Has /b ever fucked a famous girl?

I see her at Intelligentsia sometimes. I bet I even know you. That's cool though! She's cute.

I fucked Olivia Rosenbloom if that counts.

Fucked Chessie Moore when I was a college student in Florida. Supposedly I'm in one of her videos but I doubt it because I gave a pretty shitty performance.
Side Note: If I had known that she did some taboo stuff on the side I would've visited much more often.

Holy shit, what a bunch of faggots.
Thank God I had sound turned off.

The one in Silver Lake?

A dyke TV presenter in the UK.

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Yep! I once saw her staring at me and smiling and I knew she looked familiar, but it took me about a week to figure out it was her. Was is good?

It’s always so easy to tell when a nigger gets hold of a keyboard.

Your ‘mom’ doesn’t count

im from Louisiana, in high school i fucked this girl who then went on later in life to become a pornstar, her name is Jenna Reid, still have her on facebook, nice girl

>Has /b ever fucked a famous girl?
I fucked Sophie Hawley-Weld, the singer of Sofi Tukker. It was basically an organic accident. I had no clue who she was before that point. Met up with some friends at an event and showed up after the band had played. She was talking to one of my friends and I went up and said hi to my buddy, and he introduced us. The rest "just kind of happened". She's a real sweetheart and we've kept in touch over the years, even occasionally hooking up when we're in the same place at the same time. Her pussy is teeny tiny and just gorgeous, and she gives some of the best head I've ever gotten

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I lost my virginity to Christina Ricci in 1994 when she was still living in Montclair, NJ.

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Nice

Nice! Small world. She was actually pretty great, I mean it was generic sex with a short, white girl but she was a genuinely entertaining person. She actually has surprisingly bigger tits than you'd imagine.

no but my friend is friends with a pretty big metal band in my city

How old were you?

That is a great story. I'll smile to myself when I see her next. And then walk away like always.

I sniffed Nellie McKay's used panties on two separate occasions.

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Talk to her, she's honestly a very nice person!
Probably won't date you unless you're Jewish though.

TBH I'm a little upset that I didn't get that chubby, fat tittied version of Christina from Buffalo '66. But that shit was magical. Was going to private school with some kid from Montclair whose sister was friends with her sister. We all hung out a bunch of times in the summer of '94 and things were pretty obviously hot between us. She was super awesome, and I really wish we had kept in touch over the years. But that's just not how things turned out, you know? Anyway. Her pussy was gorgeous and for a 14-15 year old she gave incredible head. I teased her about her her role as Wednesday and she was happy to play the character for me while we hooked up

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14. Same age as her

All the time and everyone here knows who she is. We're engaged but that's not public because her people think it wouldn't help her image. I'm no troll but I sure as hell ain't handsome enough to walk a red carpet with her.

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Good deal nonetheless. The masochistic part of me prefers her as Lucy in Fear & Loathing, just because she was a nutjob

The gayness is unbelievable

Hint?

Pete Davidson, is that you?

I'd love to bro, I really would, but I can't.
Those paychecks are worth more to me than proving anything on an anonymous image board.
>Everything posted is fiction

No idea who this is, and no you didn’t fag

I was 10 when resident evil came out. After watching it a couple times, I had wild dreams in which I was hiding with Milla Jovovich from the zombies and we banged when no zombies were around.

Does this count?

Samefag

Why? Did she fuck her dad?

It goes with the rest of the fiction here

>The gayness is unbelievable
Super duper projection and jealousy

Yes, actually. I fucked them both. Is that a crime?

No shit newfag he's responding to a conversation. Are you retarded

Tell me more. And how dare you mf, she's my dream girl. But tell me more. And how dare you? Alright tell me

Shelly Martinez. She's great personality but in bed, she's meh. So have at that.

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I've fucked a semi-famous TV host from my country and her husbant right before she bacame fzmous. Both are bi and seinging. He gave much better head and her!

>her people think it wouldn't help her image

you mean SHE doesn't think it would help her image. sorry m8.

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There's not much to tell. We got drunk and made each other laugh. Then went to the rooftop to smoke a blunt. She gave me head and swallowed my load. I gave her head and ate her cum. Then we fucked until some people interrupted us by coming to the rooftop. After that we kept in touch and it became a semi-regular hookup. She liked that I wasn't a fan of her band. I liked that her she gave really loving ans sloppy head. When we're in the same place at the same time we'll hang out, smoke, drink, eat pizza, and fuck like insane people. I've cum inside her so many times it's not even funny. She's hilarious and sugar sweet; feels that she's way smarter than she is but it's okay because she's not pretentious about it and is totally open to being proven wrong, which she usually is. Really amazing person who I'd probably date if she was in the same place for more than a week or two

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Checked

Sounds nice. I'll lurk for leaks, that's all I can do. She's amazing.

It doesn't matter to me one way or the other.

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I once had a strictly physical relationship with janeane garofalo.i met her at canarsie shopping for a wristwatch for my then gf.she was incredible to talk to we had coffee then took an uber to her mom's co op. Fucked like animals while her mother play the pivot. Her mom was like a Hoover deluxe. We met on occasion at the super 8 for alittle poke and tickle but without her mom fluffing the dick we drifted apart.i still have her wig.once in a while I have my now wife wear it.ive named my first child janeane.i miss the salad days,indeed

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>janeane garofalo
One of the most vile people I've ever met whose rotten and mangled pussy stank worse than a fish market on a hot day

Penny i well known in my hometown. Shes known to be an obnoxious, wannabe celeb. Shes got alot of tattoos and one hell of a personallity.

There is nothing remotely believable about your story
This dude sounds like he knows what he's talking about though

I banged emma watson

HiHarvey

Never had sex with a famous girl, but I once made nachos for Trent Reznor. Does that count?

What's Trent like? I imagine he is either super nice or the most arrogant human being imagineable.

I fucked Cara Santa Maria

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I’ve posted this before. But I got a bj from Aly Raisman at a Babson party when she was still in college.

Brittany Murphy. BEFORE she died.

Bullshit artist

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Lucky, I fucked her after she died. 10/10 would bang again.

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only your mom, famous for giving birth to the world's biggest faggot

have anyone meat, Alexandra Daddario, Scarlett or Kiernan Shipka?

Checked
At least you admit your son is a huge faggot.

lol, she's openly admitted she hates sex. nice larp faggot.

For real though.

>Has /b ever fucked a girl?
Fixed.

Fucked some small time porn star. Think she went by Luna Bright. Weird girl, good head.

gg/8VuaVy

Checked

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