"well, this is it user, the mystery house you won in that lottery."

"well, this is it user, the mystery house you won in that lottery."
>how do you respond?

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oh wow thanks guys I'm glad you decided to help a fella out

sell to first bidder

Now I can be a Bond villain yay!

Live there, buy a canopy set up and base jump every day until I die

Receive paperwork. Review. Mark up. Sell. Buy an actual home.

by living there. Looks fuckin sick.
Maybe get a taller fence.

That looks terrifying

by hiring the most qualified architectural engineers I can find to tell me conclusively if I ever might have to worry about this thing killing me

Best case I have a free house
Worst care I fall to my death.

Win win.

I'd sell it. That pool is really poorly placed and generates a lot of torque on the sturcture. If you'd fill it up too much it would probably break the bottom floor clean off.

Fuck off I played Luigi's Mansion.

thank you very much

Why is the telescope pointed at the mountain?

>the Idiots in this thread who can’t tell its a fucking illustration

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>Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)23:54:29 No.8198017
nice concept art scammdr faggg

Considering that it's a fake ad to sell industrial construction products, I would probably be very angry that someone was having a laugh at me. And then I would push them off the cliff after asking for a tour of the location, which I'm sure they would be snickering about until they felt the ground's absence beneath their feet. I would chuckle heartily all the way back down the mountain, find their mangled corpse, and cut off all of its skin to become the "real estate agent" and trick more and more people up onto the murder cliff.

>torque
>the pool water will twist the house in two directions

Based pseud retard

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It literally is twisting the house idiot. What happens if it tips in the direction of the pool? It will turn into the mountain.

Where did you get your brain? The dollar store?

sale for money
I desire no house at heights
I AM AFRAID.

The 2P store actually m8

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Just wear a fuckin’ parachute at all times duh.

>mfw

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Fucking parachute that shit!

Or...
OR.
tie a bungee cord around your waist on a strap and have it connected to the mountain

You're dumb as fuck

So is this guy dumb too? Because he was also called dumb

No, because what he said was accurate

Well then prepare to be embarrassed. They were both me

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>samefag arguing with himself
>says others should be embarrassed

>sell it and live in a trailer for the rest of your life off of the bank return.
>study something like mechanics or something and use the salary to buy whatever you want.
>the bank returns will cover every essential asset like food and rent.
>since the house is big af you might even earn money off of it. in that case, you can buy a real house without having to take up a loan.
>sell the new house, put the money in the same account as the return account.
>now you'll have more income.
>do this until you can live as you want.
>open your own store or mechanics shop and work when you feel like it.
>marry a hot Thai bitch
>get 2 kids and make them smart af and able to get rich
>give them a loan when they grow up that they'll have to pay back
>they do as you
>buy houses and sell it in new york city
>mary models
>run for president
>win due to rich and people want to be rich like him
>mfw kid is Donald Trump

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has sat dish up top. telescope facing the rocks.

nice staging, kushner.

Can i get this to-go?

Race mixing is a mistake and screws over your male children. Female are fine because they usually are still hot and dudes will will fuck anything. But most males look awkward and ugly as fuck and they will be incel.

Sell that shit to some hipster tech "entrepreneur" for 3 trillion, get an actual house.

And what the fuck is that pool? Is it like knee depth or what the fuck is going on

Thats the shallow end you retard

Looks like some artist decided to paint his epic meincraft house he built

don't use that word

What stops you from becoming mechanic user?

>Gold digger girlfriend is pregnant and wants to keep it
"Sweety, let's talk outside about how happy I am this day."

>Doesn't know about foot pound per square inch

This

Definitely the first thing that would come up to my mind.

No shit i dreamnt of thead house

Not a single post before yours implied this. You just want to feel better about yourself by putting others down faggot