the deep magic to me newfag, I was there when they were written.
Isaac Gomez
Let us innnn were legal honest
Thomas Thomas
FUCK YOU, PAPI.
Evan Hernandez
Alright Tod-I mean Rob.
Where is Hete Pines tonight?
Also, man, please don't do that whole Skyrim thing tonight, it creeped out the girls last time.
Angel Sullivan
why are mods deleting multiple threads?
why did they sticky this?
what the fuck are those cunts doing?
Levi Bailey
To cure b they must delete all gay stuff inc trap and fur, but they want, cuz theyre on a misssion to ultimately destruct b, and indeed, humanity
Christian Thompson
this is acceptable
Angel Johnson
Hete Pines is in his cag-Uh, I mean house reciting his new speech.
Didn't the girls love the Skyrim act? One fell from how detailed it was
Gavin Mitchell
cheers
Thomas Jones
great! Tyrone is coming too
Jacob Robinson
judging by how fast this thread is bumping, all 6 remaining users of Cred Forums are going to be super upset
Owen Carter
On one hand I don't mind them deleting the mental illness (trap) threads, but they're removing other ones like fb/ig and doll threads, which I don't care about but feel should not be censored
I saw other topics removed that had no right to be removed though
Isaac Adams
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Adrian Hill
Here's my ID, now where are the lovely white ladies?
Robert Bailey
fb/ig should be on /s/ imho.
Zachary Smith
Cred Forums s the 4th fastest board still user
Robert Brown
I can agree with that
Asher Nguyen
Jack Ross
if u want da white wimminz, u have to go through me first!
Easton Phillips
Levi Reyes
IF YOU WANT DA WHITE WIMMINZ YOU GOTTA GO THRU ME FIRST!!!
Angel Watson
Jackson Cooper
Thomas Moore
retard
Aiden Phillips
post party outfits
Henry Peterson
Jackson Reyes
Fucking based
Joshua Stewart
Easton Perez
Nolan Foster
I totally know Steve, he invited me.
Anthony Adams
So whats the 1st?
Jeremiah Evans
Ween - mourning glory
Kayden Roberts
u'uv'e been rused m9
Easton Lewis
hmmmm'stv'nt've's
Bentley Anderson
you mean a mod? isn't there only 1 admin (the owner of the site hiroyuki)?
Oliver Ortiz
Mods are NICE and POLITE friends
Jose Davis
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Andrew Thomas
(He thinks its just one)
Mason Wilson
Captain Picard was selling cheese pizza on Gaia. You'd better go check it out.
Jace Baker
Let's play minecraft :)
you down bottom
Hunter Morris
>Official